Streetwalker Reports

Long time monger first time poster.

First of all, I'm glad to see all my usual spots confirmed here. I seem to have a "hunch" for hoes, I know the right time to get out to catch one of them "street workers" as you guys call them.

Unlike most of you guys, I neither have the money to pay for an entire hour, nor the libido to last that long. My trick thus far has been to take care of my looks and charm the bitches with humor and "cool"; once they like you, you can safely pay them below market rates.

$20 for half, $40 for full. Please don't pay more and inflate the market.

One trick I use is to get loaded on whiskey and pay her for 1/2. It takes me a long time when drunk, so I ask her if she wants to relax, lie down and just let me do the hard work. That's how I get full service at half price.

Never been to AMPs, and never did CL. I'm strictly about street.

[QUOTE=Mike Tt]Long time monger first time poster.

First of all, I'm glad to see all my usual spots confirmed here. I seem to have a "hunch" for hoes, I know the right time to get out to catch one of them "street workers" as you guys call them.

Unlike most of you guys, I neither have the money to pay for an entire hour, nor the libido to last that long. My trick thus far has been to take care of my looks and charm the bitches with humor and "cool"; once they like you, you can safely pay them below market rates.

$20 for half, $40 for full. Please don't pay more and inflate the market.

One trick I use is to get loaded on whiskey and pay her for 1/2. It takes me a long time when drunk, so I ask her if she wants to relax, lie down and just let me do the hard work. That's how I get full service at half price.

Never been to AMPs, and never did CL. I'm strictly about street.[/QUOTE]Wtf are you talking about; a charming drunk ? I don't post too often but I had to respond to this one. Sheeeese

[QUOTE=Mike Tt]$20 for half, $40 for full. Please don't pay more and inflate the market.
[/QUOTE]

where are you pying these prices, RI Ave, WV Ave? shoot, bbbj's can be be had for ten over there. fs is low there too, but i've only partaken with a couple because most I wouldnt fuck with Robux's dick.

Dont tell me you're getting these rates on K&L, I wont believe it. These are chicks with pimps, they wouldnt have it. I dont do car dates, but back when I did, it was easier to get discounted rates, but I'm doubting you'll find ho's on K&L who'll go that low.

[QUOTE=Mike Tt]Long time monger first time poster.

First of all, I'm glad to see all my usual spots confirmed here. I seem to have a "hunch" for hoes, I know the right time to get out to catch one of them "street workers" as you guys call them.

Unlike most of you guys, I neither have the money to pay for an entire hour, nor the libido to last that long. My trick thus far has been to take care of my looks and charm the bitches with humor and "cool"; once they like you, you can safely pay them below market rates.

$20 for half, $40 for full. Please don't pay more and inflate the market.

One trick I use is to get loaded on whiskey and pay her for 1/2. It takes me a long time when drunk, so I ask her if she wants to relax, lie down and just let me do the hard work. That's how I get full service at half price.

Never been to AMPs, and never did CL. I'm strictly about street.[/QUOTE]
Right. Because a pimp will totally understand that he's only getting half the money because the date was super charming. And a raging drug habit will always take a back seat to good looks. Thanks for 'charming' us with your humor, n00b. You might want to post this type of thing in the Jokes and Humorous stories section of the board.

[QUOTE=Mike Tt]I know the right time to get out to catch one of them "street workers" as you guys call them.[/QUOTE]

LOL!!! Where do you find your "street workers"???

[QUOTE=Mike Tt]

$20 for half, $40 for full. Please don't pay more and inflate the market.

One trick I use is to get loaded on whiskey and pay her for 1/2. It takes me a long time when drunk, so I ask her if she wants to relax, lie down and just let me do the hard work. That's how I get full service at half price.

Never been to AMPs, and never did CL. I'm strictly about street.[/QUOTE]Uhh, don't you mean clubs? I'm just sayin.

Selah!

K&L is too hot right now. It was better 2 years ago. I don't don RI or WV as the quality is. Well, nonexistent. I find crack-heads utterly disgusting. I don't think I know a single pro with a pimp; those usually are to frigidit to talk to. (the teenage white-chick with the gap in her teeth on K&L and 11th, late at night with her two black wifies is one of the few; and she stopped talking to me after I fucked her one night for $30)

I deal mostly with independent pros. The ones that already know me and know I'm a cheap fuck (mostly at the IHOP in Virginia), few at the Target area on Route1, also in Virginia, and some of the lone cavaliers, girls who aren't top-tier and as a result walk around at/around M&15, 16, or even 17. K&L around 12-14 is just too hot.

By the way, it's summer time, almost, so start working from 5PM.

Getting chicks for free doesn't really count as mongering, but it's another possibility, specially when you offer them 420 in return :-P

thanks for the input Mike. When was the last time you mongered in dc, 1995? If the white chick you're talking about is Angel (hangs where you say, black wifeys, possibly a gap), she's pushing 30. M st has been dead for ages. 5pm around K&L? Good luck.

Different areas have different markets, Mike. Rt 1 in VA is similar to the RI Ave market, in terms of quuality and price, as far as I remember, but I havent been there in years. But this here is the DC board, so we dont talk about VA ho strolls.

Get a clue before you try to tell us what the DC market is, or keep to posting in the areas you monger. Thanks.

Who said Robux has a dick Loopy...?

Motorback!!! Good to see you're alive and well.

[QUOTE=Motorback]Who said Robux has a dick Loopy...?[/QUOTE]


I heard the very same from some skifooz on Wilkens... ya never know.

Good to see you again....

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[QUOTE=Motorback]Who said Robux has a dick Loopy...?[/QUOTE]
Dude, THAT was your 333rd post? It is supposed to be a trip report for all the cool numbers. :confused:






:eek:

It just occurred to me that, for you, would be a trip report... I shudder to think...

:D LL

I hit the streets last night, the first in quite a while (so what if it hasn't been a month? It was longer than a week, which is 'quite a while' for me!).

Saw an older WSW prancing close to the house of the grey, and scooped her up. After doin the 'ol LE check, got her to talk via CBJ for $30. After 20 minutes, (she was a trooper. Gave it her all) I just told her to quit, and returned her to her streetly abode.

I have confirmed that a CBJ will not work for me. BB seems the only possibility...

Looks: 7

Effort/Ability: 8.5

Selah!

[QUOTE=Ravane]I hit the streets last night, the first in quite a while (so what if it hasn't been a month? It was longer than a week, which is 'quite a while' for me!).

Saw an older WSW prancing close to the house of the grey, and scooped her up. After doin the 'ol LE check, got her to talk via CBJ for $30. After 20 minutes, (she was a trooper. Gave it her all) I just told her to quit, and returned her to her streetly abode.

I have confirmed that a CBJ will not work for me. BB seems the only possibility...

Looks: 7

Effort/Ability: 8.5

Selah![/QUOTE]

Where did you scoop her up???

Yeah, where was she lurking? CBJ works for me!

Daplush Man

[QUOTE=Trick Williams]Where did you scoop her up???[/QUOTE]C'mon trick ; The house of grey; the starting line for us dogs; or maybe you could call it the finish line. Leave the driving to us.

[QUOTE=Thaxfacta]C'mon trick ; The house of grey; the starting line for us dogs; or maybe you could call it the finish line. Leave the driving to us.[/QUOTE]

Call me slow but I still dont know where your talking about but anyway...

I had a dream Friday night and I found myself on NY Ave... I spot this chic with a nice ass walking towards the Shell gas station... Her ass was "jigglin baby" so you know I had to scoop... I pull up and she hops right in(that was quick) We do the whole LE thing and everything is cool... Said her name was LA and she was 30yrs old and didnt come out that much(they all say that shit) Agreed on negotiations and off to the no tell we went... This one here had me ready to bust on the 4th fucking stroke... Ass was phat but not so phat that I couldnt get the job done... Peep the pics.

PS- I also cruised around downtown Sat. night and saw a more than a few SW's out(Could the hos be coming back???) I saw this one WSW with a PHAT ASS!!! kinda petite with brown hair tied back... Anybody else see her???

Thaxfacta's right, Trick,

those grey dogs just wont stop houndin us!! WTF!

Selah!

[QUOTE=Trick Williams]Call me slow but I still don't know where your talking about but anyway.

I had a dream Friday night and I found myself on NY Ave. I spot this chic with a nice ass walking towards the Shell gas station. Her ass was "jigglin baby" so you know I had to scoop. I pull up and she hops right in (that was quick) We do the whole LE thing and everything is cool. Said her name was LA and she was 30yrs old and didn't come out that much (they all say that shit) Agreed on negotiations and off to the no tell we went. This one here had me ready to bust on the 4th fucking stroke. Ass was phat but not so phat that I couldn't get the job done. Peep the pics.

PS- I also cruised around downtown Sat. Night and saw a more than a few SW's out (Could the hos be coming back? ) I saw this one WSW with a PHAT ASS! Kinda petite with brown hair tied back. Anybody else see her? [/QUOTE]Man how do you find these females. All the ones you posted on here is thick ass hell. I visit the DC forum to see what thick hoes you post.

I like that thickness Trick Williams. keep up the good work.

Wuz up folks, the kid is here just enjoying his three day Memorial weekend... I can honestly say that this weekend has been full of fun and lots of "dreams" to tell about LOL!!!... Ill start off with my first dream which took place early Friday morning... I found myself on Road Island Ave. when I spot a shapely cocoa bunny with a nice phat ass talking on her cell..."GOT DAM!!!" I screamed as I drove up alongside her... I screamed out cause as I was driving up I noticed her ass was kind of "clapping" as she walked, which put a brotha at immediate attention... I asked if she needed a ride and she jumps right in... I start to do a LE check and start negotiations when she interrupts and asked me to give her a ride to her hotel in Cheverly... WTF!!! She starts going on about how she has to get back to her kid and yadda, yadda... A lil heated I decide to give her a ride but there aint NO WAY!!! its gonna be for free... She offers me $5 bucks but I laugh it off and tell her to drop her pants and expose that phat ass... She agrees and we find somewhere to park and I take some pics... This chics ass was phat as hell and there was no way I was gonna let her get away without fucking but thats another dream... Peep the pics I got that morning.

(Dream continued)I was lucky as hell that morning... After taking the pics I got the digits so I could beat that ass up later... That night I met her at the "no-tell" and engaged in one of the best doggystyle sessions Ive had in a while... The ripples that her ass made were enough to make any monger blow early but I stood firm and waxed that ass the way a vet monger should... I was surprised as to how wet she got, I even had to start wiping a bit(call me chicken but I dont like when sex starts to get messy)... Her moans made a brotha start to tense up(I love to make them moan)... The louder she got the harder I delivered until I exploded up in her... Man!!! I tell ya I didnt think my luck could get any better until I started on my way home and spotted another phatty??? Peep the pics.

(Memorial Dream continued Sat. night) Icesis and I part ways and I find myself on Rhode Island near South Dakota heading towards DC... I figured the night was still young(2:00am) So I decided to look out for my next victim(phat ass)... I had been downtown earlier and to my surprise I did see a couple SW's out but LE was out as well... Even worse, they were on foot and it seemed like they were posted on every corner... I got outta there as fast as I could...While on Road Island I spot a petite chic with a nice lil hump... She was a little frail but she had a nice shape... I decide to pounce, and offer her the standard ride question... She abliged and got in...Said her name was Sharron and that she was 35yrs old... I told her to lift up her skirt so that I could make sure she is not LE... She did, and exposed a nice round red ass... The "johnson" got hard instantly... Made the standard negotiatins and off to the "no-tell" we went... This was round two for me so the guy in the "no-tell" was kind of looking at me weird... I didnt give a dam, I had some ass waxing to do... This chic was a lil spinner... I hit it side ways, back, front... She was light in weight so you could get her in a lot of postions LOL!!!... I finally blew my load while hittin from the back... She had a nice wobbley ass that you could blow your load too early if you didnt know what you were doing... Check the pics.

[QUOTE=Trick Williams]... She had a nice wobbley ass that you could blow your load too early if you didnt know what you were doing...[/QUOTE]

hahaha. Trick you crack me up. Excellent contributions my friend.

Man dont you just love it when you get real lucky and score a hat trick. I hope you bought a lottery ticket too? Keep up the good work.

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]hahaha. Trick you crack me up. Excellent contributions my friend.[/QUOTE]
Thanks man... Just keepin it real.

[QUOTE=Hulk Hercules]Man dont you just love it when you get real lucky and score a hat trick. I hope you bought a lottery ticket too? Keep up the good work.[/QUOTE]
Tell me about it... I remember one time I was on my way to the "no-tell" wit a lil straggler when I see this phat ass breezy... I didnt wanna let shortie get away so I kicked the chic I was wit out to go get the other... By the time I got the first chic out, the big booty chic I wanted was no where in sight... I go back to pick up the one I was wit and she was gone as well... Got too greedy that night but never again... Ive learned to knock these chics out one dream at a time.

Damn, Trick! You is da king of the biggggg booty! Man, I need to roll with you for one nite! Keep up the good work, bro!

Daplush Man

So 1 day I decided to go on a fishing trip. I thought I was well prepared but it turns out I needed a water cooler.

I brought with me some crawlers, a cheap fishing rod, and of course my boat.
I sailed through RI and avoided some nasty sharks waiting to ruin my fun.

As the current took me away, I casted out my fishing line. I started to see some shinny figures. There were a couple good sizes but nothing worth pulling in.

After a few more casts before I decided to head home, something started jerking on my lure. Whatever was down there started pulling vigorously. So I hopped on it and began drawing it in! My eyes glisten and I felt excited on my first newb success. :0

This fish looked like a 35+ some years and average shaped. I got her on the boat side and started measuring. This fish ate 60 crawlers, which was everything I brought for my trip.

I then began rolling back to any shore to strip it clean. But there was 1 problem, this fish was fighting for survival trying to breathe and flipping wildly. I started looking for anything thing before it jumps back into the sea. Damn! I should have purchased a water cooler instead of sitting it on my boat!!! But I didn't know where to get one :( .

In all, the fun lasted for 15 mins until I let it go.

For .6, I got half and half until I decided to jet because of the risk in trickin in public. I was too nervous and didn’t care about my loss. I wish I had searched for a place 1st if I knew where to start.

Candice
Face 7
Body 7
BJ 4
Sexo 4
Overall 5.5

double post..edited

Well I went out last night and had no luck. Its been a minute since I went to DC and I was expecting more SW. Did the K loop around 11 and nothing. Ventured off to NY ave and a couple BSW & CD were roaming around. Oh and an old hag right by the gas station before you get to checkers and turn around. Ended up venturing back K and was around 1:30ish when I finally saw something. Uncle Leo made his presence known. I saw a couple fine ass SWers working together, a few latinas and a blonde haired european chick. Latina asked me what I was working with and I said .60. Before I could even get into to it she dipped out. I was only looking for some head games and I know thats high but she was fine and she was fine and I was tired of driving around endlessly. Made another trip down NY ave and uncle leo was there just waiting to pick up a fellow monger that was scooping up a BSW. I decided to call it a night.

Stay safe, monger out :P

[QUOTE=Daplush Man]Damn, Trick!!!!! U is da king of the biggggg booty!!! Man, I need to roll with you for one nite!!! Keep up the good work, bro!!!


Daplush Man[/QUOTE]

Thanks brotha.

Dont give Uncle Leo a reason to pull you over while mongering. Make sure your lights are on and you're wearing your seatbelt.

Peace be with y'all,

Smith

Hey yall!!! The man is back to tell ya aboout his latest dream... Went out last night a little after 12:00... The kid was lookin for a lil action so I headed towards NY Ave... A lotta shit going on especially wit all the club hoppers out... Drove past the hotels heading towards the Shell gas station, when I spotted a BSW with a white top and real skimpy pink shorts... I was about to scoop her but the monger in front of me got to her first... Just when I think he's gonna close the deal, the BSW walks off... The monger starts to pull out and all of a sudden LE comes swooping in... WTF!!! LE jumps out and tells dude to put his hands up and here I am right behind them... I drive around, LE payed me no mind and I take off towads Montana... The BSW was LE and I could of easily been busted... I thought the BSW was legit cause her ass was hangin out in them shorts(lesson learned)... I continue on Montana towards Rhode Island when I spot an old dream named LA([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=527329#post527329[/url])... I was glad to see her cause the first time I scooped her, the ass was crazy... The ass felt like a vacume as I pummeled her from the back... She started pushin back on me with her hands as in to stop... I grabbed her arm , wrapped it around her back and began to give her one of my greatests thrashings!!! She started hollerin... I pounded her until I popped... Got a little worried cause I thought I busted the condom but it was all good... Peep the pics.

WOW! I wish there was girls like her in vegas. She a keeper for sure!
That girl gots ass!
Be safe out there.......

Hey Trick... i LOVE reading about ur adventures but once in awhile my little head stopz thinkin and the Big head says "dam, aint trick worried bout the bug?" I certainly wud be, well, unless u already got the little bugger. (jaz curious homey) ... be careful nonetheless alright?

[QUOTE=Trick Williams]Her skills were all right... Her head game could have been better but once I flipped her over for doggy, I was in heaven... Aint nothin like creating waves in a ass like that LOL!!!... Stay tuned my man, more to come.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cologne6]Hey Trick... i LOVE reading about ur adventures but once in awhile my little head stopz thinkin and the Big head says "dam, aint trick worried bout the bug?" I certainly wud be, well, unless u already got the little bugger. (jaz curious homey) ... be careful nonetheless alright?[/QUOTE]

I would only worry about the "bug"(in my dreams) if I participated in high, high, risk behavior... I dont kiss SW's or D.A.T.Y and I dont do anything without a raincoat(condom) and I take showers right after my encounters, washing myself with special anti-bacterial soaps... I also get tested for everything every six months... Mongers have to understand, this is a very risky hobby to engage in... One must make sure to always stay safe and think with the "big head" most of the time(In other words, assume all SW's have some sort of disease)... Ive smashed a lot of females(both square and SW's) in my young life and Im a living example that condoms and a little knowlegde about STD's(especially the MONSTA!!!!) can take you a long way in this hobby... You think Im bad now, wait till I start having dreams in Brazil LOL!!!... Stay safe and keep it strapped up.

Went out mid-week last week and surprise, nothing. Did see a hot BSW on New York Avenue by the Wendy's, just before the overpasss. She was near all the garages on the right hand side (heading out of town).

She looked really good and I normally don't date BSW for various reasons, but went to check her out because she was pretty hot. Some other monger picked her up before I could flip around. I didn't feel so bad when he was pulled over by LEO. Snap, that could have been me.

No surprise, nothing out at all at around 2:30 a. M. Downtown. One consolation was all the club girls coming out on the street. Kind of felt like the old days, too bad none of them were pros.

I also get tested for everything every six months.

Though I am a newbie here, I wondered if you would share some info on getting tested. Do you go to your regular doctor or a walk-in clinic? If it is the latter, I am presuming you can keep your anonymity?

Thanks, sorry if there is a thread on this, I did not see it

[QUOTE=Trick Williams]Thanks man... Just keepin it real.

Tell me about it... I remember one time I was on my way to the "no-tell" wit a lil straggler when I see this phat ass breezy... I didnt wanna let shortie get away so I kicked the chic I was wit out to go get the other... By the time I got the first chic out, the big booty chic I wanted was no where in sight... I go back to pick up the one I was wit and she was gone as well... Got too greedy that night but never again... Ive learned to knock these chics out one dream at a time.[/QUOTE]Everynow and then we all have those nights.

I have been riding some very good carma lately, i just hope my luck well doesn't run dry.