[QUOTE=DaRockRod;4004169]Horny as a Mutha, our sense seem to get cloudy.
Looking for some tail, I seen a blonde with a strapless black prom dress on.
I needed to really drain the sack, and not had an opportunity to cruise over the weekend. Saw her walking on 58th and made eye contact. Did a loop and she walked across street. Jump in and did a LEO check. Head to my spot and she started rambling about what some guys said and I didn't any care about that drama shit!
As I drop a Jackson and Hamilton, well things got worse.
This ***** has Fucking horse teeth, and had to tell her 3 times "watch your teeth". She was "I can't do this all day" "why are you hard". I was like "you can't get me hard, and all it's been is 5 fucking minutes". I pulled her off and told her fuck it! "You got your money. Now get the fuck out of my car!
What a waste of time! Beware of this whack job.
Short dirty blonde hair, and teeth like a horse![/QUOTE]She does have horse-like teeth, but uses them even more like a sabre-toothed tiger! She's out all the time and never in a good mood for very long. I've never had a good time with her and I avoid her like the plague.
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