The Woodshed

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2178129]Christ Almighty,

What it appears that we have on this board are two metrosexuals. Have any of you guys seen the ad on TV for the hair-removal device called (no-pro or no-no or something similar)? I don't know what it is called because whenever it comes on, I am in a big hurry to find my remote so I can change the channel. I hate that commercial?

Why do I hate it? Glad you asked. I hate it because in order to sell this product, they have hired an apparent pole smoker to tell us how great the product is because it makes him feel as though he has gotten a fresh "waax" without the pain. If I see or hear that bastard even one more time, I'm going to shoot the damned TV.

For, my friends, what a metrosexual is, is a peter-puffer-the-freaking-wolf in sheep's clothing. So those of you who wish to can shave your junk all you want. In fact, you can shave your dick off for all I care. But for a real man and for a real woman, leave that shit there where the good lord put it.

If you look at the unshaven pussy of a Korean girl (most of whom practice excellent hygiene), you will not see any bumps, bites, chiggers, lice, or any other undesirable critters. Nor will you smell anything objectionable. The key is to bathe and to wash your ****, your asshole, very well whenever you wash the rest of your body. Which for a woman should be at least twice per day. Once in the morrning and once in the evening (before bed). And if you are a working girl, then you wash it before and after each sex act. The reason American girls like to shave their cunts is because they are too freaking lazy to wash that often.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]You my friend can go fuck urself. I am not a metrosexual. Your preference is hairy, ours is not. Simple. Stop being a simple minded fuck and understand that. I'm married to an asian woman. And not all of them like the Bush you probably look at in your porn movies.

It is sad when you have two days of the same BS and have to read through 15 posts to find one review! I thought we came here to avoid the drama and just find happiness in the one thing I thought we all enjoyed. It seems some of us enjoy arguing, drama, and just plain silly $hit to talk about. Move that crap to the woodshed and let's get back to reviews only here. Sorry, I will burn my soapbox now and hope others follow!

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[QUOTE=LexLuther;2178129]So those of you who wish to can shave your junk all you want. In fact, you can shave your dick off for all I care. But for a real man and for a real woman, leave that shit there where the good lord put it.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]I personally prefer a chic that's shaved her hoo-haw & I shave downstairs as well. In fact, men can ADD almost an entire inch or two to your erection as well as have a more fuller & harder "stiffy" when a man shaves the crown jewels downstairs!

[QUOTE=JaxSuper1;2179152]No one shold pay more than that. Just think. She was a SW.[/QUOTE]I have noticed a lot of different Mongers doing the whole "She was a SW" thing in here and I realize, that they, the mongers, are as good at, or maybe even better then the DBs and Pimps at keepin a ***** down.

As many have said before, I am no white knight, here to save all of hooker-dom BUT, if one of these girls takes a step in a different direction there is alway, ALWAYS somebody working hard to remind us NOT to pay extra. It may come off as a friendly word of advise but as I continue to see them I start wondering, is that really it? Or is it, that they WANT is to keep these girls down so they can keep getting the P on the CHEAP!

I dream as big or as small as I want, maybe some of you can't or don't want to do that, but I could never fault anyone, yes, even a SW, for trying to up their game. Trying to rise above some of the current level of SHIT HEEL they have to deal and make it to the next level of BETTER PAYING SHIT HEEL.

Its entertaining to see the different personalities of MONGER that come to the board and to read what they write. There is a lot of insight on this forum if someone just takes the time to read between the lines.

[QUOTE=MudslideSlim;2179840]I have noticed a lot of different Mongers doing the whole "She was a SW" thing in here and I realize, that they, the mongers, are as good at, or maybe even better then the DBs and Pimps at keepin a ***** down.

As many have said before, I am no white knight, here to save all of hooker-dom BUT, if one of these girls takes a step in a different direction there is alway, ALWAYS somebody working hard to remind us NOT to pay extra. It may come off as a friendly word of advise but as I continue to see them I start wondering, is that really it? Or is it, that they WANT is to keep these girls down so they can keep getting the P on the CHEAP!

I dream as big or as small as I want, maybe some of you can't or don't want to do that, but I could never fault anyone, yes, even a SW, for trying to up their game. Trying to rise above some of the current level of SHIT HEEL they have to deal and make it to the next level of BETTER PAYING SHIT HEEL.

Its entertaining to see the different personalities of MONGER that come to the board and to read what they write. There is a lot of insight on this forum if someone just takes the time to read between the lines.[/QUOTE]I think it's more of a matter of illusion. Just like if someone drives a Fiero and slapped a Ferrari conversion body kit on it and tried to sell it for $200,000. Despite what it's trying to be, it's still a Fiero.

I think a lot of fellow mongers can agree, sure there's nothing wrong with upping their game and taking it up a notch. It's actually beneficial for us mongers if that was the case. If they started going above and beyond to provide great service, candles, dim mood lighting, always freshly showered, putting forth more effort to be more like GFE, higher end incall locations etc. But in reality that's not what's happening, they're still doing the same thing as they were doing when they were walking the streets. The only difference is you're finding them online for a much higher premium.

[QUOTE=JaxQt;2179863]I think it's more of a matter of illusion. Just like if someone drives a Fiero and slapped a Ferrari conversion body kit on it and tried to sell it for $200,000. Despite what it's trying to be, it's still a Fiero.

I think a lot of fellow mongers can agree, sure there's nothing wrong with upping their game and taking it up a notch. It's actually beneficial for us mongers if that was the case. If they started going above and beyond to provide great service, candles, dim mood lighting, always freshly showered, putting forth more effort to be more like GFE, higher end incall locations etc. But in reality that's not what's happening, they're still doing the same thing as they were doing when they were walking the streets. The only difference is you're finding them online for a much higher premium.[/QUOTE]That once they go beyond the call of duty to offer unique and great services, they should be rewarded. I'm not saying rewarded in the ridiculous sense but whatever is reasonable. Otherwise, you just have a SWer who post on BP and has a room now. Tell you the truth, it's not uncommon to find a SWer with a room to go to now; they just don't advertise on BP. To me, if the hotel / motel is in a nice and safe location, clean and tidy; SMOKE FREE, and the other things JaxQT mentioned, I'm happy. Even if it's a mid-level motel / hotel, I am good with that. But ya know, it's unlikely that many of them will subscribe to these criteria because when those drugs got you coming and going, these things are meaningless to them! All they want and are focused on is the next fix and don't really care about pleasing their clients beyond the physical. Our definition of what the ambiance should be like is starkly different from their frame of reference!

Was bored today and browsing the ads on BP to see if there's any note worthy talent in town. Stumbled onto Kati's most recent ad which the link is pasted below. She's just a regular ol American girl, but do you guys remember when she was saying she was Russian on her ads like 6 months ago? Apparently now she's Colombian LOL. Either she's trying really hard to drive more business by sounding exotic or she has overdosed on man sauce and caused some brain damage 0_o.

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[QUOTE=JaxQt;2180531]Was bored today and browsing the ads on BP to see if there's any note worthy talent in town. Stumbled onto Kati's most recent ad which the link is pasted below. She's just a regular ol American girl, but do you guys remember when she was saying she was Russian on her ads like 6 months ago? Apparently now she's Colombian LOL. Either she's trying really hard to drive more business by sounding exotic or she has overdosed on man sauce and caused some brain damage 0_o.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexxi-er0tic-vixen-34dd-bikini-m0del-highly-reviewedandreal-new-pix-23/6363791[/URL][/QUOTE]I remember her saying she was Russian and that she'd rather text because her english wasn't that great. I guess she's just trying to up her clientele.

[QUOTE=JaxQt;2180531]Was bored today and browsing the ads on BP to see if there's any note worthy talent in town. Stumbled onto Kati's most recent ad which the link is pasted below. She's just a regular ol American girl, but do you guys remember when she was saying she was Russian on her ads like 6 months ago? Apparently now she's Colombian LOL. Either she's trying really hard to drive more business by sounding exotic or she has overdosed on man sauce and caused some brain damage 0_o.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexxi-er0tic-vixen-34dd-bikini-m0del-highly-reviewedandreal-new-pix-23/6363791[/URL][/QUOTE]She still charging outrageously?

[QUOTE=JaxQt;2180531] ... Apparently now she's Colombian LOL. ...

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexxi-er0tic-vixen-34dd-bikini-m0del-highly-reviewedandreal-new-pix-23/6363791[/URL][/QUOTE]Maybe she's heard you are what you eat and figures it applies to what you snort too?

[QUOTE=Satisfaxxxion;2180656]Maybe she's heard you are what you eat and figures it applies to what you snort too?[/QUOTE]LOL you so read my mind 0_o.

Just got a pm from a troll going by pipelayer4. I think your empty threats are funny. Your probably some dickless little ***** who has nothing better to do than play games. I got a game for ya! I know its not the real pipelayer. PB.