Astroglide, Anal Lubes et. al.
Shark,
Try the German based lubes, like Eros.(black bottle). It is expensive, but well worth it, and a little goes a long way. Its by far the BEST anal lube product I've used., IMHO..and i have tried quite a few over the years. Its sold at alot of the Video XXX shops in the Philly area.
Good Luck!
Deep
Those Germans must really know their anal
[QUOTE=Deep Pleaser]Shark,
Try the German based lubes, like Eros.(black bottle). It is expensive, but well worth it, and a little goes a long way. Its by far the BEST anal lube product I've used., IMHO..and i have tried quite a few over the years. Its sold at alot of the Video XXX shops in the Philly area.
Good Luck!
Deep[/QUOTE]
Thanks Deep. Glad to see those Germans are giving us cars, weapons, sausage, and.....anal lube techology.
-Shark-
Pet Peeve regarding reports that claim "anal"
Okay,
Sometimes I am looking for new trim that does anal, so I go to the usual places on the internet to read reviews, including this site, and in this very forum.
Some things I wish we could all agree on. When a guy checks the "anal" box in a search engine, or writes to this "anal connoisseurs" forum, let's get the definition straight.
First, and most importantly, writing to a forum where the topic is "anal," or checking "anal" in a search engine, has NOTHING to do with talking about, or reporting on, anal sex between two men, whether you are a "top" or a "bottom," I don't care. If you are gay, which I have no problem with, or in to TVs, or whatever, please, go to the gay or TV forums. I am sure there are whole web sites dedicated to your needs. But let me assure you, us st8 guys who enjoy GIVING anal sex to GIRLS ONLY, do not appreciate reading about your experiences with gay sex or sex with TVs, not that there is anything wrong with it, just not our cup of tea. Thank you.
Second, even if we are talking about sex with girls, please do not check "anal" on a search engine, or report in an anal forum, if you are talking about a GIRL using a strap-on on you. Again, in this forum, and the primary intent for search engines that list anal as an option for reporting, we are talking about the GUY giving anal to the GIRL, not strap-on stuff done on the GUY.
Third, and what I see most often wrong in this forum, and seach engine selections, "anal" has NOTHING to do with a prostate exam done to the GUY by a girl, their doctor, or anybody else. I know this is not considered gay activity, and there is equally nothing wrong with guys, str8, gay, or otherwise, getting things going faster by a girl using her finger in the guy's anus, but this is not the place to discuss this. Thank you for that too.
Finally, I don't understand how a forum or review search engine selection entitled "anal" could possibly be confused to refer to getting a rim job from a girl. I have seen it broken down for the GUY giving the girl a rim job, but as for the other way around, I personally am not comfortable with coming to an anal-themed forum or search, and happening upon a story about how the girl gave the guy a rim job. Believe me, I sometimes get a great rim job from a particular provider, but I know enough to realize that this is not the forum to discuss that in.
Sorry for the ranting, but just sick of seeing this stuff when I am searching for a nice young tight FEMALE ass to plow into.
-Shark-
My new Civilian Anal Virgin Is Reluctant To Try
Okay, I finally DTBed (dropped that B_tch) who was my steady GF who only gave me sex once a week, anal maybe once every two weeks. Dropped that like a bad habbit.
Already on to the next "steady" civilian. This one, Chinese, from Tiawan. Only problem is, we just had sex for the first time 2 weeks ago. Upon the 2nd time having sex, after making her orgasm, I moved North direct and got as far as sticking the tip of my penis on the outside of her anus. At that point, I got the "what are you doing!" thing out of those lovely lips. Of course, so as not to complety ruin the moment, I took it away from her anal region, and stuck it in her mounth, at which point, after a few pumps in the mouth, she diligently swallowed! First time in a long time that I got a girl to swallow, although that is one thing we discussed before we had sex, and she had the nerve to ask me whether I preferred that she swallowed or spit. We had a short phsycological discussion on why it is better that she swallow, and why guys like that.
After this session, she proclaimed, "I don't do anal" when we had a breif discussion.
Well, the swallowing thing has been enough to keep me around, and this girl is super fine, the best looking I have ever had, hands down, provider or civilian. She stops traffic on the street, and I even had friends call me up to tell me that the saw me walking down the street with this hot babe in disbelief. We, or I should say, she, gets stared at when we walk together anywhere.
Okay, you get the picture, she is hot, and the best sex I have had in all respects except, you got it, anal denied.
Well, never one to give up, I decided to do the stage-by-stage method toward the anal region. Last night, we were having great conventional sex as usual, she is a 3-pop girl, or as many as you want, she will keep going with you. Well, after the 2nd pop into her (she just got off her time of the month, so we found it okay to cum insider her), I was giving her oral, which she enjoys, unlike my last steady, and while giving her oral while she was in missionary position, I started to give her a short rim-job, to which she responded "baby!," as if to say, again, off limits. Well, of course, I did it two more short times during the oral session on her, and she gave the same reaction.
Today, at lunch, we struck up a short conversation, and I started to introduce my "fetish" speech on her. I started off lightly, and she even volunteered that she knows I have this "thing" about her ass.
Okay, here is the "money shot" as they say. During the conversation, of course she asked if my past women let me do anal, and of course I said, every one, which is true. She asked if any enjoyed it, and I told her about one in particular. The jeolous thing seemes to be working, because at the end of the conversation, I told her that I just like to cum insider her ass, and I would be gentle when the time comes for us to try that.
I told her that just talking about this was making me hot for her at lunch time, and she said, that it was making her horny too.
What do you think, in like Flint at some point for anal? I god damn hope so, this girl is so fine, that somebody walked up to her and wanted to feature her in his catalog as a model for his clothing line.
Wish me luck on this one, this might be more of a challenge that my other married Chinese girl.
-Shark-
Sorry, still no pics of civians.
[QUOTE=The One Jack]Shark
You have to let us see that beautiful ass. And maybe more.[/QUOTE]
A couple of you know me personally. They will be the only ones who meet her in person. I sent a picture of my married civian to my friend Dripper. But posting a civian on an internet site, I will never do without their permission.
-Shark-
Who had the over-under on this one?
[QUOTE=Shark in OC]
Okay, you get the picture, she is hot, and the best sex I have had in all respects except, you got it, anal denied.
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Today, at lunch, we struck up a short conversation, and I started to introduce my "fetish" speech on her. I started off lightly, and she even volunteered that she knows I have this "thing" about her ass.
Okay, here is the "money shot" as they say. During the conversation, of course she asked if my past women let me do anal, and of course I said, every one, which is true. She asked if any enjoyed it, and I told her about one in particular. The jeolous thing seemes to be working, because at the end of the conversation, I told her that I just like to cum insider her ass, and I would be gentle when the time comes for us to try that.
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Wish me luck on this one, this might be more of a challenge that my other married Chinese girl.
-Shark-[/QUOTE]
Well, to all of you who wished me luck, thanks. It worked last night.
Just 4 days after this most sexiest woman I have ever dated tells me that she does not do anal, things changed. First, for the first pop, I took it out of her vigina and stuck the tip of my unit in her ass to give her a cream pie. Afterwords, I told her how wonderful that was, and stuck my finger in her ass to scoop out some of the cum and show it to her. She seemd to dig that in a way.
In the middle of the second pop with her, she said that she wanted to try full-on anal. She is really interested. I told her it might take a few times, and she agreed to really let me f her in the ass, and she was a real trooper. I was at her place, and did not have my lube with me, so we had to try with lotion. Got part way in before we had to stop because of the initial pain of an anal virgin. She proclaimed that she can handle it though, and wanted to try again next time we have sex.
I am in heaven. Let me tell you guys, from experience, always go for what you want.
And this girl here is a keeper for me. Not only is she willing to give me this gift of anal sex, but she is model-good looks, hot and sexy. We were in eating in Dtwn. LA on 8th street yesterday at lunch, and I thought the dudes sitting at the next table were going to get whiplash from turning their heads and staring at her as she walked by on the way the the bathroom. She is that fine of a hot asian chick.
-Shark-
Shark's new Civilian Anal Virgin
Dude congrats on finally breakin in that tight little cherry. I guess you won't be visiting our girl out in Hollywood anymore. BTW check your PM.
Misfit
Amazing how fast this one is coming around
[QUOTE=Misfit]Dude congrats on finally breakin in that tight little cherry. I guess you won't be visiting our girl out in Hollywood anymore. BTW check your PM.
Misfit[/QUOTE]
Thanks Misfit, I would not even have taken the "under" bet on the over/under on this one, and I was shocked when happened so quickly.
Well, it has been a few days since my last post on her, let's call her my HH civilian because she lives in Hacienda Heights. Well, this model-good looks girl from Tiawan and I have been hitting it every night that we can. Last night was the first in 3 nights since we have seen each other because I spent the weekend with my kids. Well, you guessed it, I stopped by Abertson's right off Azuza near the 60 Fwy to pick up a bottle of Astroglide. Sorry that they were fresh out of the German lubes suggested below (I am sure they never had them).
Had to artfully hide the bottle in my pocket, while I brought the $4.99 Sutter-Home Cab. Sev. wine in the bag and the replacement 24-pack of Cola since I drank a lot of hers.
After drinking down half the bottle of wine between us (we are both former heavy-drinkers who are now light-weights), we started making out on the living room couch while watching some really bad shows on TV (I remember the Sphere with Dustom Hoffman being the best thing on that we watched). We retired to her bedroom so that none of the housemates would walk in on us, where we we stripped and went at it as usual.
Of course, after doing her vaginally in several positions (no big O for her this time), I, at one point, suggested that we continue our anal training (not those exact words, but something like it, to which she agreed). She seemed more visably scared than when we first tried. I told her I had the astroglide, and this did not calm her down at all, but most likely made things worse; I guess to seem like this was really going to happen in her mind.
Grabbed the bottle (I had pre-removed the protective seal so as not to break the moment when the time came), and squeezed a healthy portion on my finger. Stuck my finger in her ass, and moved it around so as to lube and condition the sphincter muscle. Man she was extra tight, I guess because she was so scared she was shaking. I did the ass-fingering, the the thumb fingering, and the sh_t was still as tight as ever. Decided to go in anyway. Put a lot of the gell on my unit, lay down spooning her, and tried to insert that way.
I tell you, this girl is a real trooper, because although she was visably in pain from my attempted insertions, she actually was giving advice on getting it in, she told me to push it lower against that part that separates the pussy from the ass (I did not take gross anatomy, so I don't remember the name (it's not peritoneum is it?)). We tried a little longer in this position before I told her to try a new position, and she dutifully jumped up and got into doggy position, where I was able lube her up with my fingers some more, then more on my unit.
Fairly quickly in this position, she again instructed me to change the angle pushing more against that separation of the ass and pussy rather than the other side of the sphincter, when I felt that glorious "pop" sensation that Misfit so eloquently referred to previously in this thread. This was literally a break through. Nevertheless, still the tightest I have ever, ever felt. Even more tight than the married anal virgin first was.
I pushed it in so that the tip of my penis was engolfed in her ass, and she was visiably in pain, and breathing heavy. I tried to push it in further, and she did start to protest a little, so I stopped, and said that this was far enough for now, and made sure to say at the same time that we would try for further in next time (got to keep that sequel open).
Well, we layed down next to each other, and I asked her how it felt. Surprisingly, no admission of pain, she only said that it felt "weird" and that she was not sure if it was something that she would enjoy because it made her want to go pee of all things and she did not want to do that on the bed! I responded that going pee on the bed was a lot less nasty than sex on the bed, and reminded her that people soak injuries in pee, such as sea-urchant injuries and the like. Well, I made sure to stear the conversation immediately to the girls that did enjoy it with me, following up on what got me this far with her.
Well, I still had not cum yet, and we were talking for a while, and she started to rub my dick when she noticed I had not finished (something that she told me bothers her ego). I stuck it in her vigina, and purposefully got her eventually into a position with her flat on her stomach, and me pounder her pussy jack-hammer style. Well, you can guess what I was going to do when I felt ready to pop.
When I felt tha trush was on its way, I quckly pulled out, and stuck the tip into her anus (but not quite as far as before during evening, but enough to make sure that every last drop got into her ass). She seemed to like this, and was smiling after she felt me gush into her cute little tight butt.
This is where I went a little to far. I again, as before, stuck my figer into her ass, and scooped out some of the cum-creampie. I guess I am not totally sure if I did anything like this before (I have to check my previous post), but I stuck my cream-pie coated finger into HER mouth, and she for the moment did this real sexy blowjob move on my finger with her lips and mouth and pretended it tasted good, just like a pornal ass-to-mouth thing.
I told her how much that turned me on, because she believed me when she looked down and saw that I immediately got hard again just from her participating in this porn-star move.
However, when we were talking again about how much I loved anal on her (stoking her ego and reenforcing that's what made sex good with her), she specficially requested that she not have to taste her own ass like that again.
Let me tell you guys, this is fine with me, if she is willing to do everything else with me, and this chick is so good, that she seemed relieved that I agreed to take that part off the menu! Almost to say that she would eve put up with that. Okay needless to say, ass-to-mouth may take a while after I am able to get full-anal with her (BTW, the married Chinese chick does ass-to-mouth, no problem, so I am not giving up on this one even for ass-to-mouth, once she gets more used to the general act of anal sex).
Well, sorry it was so long a report, but I want to relive this myself, as much I hope you guys enjoy read about what I am enjoying in the prime of my sexual life.
-Shark-
