Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Macaman69]Went to Bishop's Saturday. White girl, body about a , face about a 7, eyes about 9. I asked her if she had a specialty. She said everything. I said "Yeah, right, all girls say that. I'm actually looking for a girl with a certain kind of skill. Are you that kind of girl?" She smiled and said she gave the best **** job in the place. I said all girls say that. She said I could ask.

Long story short, she started bargaining, then the condom came out. I said there wouldn't be a need for that. Then it was down to the old "don't c*** in my mouth routine.

Save your money. She's not Chloe. Not by any stretch. I miss Chloe![/QUOTE]Congratulations buddy. Now go get tested.

I had a real good time at PM the other night. Girls dancing were OK, nothing too special (OK black girl who danced great, dark-haired latina with nice tits). But there was a Hispanic girl named Angie who had a really great body. I took her to the back and the only thing that was a little weird was that she had me cover my hands with antibacterial gel. OK, germ-o-phobic, but I get it, I guess. After that, the dance was amazing. Lots of grinding, a little dirty talk, and I bent her over the bar-stool. Even though the VIP rooms are a dump, pushing her into the mirror was very hot, and she has a great ass. So the view is terrific no matter what you happen to be looking at.

Between the cover, a few drinks, and the VIP, I dropped less than I would have spent at an MP. Just saying, YMMV, but for a time when the bar was dead, I had a really great time.

[QUOTE=Macaman69]Went to Bishop's Saturday. White girl, body about a , face about a 7, eyes about 9. I asked her if she had a specialty. She said everything. I said "Yeah, right, all girls say that. I'm actually looking for a girl with a certain kind of skill. Are you that kind of girl?" She smiled and said she gave the best **** job in the place. I said all girls say that. She said I could ask.

Long story short, she started bargaining, then the condom came out. I said there wouldn't be a need for that. Then it was down to the old "don't c*** in my mouth routine.

Save your money. She's not Chloe. Not by any stretch. I miss Chloe![/QUOTE]Wait. She gave you a BBBJ and you're saying to save our money? What are you, nuts?

[QUOTE=Adam Duritz]I had a real good time at PM the other night. Girls dancing were OK, nothing too special (OK black girl who danced great, dark-haired latina with nice tits). But there was a Hispanic girl named Angie who had a really great body. I took her to the back and the only thing that was a little weird was that she had me cover my hands with antibacterial gel. OK, germ-o-phobic, but I get it, I guess. After that, the dance was amazing. Lots of grinding, a little dirty talk, and I bent her over the bar-stool. Even though the VIP rooms are a dump, pushing her into the mirror was very hot, and she has a great ass. So the view is terrific no matter what you happen to be looking at.

Between the cover, a few drinks, and the VIP, I dropped less than I would have spent at an MP. Just saying, YMMV, but for a time when the bar was dead, I had a really great time.[/QUOTE]What time of day did you go?

Well, at first it looked promising. She made a big ceremony out of putting her hair up in a ponytail and smiling (we all know what that means). Turned out to be more of a rushed and harsh hj, or actually, more of a finger job while simultaneously moving the hand full of tissued in place for the capture. Won't repeat. I've had so, so much better at Bishops in the old days.

Does anyone know where Chloe (skinny little blonde) has gone?

Well I was bored in bpt and stoped by bishops aggain this weekend, there was this white girl 24 5'6"ish blonde hair, see cups. Nice girl we talked for a while, she was really ez to talk to. Well then we whent for a dance, I was surpiced to see that they had built 2 enclosed booths (last time I was there there was like 4 girls waiting to use the only booth they used to have. Kinda small but good enough to take care of buisness. Well she started with the. 6 for a cbj, but I was like its ALLWAYS. 4 she replied that its allways worth a shot. Well she was okay with her skills, lots of tounge action but since it was covered minimal feeling was received, but I'm sure it would have been great bare. Tried to make her deep throat but she had a really hard time and kept using her hands. She offered to upgrade for just an extra $10 but I was in the mood for a BJ so I declined and kept helping her go deeper. All in all cute girl, great conversation, average skills.

Hardy, did you spot the asian girl at Bishops on your return trips? I miss Chloe also.

Took a chance and stopped by BC after a visit to Teddies. To my surprise I saw at least 3 good looking dancers I wanted a lap dance from. Barbie and Sky were 2 of them. I love sky's thick ass and legs. I took another dancer for a dance. I forgot her name but she was the best one there. Blonde, light skinned black. Thck ass and legs with huge racks. Enjoyed the lap dance and would definatelly return again.

[QUOTE=StreetWise]What time of day did you go?[/QUOTE]Sunday night, place was dead but not too dead.

Raid in Bridgeport

[QUOTE=Old School 62]CookyJar,

As far as I'm concerned Debra would be a definite date in my book. As your aware my first and only "Phili mission" was a date with Nicole.

To reiterate, nice kid but my date with her was a nightmare.

OldSchool62

At times, "OldFool"...

Oh, BTW. Hit a strip club in Bridgeport, CT. Two weeks ago; "Pleasant Moments" (Which actually got raided on Friday - glad I was not there! - heres' the police raid article for those curious mongers)...

[url]http://www.connpost.com/localnews/ci_10689527[/url]

Anyway, have always had crappy service in the Bport strip clubs. So, decided to go to Pleasant Moments two weeks ago on a Sunday. Met a beutiful Latina; "Lady".

35 years old, Brazilian, damn near 10 body. Back room for 60, no rush. Overall experience: A++

Doesn't mean I will keep experimenting with the The strip club scene; just got lucky. Hope "Lady" was not one of the girls who got caught up in the raid.[/QUOTE]

So I have been a voyeur in this forum and to the hobby in general for a while now. I actually found this place when I got a crush on a stripper at Gin Dee's and was just looking on the web for advice on picking up a dancer. I guess I was naive, but had no idea what was. Um. "available" at clubs. I still never thought I could actually go through with this kind of thing. Too much Catholic guilt from my upbringing or something. Somehow though a switch in my head must have flipped this week. Maybe it was just waking up next to a huge girl from another state I met over the internet one too many times.

Anyways, Tuesday I went to Teddie's. I seriously began to wonder if everything on this site was pure fiction. It was the most boring peeler bar I have ever been too. At the door the bouncer was so concerned about telling me how many drinks I had to buy, even though I pulled the cover out of a wallet filled with hundreds, I started to think I should ask for receipts in case he audited me on the way out. One girl dancing had an ok rack and was polite but her huge cottage cheese ass did nothing for me. One other cute black girl danced, but apparently my dollar bills didn't look as good as the G's so she was spending more time catering to them. There were a couple other girls that never got on stage, but none of them ever asked me for some private time. I left only dropping about 25 bucks, but left fully unsatisfied.

My plans for last night fell through, so instead of coming home and doing laundry, I went to Bishop's after work. Boy that is some neighborhood, I figured with a name like Bishop's it would be more, ya' know. Church like. I was happy when I got to the bar and they actually had good beer. I figured loooking around it was going to be a choice between Bud light and Rolling Rock like at Teddies, but it turned out they had a better selection of beers than girls. I guess it might me obvious by now, but I am not one for the big girls. Thick and curvy is alright, but big bellies and huge asses don't do it for me. One girl not on stage was working me hard, and had an alright body except for her blotchy face and a big scar on her belly. I started to think I was just being too picky, but nothing was doing it for me at all. One girl was doing the most ridiculous dances that I was trying hard not to laugh, she slithered across the stage like a snake that just ate a hippo then stood on her head waving her legs around like a drowning man waves his arms. I thought her eyes were going to explode from the blood rushing to her head. She flashed me some pink and I went from being amused to being a little disgusted. I don't even want to know what the white lumps hanging out of her ass were.

I was about to call it a night write off the place and maybe even the board when this fantastic creature called Ecstasy made her way from the back. She was exactly the right kind of thick. Curvy without cellulite, milk chocolate skin without any spots that went stale white. A belly that wasn't flat but didn't hang off her like a kangaroo's pouch. A young un-hardened face made up with electric blue eye shadow and a piercing right below her lip. I dropped more singles while she worked the stage then I did on all of the girls there combined. I had to, as she was the first girl up there that anyone other than me and a couple random hispanic dishwasher types paid attention to, and I wanted her paying attention to me. As Bombs Over Baghdad finished up on the jukebox, she gathered up her stuff at the end of the stage, looked at me one last time and didn't make any bones about what she was looking to do.

"When are you going to put your dick in my mouth? " she asked. I was actually a little stunned, I never thought it would be put out so plainly. Figured there would be a dance asked for, some double talk, and pleas for extra dances and such. She started to walk away but I got out of my chair and chased after her as quick as I could without running and tripping and looking a little more like the biggest white dork in the bar.

"Are you following me? " she asked sweetly, and I asked her if I should be. Of course she said yes. I asked her how much and she asked if I did indeed want my dick in her mouth. I may never have said yes to a question so quick in my life. As I got prepared myself to be made to look like a fool paying a ridiculous sum for a BJ she said, "I don't do that for less than forty". Reading here I understood thats pretty much the going rate, and didn't try to haggle. It almost felt like a bargain. She led me to the back area and I sat down. She undressed and knelt in front of me. This being my first time in this situation, I wasn't sure what to do myself, but she undid my pants. I never realized how many buttons and zippers my slacks had when I put them on before work, but each one coming undone in her hands elicited a little excited laugh from me. She put a condom in her mouth and put it on me. I swear if more girls knew how to do that, less guys would have a problem wearing them. She worked on me for about two songs, basically stuck to the business at hand. I wouldn't call it the best one I ever had, the girl I lost my virgininity to many years ago had this amazingly long tongue that I still dream about, but it was right up there. I actually think my nerves got to me a little bit, or maybe I had a beer too many or possibly its just my stamina turning on me, but I didn't finish up, but I enjoyed every second of it. No mention of an upsell or pressure for a tip. I tried to talk to her a little bit when we were done, but she wasn't giving up any more information "'til she knew me better". Would definitely return to her, and try not to down as many Bass before I find her next time.

Yeah, I know I get a bit wordy.

great report. Yes - Ecstasy is one hot looking girl there. And a great attitude, to boot. She uses that "dick in my mouth " line a lot I guess, as I heard it from her, too. Don't overlook Mary if you come back (short, older Hispanic). Very fun-loving. I also like Baby Doll. Great details, but a word of caution. You're probably the only one in there that drinks Bass. If you order that again, your cover may be blown. Keep up the good reports.





[QUOTE=Colt Banana]So I have been a voyeur in this forum and to the hobby in general for a while now. I actually found this place when I got a crush on a stripper at Gin Dee's and was just looking on the web for advice on picking up a dancer. I guess I was naive, but had no idea what was. Um. "available" at clubs. I still never thought I could actually go through with this kind of thing. Too much Catholic guilt from my upbringing or something. Somehow though a switch in my head must have flipped this week. Maybe it was just waking up next to a huge girl from another state I met over the internet one too many times.

Anyways, Tuesday I went to Teddie's. I seriously began to wonder if everything on this site was pure fiction. It was the most boring peeler bar I have ever been too. At the door the bouncer was so concerned about telling me how many drinks I had to buy, even though I pulled the cover out of a wallet filled with hundreds, I started to think I should ask for receipts in case he audited me on the way out. One girl dancing had an ok rack and was polite but her huge cottage cheese ass did nothing for me. One other cute black girl danced, but apparently my dollar bills didn't look as good as the G's so she was spending more time catering to them. There were a couple other girls that never got on stage, but none of them ever asked me for some private time. I left only dropping about 25 bucks, but left fully unsatisfied.

My plans for last night fell through, so instead of coming home and doing laundry, I went to Bishop's after work. Boy that is some neighborhood, I figured with a name like Bishop's it would be more, ya' know. Church like. I was happy when I got to the bar and they actually had good beer. I figured loooking around it was going to be a choice between Bud light and Rolling Rock like at Teddies, but it turned out they had a better selection of beers than girls. I guess it might me obvious by now, but I am not one for the big girls. Thick and curvy is alright, but big bellies and huge asses don't do it for me. One girl not on stage was working me hard, and had an alright body except for her blotchy face and a big scar on her belly. I started to think I was just being too picky, but nothing was doing it for me at all. One girl was doing the most ridiculous dances that I was trying hard not to laugh, she slithered across the stage like a snake that just ate a hippo then stood on her head waving her legs around like a drowning man waves his arms. I thought her eyes were going to explode from the blood rushing to her head. She flashed me some pink and I went from being amused to being a little disgusted. I don't even want to know what the white lumps hanging out of her ass were.

I was about to call it a night write off the place and maybe even the board when this fantastic creature called Ecstasy made her way from the back. She was exactly the right kind of thick. Curvy without cellulite, milk chocolate skin without any spots that went stale white. A belly that wasn't flat but didn't hang off her like a kangaroo's pouch. A young un-hardened face made up with electric blue eye shadow and a piercing right below her lip. I dropped more singles while she worked the stage then I did on all of the girls there combined. I had to, as she was the first girl up there that anyone other than me and a couple random hispanic dishwasher types paid attention to, and I wanted her paying attention to me. As Bombs Over Baghdad finished up on the jukebox, she gathered up her stuff at the end of the stage, looked at me one last time and didn't make any bones about what she was looking to do.

"When are you going to put your dick in my mouth? " she asked. I was actually a little stunned, I never thought it would be put out so plainly. Figured there would be a dance asked for, some double talk, and pleas for extra dances and such. She started to walk away but I got out of my chair and chased after her as quick as I could without running and tripping and looking a little more like the biggest white dork in the bar.

"Are you following me? " she asked sweetly, and I asked her if I should be. Of course she said yes. I asked her how much and she asked if I did indeed want my dick in her mouth. I may never have said yes to a question so quick in my life. As I got prepared myself to be made to look like a fool paying a ridiculous sum for a BJ she said, "I don't do that for less than forty". Reading here I understood thats pretty much the going rate, and didn't try to haggle. It almost felt like a bargain. She led me to the back area and I sat down. She undressed and knelt in front of me. This being my first time in this situation, I wasn't sure what to do myself, but she undid my pants. I never realized how many buttons and zippers my slacks had when I put them on before work, but each one coming undone in her hands elicited a little excited laugh from me. She put a condom in her mouth and put it on me. I swear if more girls knew how to do that, less guys would have a problem wearing them. She worked on me for about two songs, basically stuck to the business at hand. I wouldn't call it the best one I ever had, the girl I lost my virgininity to many years ago had this amazingly long tongue that I still dream about, but it was right up there. I actually think my nerves got to me a little bit, or maybe I had a beer too many or possibly its just my stamina turning on me, but I didn't finish up, but I enjoyed every second of it. No mention of an upsell or pressure for a tip. I tried to talk to her a little bit when we were done, but she wasn't giving up any more information "'til she knew me better". Would definitely return to her, and try not to down as many Bass before I find her next time.

Yeah, I know I get a bit wordy.[/QUOTE]

This Ecstasy chick might have been there when you were there, but not me. I did some recon there yesterday about 3pm and never in my life have I seen such a tired, old bunch of skrags. The chick on the stage was straight up nasty: some fat Latina with bad skin, a horse face, flat-droopy tits, and absolutely no ass. Yuck! Guys, come on, let's have some standards here. I can see getting a hummer from a 6 or a 7, but not a 1 or a 2!

I sat down, bought a drink, took a look around, and was out of there in 5 minutes.

So what days does Ecstasy work?

she works at night




[QUOTE=ConnRimmer]This Ecstasy chick might have been there when you were there, but not me. I did some recon there yesterday about 3pm and never in my life have I seen such a tired, old bunch of skrags. The chick on the stage was straight up nasty: some fat Latina with bad skin, a horse face, flat-droopy tits, and absolutely no ass. Yuck! Guys, come on, let's have some standards here. I can see getting a hummer from a 6 or a 7, but not a 1 or a 2!

I sat down, bought a drink, took a look around, and was out of there in 5 minutes.

So what days does Ecstasy work?[/QUOTE]

Is Pinky still around? She had some nice trunk-junk!