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I guess you got to be prepared to walk in and walk right back out if you don't like the offerings, or if they don't want to show you. Especially the ones posting fake pictures on BP. They deserve it.
They will do anything to get you into the place, and will do anything to get you to stay. Saying "I was just checking your prices" and heading towards the door is a sure way to get the cute ones out of the back room.
My new rule, no money is given out until I see who my attendant will be.
And it is always hit and miss. One thing to look at is the clothing the ladies are wearing. Its it easily removeable. Tight jeans are never good. Like dress with little on underneath are always best. That is one of the first things I look for. Also some place with private rooms and doors. Not a curtain. But I have also found occassional curtain places to be just as good and heighten the experience also. However it is somewhat of a turn off to hear the guy next door getting a HJ and he cannot keep quiet. LOL.
The places along 99 are still the best. There is a new one advertising in Downtown portland. I have not checked it out yet. But will try to do so soon.
Have a great day guys.
Stay safe out there.
Was just in a facebook police scanner group and some guy said he reported a massage parlor on 4 P / And. Said he walked in a they offered him a HE. I don't buy his story about what happened but that doesn't mean the LEO in Vancouver won't believe him. My thoughts are that he went in and paid for a massage and DIDN"T get a HE so he mad now. Be safe out there.
Walls go all the way up to the ceiling now (was reported differently earlier). Anyway, mediocre massage, no teasing. Masseuse around 40 years old. If they are going to post in the "body rubs" section with pictures of cute young girls, they will have to do better than this. Avoid IMO.
I swear to god, I will print out a copy of the backpage ad for these places, and go in and ask for one of the girls they are advertising. Then when they say, they are not working now, they better at least be able to come up with someone young and halfway decent looking. Or I will walk out and go down to the next one. Plenty to choose from.
Hi You can all use a laugh. I went into a place on 99 a week ago. Went to get a massage. / Took got on the table. When the Girl stuck her head in and said. Just a minute. OMG. I got totally scared. She was the total image of the ugliest see girl you have ever seen. Right out of a horror movie. I was stuck mostly. But very relieved when a cute girl skinny came in. You cannot imagine what the first girl looked like. But a throw back to the old Jerry Lewis movies with the buck teeth. And fat.
LOL. It turned out ok though.
[QUOTE=********;2335576]Hi You can all use a laugh. I went into a place on 99 a week ago. Went to get a massage. / Took got on the table. When the Girl stuck her head in and said. Just a minute. OMG. I got totally scared. She was the total image of the ugliest see girl you have ever seen. Right out of a horror movie. I was stuck mostly. But very relieved when a cute girl skinny came in. You cannot imagine what the first girl looked like. But a throw back to the old Jerry Lewis movies with the buck teeth. And fat.
LOL. It turned out ok though.[/QUOTE]I'm new to this area and could use some recommendations. I don't want to get stuck in a situation like yours that doesn't get pleasantly resolved! If you could give me some vague landmarks or the first couple digits of the address, I would be greatly indebted. Thanks AMP Guide!
So, in Portland on business for the first time, staying on the WA side, and gave 84** on 99 a try based on some mixed reviews here. It was one of the weirdest AMP experiences I've ever had. First, it seemed a bit busy when I got there, which was confirmed when Papasan put me in the waiting room with the remote for the TV. Thought about bouncing, but turns out I only had to wait about 10 minutes. Papa took me to a room, and I paid him $0. 6 for an hour, hoping that would get me a better shot at extras. In comes Wendy. 40-something I'm guessing. Petite. Jacked up teeth. Face down and she throws a towel over me and begins a lame massage. Then, she takes the towel off and gets to work. Actually turned out to be a decent massage with some moves I've never experienced. Her Engrish was not so good but she was good spirited. When she got down to the nether region (still face down), she was doing some nice reach under, playing with the frank and beans, which was a good sign. I did notice the door was cracked. She kept tearing off strips of tissue and wiping off the head of my johnson. I guess worrying about me getting pre-cum on the towel. Which is kind of gross. Why not just change the towel??
After the flip, she rubbed me more and kept looking at the clock. Asked me how long for me to cum. Which I thought was strange. I said 5-10 minutes depending on her. Which I'm not sure she understood. She kept playing with the jewels. At about 10 minutes to go in the hour, that's when she said that I needed to finish while she massaged the boys. I kept telling her to do it. To which she said she would get in trouble. She offered to let me guide her hand, which is weirder. Well, I ended up self-servicing. She let me reach under and over to play with her boobs and crazy long nipples. So, it's okay to play with the beans but not okay to touch the frank? Wendy was nice and I tipped her $0. 4 to which she seemed ecstatic.
In the end, so so massage by a so so gal in a so so place.
[QUOTE=Jethro63;2352056]So, in Portland on business for the first time, staying on the WA side, and gave 84** on 99 a try based on some mixed reviews here. It was one of the weirdest AMP experiences I've ever had. First, it seemed a bit busy when I got there, which was confirmed when Papasan put me in the waiting room with the remote for the TV. Thought about bouncing, but turns out I only had to wait about 10 minutes. Papa took me to a room, and I paid him $0. 6 for an hour, hoping that would get me a better shot at extras. In comes Wendy. 40-something I'm guessing. Petite. Jacked up teeth. Face down and she throws a towel over me and begins a lame massage. Then, she takes the towel off and gets to work. Actually turned out to be a decent massage with some moves I've never experienced. Her Engrish was not so good but she was good spirited. When she got down to the nether region (still face down), she was doing some nice reach under, playing with the frank and beans, which was a good sign. I did notice the door was cracked. She kept tearing off strips of tissue and wiping off the head of my johnson. I guess worrying about me getting pre-cum on the towel. Which is kind of gross. Why not just change the towel??
After the flip, she rubbed me more and kept looking at the clock. Asked me how long for me to cum. Which I thought was strange. I said 5-10 minutes depending on her. Which I'm not sure she understood. She kept playing with the jewels. At about 10 minutes to go in the hour, that's when she said that I needed to finish while she massaged the boys. I kept telling her to do it. To which she said she would get in trouble. She offered to let me guide her hand, which is weirder. Well, I ended up self-servicing. She let me reach under and over to play with her boobs and crazy long nipples. So, it's okay to play with the beans but not okay to touch the frank? Wendy was nice and I tipped her $0. 4 to which she seemed ecstatic.
In the end, so so massage by a so so gal in a so so place.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience. 99% full body. Had to do the important 1% myself.
There is a new place in China town pdx. My ATF moved there a way from the 98* She said it's gone down hill there as of late. If you got more than 10 post contributing to the board. And I do check what your post have been I will tell location through pm. PM only. If you share info on public board don't expect any further help. There are several places in pdx that have popped up here of late and I am reserving some of them to get my girl some more business at her new location. Anyways have fun and be safe out there.
[QUOTE=TxsSgt;2377510]There is a new place in China town pdx. My ATF moved there a way from the 98* She said it's gone down hill there as of late. If you got more than 10 post contributing to the board. And I do check what your post have been I will tell location through pm. PM only. If you share info on public board don't expect any further help. There are several places in pdx that have popped up here of late and I am reserving some of them to get my girl some more business at her new location. Anyways have fun and be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Thank you for sharing thanks Sgt! I hope everything goes well for your ATF and business grows. To keep this going and remain in our fair city please don't post info in public forum. If so, we all will not have any fun. Stay safe.
[QUOTE=TxsSgt;2377510]There is a new place in China town pdx.[/QUOTE]Sgt, Are there very many AMP's in China Town?
[QUOTE=Nortex333;2376927]I had the same experience. 99% full body. Had to do the important 1% myself.[/QUOTE]I've been to 84** a number of times now. If you are in room 1 then everything is good. The other rooms are going to be self-service!
About 8400 in vancouver. Seems it was raided three times and the girls and clients hauled off. That is what one girl told me. Not sure what they would charge the guy with. Oh well. It was interesting chatting with her. Poor english and all.
Nice ok place in China town Portland. Downtown. I liked it some. Not the best massage. But it was ok.
Have a great day. Sunny weather is nice.
Tried this one twice now, completely legit. Massage done by a guy who speaks very little English. Massage was not bad though.
So as I explained to a few through PM's I'm on a bit of a break from mongering at least here in the local area. Work and such has pulled to much of my time. I will try to jump back on if I find anything of importance, and if you guys happen to find anything of importance (fresh, young) please feel free to keep me informed. Anyways good luck out there and if you are smart stay safe, and well if you are dumb then you are in the wrong hobby. LOL.
If you go to the spa. One thing to keep in mind It is up to you to sell your self to her that you are discrete and quiet. Also if you go in and she is wearing a loose dress or something easily removeable. That is a good sign. Tight jeans and multiple layers of clothes are never good.
I have got great service from some star places in the past. It all depends on how you interact mostly.
I am always on the quest for the Apartment massages. A long time ago. I had a great provider who was skinny fantastic and she also let me play with her also.
Have a great day folks. The summer weather is almost here. Then the clothes will come off and the view of what we are getting will be better.
This place was raided a couple of days ago. Took 6 girls to the station. Do not know the outcome. Be careful out there.
[QUOTE=VcrGuy;2403987]This place was raided a couple of days ago. Took 6 girls to the station. Do not know the outcome. Be careful out there.[/QUOTE]What is LE trying to do here? They're not a full service establishment, they're not going to find condoms there. Anyone hear anything more on this story? Did they have someone posing as a regular customer and something extra was offered by the masseuse?
A web search performed today reveals bookings 3/19 possibly related to below comments. Operating without a massage license.
I was out and about up in the Salmon Creek area and decided to take 99 south instead of the 5 or 05. All but one were closed up tighter than a nun's! Either the Morality fuzz has them all spooked or they are moving on.
So me being the nosy sucker I am, I cruised them all. Seems like the bogus hit was on the 99 corridor. Whew! I for one would hate to see that happen all over. I enjoy them if for no other reason they treat their customers like they really are.
Grateful for your business and don't act like You owe THEM something. I really have had it with the LMT snobs. I wonder if the licensing idiots know that most asian and european women are taught massage technique as.
Part of their culture. Guess what? Even a happy ending is considered therapeutic in most of the planet.
Rant over.
[QUOTE=Reliable;2406947]I was out and about up in the Salmon Creek area and decided to take 99 south instead of the 5 or 05. All but one were closed up tighter than a nun's! Either the Morality fuzz has them all spooked or they are moving on.
So me being the nosy sucker I am, I cruised them all. Seems like the bogus hit was on the 99 corridor. Whew! I for one would hate to see that happen all over. I enjoy them if for no other reason they treat their customers like they really are.
Grateful for your business and don't act like You owe THEM something. I really have had it with the LMT snobs. I wonder if the licensing idiots know that most asian and european women are taught massage technique as.
Part of their culture. Guess what? Even a happy ending is considered therapeutic in most of the planet.
Rant over.[/QUOTE]4 shops closed over the weekend I talked to several shops not on 99 and everyone is going to be cautious.
Channel 12 report. LE took down 2 more shops yesterday and are looking at 7 more. No customers detained but girls and owners arrested for operating without a license.
My gosh. Why cannot they go after real thieves and drug dealers. Leave the guy alone who wants a little tug.
Tried the place on 3rd and had weird experience. Gal took me up to the second floor and did 60-minutes for $70.
Did everything but HE and grabbed the sack a couple of times. Said she did everything but massage to completion.
Wasn't bad looking, late forties with shoulder length hair. Very poor English skills. Gave her a $30 tip and advised more was available.
But didn't want to partake. Also my usual favorite off 78th in Vancouver is closed. Was a pretty high mileage place but guess they got shuttered.
Gus.
That most of the places are letting you service your self, Although it is still up to you to make the provider feel that you will keep it quiet and not spread the word. Sometimes business cards help. It lets her know you are not with LE or anything else.
I have had good luck with that in the past. Currently I am not feeling well and could use a good warm massage Happy ending or not. Not a big deal. I am also always prusing the boards and other places where a good girl might need a little extra funds and would be willing to help a nice guy out.
It is good to get service from someone who is not jaded and desperate like the tweekers on the streets.
Be Safe out there.
Went to the place on 99. Address starts with 6207 I think. In the corner of the building. It was a good massage. Nice touching and I left happy. Not as happy as I would really of been. But I was stiff and sore from work. So it felt good.
I did find an Apartment massage girl. She was like 21, hot as hell and really nice. She gave a great massage and HJ. You can find her on backpage. I am always looking for a reasonable provider who can do what I want exactly. Its more fun that way. I was amaized how many do not answer their messages or have a working phone.
Sometimes I get tired of the diet of K or see girls. Nothing like a hot young American girl. There is not much truth in advertising on the back page Chineese girl massagess. I have not seen much in the massage places which look anything like the ads on the web.
More soon Have a great day Guys and girls.
[QUOTE=********;2459406]Went to the place on 99. Address starts with 6207 I think. In the corner of the building. It was a good massage. Nice touching and I left happy. Not as happy as I would really of been. But I was stiff and sore from work. So it felt good.
I did find an Apartment massage girl. She was like 21, hot as hell and really nice. She gave a great massage and HJ. You can find her on backpage. I am always looking for a reasonable provider who can do what I want exactly. Its more fun that way. I was amaized how many do not answer their messages or have a working phone.
Sometimes I get tired of the diet of K or see girls. Nothing like a hot young American girl. There is not much truth in advertising on the back page Chineese girl massagess. I have not seen much in the massage places which look anything like the ads on the web.
More soon Have a great day Guys and girls.[/QUOTE]What I hate is when you take the time to shower / clean up and get there only to find the girl is unkempt and like ughhhhh.
Went to a massage place on 164th in vancouver. It was good. Nice long massage. Left satisified. She asked to keep it low key. I will. Nice girl. Good looking by see girl standards. Nice service and a good massage also. It was sore after a hard week of work.
I am also always lookng for an independant provider. Just a college girl who likes a little extra spending money. I have not found one for a while. But am always looking.
Stay safe out there. Its a wild time in the streets with all the shootings.
She advertises on BP. No pics. Near 73rd and Powell.
Taking your time to check us Please!
Full body care // magic touch // BE MY KING!
Let my SOFT hands do the talk on your back!
Complete treat yourself to the best!
Come on, baby.
Try our FREE table. FREE sauna. FREE hot stone.
&&PRETTY girls!
7 days open // 7 girls working /.
CALL NOW:360/213/7460 OR 360/597/3181.
We are waiting for you.
9916 NE hwy 99 Vancouver WA.
The corner of hwy99&NE 99 street.
[QUOTE=JackFoto;2490392]She advertises on BP. No pics. Near 73rd and Powell.[/QUOTE]Nothing fancy. A lot older than the pictures. Quick to the happy ending an that is it. No great massage. Better to hit any AMP.
[QUOTE=JackFoto;2490392]She advertises on BP. No pics. Near 73rd and Powell.[/QUOTE]Jack. Don't wast your time or money on this dog. W-A-why older than she says, overweight, smoke filled messy.
House with a big dog. I got into the massage room (having walked through the house) and decided to leave.
I just could not do it! I didn't pay her either. I just said, I can't do this because of the smoke smell. But.
There was more to it than smoke! She is butt ugly and fat!
I have been to the place on E Fourth Plain a number of times and it has always.
Been fun. A bit more than a are & T, but the last time I was there it was no fun.
At all, so I haven't been back for 3 or 4 months.
Lately their BP ad's are sexy over the top. Has this place gone back to their.
Good old ways, or are those ad's bogus? The place is close to a thrift store.
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[QUOTE=ARoger;2505039]I have been to the place on E Fourth Plain a number of times and it has always.
Been fun. A bit more than a are & T, but the last time I was there it was no fun.
At all, so I haven't been back for 3 or 4 months.
Lately their BP ad's are sexy over the top. Has this place gone back to their.
Good old ways, or are those ad's bogus? The place is close to a thrift store.
[/QUOTE]Lets try it again!
I have been to the place on E Fourth Plain a number of times and it has always been fun. A bit more than a Rub & T, but the last time I was there it was no fun at all, so I haven't been back for 3 or 4 months. Lately their BP ad's are sexy over the top. Has this place gone back to their good old ways, or are those ad's bogus? The place is close to a thrift store.
The massage place has improved the girls there. If you know me at all. I like the place.
[QUOTE=********;2528970]The massage place has improved the girls there. If you know me at all. I like the place.[/QUOTE]Can I find this place on BP?
Thanks for the info. Went there last week. Left very happy. Do you have any other recommend spa? You can PM me.
[QUOTE=********;2528970]The massage place has improved the girls there. If you know me at all. I like the place.[/QUOTE]
84** on 99 has ads just today. Assuming no sting, let's be gentlemanly about our praise for this hopefully now former former hotspot.
[QUOTE=Mishima;2542728]Thanks for the info. Went there last week. Left very happy. Do you have any other recommend spa? You can PM me.[/QUOTE]Seems this spot is hit or miss or perhaps has had too many visitors looking for extras. I made a trip there recently and not only did I receive a crappy massage there wasn't even a hint of tease, not even at the table shower.