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[blue]I read 100 posts a day directed at noobs that say,"You got to give before you get." So this guy does and guys complain. If you don't like them, scroll right on by, if you think he's a liar, put him on your ignore list. But please stop criticizing the brother for doing EXACTLY what every noob on this forum is told to do.

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[QUOTE=Robert Palli;1827381]I won't give out my handle. Everything I posted is legit based on network feedback from guys in the network. Read it and make your own judgements.[/QUOTE]Really? There's a RobertPalli on the site, what a coincidence.

[QUOTE=Robert Palli;1827381]I won't give out my handle. Everything I posted is legit based on network feedback from guys in the network. Read it and make your own judgements.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the work in asking about the girls and compiling the responses. That saved me a lot of work and I'm sure prevented some aggravation of guys if I ask them the same questions you already asked. I unsubscribed from a couple girls who I was thinking of giving a try after reading the reviews you posted.

Thanks again.

[QUOTE=Rdyn Nvu;1697434]My take is that she is a hyper and moves around and talks a lot, maybe due to "partying" in the past or whatever. Her body does have bruises which she says is due to a recent "accident", in addition to the scars on her leg and arm. Her pics are accurate, but not clear as they can be, from what you can see in her pics. If they were clearer, you could see scars or pimple-like features on her body and facial area. She was kind of flaking on me during the day I tried to see her, with reasons (car accident, sharing with sister.) , real or not, to change the meet up times. 2-3 times. Now she does have pretty nice boobs, her body is kind of chubby, but okay (average) , and she is nice and apologetic. Her BBBJ was good and she can DT, almost face-fucking her. While I didn't do anything beyond kissing, lap dance, and BBBJ, she is full GFE and allows for multiples (I think).[/QUOTE]She's dropped her first profile, and is back as Skyanne. She's been on my to-do list for a while, so I recognized the old name.

Saw her this week in the evening for a hh session at 160.

She opened the door in a sexy dress and heels. She has a very pretty face and a nice body.

L: F:8 (very pretty face) She has nice cheeks, luscious lips and a nice smile.

B:8 Her tits are 36dd and naturals (some stretch marks) but fairly pert and not saggy. Her legs and ass are nice but she has a bit of extra pounds like about 5-10 lbs in her thighs and in her stomach area but she is not fat at all. Her hygiene is impeccable. Her pussy was fresh, responsive and smelled great and tasted great.

A:9 Very friendly, cheerful, wet during DATY and FS and very into it. Did not seem like she was pretending, she had a good time.

S: DFK was very good but not spectacular. She kissed well and had great breath and hygiene (definately a non-smoker). She kissed well but didn't kiss my lips and neck like I like. I did that to her though and she seemed to enjoy it. Kissed her tits and licked her nipples and then went back to DFK and kiss her cheeks which are soft and very cute. BBJ was average and she doesn't deepthroat but does lick and do spit spine which is nice. Did missionary which was nice as I dfk during and played with her tits which are nice. Doggie was also good and she was wet during everything. I did Russian which was awesome as her tits are nice and came in between her tits. Overall, A good experience but I wish she would just lose a bit of weight in the mid section and thighs and then she would be model hot.

E: 160 hh.

R: Maybe, not sure yet. Very passionate girl who is worth trying out.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/sophiajaymes[/url]

Saw Her in the morning last week for a qq for 120 for 15 min.

L: F: 8 B:8 She has a pretty face with some minor blemishes and her body is tight and toned and tan especially in her ass area. She has a nice firm ass and nice tits but they are quite small like 32 A. She is petite and is a spinner. Her pussy is clean in hygiene and smells good and I didn't DATY though.

A: 6 She wasn't really into it or if she was I could she was forcing herself to do it.

S: 6 LFK not DFK as expected BBJ was average and when I tried to grab to kiss her she would sometime push me away and want to get to either a bbj or sex. The cowgirl was average and the doggie was ok as she has a nice toned tanned ass and I did fov and fiv. I came in doggie. Her pussy is tight but I am put off by her aloofness and her obvious lack of enthusiasm and interest. She really didn't want to be there and this is purely a job that she doesn't really like. I really was turned off my pushing me away when I tried to kiss her face a few times. I did lfk a few times but she didn't seem to enjoy it at all.

E: 120 for a qq.

R: absolutely not. I want the girl to be interested in me.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sweet.Aubrey[/url]

$160 hh Saw a few weeks ago

I saw latinaangelica at her place for a hh a few weeks ago at 160.

L: F:6 Her face is very average and shows signs of age maybe late thirties. She is clean hygienic etc but not attractive but not ugly either. B 6 very average body with great tits though 36dd very firm done well her belly has no fat but she is very thick and big boned but petite like 5'1. I just didn't find her attractive at all. She is not ugly nor fat. Her back and arms are toned but she is bit soft on the sides and ass.

A:9 very friendly enthusiastic eager.

S:7 no dfk because I just didn't find her attractive. BBJ was average with a lot of hand and no dt like I wanted. I want to facefuck and she did not. Rimming was average also not the best I had but not the worst. Her tits are nice and playing with them is nice. CG not great as she doesn't ride but just bucks. Doggie was ok and I finished here.

E: 160 hhr with rimming (130 base plus 30 rimming)

R: No, I'm no attracted to her, she's too old.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LatinaAngelica[/url]

180 hh

Saw Nana at OC honey place a few weeks ago for a hh at 180

L: F:9 She has a beautiful face with nice big eyes and nice soft cheeks and full lips. B:9 She has a perfect body with 36c tits and nice pert booty and tight fresh tasty pussy.

A: 9 Very friendly eager to please and did everything I asked.

S: 9 Honestly it was awesome. When I walked in, she just gave me a hug and didn't kiss me and I was worried I would get a cold session. I was wrong. We did the shower routine with the disco lights showerhead as mentioned before and then she cleaned my ass well which excited me as I knew there would be rimming. We went to the bed and I laid on my stomach and she started a decent tongue bath, kissing my ears, back, and then going down to my perineum and then kissing my asshole and tonguing it pretty well for a few minutes. I was satisfied. We kissed DFK for a bit and she was great using tongue and really getting into it. She did an average BBJ without dt and I think she can't deepthroat but she allowed me to touch her hair and cheeks unlike my last two white girl who didn't. We did 69 and she tasted great and I even dato her which she liked. She is very responsive and I even pushed her head down to give me some bls and rimming in the 69 position. I felt like "healer" finally getting a rimming in the 69 position like he seems to get with every girl he sees somehow even if they don't offer it in their regular menu. We then did some cowgirl which she is terrible at, as she just bucks and doesn't actually ride up and down. She is still inexperienced but open to doing anything and being led. I switched to missionary because cg was terrible and it was so tight that I felt I was going to blow in like 5 strokes. It was like fucking a normal girl's ass. I told her I 'm going to come in your mouth and she said ok. I came in her mouth and she went to spit. We showered after and we chatted a bit. Her english is good for the words she knows but she only knows like 20 words.

Services DFK BBJ DATY DATO RIM CIM CG MISSIONARY.

E: 180 hhr.

R: Maybe but I suspect her service will decline as she gets more popular. So onto the next newbie and plus in my time up in San Jose I went through so many asians I am a bit asianed out.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/OC_Honey[/url]

$140 hh.

I saw natalia_7 recently for 30 mins hh for 140

L: F:7 (only real negative is that her face shows signs of her age 35, and she has soft cheeks, nice luscious lips and nice soft tongue) B:8 She has an ass that is luscious and round and is a 9/10 but her tits are an 7/10 at best because while they are firm 36dd and she has nice nipples, she must have gone to a mid to low range surgeon and her pussy is a 7/10 (fresh and hygienic but not super responsive but very very tight) and she has a very toned body with a nice tan and not an ounce of fat, her abs and flat and toned. She is 5'0 very petite, half italian half mexican lady who is about 100 lbs with 36dd tits and nice pert ass and nice toned legs, thighs. She looks better than her pictures.

A:9 Very very eager to please, friendly, passionate and probably one of the most cool ladies that I've met in a long long time.

S: 9 DFK is awesome, she uses her tongue well and kissed my neck, my nipples and the blowjob which was bbj was above average (not the best I've had but not the average nonsense blowjob I got from the last 2 ladies I saw. She used hand and no hands and I only wish she did some bls and rimming (I didn't ask and I'm not shaved down there). Very very passionate lady who grings on you and I got some nice rubbing between her ass cheeks with my bare dick as well as covered dick and also she is very sensual. Doggie was great with a very nice ass and very tight. She is not at all a clockwatcher. Missionary is good too with DFK during and cg also was good with her really putting effort into it. Service wise she is great, I just wish I got bls and rimming. She is a full and total GFE as it should be. A lot of these ladies claim to be GFE but really they are lite GFE at best or FAKE GFE in my opinion. She is not. I mean how hard is it for ladies who are being paid 140-160-200 to be passionate. Those ladies who make 200 and still do LFK even though they claim to do DFK makes me really really upset. There is just something wrong with those women and they don't deserve their donation. (cough! Cough! : come say hi girls (vegas crew) ie kira. Sahan, raven. Goddess (gi. MILF) , gi. Jane, etc)

E: 140 for hh (I seemed to have missed the 100 hh special which is awesome)

R: for the 100hh definately yes but not for 140 hh when there are girls like jenna. Besos and chavez around who do bls and rimming.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/natalia_7[/url]

$160 hhr a few weeks ago.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Aubrey_Ann[/url]

30 minutes Paid 160 hh L F:7 B:7 A:7 S:7 E:160 hh R: no

She has an above average face, alsmost cute face really some minor blemishes and a gap tooth but not bad looking. 5'7' 36c tits not super perky but not bad either above average tits, pussy is tight, she is somewhat responsive got wet at first but then didn't later. LFK not DFK didn't really like kissing face or mouth. Nice body but wanted to get to action soon. BBJ very average, did 69, pussy clean but not very wet or responsive. Also didn't let me touch her hair or head during bbj, kind of a turnoff. Cowgirl was terrible, can't ride at all, Missionary and Doggie was ok because she is tight but I did all the work. Her ass is nice to grab onto during doggie as well as her tits too. Missionary was ok since her face is cute. Finished in missionary. Disapointed about Lfk versus dfk.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Laly[/url]

I went to see Laly and she told me a time that she was available, I agreed and went to see her in Anaheim. I get there and she gives me the room number. I get to the room and the door opens and it's total darkness, I can't see anything, eyes couldn't adjust fast enough. I am nervous, but eventually I see her as she opens the door to the bathroom to let light in. I should have just left.

Not exactly as the picture she has in her profile, older and has different tats. I didn't see the tats behind her legs as in the pics, so I'm not sure if it's her in the pics, maybe when she was younger?

We talk about the donation and stuff and we start off with a BBBJ, she does it for a few minutes and we talk some more. She says she's not into oral, but I say she mentions it in her menu and stuff. She says she has a girlfriend that can come over later that night that's into oral, and it'll be just 50 extra when I come back later at night with her and her gf (christen or something. 21, long hair, really cute).

She starts the BBBJ again, but her mouth is really dry and just doesn't feel good. I feel like she just gave up and she states that it feels like she's been out of it for years (we laugh). Says her gf can be here tonight, I ask her if her gf can be here in a few minutes, she says she'll try. Texts and calls her, I guess she replies back that she's at the walmart nearby.

Laly mentions throughout that she's late on rent and that the manager charges 10 dollars for every hour she's late. And mentions that I am her first appt. For the day, that I'm her rent money. She gets dressed and I give the donation for rent, she walks out and pays. She comes back saying that management saw a lot of guys come and go, and that they think she's a "hooker" and want her out next day. She calls a guy (semi-lawyer friend) to help talk to management and tells me that I should go wait in the car. Says that he'll get mad if he sees anyone else in there, but was the one that will get things straightened out with management.

As we're getting ready to leave the room, she says she'll meet her guy friend before he comes to the room and I'll be in the car. Also, she'll go meet up with her gf at Walmart afterwards.

I text her after 15 mins or so while waiting in the car, and she says she's not coming back because her male friend had a talk with the manager and she's not allowed to have anyone come over to her room anymore, no more guests.

At this point, I think I just got scammed for a 100 dollars. I ask her if I should stay, but without waiting for a response I just drive off. I glance at the office, and see no one inside. She then texts (I'm already on the street driving away at this point) to say that I shouldn't stay there and that the management will call the cops if I stay too long.

I text back that I felt I just got duped, and she says no, I didn't give her enough time to sort things out.

Just seems very suspicious and I wasted 100 dollars for nothing. I had messages from a few guys that saw her on her network, all said good things. Now it seems those guys are questionable. Stay safe!

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jenilicious69[/url]

Went to see her yesterday, but man wish I had't.

So we agree to meet at around 2:30pm. She gives me an address in Fullerton and I drive there. I exit the freeway, about 5 minutes away when I get a text from her to meet at 2:50. I text ok, and I figure ill just park and wait at the location. I drive on state college and my gps says I'm there, but I don't see shit, except the university and other businesses. So, I'm thinking maybe it is one of those times my gps is wrong. I drive further down a couple of miles, looking for the numbers on the buildings til I get to Brea. So I made a U and looked to my gps again. I drive back the other way close to the point I made my exit from the 57 freeway. GPS tells me to make a U turn, then it tells me I'm there, at the damn parking lot of the university. So screw the GPS, I get back on state college and find a parking spot.

Oh I did see this Asian college aged chick, looked real good with a loose shirt with wide arm holes and tight black sports bra I guess at the bus stop. I made so many uturns, that I probably saw her 5-6 times. At one point I thought she was waving high or dancing to her music LOL.

I text Jen that I can't find the place. She then calls me, but I couldn't get my phone to pick up. Then I notice a new text from her saying she's sorry and that she'll discount the rate for me to .40 (originally .50 for 15, her running special). I call her back and tell her I can't find your place, nothing but a parking lot. She says her phone says she's in Fullerton. Well while I was waiting, I looked up the address without entering the city and I see a motel in Anaheim. So I tell her I think her place is in Anaheim, she says sorry, but still she insists that it's in Fullerton like her phone says. She also says that it's near the 91 exit, which clues me in further that I'm right. She offers to text me directions based off her phone, but I refuse and use my own.

Finally get to her motel, get up to her room, she opens the door and just downhill from there. We hug and gave little pecks, and I notice her back is super wet, she's sweating like crazy. She's also moving / vibrating, not sure how to describe it, but her head is moving everywhere and she can't stay still. At this point, I know she's on something. Every time I move close to her she moves back a bit and arches her back, matrix style, like whoa, LOL.

So we work out the menu / rate, I asked for cof, she said. 60, I countered with. 50. I said fuck it, lets do the .40 BBBJ, no intercourse. I brought nylons for her to wear, she did and I got a fairly good BJ from her. Not sloppy, but not dry. I tried facefucking, but she wasn't, into it. I then told I wanted to rub myself on the nylons she had on, and we do that for a bit, with her head rocking everywhere as she laid there, then back to the BBBJ. She didn't use her teeth, but she would use her hand some. She tells me to tell her when I'm going to cum, so I don't nut in her mouth. After about ten minutes, I nut all her her leg. I ask her if I could clean up in the shower for a little bit, she says no, she has someone else coming soon. I said wth, really? I say that I'll be real quick and she says ok, do it fast, I got someone coming here now. I shower off in like 45 seconds. As I'm getting dressed, she tells me that she normally does BBBJ for. 60. I say, I thought we agreed to. 40. She says nah, I normally do it for. 80. I then ask her why are you rushing me, she then tells me it's because of me, talking to her, discussing the details. Which took no more of her time, getting ready. And that she still has another client real soon. So I counter her demand by offering. 10 extra. I had already given her .40.

Said ill see ya later and bolted out.

I would not recommend, no matter how low her rates. She looks better in the pics, chubbier in person. Most of her pics seem dated.

[QUOTE=Robert Palli; 1832094]Saw her this week in the evening for a hh session at 160.

She opened the door in a sexy dress and heels. She has a very pretty face and a nice body.

L: F:8 (very pretty face) She has nice cheeks, luscious lips and a nice smile.

B:8 Her tits are 36dd and naturals (some stretch marks) but fairly pert and not saggy. Her legs and ass are nice but she has a bit of extra pounds like about 5-10 lbs in her thighs and in her stomach area but she is not fat at all. Her hygiene is impeccable. Her pussy was fresh, responsive and smelled great and tasted great.

A:9 Very friendly, cheerful, wet during DATY and FS and very into it. Did not seem like she was pretending, she had a good time.

S: DFK was very good but not spectacular. She kissed well and had great breath and hygiene (definately a non-smoker). She kissed well but didn't kiss my lips and neck like I like. I did that to her though and she seemed to enjoy it. Kissed her tits and licked her nipples and then went back to DFK and kiss her cheeks which are soft and very cute. BBJ was average and she doesn't deepthroat but does lick and do spit spine which is nice. Did missionary which was nice as I dfk during and played with her tits which are nice. Doggie was also good and she was wet during everything. I did Russian which was awesome as her tits are nice and came in between her tits. Overall, A good experience but I wish she would just lose a bit of weight in the mid section and thighs and then she would be model hot.

E: 160 hh.

R: Maybe, not sure yet. Very passionate girl who is worth trying out.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/sophiajaymes[/url][/QUOTE]Looks hot, been looking at her for a while.

[QUOTE=Robert Palli; 1832097]180 hh

Saw Nana at OC honey place a few weeks ago for a hh at 180

L: F:9 She has a beautiful face with nice big eyes and nice soft cheeks and full lips. B:9 She has a perfect body with 36c tits and nice pert booty and tight fresh tasty pussy.

A: 9 Very friendly eager to please and did everything I asked.

S: 9 Honestly it was awesome. When I walked in, she just gave me a hug and didn't kiss me and I was worried I would get a cold session. I was wrong. We did the shower routine with the disco lights showerhead as mentioned before and then she cleaned my ass well which excited me as I knew there would be rimming. We went to the bed and I laid on my stomach and she started a decent tongue bath, kissing my ears, back, and then going down to my perineum and then kissing my asshole and tonguing it pretty well for a few minutes. I was satisfied. We kissed DFK for a bit and she was great using tongue and really getting into it. She did an average BBJ without dt and I think she can't deepthroat but she allowed me to touch her hair and cheeks unlike my last two white girl who didn't. We did 69 and she tasted great and I even dato her which she liked. She is very responsive and I even pushed her head down to give me some bls and rimming in the 69 position. I felt like "healer" finally getting a rimming in the 69 position like he seems to get with every girl he sees somehow even if they don't offer it in their regular menu. We then did some cowgirl which she is terrible at, as she just bucks and doesn't actually ride up and down. She is still inexperienced but open to doing anything and being led. I switched to missionary because cg was terrible and it was so tight that I felt I was going to blow in like 5 strokes. It was like fucking a normal girl's ass. I told her I 'm going to come in your mouth and she said ok. I came in her mouth and she went to spit. We showered after and we chatted a bit. Her english is good for the words she knows but she only knows like 20 words.

Services DFK BBJ DATY DATO RIM CIM CG MISSIONARY.

E: 180 hhr.

R: Maybe but I suspect her service will decline as she gets more popular. So onto the next newbie and plus in my time up in San Jose I went through so many asians I am a bit asianed out.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/OC_Honey[/url][/QUOTE]Reminds me of the good old days of CL and the Asian agencies on there. I remember this one Korean chick that was amazing, she licked me everywhere and when it came to the ass area, it felt amazing. I don't know if she was licking me or using her hair but damn felt super nice. That part was too short, but the rest of the session was good. I should have repeated. I don't remember her name, but it was a apt in irvine, years ago. I could never find another Asian chick like that.

[QUOTE=Rdyn Nvu; 1832110][url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Laly[/url]

Stay safe![/QUOTE]At least, you should've walk out if the girl doesn't look like in the picture. Never pay the full price, pay half and half when the service is done. Just tell them that you got scammed before and want to play it safe.

Here is a tip, tell her to silent her phone because you don't want to get distract. Give her a negative review in return if you want to get back with her. Practice some more mongering skills!

Been eying this one for a while, she says her menu is limitless and her rates are reasonable. Figured you vent here would know more as I hate surprises. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Rdyn Nvu; 1832152][url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jenilicious69[/url]

Went to see her yesterday, but man wish I had't.

So we agree to meet at around 2:30pm. She gives me an address in Fullerton and I drive there. I exit the freeway, about 5 minutes away when I get a text from her to meet at 2:50. I text ok, and I figure ill just park and wait at the location. I drive on state college and my gps says I'm there, but I don't see shit, except the university and other businesses. So, I'm thinking maybe it is one of those times my gps is wrong. I drive further down a couple of miles, looking for the numbers on the buildings til I get to Brea. So I made a U and looked to my gps again. I drive back the other way close to the point I made my exit from the 57 freeway. GPS tells me to make a U turn, then it tells me I'm there, at the damn parking lot of the university. So screw the GPS, I get back on state college and find a parking spot.

Oh I did see this Asian college aged chick, looked real good with a loose shirt with wide arm holes and tight black sports bra I guess at the bus stop. I made so many uturns, that I probably saw her 5-6 times. At one point I thought she was waving high or dancing to her music LOL.

I text Jen that I can't find the place. She then calls me, but I couldn't get my phone to pick up. Then I notice a new text from her saying she's sorry and that she'll discount the rate for me to. 40 (originally. 50 for 15, her running special). I call her back and tell her I can't find your place, nothing but a parking lot. She says her phone says she's in Fullerton. Well while I was waiting, I looked up the address without entering the city and I see a motel in Anaheim. So I tell her I think her place is in Anaheim, she says sorry, but still she insists that it's in Fullerton like her phone says. She also says that it's near the 91 exit, which clues me in further that I'm right. She offers to text me directions based off her phone, but I refuse and use my own.

Finally get to her motel, get up to her room, she opens the door and just downhill from there. We hug and gave little pecks, and I notice her back is super wet, she's sweating like crazy. She's also moving / vibrating, not sure how to describe it, but her head is moving everywhere and she can't stay still. At this point, I know she's on something. Every time I move close to her she moves back a bit and arches her back, matrix style, like whoa, LOL.

So we work out the menu / rate, I asked for cof, she said. 60, I countered with. 50. I said fuck it, lets do the. 40 BBBJ, no intercourse. I brought nylons for her to wear, she did and I got a fairly good BJ from her. Not sloppy, but not dry. I tried facefucking, but she wasn't, into it. I then told I wanted to rub myself on the nylons she had on, and we do that for a bit, with her head rocking everywhere as she laid there, then back to the BBBJ. She didn't use her teeth, but she would use her hand some. She tells me to tell her when I'm going to cum, so I don't nut in her mouth. After about ten minutes, I nut all her her leg. I ask her if I could clean up in the shower for a little bit, she says no, she has someone else coming soon. I said wth, really? I say that I'll be real quick and she says ok, do it fast, I got someone coming here now. I shower off in like 45 seconds. As I'm getting dressed, she tells me that she normally does BBBJ for. 60. I say, I thought we agreed to. 40. She says nah, I normally do it for. 80. I then ask her why are you rushing me, she then tells me it's because of me, talking to her, discussing the details. Which took no more of her time, getting ready. And that she still has another client real soon. So I counter her demand by offering. 10 extra. I had already given her. 40.

Said ill see ya later and bolted out.

I would not recommend, no matter how low her rates. She looks better in the pics, chubbier in person. Most of her pics seem dated.[/QUOTE]Her ratings on hx are all positive, you should rate her down- also report the other one as a rob in a hx review- you definitely got scammed- the other guys probably were telling you the truth on their experiences, YMMV and sometimes girl flake out and turn bad

[QUOTE=Robert Palli; 1832101]$140 hh.

I saw natalia_7 recently for 30 mins hh for 140

L: F:7 (only real negative is that her face shows signs of her age 35, and she has soft cheeks, nice luscious lips and nice soft tongue) B:8 She has an ass that is luscious and round and is a 9/10 but her tits are an 7/10 at best because while they are firm 36dd and she has nice nipples, she must have gone to a mid to low range surgeon and her pussy is a 7/10 (fresh and hygienic but not super responsive but very very tight) and she has a very toned body with a nice tan and not an ounce of fat, her abs and flat and toned. She is 5'0 very petite, half italian half mexican lady who is about 100 lbs with 36dd tits and nice pert ass and nice toned legs, thighs. She looks better than her pictures.

A:9 Very very eager to please, friendly, passionate and probably one of the most cool ladies that I've met in a long long time.

S: 9 DFK is awesome, she uses her tongue well and kissed my neck, my nipples and the blowjob which was bbj was above average (not the best I've had but not the average nonsense blowjob I got from the last 2 ladies I saw. She used hand and no hands and I only wish she did some bls and rimming (I didn't ask and I'm not shaved down there). Very very passionate lady who grings on you and I got some nice rubbing between her ass cheeks with my bare dick as well as covered dick and also she is very sensual. Doggie was great with a very nice ass and very tight. She is not at all a clockwatcher. Missionary is good too with DFK during and cg also was good with her really putting effort into it. Service wise she is great, I just wish I got bls and rimming. She is a full and total GFE as it should be. A lot of these ladies claim to be GFE but really they are lite GFE at best or FAKE GFE in my opinion. She is not. I mean how hard is it for ladies who are being paid 140-160-200 to be passionate. Those ladies who make 200 and still do LFK even though they claim to do DFK makes me really really upset. There is just something wrong with those women and they don't deserve their donation. (cough! Cough! : come say hi girls (vegas crew) ie kira. Sahan, raven. Goddess (gi. MILF) , gi. Jane, etc)

E: 140 for hh (I seemed to have missed the 100 hh special which is awesome)

R: for the 100hh definately yes but not for 140 hh when there are girls like jenna. Besos and chavez around who do bls and rimming.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/natalia_7[/url][/QUOTE]Weird that her profile says 24. There is also another gal with an alarmingly similar handle..........Edit.......looks like she has 2 accounts.....natalia-7 & natalia_7??????????

Well, it was sort of an odd encounter. I had texted her throughout the day that I would meet her at a certain time. I get her address and I'm off on the freeways to meet her in Costa Mesa I think it was. I was hitting traffic and she texted me to ask if I was coming, I said a few minutes and she said ok. I arrive and knock on the door, she isn't there, but supposedly SelmaSmiles answers. Well Selma tells me that vixen (sunshine is her name I think) is out to lunch. So I sit and wait for 10 minutes or so, Selma offering water and I talk with Selma for a bit. Selma says that since she's late, I could get extra time with her (Sunshine). Also, Selma offered me a shower, but I didn't need to, so I just waited. Then Sunshine arrives, and she gets ready.

I goto the room and wait for her to appear, she does and she's in some sexy lingerie, I ask her to put on the nylons like the pics, and she does. She then starts off with a BBBJ and it seems ok, a little above average I guess. I had asked her before if she could deep-throat, she pm'd back asking about my size and she said yes. In person, she couldn't. Maybe half-way at best. Now I'm only there for a quickie and told her I only brought 60. I told her about the extra time from Selma and she says that she didn't know and that she doesn't work with or for Selma, confusing me.

Anyways, I ask her for a lapdance, and she does that somewhat, more like a air lapdance, with some ass shaking. She does kiss, but with no tongue. I wanted to cum on her face or in her mouth, which was on the menu when I pm'd her, but in person she said it was extra. We turned to 69, and she has a pretty good pussy, sorta loose, but tasted nice. We then fucked with her on top, she could move her body pretty well, but I just came too fast LOL. She seemed open, but restrictive at the same time. Maybe it was the amount of money or time? Or she changed her mind on the menu or whatever. But I think it was a good time.

Well afterwards is where it got awkward. I asked to take a shower and she says that'll be an extra 10 dollars. I tell her that Selma offered me a shower. She replies back that she gets charged for showers from Selma. Awkward silence happens, and then she says ok go ahead. So I do, and I guess they were cleaning the shower, there was powdered soap all over the shower / tub. I just went ahead with the shower real quick and got out. Tried to look for sunshine to say bye, saw a different chick, kinda hot and said hi to her. She noticed I was looking for Sunshine and she yells out her name "Sunshine", which is the first I hear of her name. We hug and say good-bye.

Maybe repeat, depending on other chicks here.

Not sure if that was really SelmaSmiles I met, compared to the pics of selma, she was rounder in the middle area compared to the pics.

Good luck.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/islandVixen1[/url]

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/DelilahRose[/url]

I saw her late night at a hotel on harbor across from target. Parking sucked, the parking attendent only let me stayed for an hour since I wasnt a guest. She is older or looks older, it was kinda dark. She has ok boobs, smallish. She doesn't kiss, but gave me a pretty good BBBJ with deepthroating. She said to finish in her mouth, I asked for facial, but she said no. Well she does the BJ, even forcing me back, pushing my cock in her mouth. I say I really wanted to finish on her face, she said ok and it was great. Cleaned up and left. She wasn't a clock watcher, I was more worried about the time than her.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/NicholeMarie21[/url]

She was very nice and was accommodating to the things I requested. Everything was covered, but all I got was a massage and a CBJ. She does some lfk, and she was very sweet, but if you're looking for a GFE girl, she wouldn't be it. Her pics are pretty accurate, maybe a little bigger in person. She doesn't smoke and she does seem independent. She says that she's from the IE and is good friends with Lilcurvyjay. The CBJ wasn't bad, but it wasn't anything outstanding. Oh I did try banging her doggy style, but she was too tight and my dick was suffocating from the condom, so I just finished with an HJ ending with a cot.

Damage: 40 or 50, can't remember.

I basically got a little massage from her and a CBJ ending. She was very sweet the whole time. Not talkative, but maybe because I wasn't talking? She took most of the directions well, like massaging this, licking that, etc. Her pictures are her, but I think she was a little thicker than her pics, maybe because they were shot at better angles. We talked about hx at the end, hugged and I was on my way. She watched the clock a little, but wasn't anal about it.

She's friends with Nicholemarie. Not sure what happened to her though. Her account is gone.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sweet_Shantel[/url]

I saw her earlier this year. I think she was full GFE with BBBJ / cim. She was very nice, but I think when I saw her, it seemed like it was her first time having sex, or performing sexual acts. Like she didn't know what to do. She couldn't even take off my belt and pants. Maybe your experience will be different. Maybe she didn't have enough experience in her? Well she looks like her pics and everything, kinda flat chested though. And the time was ok.

Maybe repeat, hopefully she's got better and more relaxed over time.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/DollysMolly[/url]

I saw her when she had the old username, fresh and easy, late last year. She was very nice and accommodating to whatever you wanted to do. She was also very talkative. She was pretty good at bb oral, not deep, buy very wet and sloppy. She also came with some DATY. She is still kind of like a amateur so you might have to teach her some new things. Could have used a little makeup but she looked okay, her body was pretty good too.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ExoticFantasy[/url]

Saw her in mid 2012, she does look like her pics, short but is darker in person and has a bigger gut. Not sure if her boobs are see cups, but they are ok. She has a great personality and is very sweet, also takes directions pretty well. Sex-wise, she was great, I gave her directions and she followed through on all of them, not concerned about time at all, just focused on you. She gave a great long BJ, the longest I had, sloppy and deep. If she had a better body, losing her tummy fat, she would be great to look at, but as now, I think it's ok. I would see her again just for that BJ. While there are girls with better bods, and maybe prettier face, I'd rate her behind kinkykristen in service and performance. Nothing worst than a pretty chick acting like a dead fish.

Definitely one of my faves.

My experience was about the same. Very cute, and sweet. Tasted really nice, but very quiet, and her BBBJ was very inexperienced. After some point I just took matters into my own hands, literally.

I'll repeat because I think she's pretty chill, but she needs to learn the craft =)

[QUOTE=Rdyn Nvu; 1834340][url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sweet_Shantel[/url]

I saw her earlier this year. I think she was full GFE with BBBJ / cim. She was very nice, but I think when I saw her, it seemed like it was her first time having sex, or performing sexual acts. Like she didn't know what to do. She couldn't even take off my belt and pants. Maybe your experience will be different. Maybe she didn't have enough experience in her? Well she looks like her pics and everything, kinda flat chested though. And the time was ok.

Maybe repeat, hopefully she's got better and more relaxed over time.[/QUOTE]

She was pretty new, and I didn't ding her because I think I felt bad. We set up an apt for a meeting and she delayed it for another 45 min. So I said fine. Drove around just hung out until the time came. When I got to her incall, I noticed cops around the area (somewhat sketchy area of Tustin near redhill). That was a bad sign so I waited in the parking lot and texted her."I'm here". No response. Repeated text, and still no response, I pretty much said I'm out of here and took off. Got burned once, and never repeated again. I think I pmed her a few days later and she semi apologized but didn't offer to make up for it or anything. Bad customer service. If anyone else had any experiences with her let me know. Maybe I'll forgive the first experience if she's worth it.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sweet_Shantel[/url]

Saw her a month or two back. Sweet girl. Not fat, but not slim. GFE. 420 friendly. Was little shy, but opened up a bit and was cool with BBBJCIM. You can tell from her body she's a kid. I would see her again because she was super sweet to me. YMMV

Saw an ad for Jade Hsu on HX. Obviously I'm a bit skeptical but figured I'd ask fellow mongers if anyone has seen her in the past. There are sparse reviews on her on other forums and could easily be fakes. I know in her prime she would probably charge more than the $300 she's asking. Any info before I TOFTT?

-Woodyee

[QUOTE=WoodYee; 1865820]Saw an ad for Jade Hsu on HX. Obviously I'm a bit skeptical but figured I'd ask fellow mongers if anyone has seen her in the past. There are sparse reviews on her on other forums and could easily be fakes. I know in her prime she would probably charge more than the $300 she's asking. Any info before I TOFTT?

-Woodyee[/QUOTE]I haven't seen her personally, but others have verified her identity. Fron what I've seen she has mixed reviews and seems to be a YMMV gal.

[QUOTE=Plastique;1865855]I haven't seen her personally, but others have verified her identity. Fron what I've seen she has mixed reviews and seems to be a YMMV gal.[/QUOTE]Yeah I figured it would be a YMMV kinda situation but it would be one of those bucket list checkmarks for a porn star I was particularly interested in. Thanks for the info. I'll let you know if I get anywhere with this.

-Woodyee

Hi Guys,

I've been doing the AMP thing for a while, but just signed up for HX a little while ago. I've pm'd a bunch of girls, but either I get no response or sorry I don't have a network comments. I've noticed only one or two ladies in OC that are newbie friendly and they aren't my type. Can anyone recommend a newbie friendly girl that:

1. Is young (ish) and cute\thin (ish)

2. Doesn't cost an arm and a leg (found one girl, but wanted $350 to meet)

Thanks

[QUOTE=Tgman; 1866690]Hi Guys,

I've been doing the AMP thing for a while, but just signed up for HX a little while ago. I've pm'd a bunch of girls, but either I get no response or sorry I don't have a network comments. I've noticed only one or two ladies in OC that are newbie friendly and they aren't my type. Can anyone recommend a newbie friendly girl that:

1. Is young (ish) and cute\thin (ish)

2. Doesn't cost an arm and a leg (found one girl, but wanted $350 to meet)

Thanks[/QUOTE]Try Kinky Kristen.

[QUOTE=Tgman; 1866690]Hi Guys,

I've been doing the AMP thing for a while, but just signed up for HX a little while ago. I've pm'd a bunch of girls, but either I get no response or sorry I don't have a network comments. I've noticed only one or two ladies in OC that are newbie friendly and they aren't my type. Can anyone recommend a newbie friendly girl that:

1. Is young (ish) and cute\thin (ish)

2. Doesn't cost an arm and a leg (found one girl, but wanted $350 to meet)

Thanks[/QUOTE]For your first three girls, you may not get exactly what you want, but once you have reviews you will be fine. Go for hhr at $100.

[QUOTE=WoodYee; 1865820]Saw an ad for Jade Hsu on HX. Obviously I'm a bit skeptical but figured I'd ask fellow mongers if anyone has seen her in the past. There are sparse reviews on her on other forums and could easily be fakes. I know in her prime she would probably charge more than the $300 she's asking. Any info before I TOFTT?

-Woodyee[/QUOTE]I hooked up with her on HX, for her $300 incall, and it was a very average experience. Especially for that the price. She was kind of a dead fish and not very good in the sack, and had a couple limitations on positions.

She can charge that much because of who she is, but for the money you can get way better girls. For less money there are girls on HX that will rock your world and leave you shaking in the knees.

The pictures Jade uses are from 10-12 years ago, and she doesn't really look like that anymore. Same skinny body but with no makeup she looks a lot different.

[QUOTE=FunTrust;1866904]For your first three girls, you may not get exactly what you want, but once you have reviews you will be fine. Go for hhr at $100.[/QUOTE]This is the right answer. Pay the $25 to get out of quarantine and then get a couple cheap dates with the first girls you can find. Once you have a couple girls in your network, pretty much anybody is willing to see you at that point. Also, some girls advertise on both backpage and HX, so those girls obviously don't require a network.

[QUOTE=Tgman; 1866690]Hi Guys,

I've been doing the AMP thing for a while, but just signed up for HX a little while ago. I've pm'd a bunch of girls, but either I get no response or sorry I don't have a network comments. I've noticed only one or two ladies in OC that are newbie friendly and they aren't my type. Can anyone recommend a newbie friendly girl that:

1. Is young (ish) and cute\thin (ish)

2. Doesn't cost an arm and a leg (found one girl, but wanted $350 to meet)

Thanks[/QUOTE]When I was in your boat, the same thing happened to me. Then Kinky Kristen saw me as a newbie with no network. Afterward girls saw that I had seen someone, especially a Level 5 like KK, they were quick to accept my PMs. And KK is what you like: young, cute and thin (ish). With big tits and one of the best BBBJ's you'll ever have! Good luck!

[QUOTE=Tgman; 1866690]Hi Guys,

I've been doing the AMP thing for a while, but just signed up for HX a little while ago. I've pm'd a bunch of girls, but either I get no response or sorry I don't have a network comments. I've noticed only one or two ladies in OC that are newbie friendly and they aren't my type. Can anyone recommend a newbie friendly girl that:

1. Is young (ish) and cute\thin (ish)

2. Doesn't cost an arm and a leg (found one girl, but wanted $350 to meet)

Thanks[/QUOTE]Join the newbie club on hx. Plenty of girls who are newbie friendly.

Thanks for advice all! I found KK and will look for her next time she's in the OC.

[QUOTE=GriffXXX;1867046]When I was in your boat, the same thing happened to me. Then Kinky Kristen saw me as a newbie with no network. Afterward girls saw that I had seen someone, especially a Level 5 like KK, they were quick to accept my PMs. And KK is what you like: young, cute and thin (ish). With big tits and one of the best BBBJ's you'll ever have! Good luck![/QUOTE]