Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Smith6068; 1390552]You have me confused with someone else. I was in no sort of condition. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. I had showered 1 hr before. My behavior? I was and am a perfect gentleman. I never roam, insist, insult or show anything but respect. I never touch, rub or even brush with the back of my hand without asking. I stand by my review of our 2nd encounter. Even that was respectful and complimentary. The change was in you, not me (bad day or whatever, I don't know). It was presented as information to others not to have high expectations and pressure you for anything beyond legitimacy. Based on some of your subsequent posts enlightening all of us on the way a provider sometimes lies and uses code words, I can only assume this has happened to many others, so my situation was not unique.

Like I said, you have me confused with someone else.

You are a sweet, intelligent, articulate women who comes through as someone who cares deeply about others. I truly wish you happiness in your future endeavors.

Smith

For what it is worth guys, I think we should tell all providers about this site and encourage them to participate. Not![/QUOTE]Smith, Maybe I do have you confused with another client, I have many. But I do remember you bringing in some sex gel even though I told you I didn't have any and couldn't find any nuru gel. The true reason was I did not want to do a nuru massage at that time with you. It's hard being truthful and hurting a guys ego. I really do hate hurting people, so instead of saying anything that could hurt your feelings I found another way to word it. You were respectful from what I remember, your condition of being a large man and my unwillingness to want to do anything sexual with you made my massage "lackluster" the 2nd time. I know how it hurts being a larger person and someone judging you on that, but it's also chemistry between 2 people. I get all sorts of colors, ages, sizes coming in to see me. And truly none of that matters when I want to do my healing and massage. It's just very hard doing intimate things with someone you're not feeling it with. Women who are doing this are desperate for money, which I am not. So I'm very lucky that I can choose whether or not I feel comfortable going beyond a massage.

I apologize for hurting you in any way. Like I said before I was very hurt and let some words spill out that I wish I hadn't. This site is actually for anyone. Like the other site Heaven or Hell there are many women even advertising and voicing their opinions. We can all learn from one another. I got tons of PM's on more questions that guys had who were thankful for my input. There will always be men out there that feel women should not be heard and should shut up and be there just to provide them satisfaction. We are human too, have needs and have every right to be heard. This might sound like another attack but if many of you listened to how a woman really feels you wouldn't have to resort to paying for a woman's attention you could be happy and get what you want. Yea Yea I know I was in this business also. It can be exciting but also not healthy and I don't regret what I've learned about myself from all of this. I've learned a lot about men and love you all. If you ever truly need some healing mentally emotionally or physically I will be here.

Idomassage

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Ok,

I will admit I was one of those that sent the supportive PM's to Idomassage. But then she went to far.

No matter whether Smith is or is not the one she remembers, he didn't post anything negative about her and she (Idomassage) lists both stuff requested in a session (not cool) and that she doesn't service fat guys because they don't make her juices flow (while not applicable to me, still not cool). These things did not need to be said in an open forum, and while things that were negative were said about her, thats kinda the purpose of this site, to review services received and who provides what. Not to review the johns, you want to do that, start a new site.

Sorry if that offends you, but its the truth. I was all for having your back when some comments were mean spirited, but I think I actually said you shouldn't say shit about johns. I guess you don't care cause your out of the game and you've got enough money that you were only doing the sexual stuff for personal kicks, but I'm going to guess at some point your going to be back to providing more. And this aint helping you.

You're right, stick to the massages, you like healing people and making them feel good, thats great. But don't out the johns online and call them on stuff you find gross.

One Eyed Jack, you hit the nail on the head with that comment, well put.

IDoMassage needlessly speculated earlier on in the forum about member Dogman788 making an "Ouch" also -- which I still can't believe came from the same provider who now tearfully states she doesn't like comments about herself that criticize. She has things to work on, I will pray for her.

[QUOTE=Permanent Wood; 1393886]One Eyed Jack, you hit the nail on the head with that comment, well put.

IDoMassage needlessly speculated earlier on in the forum about member Dogman788 making an "Ouch" also. Which I still can't believe came from the same provider who now tearfully states she doesn't like comments about herself that criticize. She has things to work on, I will pray for her.[/QUOTE]We all have things to work on. So thanks for praying for me, I will do the same.

All I've been is honest. I didn't say anything about Smith until he asked. I just wanted to clear the air why I wasn't into going further than a massage with him. If I was an escort that would be a different story because that's the job they chose. I choose to massage and do HE to whomever I feel comfortable with, because I do have that choice.

I'm sorry if I offended anyone, I guess karma came back to bite me. I know this happened for a reason. And I'm thankful it propelled me to fulfill my life's purpose in a more meaningful way.

IdoM

I posted months ago about my dislike about providers posting on this I don't need to get off on that rant again you can see now how that provided no value. I joined to provide and recieve good info on providers. I've taken a 3 month haitus from here due to this. So lets stop the dick measuring contest btween provider and client and go back to the reason this site exists. That last thing any of us need is a provider outing one or all of us.

I saw Linda today. I really love her massage room. It is upstairs with lots of windows. What a great feeling.

She greeted me at the door and led me upstairs to the massage room. Asked if I was comfortable without draping.

Well of course.

Massage was great. She stayed clothed but made sure I got everything massaged if I wanted it.

You should try her massages at least once to enjoy the room and the experience.

Headed to la crosse wondering if there is any massage providers in the area. Any help would be great

I suppose she's worth seeing once, I've seen her a few times and after the last time just decided I need to put my pesos to someone who is more sensual, not so mechanical. I've even asked her to just do the sensual stuff and she agreed, but still got the robotical method. Let me try to describe this, she has this HE technique, just imagine fapping yourself like this. She puts her hand directly over the tip / top / end of your cock with just just the tips of her fingers touching you, so nothing is touching the tip of your pal, her palm is airborne over the tip, then she jacks up and down at a rate of about 70 jacks a minute, maybe 75, and then yes somehow she gets the job done, and yes of course you're feeling good that moment. So, now you know that when someone says "mechanical" (which most do) about her service, to me it is.literally- as mechanical as a human can be dealing with this extremely important. Hell critical activity. It's too bad because she's a looker and the location is great, it's just not worth it for me but to each his own.

I just wanted to reply to Goodd's comment that Linda is a looker, I don't want people to be mislead. She gives a very good massage in a peaceful location but as for her being a looker, I have to disagree. She is a grandmother that is very much a bbw. So if thats your cup of tea, go for it. But if you like younger medium to slim build you might want to pass. Just didn't want anyone to waste there money and be dissappointed if they were expecting a "looker" haha.

[QUOTE=Goodd; 1400440]I suppose she's worth seeing once, I've seen her a few times and after the last time just decided I need to put my pesos to someone who is more sensual, not so mechanical. I've even asked her to just do the sensual stuff and she agreed, but still got the robotical method. Let me try to describe this, she has this HE technique, just imagine fapping yourself like this. She puts her hand directly over the tip / top / end of your cock with just just the tips of her fingers touching you, so nothing is touching the tip of your pal, her palm is airborne over the tip, then she jacks up and down at a rate of about 70 jacks a minute, maybe 75, and then yes somehow she gets the job done, and yes of course you're feeling good that moment. So, now you know that when someone says "mechanical" (which most do) about her service, to me it is. Literally- as mechanical as a human can be dealing with this extremely important. Hell critical activity. It's too bad because she's a looker and the location is great, it's just not worth it for me but to each his own. [/QUOTE ]

I could not agree with you more I saw her many times a few years ago. I stopped due to the fact that she got the

Job done but I could have done the same for myself. Thanks for the report that nothing has changed it's slim pickings out here and I was debating a return visit

[QUOTE=Gbhobby; 1400869][QUOTE=Goodd; 1400440][/QUOTE]I could not agree with you more I saw her many times a few years ago. I stopped due to the fact that she got the

Job done but I could have done the same for myself. Thanks for the report that nothing has changed it's slim pickings out here and I was debating a return visit[/QUOTE]Thankgoodness someone else said it. People tippy toe around on this site and spread useless information. When I saw Linda, I thought it might have been she was put off by my look, but parently not. I had exactly the same experience and I remember thinking just the same thing, I coulda done this myself, would have felt the same, nothing erotic about the he one bit. Mechanical and fast, I disagree with up to 75 strokes per min, ida said round 150.

Looks, she's not bad for her age, but agrree with the slightly tubby inviting grandma look. Hope she doesn't reasd this site cause I'll end up with people attacking me in my pm's for being honest again.

Things are definitely more varied in Madison, not looking forward to coming back Nort.

Linda is an LMT who provides a good LMT massage. People have commented that her talk about health benefits of external prostate massage, etc are a cover against LE. I don't think so. I think she is a true believer in the health benefits of prostate massage and regular ejaculation and that is what she provides and the fact that it feels good is beside the point. I understand I am at risk of putting words in her mouth and I could be completely wrong. If so, I am happy to be corrected. My thought is that if she wanted the "release" (her term) to be more sensual, she'd make it more sensual, same goes with the prostate treatment. If you see her with that in mind, you'll leave relaxed with a good massage and be happy. If you want the session sexualized, you'll leave disappointed.

In regard to her looks, she is not a raving beauty in my book, she carries a few extra lbs, and she has taken better care of herself that I have of myself.

Phompee.

[QUOTE=WiBuckHunter; 1402473]Thankgoodness someone else said it. People tippy toe around on this site and spread useless information. When I saw Linda, I thought it might have been she was put off by my look, but parently not. I had exactly the same experience and I remember thinking just the same thing, I coulda done this myself, would have felt the same, nothing erotic about the he one bit. Mechanical and fast, I disagree with up to 75 strokes per min, ida said round 150.

Looks, she's not bad for her age, but agrree with the slightly tubby inviting grandma look. Hope she doesn't reasd this site cause I'll end up with people attacking me in my pm's for being honest again.

Things are definitely more varied in Madison, not looking forward to coming back Nort.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Phompee; 1402650]Linda is an LMT who provides a good LMT massage. People have commented that her talk about health benefits of external prostate massage, etc are a cover against LE. I don't think so. I think she is a true believer in the health benefits of prostate massage and regular ejaculation and that is what she provides and the fact that it feels good is beside the point. I understand I am at risk of putting words in her mouth and I could be completely wrong. If so, I am happy to be corrected. My thought is that if she wanted the "release" (her term) to be more sensual, she'd make it more sensual, same goes with the prostate treatment. If you see her with that in mind, you'll leave relaxed with a good massage and be happy. If you want the session sexualized, you'll leave disappointed.

In regard to her looks, she is not a raving beauty in my book, she carries a few extra lbs, and she has taken better care of herself that I have of myself.

Phompee.[/QUOTE]What city is Linda in?

Thinking about trying lisa again any tips to make this trip worth the drive