Massage Parlor Reports

Monday I was in the neighborhood so I stopped by HK since it had been a while. The MMS answers the door and I ask her if she has a girl available and she says yes. She takes me to the room I pay for a half hour and get ready. Who walks in but the mamasan. And she starts the massage. I ask her again where the girls are and she said the one girl is out of town and it is only her. WTF? Now the lady is very nice and frindly and outgoing and she is willing to do extras, but do I really want to get a release from a grandma? She said she has 2 girls coming in from Las Vegas but hadnt shown up yet and the other girl is out of town. When going here make it very clear who you want, of course I thought I did. Good thing I only paid for a half. Just a heads up.

[QUOTE=Schnitzel]Long time lurker, east valley AMP partaker. Ok Spa, Sunshine, Kim's (now closed) Bali Hai many others, thanks in no small part to the info on this forum!

I've been a regular at many of these places off and on over the years.

Stopped by one of my regular haunts as of late (gilbert rd) and MMS was giving me the third degree about posting details on the internet! Told me to erase all the messages.

WTF. Like I have control over that Well, whatever, but like I told her, it wasnt me, so she was lecturing the wrong person:.)

Just don't be suprised if you get the interrogation when/if asking for a specific provider.

Suppose we need to have a bit more 'discretion' when mentioning USAG to the places we frequent guys! Not all establishments appreciate the notoriety I guess?

Mentioning specific acts, amounts paid etc: Word gets around on specific gals names I suppose, but who told them about the USAG in the first place! ?

Anyways, soapbox off. Sounds like we may have f'ed up a good thing here, but whatever. There will be another set of gals waiting in line. Just look at the back of New Times:.)

Peace Out and Stay Safe![/QUOTE]
With a moniker like yours it is only appropriate that something like this would happen this month!
A heads-up has been duly issued by other mongers.

I have always maintained that we should restrain our reports regarding explicit details as best we can.

Thanks for your report though. Much appreciated.
Gives us a little more to think about when we submit our next post.

Auf Wiedersehen
DN

Just happened to pick up a copy of the New Times today and noticed a rather large ad for Sunshine Spa. Now if they are crabbing at mongers for internet postings about their adventures ... why do you suppose they have their 'panties-in-a-bunch' after having placed such a huge ad? Maybe new owners?
I don't get it.
DN

Dn,

I've been in the valley for 10 years now, if I'm not mistaken, they always advertise in the winter when the visitors come to town. I had a conversation with the MMS a while back and she was looking forward to the fall/winter when business would pick up. Seems the ladies choose when they want to come to the valley.

Don't know about the posting discussion with MMS, but with any board, discretion is always best.

I'm going to find somewhere different for a while.

Went to our favorite AMP. Saw Mina, great massage and very good time. Enjoyed it very much.

Scott

Stopped by to see Tasha again on Friday after leaving the Avalon not feeling very satisfied after seeing Stacy. Tasha is leaving for awhile and I will be missing her. Maybe I should check out the wares at the Sunshine..Mina isit?

Pepe

I visited a local Mesa AMP based on a post and was not disappointed. Even though I am not a pro at this I did not mention the site or a person by name (thought that might be a little much), only that I'd like an hour massage, etc. The person who I was lucky enough to get was actually the person listed in the post and I was treated extremely well.

As I read more and learn the best ways to share information I'll do that. Unfortunately I cannot get as many massages as I would like so I'll post as I can. Thank you all for the education, I was wasting too much $ before finding this site.

I did try another place near the intersection of Baseline and Dobson, but wasn't too impressed. Young asian (low 20s. Sally) who didn't give a good massage and everything was a bit too expensive. I did get a 30min free card for next time so I might go back and see if it gets any better on a second trip.

Went to Old Town Scottsdale for a beer at the Billup Bar and a trip to see Pami. She works out of an MP bu the Marriott Suites. For $ you get a great massage, great conversation, and an incredible Russian session with those HUGE hooters. She lets you play with her....but no FS or kissing. I get the full hour with an explosive happy ending.

I mentioned her on my last trip to Phoenix and will visit again. You can find her digits by searching on "Pami."

Have fun and be safe you Mongers!!

WOF

The best thanks is to return the favor, you did a good job of that.

Scott

As I read more and learn the best ways to share information I'll do that. Unfortunately I cannot get as many massages as I would like so I'll post as I can. Thank you all for the education, I was wasting too much $ before finding this site.

Has anyone seen the ads for "Loving Touch Therapy" from those girls that post in theraputic massage section of backpage? The ads are intriguing, but I am pretty sure I would leave unfufilled. Would love a report or a PM from someone who TOFT.

[QUOTE=Reallly Bored]Has anyone seen the ads for "Loving Touch Therapy" from those girls that post in theraputic massage section of backpage? The ads are intriguing, but I am pretty sure I would leave unfufilled. <snip>[/QUOTE]

Haven't been there, but I think you would leave with your wallet "unfilled". ROFLMFAO

Went back to see Tasha again. Same great service as B4. Tasha says MMS is bringing in a new girl soon.

Pepe

[QUOTE=Chilly Willy]Haven't been there, but I think you would leave with your wallet "unfilled". ROFLMFAO[/QUOTE]Chilly Willy's advice is correct. Been there and done that. Don't Waste You're Time.

When an exact phrase like this shows up twice in two days from two different new posters, I gotta wonder.

"As I read more and learn the best ways to share information I'll do that. Unfortunately I cannot get as many massages as I would like so I'll post as I can. Thank you all for the education, I was wasting too much $ before finding this site."

While I have not been able to play during the last year due to some medical issues, I try to keep up with what is happening. When I saw this line posted twice in the first week of Nov....well all I could think of was a BLT, hold the bread, lett, and tom. (or we got one bigassed copycat)

Be safe guys

kk

Klyde,

I think that Scott17 was quoting my comment and stating that the best way for me to repay the work was to add comments/posts myself. No copycat, just using my words to make a point.

Not much action lately, too busy with other things the rest of '07. Looking forward to a great 2008.

Have a great one,

MM

[QUOTE=Kool Klyde]When an exact phrase like this shows up twice in two days from two different new posters, I gotta wonder.

"As I read more and learn the best ways to share information I'll do that. Unfortunately I cannot get as many massages as I would like so I'll post as I can. Thank you all for the education, I was wasting too much $ before finding this site."

While I have not been able to play during the last year due to some medical issues, I try to keep up with what is happening. When I saw this line posted twice in the first week of Nov....well all I could think of was a BLT, hold the bread, lett, and tom. (or we got one bigassed copycat)

Be safe guys

kk[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kool Klyde]When an exact phrase like this shows up twice in two days from two different new posters, I gotta wonder.

"As I read more and learn the best ways to share information I'll do that. Unfortunately I cannot get as many massages as I would like so I'll post as I can. Thank you all for the education, I was wasting too much $ before finding this site."

While I have not been able to play during the last year due to some medical issues, I try to keep up with what is happening. When I saw this line posted twice in the first week of Nov....well all I could think of was a BLT, hold the bread, lett, and tom. (or we got one bigassed copycat)

Be safe guys

kk[/QUOTE]

Your observation should be commended. Many of us do not pay attention to newbie posts as we should.
Thanks for your input!

For those of you who need to pay attention ... the phony mongers are:
"MASSMANIA" and
"SCOTT17"

DN

[QUOTE=Dick North]Your observation should be commended. Many of us do not pay attention to newbie posts as we should.
Thanks for your input!

For those of you who need to pay attention ... the phony mongers are:
"MASSMANIA" and
"SCOTT17"

Dn[/QUOTE]If you were paying attention you would have known that I was trying to quote his message without copying the whole thing. But thanks for the flame anyway.

Scott

[QUOTE=Scott17]If you were paying attention you would have known that I was trying to quote his message without copying the whole thing. But thanks for the flame anyway.

Scott[/QUOTE]
When you wish to quote another poster, simple click on the quote button on the lower right of the message box. That process will initiate a reply message and will frame the quote appropriately (I suspect that you know that already). If you wish to edit out unnecessary verbiage then you can do so easily, but be sure to use ellipses to indicate deleted passages. Simply adding the text of another poster's comments, without clearly indicating that it is quoted material, is a sure bet to confuse your readers and perhaps invoke the kind of responses that you received.
Vigilance on this board is extremely important to the preservation of our hobby and I again applaud Kool Klyde for paying attention as he did.
If I have wrongly accused you or Massmania, then you have my apology.
Take care and thanks for your response.
DN

[QUOTE=Dick North]If I have wrongly accused you or Massmania, then you have my apology.

Take care and thanks for your response.

DN[/QUOTE]Yes, I do feel wrongly accused. Before flaming someone I would recommend reading the entire message/past messages. I may be new to this group, but I am familiar with the expected etiquette associated with online forums.

DN, I do accept your apology.

Thanks to you all again for your great work,

MM

Understand that there was no flame intended. I read both messages several times before putting in my .02 worth. We have lost providers and establishments to Uncle J and the pussy patrol through sites like this. Often in the quick browsing of messages we miss small details at times. I simply wanted this detail brought to light to see if I was the only one who looked at it this way, or thought the same thing I did.

Thanks to Mr. North for seeing exactly what I was trying to point out. I was only looking out for the best interest of this forum and the other posters here. Dick gave some good instructions on posting. I wasn't aware of the quote button, but when I quote it is in " " as this one was and who I quoted (usually) although this time I left that blank so anybody that cared enough to check would see that for themselves.

Again DN, thanks for the support.

play safe guys

kk

I just thought it was way out of line for DN to call us "phony mongers" since I know he has seen my postings before.

Scott

I'll be in PHX in two weeks and will be trying the parlors I have missed. Mainly first stop will be that one in Chandler at Alma School and
Elliot May be next main n-s st to the west. Two older Asian ladies touchy feely looks like a lot of fun.

Stopped by and saw the reliable Nancy today.
Same as it ever was, although she has a new hair cut/perm.

Good massage and extras for a reasonable tip.

Went out recently with determination to try a new AMP. Picked Hawaii Spa's ad from the New Times because I thought it was a misprint - said $30 off (instead of the usual "$5-$10 off"). They are on the NW corner Dobson/Southern in a strip mall mostly filled with Asian businesses. More people walking around on the sidewalk than I care for, and a group of young Asian men speaking something foreign standing in front of a neighboring restaurant. So far, things were OK but not perfect, but my sensors were giving me a slight but sure warning. Should have listened.

I think the girl who answered the buzzer was Japanese, which was a plus, but there was an unidentifiable stink (probably food, but had a real shit smell to it) in the lobby. First I asked prices, and she said $30/half hour, $60 hour. No surprise. Then I pulled out the coupon and said I'd take the hour for $30. She claimed not to understand what I was saying about the coupon, and wanted more for the hour until she saw I was not about to give her any more. Unfortunately, I violated my own rule #1, which is make sure you have a ten and a couple of fives (not just 20s) so you can give the exact amount at the door in case it's one of those ripoff places that "don't have change". Stupid move.

Started with a TS where she was careful about touching me but allowed my hands to roam freely. Typical small, firm Asian body, and wearing a thong under her short dress. Started thinking things would be OK.

She used lotion for the massage, without asking (I prefer powder). More free hand roaming. On the flip, more lotion and more roaming. Didn't take long before she asked for the tip. After I gave it to her, I said she still owed me $10 for the door fee, and she could add that to what I gave her, and she tried to argue with me that she did not owe me anything. Her pleas fell on deaf ears.

Then I hung my pants back up on a hook on the wall. As I turned back to lie down again, I heard them fall to the floor. I turned, but she stepped in front of me to pick them up. It was pretty dark in the room, but out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw something move between the wall and the recliner in the corner.

Service was OK; she voluntarily removed her dress and bra, too.

When the session was over, she left the room. I looked in the corner behind the recliner, and what do you suppose I saw? Yup, you guessed it, my wallet. F*cking c*nt. I just played dumb when she returned - I knew she would just act innocent anyway, so what was the point? It was better to imagine the extreme disappointment on her face when she went back to the room after I left expecting to get a bonus.

She said her name was Nikko (knee-ko). I'd just advise against going there at all. Try to learn from my mistakes. I think the setup with the recliner next to the hooks on the wall has to be intentional, and probably only one of many ways this b*tch rips people off.

Willy

I think the more correct location of the place I mentioned earlier was n/w corner of Dobson and Elliot.

[QUOTE=Az Dude]Stopped by and saw the reliable Nancy today.
Same as it ever was, although she has a new hair cut/perm.
Good massage and extras for a reasonable tip.[/QUOTE]

I've been there many times and always ask for Nancy. There have been times that I was given a different provider. The last time was definitely the real Nancy because I recognized her 'methods'. She did appear to have put on a few pounds though. Nancy used to have long hair kept up during the massage and afterwards she would let it down (well you can guess the rest). The real Nancy gives an incredible massage and extras ... same girl maybe?
DN

[QUOTE=Dick North]The real Nancy gives an incredible massage and extras ... same girl maybe?
DN[/QUOTE]
Same as it ever was! :-)
Agreed.. she has put on a few pounds, but still
is a good time.

OOOOHH Im drooling now. I remember the real Nancy. Nice Nice Nice.

I believe Rose Garden was the name of the place I hit today. It's on 7th street south of thomas & just north of Virginia. Never saw an ad for them just found it driving by once & made a note to try it this weekend.

Young answered the door. Pretty & early to mid 30's but I have trouble guess the age with asians sometimes. She wore a long red dress but you could still tell she was probably going to have an alright body.

Rates were $50 for 45mins & $60 for 60mins. Surprised that they had no 30mins. So took the 45.

TS was thorough. When I flipped saw 2 other girls in the doorway. Young stopped to talk to them in Japanese or whatever. After a few giggles the other 2 waved & walked out.

The massage was alright. I chose medium and I believe Young could do hard if that's what you wanted. Turns out this was Youngs first day back & I was her first cutomer. She was in Japan & Korea for a while. So on the flip I had just wanted a BJ which she quoted $. 20. Thought this was high but when I started to haggle she took off her dress. Her body was better than I had expected. She started with the BJ but after a few minutes without even asking she gets on me reverse cowgirl. After a few position changes we finish in doggie.

She never asked for more of a tip & I gave her what we agreed on for the BJ. She didn't seem to have a problem with it. She even admitted to me that the fact I'm in shape & blessed (her exact words) really turned her on & she was going to tell the other girls to take real good care of me.

Figure I'll go back in a week or 2 & see if I can still get such a bargain.

Willy,

MMS has new girl you might want to try.

Sorry about your experience at Hawaii.

I never did think this was a good place.

Have you been to the Avalon or Sunshine?

Pepe

[QUOTE=Chilly Willy]Went out recently with determination to try a new AMP. Picked Hawaii Spa's ad from the New Times because I thought it was a misprint - said $30 off (instead of the usual "$5-$10 off"). They are on the NW corner Dobson/Southern in a strip mall mostly filled with Asian businesses. More people walking around on the sidewalk than I care for, and a group of young Asian men speaking something foreign standing in front of a neighboring restaurant. So far, things were OK but not perfect, but my sensors were giving me a slight but sure warning. Should have listened.

I think the girl who answered the buzzer was Japanese, which was a plus, but there was an unidentifiable stink (probably food, but had a real shit smell to it) in the lobby. First I asked prices, and she said $30/half hour, $60 hour. No surprise. Then I pulled out the coupon and said I'd take the hour for $30. She claimed not to understand what I was saying about the coupon, and wanted more for the hour until she saw I was not about to give her any more. Unfortunately, I violated my own rule #1, which is make sure you have a ten and a couple of fives (not just 20s) so you can give the exact amount at the door in case it's one of those ripoff places that "don't have change". Stupid move.

Started with a TS where she was careful about touching me but allowed my hands to roam freely. Typical small, firm Asian body, and wearing a thong under her short dress. Started thinking things would be OK.

She used lotion for the massage, without asking (I prefer powder). More free hand roaming. On the flip, more lotion and more roaming. Didn't take long before she asked for the tip. After I gave it to her, I said she still owed me $10 for the door fee, and she could add that to what I gave her, and she tried to argue with me that she did not owe me anything. Her pleas fell on deaf ears.

Then I hung my pants back up on a hook on the wall. As I turned back to lie down again, I heard them fall to the floor. I turned, but she stepped in front of me to pick them up. It was pretty dark in the room, but out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw something move between the wall and the recliner in the corner.

Service was OK; she voluntarily removed her dress and bra, too.

When the session was over, she left the room. I looked in the corner behind the recliner, and what do you suppose I saw? Yup, you guessed it, my wallet. F*cking c*nt. I just played dumb when she returned - I knew she would just act innocent anyway, so what was the point? It was better to imagine the extreme disappointment on her face when she went back to the room after I left expecting to get a bonus.

She said her name was Nikko (knee-ko). I'd just advise against going there at all. Try to learn from my mistakes. I think the setup with the recliner next to the hooks on the wall has to be intentional, and probably only one of many ways this b*tch rips people off.

Willy[/QUOTE]

Stopped by AG today, saw Coco. TS was being worked on so that wasn't available. She provided enthusiastic service covering every base. A definite repeat for me.

[QUOTE=Redrocks]Stopped by AG today, saw Coco. ... She provided enthusiastic service covering every base. A definite repeat for me.[/QUOTE]

Prices still in the stratosphere?

[QUOTE=Chilly Willy]Went out recently with determination to try a new AMP. Picked Hawaii Spa's ad from the New Times because I thought it was a misprint - said $30 off (instead of the usual "$5-$10 off"). They are on the NW corner Dobson/Southern in a strip mall mostly filled with Asian businesses....[/QUOTE]
Chilly Willy, I reviewed that ad and it is indeed a $30.00 off coupon. Did you present her with the coupon? Sometimes it won't matter because they will try to extract more from you in tips. As far as the wallet deal, could that have been an accident that it fell from your pants? Was there dough missing? Regardless, it's still good info that you shared with this board. Other than those issues, there seem to be some positive aspects to this place. Hmmmm!
In any event, you need to modify your operational tactics as an amp monger. Prepare a simple 'monger wallet' with no id and enough dough to cover the expected charges. Keep that wallet with you as you go to the TS. Sometimes your provider will give you a plastic bag to keep your personal effects in while you take your shower.
Believe me, we all make mistakes when the brain's blood supply moves to another part of the body, but it's always good to take precautions.
Take care

PS other measures for securing your valuables are available via pm
Also, the smell is typical of many of these places where they cook their meals.
Other than that, the asian girls seem to be meticulous in their personal hygiene
DN

[QUOTE=Dick North]<snip> Did you present her with the coupon? Sometimes it won't matter because they will try to extract more from you in tips.

As far as the wallet deal, could that have been an accident that it fell from your pants? <snip>

In any event, you need to modify your operational tactics as an amp monger. Prepare a simple 'monger wallet' with no id and enough dough to cover the expected charges. <snip>
DN[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the tips, DN; we all can learn from such shared wisdom.

Yes, I presented the coupon, after being sure she quoted me the full price first so I could get the right deal. That's when her "Engrish" skills suddenly deteriorated and she acted as though she didn't understand that I was supposed to get the hour session for .30 plus the coupon.

There's no way possible the wallet came out of my pocket on its own (tight, narrow fit in the back pocket of those jeans, and I definitely put it all the way in the pocket before hanging it up), and even more no way possible it could have flown sideways through the air about 6 feet from where the hook was on the wall to where it ended up on the floor. No, it didn't bounce there; it flew sideways through the air which was what caught my eye.

Actually, I have done the "monger wallet" thing for over 15 years now. the wallet in question had only one additional 20, tucked away through a slit in the lining behind one set of [empty] credit card pockets. My whole point was not that I almost lost my wallet or some additional dough, but that I wanted to warn others away.

Learn from others' experiences, I always say. You can take anything with a grain of salt, but these reports don't just come out of pure imagination.

Hello all,

Had some time on Wednesday afternoon, and stopped by our fav location in Mesa. Met a new girl, Tina. Little older Korean with nice bolt ons. Offered sauna, TS, and then the main event. Good technique, but a little rushed on the flip. Finished up, then she worked on my feet. Nice touch, but she ended up trying to hose me out of the full hour by 15 min. I was suprised, and I made sure this was reflected in my tip. I would recommend, just make sure you are clear on the time.

Room 60 min normal price, tip .80. Would have been more if I would have received the full hour.

Poon Hard, but safe

Johndoe

[QUOTE=Chilly Willy]
...Learn from others' experiences, I always say. You can take anything with a grain of salt, but these reports don't just come out of pure imagination.[/QUOTE]
Great statement Chilly Willy.
I am planning to put Niko on my dance card. It could be another TOFTT situation, but I am now intrigued. Of course though, it doesn't take much to get me intrigued about an amp massage. In spite of your personal bad experience, sounds like there still are some possibilities with this place.
Hope to have some 'goog' news (that's an inside joke between me & Mr Chilly Willy) regarding my experience.
DN

I like this better:

Poon Hard. Poon safe.

Had this dream last night about secret agent Dick North, who works for the international intelligence-gathering agency G.O.O.G. (Guys Obtaining Orgasmic Gash). Agent North was assigned to do a HALO (High-Altitude, Low-Opening) jump in the dead of night onto the enemy-held island of Hawaii and collect first-hand HUMINT (Human Intelligence) on covert operations there while avoiding detection by operatives of competing agency U.N.C.L.E. L.E.O. (Uncooperative Nosy Conniving Lame Enemies of Lawfully-Engaged Ordinarymen). Woke up before the outcome, but my thoughts and prayers are with this selfless pubic servant.

Yes, GOOG hard. GOOG safe.

[QUOTE=Chilly Willy]Had this dream last night about secret agent Dick North, who works for the international intelligence-gathering agency G.O.O.G. (Guys Obtaining Orgasmic Gash). Agent North was assigned to do a HALO (High-Altitude, Low-Opening) jump in the dead of night onto the enemy-held island of Hawaii and collect first-hand HUMINT (Human Intelligence) on covert operations there while avoiding detection by operatives of competing agency U.N.C.L.E. L.E.O. (Uncooperative Nosy Conniving Lame Enemies of Lawfully-Engaged Ordinarymen). Woke up before the outcome, but my thoughts and prayers are with this selfless pubic servant.[/QUOTE]
ROFLMAO!
You have done it my good friend! Truly a work of art and a ...
REPORT OF DISTINCTION on the USG. :)

Take care

DN