Strip Club Reports

Getting Take·Out Service from an 'exotic dancer' is one thing , but actually *dating* them ?? Quite another

Thought you guyz might enjoy these amusing recollections from a guy who lusted and lost =

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p.s. *GREAT* series on the SC scene , S·H

.... although not everything you wrote applies to every area of the country

Fer ex = here where I live — Rhode Island — the SCs are basically Brothels and it's much , much
easier to get any·thing you want in the Club ... or get the girl to agree to TOS

That's the only reason I haven't re·posted the series on the Rhodent Strip Club Board ,
but others here might consider doing that , giving you full Credit , natch

Having strip clubs as a hobby is not for the faint of heart or an empty wallet.
Sure, bucks are involved, sometimes big bucks, sometimes very few bucks.

Yesterday, for instance, I was in the VIP for five hours with a dancer (sometimes joined by a third dancer) and it cost me less than $200 for drinks and entertainment for all of them for the entire afternoon. And I got unanticipated free fs for my reward at the end of the day. About 7 p.m, we looked around and discovered we were the only ones in the VIP so we fucked our brains out. It happens. It was a fun, relaxing day where I had a hard-on all afternoon long and lovely ladies attending to it. Nothing wrong with that and it didn't cost me a lot of bucks. Yes, it took me a while to build the relationships, but anything worth having is worth the investment.

As described in part 3 of my dissertation, I do pay for the dances, not the service, in the range described. But, I also have a couple of dancers who just like to play for the fun of it and the cost of that is negligible and the result is fireworks. (Note to LL, yes, size matters--you'll see for yourself soon.)

LoveLOS' analysis is about right except for one thing, VIP dances here are $10 per song, not $20, in the favorite clubs. So five songs are about $50. A hj for five songs would be about $60; a bj would be about $75 or so, if you last that long, and fs would be about $100-$150 and up to $200 depending on your dancer. Your club in your locality will have different prices and the scale should be adjusted accordingly.

Tucson prices are favorable compared to Nogales where $160 will buy you fs plus $23 closet dance plus pimp tip plus chica drinks. Add in the price of gasoline and the 2 1/2-hour round trip from Tucson and the total price goes up substantially. My time is worth more than any difference in price, if any, between Tucson and Nogales.

Admittedly, Tucson is in a unique situation with Nogales a close-by competitor. Read the Nogales forum at the Internationalsexguide for more discussion about this.

The biggest cost over the years is R&D. Lots of bad dancers have gotten a piece of my wallet in my attempt to find the few gems. It is as LoveLOS says, now that I have my stable of reliables, the expense is less and the scoring is nearly perfect.

In my case, this is a hobby. I have a monthly budget for my hobby and I spend the entire budget every month. I don't care about and I don't fret over having to pay an extra $5 or $10 here or there. (The difference between a $60 bj and a $70 bj is nothing to me, but might be important to the dancer.) I realize that, for some customers, that $5 or $10 represents a decision about whether they are getting gasoline on the way home or whether they will be able to afford their six-pack or cigarettes. That's not a problem I have.

I also realize that there is cheaper sex in town, but my methods have a built-in screening mechanism, are guaranteed a happy ending, and no unpleasant surprises. (The worst VIP dance is better than the best crack hos $20 front-seat sex: "Hurry up! Haven't you cum yet?")

This is a hobby that I take seriously as evidenced by my financial commitment. This is a hobby that has given me many hours of fun over the decades—as a hobby should.
Sexhobbyist

Once again thanks SH for your insights. I don't get down to Tucson very often but do enjoy the times when I can. As a point of clarification the $'s out you cited in your post is that inclusive of the dance dollars or an addition to the $10/dance fee? Just don't want to contribute an inflationary trend should the opportunity present itself.

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist](Note to LL, yes, size matters--you'll see for yourself soon.)

Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]

LL, do not bend over in front of SH. You hear me? Do not bend over in front of SH... Hahahahaha! Just kiddin'!

Tucson dates are in: 7-9 Feb. Miami the next week. Any recommendations for Miami? I'll check out the FL threads to prep, for sure.

BP

[QUOTE=Aznoon]Once again thanks SH for your insights. I don't get down to Tucson very often but do enjoy the times when I can. As a point of clarification the $'s out you cited in your post is that inclusive of the dance dollars or an addition to the $10/dance fee? Just don't want to contribute an inflationary trend should the opportunity present itself.[/QUOTE]

$s quoted include dance fee.
Sexhobbyist

SH,
As usual, my compliments for all you are doing and have done with this subject. It's a wonderful hobby, it's a wonderful life(style).

DN,
Just thought I would give you a perspective on hobby costs in the terminal stages. [post=498123]Read this one....[/post]

[QUOTE=Booty Pirate]LL, do not bend over in front of SH. You hear me? Do not bend over in front of SH... Hahahahaha! Just kiddin'!

Tucson dates are in: 7-9 Feb. Miami the next week. Any recommendations for Miami? I'll check out the FL threads to prep, for sure.

BP[/QUOTE]BP,
It took a while before I could breathe after laughing. I have to admit that the comment worried me a bit but SH seems to me the kind who likes girls - a LOT. So I just figured we'd probably end up in a foursome next week. If we do, I promise I will report nothing about schlong size. I may report how cool it was watching him fuck the brains out of some lovely lady. Live porn is best, just ask [post=496739]the guy in this report[/post].

Looks like I am gonna miss you by a day or so in Tucson--be there until the 6th.

5 days...
LoveLOS

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Just thought I would give you a perspective on hobby costs in the terminal stages. [post=498123]Read this one....[/post]

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]

My man, LL. After checking out this link, I see that you've been to one of my most favorite places on this earth - Thailand. I'm resuming typing after a 5-minute brain-freeze whilst recalling my adventures there... ahhhh. The shear amount of Thai booty I've plundered there.... man, unbelievable.

Though I'm not a subscriber, I from time to time check out the free trailer previews at creampiethais dot com and I'm quickly thrown into a flashback like state...

Another brain-frozen moment - sorry.

Now back to the regularly scheduled Tucson Strip Club forum on USG.

BP

Fellows Mongerers,

Just thought I would drop in with my opinion as well. SH good posts as always. And LL that is in fact a serious amount of dough. And on that note I just want to say a few words. First let me say that while I do not believe, based on past posts, that I have the bank role that SH does, I do have a fair amout of discretionary income each month. Again SH good post specifying your common donation, helps keep inflation to a minimum, while being a fair amount. Now neither do I believe that I have a member of the purported size of SH, but none the less I almost never leave the clubs without having achieved the level of relief that I was looking for. More often that not I do not go looking for the FS if it happens it happens. And most often because the dancer herself is horny and is looking for some c#@k.

To reiterate much that has been said in brief; you will need to spend time and money to determine which dancer will offer the service. Once you have found one or two or three you can stick with them and eliminate the over head so to speak with the floor dancing. I have gals that will pretty much come over to me when they see me and invite to the VIP well knowing that there is a certain reason I am there. Know the dancers limit if she said no to an act then 99.99% is she wont do it next time either ... dont ask again.

If you are looking for a short cut it probably doesnt exist, but starting with names that have been named here is a good bet.

On another note made an appointment last weekend with the used to post regularily on CL 19 yr old Melissa The one that shares the phones with other gals. Met at a restaurant over on the south side near the Freeway and after negotiations, getting a feeling for one another more than negotiations, we returned to her place. When we arrived the "mother", Ginger was just getting ready to leave from her previous appt. I suggested she could stay and supervise if she liked, joking that if her "daughter" didnt BBBJ well enough she could give a few pointers. She laughed and said ok. After that it was all like a dream of a porn movie in my opinion. After a few minutes she joined and my god they both have skills that I have never before experienced. To top it all momma san lapped my load off of her girls back.


D Dog

[QUOTE=Desert Dog]Fellows Mongerers,

J with the used to post regularily on CL 19 yr old Melissa The one that shares the phones with other gals. Met at a restaurant over on the south side near the Freeway and after negotiations, getting a feeling for one another more than negotiations, we returned to her place. When we arrived the "mother", Ginger was just getting ready to leave from her previous appt. I suggested she could stay and supervise if she liked, joking that if her "daughter" didnt BBBJ well enough she could give a few pointers. She laughed and said ok. After that it was all like a dream of a porn movie in my opinion. After a few minutes she joined and my god they both have skills that I have never before experienced. To top it all momma san lapped my load off of her girls back.

As I have previously noted, Melissa is a diamond in the rough, however with TPD that may change unless we stop posting about her :-(

Support Amie.
I visited CS today and observed our very own Amie doing her thing. Here's something about her that she's probably too modest to tell us: She's got a great body with nice naturals and a butt-lover's derriere. She's a nice dancer (sensuous table dances) worth our support when you visit CS.
Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]Support Amie.

I visited CS today and observed our very own Amie doing her thing. Here's something about her that she's probably too modest to tell us: She's got a great body with nice naturals and a butt-lover's derriere. She's a nice dancer (sensuous table dances) worth our support when you visit CS.

Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]OK, now you are making me blush. Thanks. Now expect me to kick your butt next time we meet! LOL

Seriously though thank you SH, read your pm.

[post=499130]The party has begun..[/post].

See you this afternoon.
LoveLOS

Mothers of Tucson, hide your daughters. Mothers of Nogales, give up your daughters. We will never be the same again.
Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=LoveLOS][post=499130]The party has begun..[/post].

See you this afternoon.
LoveLOS[/QUOTE]

The journey begins. Time 7:00 pm, LoveLos & BB take a stroll to placers to begin
are usual quest for entertainment and achohol. Not knowing much of this place,
we had low expectation but in nogi anything is possible. The dancers arrived and
to are suprise we have a ten that just floors us. After her remarkable dance she comes to us. Hmm one girl two guys, we have been here before. She calls for her friend and bb is in luck. Long black hair school girl atire and yet another ten.
No time to waste we go in for the kill. We go to are rooms and let the screeming
begin (thats bb for those who dont know). After comparing notes and sound affects we leave with smiles that would not stop.
To the next destination, Belarios. We meet up with the next victims and all is just too good. Two stunning spinners with all the tools. The party begins with drinks upon drinks, lots of four play, and just all out fun.
Have to post more on this latter, Must meet the next victims.
[b]posted by bb[/b]

I left the computer on to go across border to meet my girl Sara, and told BB to post. Sorry I left computer on Tucson. It is good to finally get BB to post [b]something[/b].

SH, See you in a few hours for "lunch" It's all good.

Need to get time to compose soon. We are just playing too hard.

LL

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]The journey begins. Time 7: 00 pm, LoveLos & BB take a stroll to placers to begin are usual quest for entertainment and achohol. Not knowing much of this place, we had low expectation but in nogi anything is possible. The dancers arrived and to are suprise we have a ten that just floors us. After her remarkable dance she comes to us. Hmm one girl two guys, we have been here before. She calls for her friend and bb is in luck. Long black hair school girl atire and yet another ten. No time to waste we go in for the kill. We go to are rooms and let the screeming begin (thats bb for those who don't know). After comparing notes and sound affects we leave with smiles that would not stop. To the next destination, Belarios. We meet up with the next victims and all is just too good. Two stunning spinners with all the tools. The party begins with drinks upon drinks, lots of four play, and just all out fun. Have to post more on this latter, Must meet the next victims. Posted by bb.[/QUOTE]Stop Stop Stop you guys are killing me. This after the DCRT I did not know 2 guys could eat so much pussy.

See you Friday

Big Red

He and his entourage arrived yesterday afternoon and we made a beeline to the Candy Store. I made introductions to some of the dancers who seemed to appeal to LL and entourage. I had my own business to attend to in the VIP. Not surprisingly, it didn't take LL long to enter the VIP and experience his own nirvana. I'll let him describe it, but his words were, "It's the best VIP I've ever been in." Welcome to Tucson, guys.

As for me, I had a great double-header with two of my special ladies.
Sexhobbyist

I took a detour on my way back to work today and spent some time at CS.

Meet a Mexican hottie :) stage name Alicia. She gave me a few really good lap dances. She's tall, cute face. long legs and has some nice natural boobs. Seems promising the VIP but I didn't try her because I saw this amazing hot body dancing on the main stage. White girl, blonde, big fake boobs, great ass and legs. She seemed to be in her mid 30s. I went to tip her on stage and she gave me a really good rub. Sadly she jumped into the VIP right after her song ended and I didn't even get a chance to catch her name. Does anyone know who I'm talking about?

Also saw Selena, but after her stage dance she also jump really quick back into the VIP.

Sadly after this I had to get back to work. Alicia caught me on my way out and wanted to keep me around a little longer. Kept on asking when I will come back to visit.

I gotta start taking a few half days off so I can explore CS with more detail.

On our arrival day, we met with SH, as previously posted and I did enjoy a nice VIP CBJ with a very pleasant lady. SH, the pig, enjoyed two FS sessions with two ladies. I missed two other of his favorites that looked pretty good.

Unnamed Dancer:
Face:6
Body: 6
Attitude: 9
$.5 + drinks

BB and I had to do real work today, so we didn't get lunch. We did meet SH again but a date with my girl in Nogi took precedence over the offerings available at CS.

Finally getting the [post=499902]posts started for Nogi[/post] also.


LL

LoveLOS and BB met up with me at CS. Had a couple of dancers lined up for an evening's entertainment. LL and BB didn't stay long because they were anxious to get to Nogie (I'm sure LL will be filing a report of what/who awaited him). This left me with a couple of horny dancers to take on myself. I took one (or two) for the team and left completely spent. We had the VIP all to ourselves nearly all evening so use your imagination. LL's and BB's departure worked out well for me. Their loss was my gain.
Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]Their loss was my gain.[/QUOTE]Glad to hear that, I felt bad the girls had been waiting and then we went vamoose without partaking. You are a gentleman, scholor and sex addict.

The date was supposed to be with my girl Sara. While that did not happen, we did manage to fill the time with complete debauchery. This was day 3, so that report will be cuming soon.

LL

Just an FYI - if you google your screen name that you use here, it returns some of your posts on this site with a link to this site.

I just got back in town last night from a long business trip to Hartford, CT. I did find a pretty good club out there, Electric Blue. Many of the dancers were quite pretty. I was pleasantly surprised to find a few from Brazil and other parts of S. America. I spent some time with a chica from Venezuela and good extras were available for no additional overhead. 8^)

The regular dances start at $20 but at least they are in a semi-private area which allows for a good amount of action. There was a VIP room with an entrance fee to the house of $100. I didn't check that out though.

It is good to be back in Tucson!

MythicBrew

Went to CS today for a little recreation. All the hot girls were in the VIP the entire time. I was there about 1 hour and only saw the good looking girls when they did their two songs on stage, then back to the VIP where they were engaging in fun. Is this normal?

I never got a dance from anything worthwhile. I had plenty of money to spend.

Yes, Pete it is normal. Be patient.

[QUOTE=Pete1436]Went to CS today for a little recreation. All the hot girls were in the VIP the entire time. I was there about 1 hour and only saw the good looking girls when they did their two songs on stage, then back to the VIP where they were engaging in fun. Is this normal?

I never got a dance from anything worthwhile. I had plenty of money to spend.[/QUOTE]

Yes, Pete. The popular dancers will be busy. If you want their attention, tip them when they are on stage and ask them to dance for you. They'll put you in their lineup after they get out of the VIP. I was one of those in the VIP at the time you were there. It was busy in the VIP, but fun could be had.
Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]Yes, Pete. The popular dancers will be busy. If you want their attention, tip them when they are on stage and ask them to dance for you. They'll put you in their lineup after they get out of the VIP. I was one of those in the VIP at the time you were there. It was busy in the VIP, but fun could be had.
Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]Went by the CS last night around 11. Spent only about 1.5 hours but no dances. Spotted a couple of ladies that definitely are on my list but they were never available. One was in VIP the whole time (probably with someone like you SH, lol) and the other just seemed to be quite popular.

The first was a taller, slim, short-haired blonde going by the name Tiffany. The second a latina brunette named Valerie. Anyone know either of these two? Any good intel? I was particularly infatuated with Tiffany but other than a few moments while tipping her during her stage dances didn't get to talk to her.

Alas, LL and BB are gone from Tucson for another year. It was great having fellow hobbyists in town for some frolicking. They will be missed. These guys know the hobby and know how to make it fun. I am already looking forward to their return. In the meantime...

I will be filling the void left by your absence. (If you know what I mean.)
I've already got my eye on Ieukio to "mentor" and, of course, I'll be re-establishing a relationship with Sheila, my Nogie atf.

Not to worry, guys, your honies are in good hands.
Sexhobbyist

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]Alas, LL and BB are gone from Tucson for another year. It was great having fellow hobbyists in town for some frolicking. They will be missed. These guys know the hobby and know how to make it fun. I am already looking forward to their return. In the meantime...

I will be filling the void left by your absence. (If you know what I mean.)
I've already got my eye on Ieukio to "mentor" and, of course, I'll be re-establishing a relationship with Sheila, my Nogie atf.

Not to worry, guys, your honies are in good hands.
Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]SH,
You dawg. There are a lot of voids to fill from what I've seen. You keep a lot of those voids filled from what I have seen. :p Still, having no first hand knowledge, the "size" issue is still a matter of urban legend... All I can say with assurity is--SH fucks a LOT (even by my standards).

SH is the consumate host, even if he was in the VIP room every time when we arrived to the CS. Guess that is why he is always so easy going - a satisfied monger. Only time he was ever short with me was when I called him while he was in an apparently intense moment in the VIP: "This better be good, LL!" :D

Paid the farewell visit to CS and SH just before heading to the airport. Damn if there weren't five hotties in the store that our strip-club mentor introduced us to. I so wanted to miss that plane.

Ieukio and Shiela are both wonderful girls--keepers. I can hardly wait to post the report about the two of them in the same room... [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=36555]Fuuuuuuck[/url]. I have about three more days to write about, so keep checking the Nogi thread while I get time to commit my memories and images to this wonderful digital diary.

Keep the stable full and poison levels low and we'll see you as soon as we can find an excuse.

352 days... are we there yet?
LoveLOS

Gentlemen,

I enjoy reading your reports, they are all extremely informative. LoveLos and Sexhobbiest are true pioneers. This is my first report so go easy on me. I just wanted to know if anyone had any thoughts on these "adult vacations". They sound like pure hedonism but I was not sure if they were worth it. Any thoughts??

[url]www.oxygenretreat.com[/url]

[QUOTE=Cruisinman8457]Gentlemen,

I enjoy reading your reports, they are all extremely informative. LoveLos and Sexhobbiest are true pioneers. This is my first report so go easy on me. I just wanted to know if anyone had any thoughts on these "adult vacations". They sound like pure hedonism but I was not sure if they were worth it. Any thoughts??

[url]www.oxygenretreat.com[/url][/QUOTE]Cruiser,
Thanks for your kind words. I have reviewed the website noted and shit hot, next time I can find an excuse to go to the DR unaccompanied, I would book the week in paradise. You may post the same question on ISG in the DR board to find some input from those who have been there.

LL

Had my usual good time including fs with one of my favorites. Something else interesting happened, though...

I tried a new girl (new to me, but a veteran dancer) who allowed DATY and fingering on our first ever trip to the VIP. She gave appropriate attention to my nether regions and I left happy. She's a cutie that I might be able to convert to one of my fs fillies. She didn't balk at rubbing my dick against her clit with only the fabric of her g-string between me and heaven. I'm impressed at how much she juices up. I'll be working on her with my special magic in expectation of another convert. Senior members can PM for the name.
Sexhobbyist

Just joined, arrived in tucson last week. Was at the CS. There was this short blond girl, amazing body, is a nurse I think. Wanted to know some intel on her. CS rules!

I made senior member! I'm heading off to the CS to celebrate. 8^)

MythicBrew

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]Had my usual good time including fs with one of my favorites. Something else interesting happened, though...

I tried a new girl (new to me, but a veteran dancer) who allowed DATY and fingering on our first ever trip to the VIP. She gave appropriate attention to my nether regions and I left happy. She's a cutie that I might be able to convert to one of my fs fillies. She didn't balk at rubbing my dick against her clit with only the fabric of her g-string between me and heaven. I'm impressed at how much she juices up. I'll be working on her with my special magic in expectation of another convert. Senior members can PM for the name.
Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]

Anyone seen that busty blonde dancer at Curve's?

She denies it and tries to talk about looking like Jenna.

Not much mileage though,

Drew

I was just at the CS.

Julie. Amazing. Straight down to business.

VIP.

Amazing!

Well this is a first for me. I got to the club about 2:30. The place had a lot of customers but only 4 dancers. The girls were doing two stage dances in a row and they were still skipping some stages without any dancers. I called up some of my regs to let them know that there was good money to be had. There was one girl on stage, only one circulating the floor, and two were in the VIP constantly. Management should give me a commission. 8^)

I waited patiently after the first one arrived. They were very busy with VIP and after a while I actually left for a couple of errands and a bite to eat. When I came back more girls had started to come in. About 8:00 the ratio changed and there were a lot of dancers and few patrons. I had a great time in the VIP, we were mostly alone, did everything including FS. And when it came time to pay I got a big thank you -- no charge! Nice! That is a first. I've got the occasional discount but never gratis.

There is more than one way to take care of your dancers.

Ahhh I'm going to sleep well tonight and I still have a fat wallet for next time.

MythicBrew

[QUOTE=MyThicBrew]I had a great time in the VIP, we were mostly alone, did everything including FS. And when it came time to pay I got a big thank you -- no charge! Nice! That is a first. I've got the occasional discount but never gratis.

There is more than one way to take care of your dancers.

Ahhh I'm going to sleep well tonight and I still have a fat wallet for next time.

MythicBrew[/QUOTE]Congratulations, MB. You guys are making me consider going back to the club scene. I used to spend WAY too much time at Curves but sounds like a few visits to some other clubs could be in order.

[QUOTE=Tucson Player]Just joined, arrived in tucson last week. Was at the CS. There was this short blond girl, amazing body, is a nurse I think. Wanted to know some intel on her. CS rules![/QUOTE]You might be talking about Ashley. Works nights, going to nursing school, blonde with great bolt-ons and a very friendly attitude. One of my favorites. Apparently she's done a few adult movies, but she won't tell me what name she used when she made them.

First, way to go MyThicBrew! Your story substantiates what I've been saying about the Tucson clubs. It's out there if you want it.

Second, I visited CS today, but none of my regulars were there. I can always count on some action at CS, so this was the first time in ages that I didn't find anyone to take care of me. I did, however, spot Hope. Yep, Hope is back. I had a fulfilling VIP session with India. I highly recommend her.

Third, still looking for the elusive fs, I stopped at the Boat to see if my nice and nasty treat was working. She was. Assignment completed. Happy customer.

As always,
YMMV
Sexhobbyist

We finally got video of SH in the VIP room... :D

[url]http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=1632[/url]

Havin fun bro?
LL

PS - turn your volume down...