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Obviously I'm the asshole here.
Getting clean has ruined some of my all time faves: the oldest of old heads will remember Caitlin, she went from high school cheerleader to cheer coach / single mom / stripper with a habit. Soon enough she dropped everything but the pole and the rock. By time I met her she was hosting at her mother's house during day and bouncing hotels at night. She was one of the sexiest, funny and fun girls I have ever been with and REQUESTED msog from any date. She wanted every drop of cum before you got out the door and would do ANYTHING to get it. The before and after photos are BRUTAL.
My asshole reflex is undefeated
I was in NN for work and was able to connect w a local I last saw 4 years ago. When I got to her place it was clear she didn't remember me but that was no surprise, I'm 4 years older and 30 lbs lighter than last time. When Johnson came out she quipped "there he is! I never forget a good dick!" and moved in to get started. Unfortunately in an effort that proves I'm more clever than smart, I said (out loud mind you) "that's wild! That's got to be 2 or 3 dicks a day right?" It probably comes as no surprise that telling the hooker who's about to suck you off that you think she must have sucked hundreds or thousands of dicks since yours the last time really isn't the best icebreaker. She did the work but I didn't get the" come on back soon" vibes and the breeze must caught her door because it slammed pretty hard as I headed out.