Massage Parlor Reports

Tried one a few weeks ago. Lady is decent looking, friendly, and a good massage but no happy ending. She a has alot of cats and cat litter was all over the floor in the living room where the massage takes place. I had that oil all over my feet and cat litter stuck to them when I got dressed. Oil massage would have been good if it had not been so cold. She said the heat was cut off.

[QUOTE=Valdez][url]http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/ths/1045298053.html[/url]

Has anyone tried this non licensed massage person? The third paragraph indicates she expects boners. If anyone on the board needs a massage perhaps we will get a report.

Date: 2009-02-22, 9:42AM EST

I offer relaxation massage in my home, using pure aromatherapy oils which I blend for their healing effects. I am not licensed for therapeutic massage, but I am a doctor of naturopathy and have experience in many types of natural healing. Relaxation massage has a positive effect on overall health, helping to reduce the effects that stress has on the body and mind.

I get a lot of questions over the phone about what my massages are like. Some of the more frequent questions I get are regarding whether they are sensual massages or not, what I wear during massage, if draping is required, if I use a light touch, and whether I work the groin area or not. Allow me to try and answer these questions for you.

I give a very relaxing massage here in my home, with the assurance of privacy and also with the assurance that I have the best interest of your health in mind. I work up and down the body, using a smooth, yet varied stroke. Some of my strokes are lighter in touch--the feathery kind people like. This is not only for purposes of relaxation, but also to stimulate circulation of the lymphatic fluid to nourish deep tissues and help remove cellular waste. The massages I give are not only meant to help you feel good, but to make your body work better in keeping you well!

As for the groin area, yes, I do work into this area, too. There are lymph glands residing there. Please keep in mind, however, that this is a health service, not an offer for sex. I don't mind if you fantasize, and erections are common, but please be respectful of me and the work that I do. I never know what to say when asked if my massages are sensual or not. That isn't the primary goal, but aren't all massages sensual to some degree? It seems to me that it's only natural the senses would become aroused...and even more so when using aromatherapy oils.


Speaking of the oils that I use, they are pure therapeutic grade essential oils in a base which is likewise nourishing and soothing to the muscles and skin. The effects of the essential oils lasts a lot longer than the massage. I generally use very uplifting and soothing oils targeted towards pain relief. Please let me know if you have a particular healing concern, and I can blend the oils specific to your overall needs. As a doctor of naturopathy, clinical aromatherapy is one of the things I do best. I encourage you to make the best use of my skills! I'm also very adept at putting together supplement plans to promote optimal wellness, and also at recommending appropriate natural means of dealing with more serious issues of health...Besides giving a real nice massage!!

My fees are $75 per hour and I am very flexible in scheduling times. Give me a call and let's set something up!

Naturally Yours in Good Health,
Mary Jo XXXXXXXX, ND, CTN, CNHP, D.D.
(330) XXX-XXXX

[url]www.allnaturalhealthworks.com[/url]

Location: Hartville
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

License info: Certified Traditional Naturopath, Certified Natural Health Professional[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Torchkit]Her website says she is a doctor of naturopathy. And her site talks about colon cleansing, aromatherapy, natural foods and...pet health. Oh, and it also says she's an ordained minister...so, yeah, mail order DD.

She also said this, which leads me to believe there's no happy ending:

She also said this:
And then she doesn't say anything else about what she wears.


But $75 for an hour massage really isn't bad...even if no extras. I'll TOFTT and report back.[/QUOTE]

Torch, for your sake I hope there is a happy ending!

[QUOTE=Valdez][url]http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/ths/1045298053.html[/url]

Has anyone tried this non licensed massage person? The third paragraph indicates she expects boners. If anyone on the board needs a massage perhaps we will get a report.



Date: 2009-02-22, 9:42AM EST


Went a few months ago, a little strange but nice enough lady. Middle aged, 40lbs or so overweight. Looks better with clothes than without. Has you fill out a release form but doesn't check id so make up whatever info you want. Place was cold as hell. No draping, decent enough massage. Got her naked, daty, hj for a bit then went off all over her chest. Probably could have had more but didn't try.

Lady is probably a little mentally off so it's probably hit or miss with her depending on mood.

Might go back when it get's warmer but massages are no fun when your shiverring.

Tom

I read her web site. The website says her rates are $60 an hour. Her CL ad says $75. I think if I was making an appointment I woould mention the $60/hr pricing.

[QUOTE=Harry Harper]I read her web site. The website says her rates are $60 an hour. Her CL ad says $75. I think if I was making an appointment I woould mention the $60/hr pricing.[/QUOTE]The website says MOST services are 60/hr. If you go to the link for Massage, it says 75/hr.

Exploration complete. Pretty much exactly as Akron2004 described, except no form to fill out and the room wasn't cold. Her CL ad must be working. I had to wait in the car till the guy before me left, and as I left there was another guy sitting in HIS car waiting for ME to leave.

[QUOTE=Xscott]It's that Monica dauge moentioned a few posts below, posts adverts under different names. I read her blog and if she is so strapped for cash she should start doing some happy endings.[/QUOTE]Just hooked up with monica this evening! attractive lady. pretty decent massage. was hoping for some extras but didnt get offered any, does the massages at her home in Cuyahoga Falls.

[QUOTE=Badboy330]Just hooked up with monica this evening! attractive lady. pretty decent massage. was hoping for some extras but didnt get offered any, does the massages at her home in Cuyahoga Falls.[/QUOTE]I'd say you probably have to ask for extras.

[QUOTE=Torchkit]I'd say you probably have to ask for extras.[/QUOTE]DON'T waste your money.

Against my better judgment I met with her a couple of weeks ago and for $80 you get a $25 massage, she lives in akron and just uses that house for her massages. She basically admitted that she makes it seem like you're gonna get a happy ending so guys like us keep calling her up. Also I didn't think she was good looking at all, unless you are into LOTR.

If you want a good (clean) massage there is an old woman in north hill who beat the hell out of me, great stuff!

I checked it out this week. Pretty good massage at a good price and extras are available. Will probably go back. She's on CL, but if anyone wants details and contact info, PM me.

Anybody have any info on the girl ?

Happy ending?

[url]http://akroncanton.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full_body_relaxation_massage/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1507641[/url]

Hdrk, I just exchanged emails with her last night. She stressed non-sexual, so I would guess not. If you want to TOFFT, tho I for one would appreciate a report before I get up that way next week.

Expect to star at .8/hr.

~G

[QUOTE=Hdrk55]Anybody have any info on the girl ?

Happy ending?

[url]http://akroncanton.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full_body_relaxation_massage/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1507641[/url][/QUOTE]Monica is a nice, milf type but straight 8 massage. Have had 4 or so nice massages from her but ZERO extras. Price is out of line for a standard massage. Draping is optional which is her way to lure you into thinking you'll get extras.

Tom

If you don,t mind my asking: If the massage is overpriced with 0 extras; why would you go there 4 times?

[QUOTE=Akron2004]Monica is a nice, milf type but straight 8 massage. Have had 4 or so nice massages from her but ZERO extras. Price is out of line for a standard massage. Draping is optional which is her way to lure you into thinking you'll get extras.

Tom[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info.