Massage Parlor Reports

Despite hearing how bad the place is and stopping in for a 'look and run' a while back, I had to take the plunge just so I can say I did it. Yes, the place hasn't seen a makeover since the 70s. Had to get buzzed in to be welcomed to the David Lynch-esque front room. Dark, dingy, and campy. Paid the. 5 door fee and had to go with the girl at the desk due to lack of other options. Mid-late 40s lady with an odd accent. Thin bod with perky a's. I've got to get better at asking names or maybe providers should get better at introducing themselves, but didn't get her name. I'll assume it was Mercedes for now.

Walked down the dark hall to the room and offered a self shower in the stand up stall. Got naked, showered, and waited. I took a look around the room and noticed the various cleaning supplies under the storage cabinet, the sink with lotions, the old grey lockers, the bad theécor, funny stuff. All this just adds to the atmosphere. She came back and said get comfortable. The table was a wobbly exam table bought on surplus from a doctors office. She had to give me some towels for a pillow.

Took the topless option for. 3 and got to see a strip show that was about as exciting as seeing your wife removing her makeup. Perky breasts, though. Massage was light and monotonous with slight teasing. She engaged in small talk about the radio station which I would rather do without, both the talk and the station, playing hits from the 80's to today. Not exactly relaxing music, you know. Flipped over and got about 10 minutes of going through the motions. Allowed roaming on the breasts. Little guy wasn't very happy yet, but she said "Ready"? Sure. She worked the guy to attention and was a little more attentive than the Korean AMPs. Finished and took another shower. Paid. 1 tip so in and out for. 9 damage for the hour. Will only make a return if extremely desperate.

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Been trying to call her for days. The phone rings, but all I get is VM that's full. Guess I'm being screened. Good times.

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Been trying to call her for days. The phone rings, but all I get is VM that's full. Guess I'm being screened. Good times.[/QUOTE]She replies mostly to texts, try that.

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Been trying to call her for days. The phone rings, but all I get is VM that's full. Guess I'm being screened. Good times.[/QUOTE]She's a real nice regular girl so try txting her ONCE about it.

Since writing my previous post I've received numerous messages from the friendly locals up here telling me that texting is the best way to get ahold of her. I do thank everyone that's been so generous to share that info with me. I will report once the HB has landed.

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Decided to take a shot at this place after having avoided it for so long. I have to say it was better than it was before. Same setup with curtains and room divider that only goes partway up to the ceiling. I got a 40 something lady, susie I think. Okay massage, free roaming with pretty much no limit then negotiation on the flip. Settled on. 4. I don't like AMPs but I walked away from an earlier appt because I didn't like the looks of the lady and needed something fast. Here's where I walked away from.

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She wasnt bad just not what I needed at the time. I may go back though but not to the Shang-hai, although it will do in a pinch.

I'm looking to try nuru. Can anyone Pm me for details?

[QUOTE=XGames98;1872500]I'm looking to try nuru. Can anyone Pm me for details?[/QUOTE]What is nuru? Is it just a bareback stripper slide with a nice atmosphere?

Part timer here: I have only been to the Kenosha Asian spas, not interested in American girls so have not been to Racine. Never have a problem in Kenosha, very nice people no price haggle' good massage and leave satisfied. Used to enjoy a trip to Milwaukee collage ave apartment AMP from time to time that was my change of pace, but lost that contact. Anyone have any suggestions northern IL. Or SE WI?

[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;1882351]Part timer here: I have only been to the Kenosha Asian spas, not interested in American girls so have not been to Racine. Never have a problem in Kenosha, very nice people no price haggle' good massage and leave satisfied. Used to enjoy a trip to Milwaukee collage ave apartment AMP from time to time that was my change of pace, but lost that contact. Anyone have any suggestions northern IL. Or SE WI?[/QUOTE]I used to frequent Pine Spa quite a bit, I think you'll find info on the Waukegan list. There's a pretty decent AMP in Oak Creek near I94 / Ryan.

[QUOTE=Too Nice;1879511]What is nuru? Is it just a bareback stripper slide with a nice atmosphere?[/QUOTE]Could be. Like I said I'm looking to try it out.

Not sure it this is an according to Hoyle TOFTT, but here goes. I had a short window of opportunity to have some fun. I couldn't get a call back from Racine BP providers so I bit the bullet and stopped in at the Northside. I did find out that Paige hasn't worked there for months and is 'on leave', whatever that means. I had Kenda or Kendra. .5 door was paid and led to the room with the hot tub, which I thankfully didn't use. She has an ok body for her age, which I put at 40 or so. Was offered a solo shower and assumed the position on the table. She asked if I wanted a massage or wanted to massage the therapist too. Sure. Turns out that option is full nude and I got it for .5 (marked down from her offer of .6) Free roaming allowed with limits. Ass, legs, boobs, etc. My hand touched the cooch and she said that isn't allowed but the twins are all yours.

Massage was ok, nothing remarkable. Lot of scented goopy lotion, though, so if you have to report home, make sure to use the shower afterwards. Got the standard finish. I'd only recommend this place if all other options fail and if you go, don't take the full nude option. Save your money and use the topless option if you need some nudity. (should be .3 on top of the door fee). All in all, I wish one of my phone calls was answered and my money would have been better spent.

Anyone seen or heard anything about the new Asian Massage advertised on Backpage? I saw the ad after I used my allotted cash from my last paycheck.

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Called an hour ago and asked who was working. The women that answered said Kendra and I think Maria. I've never heard of Maria so I'm heading there now. Will report back after.

I stopped in for the first time in about two after reading numerous reviews of some new girls. I also landed myself with a girl who gave me some pretty good info on the history of the place which was kinda cool. Been around since the 70's, blah, blah, blah. There were two girls working when I arrived as I was told when I called. Their names were Kenda (not Kendra as some have stated) and a new girl I've never read reviews on name Maria. Maria is a 38-45 why / o mix women. I couldn't tell if she was part Spanish or black. I went with Kenda since I've read some positive reviews. Long story short, .5 at the door and tipped .2 afterwards from having a good time. Kenda also informed me she is into some S&M stuff which is something I enjoyed hearing. Massage is so so but flip was decent. I'll have to try Maria next time.