"Just try to relax, this won't take long," said the gynecologist trying to calm the obviously nervous young blonde patient.
"Haven't you ever been examined like this before?" he asked.
"Yeah, sure," she replied, "but not by a doctor!"
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"Just try to relax, this won't take long," said the gynecologist trying to calm the obviously nervous young blonde patient.
"Haven't you ever been examined like this before?" he asked.
"Yeah, sure," she replied, "but not by a doctor!"
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a
tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants
him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then
instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting
dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me
why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's
nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
Man calls 911 about lap dance money
Gannett Wisconsin Newspapers
CLYMAN — A man called 911 early Saturday when he apparently gave $20 for a lap dance to the wrong woman.
The man gave the $20 to a woman in the T&T Gentlemen’s Club, 942 Main St., Clyman, according to Dodge County Sheriff’s Department dispatch logs.
Unfortunately the woman he gave his money to was not an employee of the club and left with his money without providing the dance, according to the report.
According to the log, dispatchers could hear arguing in the background when the man called 911 on his cell phone.
Officers are trying to locate the woman.
Link : [url]http://www.thenorthwestern.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070422/OSH/304220030/1987[/url]
Bill and Bob were sitting in a bar, and Bob was complaining about his current live-in girlfriend. "I'm telling you, Bill, I've about had it with her. She keeps bringing her work home night after night. I'm seriously considering just moving out and ending the relationship."
"Well," replied Bill, "I can see how that could indeed be very annoying. But having a girl who's interested in her career is hardly a reason to break up."
"It is if your girlfriend's a hooker." said Bob.
A fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way that she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."
So the fellow did.
The next day his buddy asked, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," said the fellow.
"...And did she like it?" His buddy asked.
"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!!!"
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novacain.
"No way, no needles, I can't stand needles.
"The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas but the man again objects.
"No gas, please the mask on my face is suffocating to me."
The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
"No" said the patient "I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says "Here's a Viagra tablet."
The patient says "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill."
"It doesn't" said the dentist "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth
Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery.
A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager.
Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions.
The manager went to Bubba and said "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the Yankee the job."
Bubba asked: "And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine questions correct. This being Louisiana, and me being a Southern boy, I should get the job!"
The manager said "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the one question that you both missed."
Bubba then asked: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
The manager replied: "Bubba, its like this. On question #4 the Yankee put down "I don't know." You put down, "Neither do I."
"Doctor, I've got this problem," a man says. "My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She gives me a quick one before I leave for lunch. And before I leave work at the end of the day, she really works me over."
"So what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac," the man continued. "I service her every morning when we get up. I go home for a quick half hour everyday at lunchtime and then we have a marathon session each night before we go to sleep."
"I still don't know what your problem is," said the doctor.
"You see Doc, every time I masturbate I get these dizzy spells."
Bad Humor
Well Trained
A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'.
In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. After supper, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.
The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done.
Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.
"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the fields with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Daisy's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."
They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one day when Homer came back to the doctor's office.
"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"
"Oh, it worked good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Daisy'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home agin."
"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
"Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her since huntin' season started
Holy Holes
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter,"It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."
"You can't go there,"says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and taken advantage of."
"Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that."
"My Girl"
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end."
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife ' s monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow ' s butt."
"Still holding the cow ' s tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
I don ' t remember much after that...
NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread
and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard
business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya' swallar?" The
woman shakes her head 'no.'
"Kin ya' breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
'no.'
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly, gives her right butt cheek, a lick
with his tongue!
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth! As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly
walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya' know, I'd heerd of dat dere 'Hind Lick Maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
Staggering in from their anniversary dinner, the drunken husband collapsed in a chair and let out an enormous belch.
"That's it George! I've had it this time." his wife screamed. "I'm cutting you off forever."
"That's impossible," he replied, "you don't even know where I'm getting it."
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked
you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps
your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear,
you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn
it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it
off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
" Only when he's been drinking."
A group of very attractive young female city employees discovered they could nicely supplement their income by moonlighting as call girls. One of the girls discovered she was more successful as a blonde after having her hair bleached. She convinced the others that the old saying, "Blondes have more fun," is true. The ladies became so popular that they were able to charge exorbitant rates. They even charged their taxi fares to the Johns they served. When hard times hit and the market got soft, they needed a bigger come-on. Some of them understood the economic law of supply and demand, so decided to lower their rates. They decided not to include taxi fares in the fees they charged their customers. They have become known as: The taxi-free municipal blondes.
[QUOTE=Headfirst]A group of very attractive young female city employees ... have become known as: The taxi-free municipal blondes.[/QUOTE]
DC government, right? Oh wait, you said attractive...
[QUOTE=Vargr]DC government, right? Oh wait, you said attractive...[/QUOTE]
DC girls are HOT"
[quote]"As a July 5, 2006 [i]Washington Times[/i] article pointed out, not only are there a lot of young bodies entering the District, with an estimated 20,000 interns coming to D.C. each summer, but there is quite a bit of those bodies on display. The Times article noted an emerging trend of scanty dress around the workplace, citing a large number of girls wearing tank tops, mini-skirts, low-cut spandex tops and flip-flops to the workplace. For flaunting this informal uniform, such ladies have garnered the nickname “skinterns.”[/quote]
[QUOTE=KC Questor]DC girls are HOT[/QUOTE]The original post was a reference to CITY employees, you're talking about federal-level interns mostly working for legislators and lobbyists. DC municipal workers don't exactly look as good, to put it nicely.
Try this: [url]http://www.workingforamerica.org/images/Careerpath.jpg[/url]
Scott had set a double date for himself and his friend Tim. Scott said, "Tim, I'll give you first choice. Let me tell you what they're like."
"Okay," said his buddy. "Sandra has kind of a dumpy figure. She's short on looks, but she gives an incredible blow-job. Suzie is pretty and has a perfect pair of legs, which she shows off by wearing shoes with very high heels."
"Say no more," interrupted Tim. "I'll go for head over heels anytime."
That's great!
Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Wally didn't show up. Max didn't think much about it, figured maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Wally hadn't shown up for a week or so Max really got worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they used to play a lot of golf together) was at the park, and Max couldn't remember where Wally lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month passed and Max figured old Wally had gone to his heavenly reward, but one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold, there sat Wally! Max was very excited and happy to see him and told him so!
Then he said, "For crying out loud Wally, what happened to you?"
Wally replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail?," cried Max!! "What in the world for?"
"Well," Wally said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"
"Yeah" said Max, "I remember her. What about her?"
"Well one day last month she got mad at me and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think, that an old guy like me could still do, that when I got into court, I pled 'Guilty'.
The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury.
The teacher in Little Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer. When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said, "My mom's a wh*re."
Naturally, after that remark, he got sent to the principal's office.
Then, 15 minutes later, he returned to class. So the teacher asked, "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" Johnny said ,"Yes." "Well, what did the principal say?" asked the teacher. Little Johnny replied, "He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me an apple and asked for my phone number."
What has 50 teeth and guards King Kong?
My Zipper!
Whoop. Whoop!
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
He asks the blonde clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The blonde clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup,
so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The pharmacist yells: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"
The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!!!
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl.
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three
women buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one
of the men.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
They all board the train.
The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into
a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after
the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save
some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return
trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any
ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet,
and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her
toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
The woman knocks on their door and says, "ticket, please."
For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father
said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
it."
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe
told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling
Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she
was coming too. And I'll be darned if I'm staying here by myself with a
$280,000 mortgage & no bike.
Here are some of the best Pick-Up Lines that work in Kansas
(The tree/squirrel is my favorite)
* Did you fart? Cuz ya blew me away.
* Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
* Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
* Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in 'em.
* If you was a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
* You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
How can you tell if two lesbians are twins? They not only look alike, but they lick alike too!
I found myself chatting with a slightly middle-aged woman at a club last night. She looked very good for 57. We drank a few, danced a little, and had a few hugs. She asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother-and-daughter threesome," she said.
"Wow," I said, "No, never had anything like THAT."
We drank a bit more, then she said that it must be my lucky night - and the two of us went to her place. She turned on the hall light as we arrived and shouted upstairs, "You still awake, Mom?"
There's a young couple in the cinema. The girl says, "I must have a piss, can I squeeze past you?"
"Why don't you squat down on the floor and do it" says the boyfriend. "You'll have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you."
"OK" she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor. The bloke starts feeling horny at the thought of her down there, so he reaches down and makes a grab.
He feels something long and hard and says, "Urgh! Have you changed your sex?"
"No" she says "I've changed my mind... I'm having a shit instead."
I sat with an older woman at a club last night. She was in great shape for 57,
We drank a bit, had a bit of a conversation & she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter three some?
I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her house.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs..."Hey mom, are you awake?'
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran , with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidels forever outside our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more abou this wall". The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries...... it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is
Your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
05-23-07 21:46
[quote=Headfirst]I found myself chatting with a slightly middle-aged woman at a club last night. She looked very good for 57. We drank a few, danced a little, and had a few hugs. She asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother-and-daughter threesome," she said.
"Wow," I said, "No, never had anything like THAT."
We drank a bit more, then she said that it must be my lucky night - and the two of us went to her place. She turned on the hall light as we arrived and shouted upstairs, "You still awake, Mom?"[/quote]
Today 14:00
[quote=A John]I sat with an older woman at a club last night. She was in great shape for 57,
We drank a bit, had a bit of a conversation & she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter three some?
I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. I went back to her house.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs..."Hey mom, are you awake?'[/quote]
Please, tell me where the old woman drinks, so I know to avoid this place.
Here's a list of my favorite things to do..... well, there's sex, you can have sex, sexual intercourse, a quickie, consummate a marriage, couple, copulate, coddle, or commit the act of procreation. You could be making whoopee, making love, love making, scrogging, slapping skin, or sweating to the oldies. You could sleep with someone, sleep together, sleep around, fool around, ***** around, screw around, or just screw, shag, shank, score, fornicate, fork, pork, pump, poke, plank, pound, boff bonk, bop, bone bang, or boink. you could be dancing between the sheets, doing the horizontal bop, the horizontal mambo, the prone boogie, or even the hunka-chunka. You could be
humping, bumping, humping and bumping, bumping uglies, the ol' bump and grind, or making the two backed beast. You could play doctor, hide the salami, hide the sausage, because dammit, it's the most fun you can have with your clothes off. You could break in a new mattress, or give the old one a workout. You could be squeaking the springs, annoying the neighbors, or making a big mistake. You could get them in the sack, get little action, get a little nookie, get a piece of tail, get a piece of ass, get it on, get some, get frisky, get lucky, get laid, get all hot and sticky, or just get it wet, and, i'm not making this up, get a little sticky steak up in this *****. You could be
mounted, mounting, rutting, breeding, starting a family, pulling the train, slamming the stack. Two for me, none for you. Not going anywhere for a while? You could turn a trick, or take pity on the poor bastard and give it away. Happy hammering, hammer, nail, sow your wild oats, lose your virginity, or induce pregnancy the old fashioned way. Take a roll in the hay, a trip to the tunnel of love, or a trip to paradise if you're taking the scenic route. Hit a home run, hit the twizzer, knock boots, tap that ass, shoplift the pootie, plunder the booty, count the ceiling tiles, ruin a friendship, or close the scroat. Do the wild thing, do it, doing it, doing the nasty, the nasty, the old in-out in-out, dip the wick, dip the stick (or if you're with a moron you could stick the dip). Wet the noodle, check the oil, check the temperature, give her the pork sword injection, or the hot beef injection, depending on your religion. Or perhaps even commit assault with a vein laden meat pipe. You could give in, give it up, go for it, go for the gold, go for the gusto, go for broke, or even go all the way, after all, it is the fastest way to the top. You could engage in a fluid transfer, relieve some tension, relieve some pressure, or experience a hormonal episode. There's always my favorite: Help me get the wrinkles out. it's a labor of love, hanky panky, and as a friend of mine once said "the noblest of all causes" or....you could just FUCK!!!
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and an anorexic prostitute?
A: A fake dollar is a phony buck.
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50. 00.
"Why so little, " she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff. "
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam. " The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad. " When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls. "
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband Alex, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Alex".
She got skills....but... errr...
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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One astute student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic... $29.99
Clinton... $29.99
Titanic... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton ... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton ... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton ... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton ... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton ... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton ... Let's not go there.
Titanic... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton ... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton ... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton ... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton ... Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing.
An Arizona cowboy stopped at a local restaurant
following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah
Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's balls from the
bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy, though
momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck... I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each
morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then, that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins