Massage Parlor Reports

Made the rounds tonight with cash in my pocket, a bottle of Astroglide and half a blue pill. Started with beers at Cache, where I talked with Mary. Bought her one .20 drink and asked if she would go to the private room. She said, “no sex” only HJ. I wanted FS. As I mentioned in a previous post I really like Mary. Poor conversationalist, but good HJ technique. That’s all she’ll do with me.

Went with several friends to VIP, Palm Tree, Sakura. It was early (8PM) and not the full line up. The Koreans look so damn uninterested and salty. Having hobbied in the Bay Area, the AMP scene there is far superior. The girls all out on the couch, you can look, they smile at you in SFO. The girls in Honolulu project a bad attitude.

Toured the places at Ward Ave above Hibiscus. Not impressed.

Checked out Rose Marri, 2nd floor next building Makai of Hibiscus, Pink, Golden Girl etc. Had heard they had Thai ladies.

The mama at Rose Mari (Kim, Korean) had a good attitude and was friendly. Let us look.

My friend went with a tall beautiful Korean with big implants. He went in about 30 min before me (I toured the other places after he selected.) So I ran into him coming out of the post session shower. He must have had fun because when I left they informed me was going for another hour. He was there a long time.

I selected Amy, who is Thai. A bubbly perky personality. Pretty cute, short, cuddly. Implants. Flower tattoo on her belly, which has produced a baby. Good attitude. She cuddled up and spooned with me and lubed up junior and got HJ going with her back to me, her arm behind her back, sliding it in her hand and up and down the crack of her cute little ass. Almost finished right there. Should have.

Turned over, put on the cover, went to Mish. Wasn’t happening for me. Took off the glove and finished with HJ. Made her work, but had spectacular HE. She has a good attitude.
On the way to the cleanup shower met another Thai girl named Pat. Taller, great ass, cute, playful personality.

I will go see Pat next time. The ladies are not goddesses, but the good attitude of mamasan and the girls was a plus. All were very playful on the way out of the room to the post session shower, lifting the towel, all looking, joking.

Dropped $$ total. Expensive, but we’re in Honolulu not Pattaya. I won't spend this kind of cash for older providers very often, but I'll go see Pat.

The mama has one of those nervous little yappy dogs with a dog sweater running around the place. On the way out I was talking with the girls and the dog found a stuffed animal dog and started humping the shit out of it. Hilarious. Must be something in the air at that place. That yappy little dog was really horny.

As I write this my friend may STILL be in there with the tall pretty Korean. I'll have to get her name and a report from him.

Don Ho

[QUOTE=Jellys]I use TER (The Erotic Review) when in the mainland/Vegas, it was a big help when mongering in unfamiliar territory.[/QUOTE]

I've checked out TER and Redbook also for reviews but I found that the majority of people who post about the providers on those forums are more liberal in what they consider good looking faces and bodies. Forums such as this also seem to give me a better insight overall into the local scene IMHO.

[QUOTE=Jiro9673] Oh yeah, on the way out, there was this nice looking one with highlighted hair. She had a very sexy look and seemed to have some nice large C/D sized real boobs. DAMN. New Miki knew I was looking at her so she said that's my friend and that she was also new. I asked what her name was and she said something like "Tan" or something like that. Don't know. Maybe she said "No". Not sure. Anyway, next time I may look for her but if any of you brothers know who she is, please post a reply or give me a PM.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I think that girl was Jo-ann I recently had an awesome session with her. Not really GFE IMO more like slam, bam, thank you, ma'am experience but that is what I wanted that day. The girl is SMOKIN' HOT! Its like banging a korean supermodel. She gives and adequate TS, pays attention to the boys and Jr but nothing to write home about.

In the room its light teasing on your back and CBJ on the flip. She like most younger providers didn't want to ride and went mish to Doggy where the phreek popped like peter north cause its been a while since I banged a korean supermodel. I just thank the lord that I remembered all those baseball stats so that I could last as long as I did. Had the hot towel treatment after the deed, that towel was fricken HOT!

Felt kinda rushed after the towel, had about 20 more minutes til the end of the hour and did not get the customary "real" massage after we were done. She just kinda looked at the door and I got the hint.

Overall

L10/S6(kinda rushed)/A7

Would repeat only cause she looks smokin hot and she reminds me of an old crush I had a long time ago, as always YMMV as I know that some mongers go for that GFE type thing.

Walk into Sakura Rykroft a couple of days ago, and saw a pretty decent line up. As mentioned previously, the girls huddled to the bench. Not impressive recently about 4 girls, selected a spinner named Honey.

Attractive local filipino girl, about 4'11" 100 lbs straight shoulder length hair, with very nicely shaped ass. B cup implants with very long nips. Tried to make small talk: where are you from? how long have you been here? Must have been a very bad day for her, responds with sarcasm and did not share any information. Okay, its my first time meeting her and being a local girl, maybe she is afraid of knowing people whatever.

Then she tells me that she just walked into work, so didn't have any make up, and basically stripped into her bra and panty on the counch when I rang the bell. "Lay down, relax" she tells me in a very direct impatient manner.

Pulls of the towel and struggles to put the condom on my limp member. Terrible CBJ! I attempt to foreplay, and then she stops. These are the rules! "no touching the pussy, no stucking my nipples, no kissing!" Stunned, i look at her and say, "okay well start sucking my dick"

She is a very small girl, small hands, and apparently small mouth. Now begins to complain that her jaw hurts from opening her so wide. I want to tell her to file a work injury after the deed.

Honey stops and tried to pull me onto her, but I requested 5 minutes more of cock sucking.

Finally, she pulls me onto her and becomes a little nicer as realizes that she is at my mercy. I tell her that I will go slowly, making sure that she could handle the upcoming pounding. After the bad attitude, rules, rules, and overall lack of courtesy, I start to treat her the way that she wants. No GFE strictly pound the hell out of the pussy. Fine with me.

She is very small with the tightest hole that I have encountered yet. I pound her slowly in missionary, but simply could not get more than half my cock into her. Spread her legs wide open and put her legs on my shoulders and give her the "jack-hammer" pounding. All the while screaming and whincing in pain. I stop and ask her to switch to CG or K9, and her eyes open wide and say "Are you crazy? that would be worse!" Okay, go right back to the jack hammer, switching periodically to a circle pump to loosen up the pussy, then back to jack hammer. Noticed that I got more of the cock into her with this technique and she seemed be getting more naturally lubricated. It must have sounded like someone was getting killed to people next door.
We switched sides of the bed, to prevent her head from banging into the wall and continued the jack-hammer until completion.
Pulled out and dropped to the bed, dead tired and covered in sweat.

She gets off the bed, looking dis-oriented, humbled, and hurt. Starts wiping the juices off her pussy and remarks in a humbled tone. "that's all I need for my first customer. "Come into work and have someone break my pussy like that." I almost told her to respect her elders.

After the deed, she was much nicer, offered table massage and made small talk. She asked me who I was with before. Claimed that she has been there for over 3 years and being a local girl, she has seen people that she knows at MP.

would not repeat.

house fee .4
$.4

L/A/S Body
7/1/2 7 Pretty girl, nice body, bad personality and bad attitude.

[QUOTE=Mavrick

Attractive local filipino girl, about 4'11" 100 lbs straight shoulder length hair, with very nicely shaped ass. B cup implants with very long nips. Tried to make small talk: where are you from? how long have you been here? Must have been a very bad day for her, responds with sarcasm and did not share any information. Okay, its my first time meeting her and being a local girl, maybe she is afraid of knowing people whatever


Yeah had the same experience with her too awhile back. I saw her recently and saw she had new bolt ons and looked real good and juicy but then I remembered her shitty attitude and service so I denied and walked out. BJ was shitty with the "Baby, my jaw getting all sore" and shit. She is damm hot but not worth the kala for me. Gotta stick to the asians. Good job on da ground and pound!

[QUOTE=Mavrick7]Walk into Sakura Rykroft a couple of days ago, and saw a pretty decent line up. As mentioned previously, the girls huddled to the bench. Not impressive recently about 4 girls, selected a spinner named Honey.

Attractive local Filipino girl, about 4'11" 100 lbs straight shoulder length hair, with very nicely shaped ass. B cup implants with very long nips. Tried to make small talk: where are you from? How long have you been here? Must have been a very bad day for her, responds with sarcasm and did not share any information. Okay, its my first time meeting her and being a local girl, maybe she is afraid of knowing people whatever.

Then she tells me that she just walked into work, so didn't have any make up, and basically stripped into her bra and panty on the counch when I rang the bell. "Lay down, relax" she tells me in a very direct impatient manner.

Pulls of the towel and struggles to put the condom on my limp member. Terrible CBJ! I attempt to foreplay, and then she stops. These are the rules! "no touching the pussy, no stucking my nipples, no kissing! " Stunned, I look at her and say, "okay well start sucking my dick"

She is a very small girl, small hands, and apparently small mouth. Now begins to complain that her jaw hurts from opening her so wide. I want to tell her to file a work injury after the deed.

Honey stops and tried to pull me onto her, but I requested 5 minutes more of cock sucking.

Finally, she pulls me onto her and becomes a little nicer as realizes that she is at my mercy. I tell her that I will go slowly, making sure that she could handle the upcoming pounding. After the bad attitude, rules, rules, and overall lack of courtesy, I start to treat her the way that she wants. No GFE strictly pound the hell out of the pussy. Fine with me.

She is very small with the tightest hole that I have encountered yet. I pound her slowly in missionary, but simply could not get more than half my cock into her. Spread her legs wide open and put her legs on my shoulders and give her the "jack-hammer" pounding. All the while screaming and whincing in pain. I stop and ask her to switch to CG or K9, and her eyes open wide and say "Are you crazy? That would be worse! " Okay, go right back to the jack hammer, switching periodically to a circle pump to loosen up the pussy, then back to jack hammer. Noticed that I got more of the cock into her with this technique and she seemed be getting more naturally lubricated. It must have sounded like someone was getting killed to people next door.

We switched sides of the bed, to prevent her head from banging into the wall and continued the jack-hammer until completion.

Pulled out and dropped to the bed, dead tired and covered in sweat.

She gets off the bed, looking dis-oriented, humbled, and hurt. Starts wiping the juices off her pussy and remarks in a humbled tone. "that's all I need for my first customer. "Come into work and have someone break my pussy like that. " I almost told her to respect her elders.

After the deed, she was much nicer, offered table massage and made small talk. She asked me who I was with before. Claimed that she has been there for over 3 years and being a local girl, she has seen people that she knows at MP.

Would not repeat.

House fee. 4

$. 4

L/A/S Body

7/1/2 7 Pretty girl, nice body, bad personality and bad attitude.[/QUOTE]WTF is up with these chicks! Sounds like Momo from V. I. P. A couple of years ago. If they are not willing to please then they should get the fuck out of this business and do something else! I don't like wasting my hard earned money on chicks like them. I'll know who to avoid next time I go. Keep up with the chicks and places to avoid.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Phreekstyle]I think that girl was Jo-ann I recently had an awesome session with her. Not really GFE IMO more like slam, bam, thank you, ma'am experience but that is what I wanted that day. The girl is SMOKIN' HOT! Its like banging a korean supermodel. She gives and adequate TS, pays attention to the boys and Jr but nothing to write home about.

In the room its light teasing on your back and CBJ on the flip. She like most younger providers didn't want to ride and went mish to Doggy where the phreek popped like peter north cause its been a while since I banged a korean supermodel. I just thank the lord that I remembered all those baseball stats so that I could last as long as I did. Had the hot towel treatment after the deed, that towel was fricken HOT!

Felt kinda rushed after the towel, had about 20 more minutes til the end of the hour and did not get the customary "real" massage after we were done. She just kinda looked at the door and I got the hint.

Overall

L10/S6(kinda rushed)/A7

Would repeat only cause she looks smokin hot and she reminds me of an old crush I had a long time ago, as always YMMV as I know that some mongers go for that GFE type thing.[/QUOTE]

I thnk u meant Sakura Rycroft.
DM

[QUOTE=Da Mastabada]I thnk u meant Sakura Rycroft.

DM[/QUOTE]Sorry, my bad I do mean Sakura Rycroft. I got all worked up thinking about her that I forgot where it was that I had her.

There is an ad in the Penny Saver for "Luxury Relaxation", 1287 South King Street, #201. I think it's in the same building as Choi's Family Restaurant and Debbie's Place (Bar). Telephone #589-2925.

Anyone know if Ivy really did come back?

[QUOTE=Spyda]Ivy should be back May 20[/QUOTE]

Boo, just called, still not back.

[QUOTE=Shampoo City]Anyone know if Ivy really did come back?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stangman808]There is an ad in the Penny Saver for "Luxury Relaxation", 1287 South King Street, #201. I think it's in the same building as Choi's Family Restaurant and Debbie's Place (Bar). Telephone #589-2925.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the location of Top Floor.

Had an opportunity to hang out with monica. She is very sexy for a milf. started with the le check, light massage, bbbj, cg, rcg, mish and finished with bbbjcim. One thing did kind of throw me though as I was sucking on her bolt on's kind of taste like rubber?? Anyway, we talkn story and she tells me how slow bussiness has been lately and that I should tell whom ever to come and see her because she did not want to go work in the strip club??I will repeat because she was extremely sweet.

L9A10S10
.5 house
$.60 tip

[QUOTE=Big Dickcheney]Had an opportunity to hang out with monica. She is very sexy for a milf. started with the le check, light massage, bbbj, cg, rcg, mish and finished with bbbjcim. One thing did kind of throw me though as I was sucking on her bolt on's kind of taste like rubber?? Anyway, we talkn story and she tells me how slow bussiness has been lately and that I should tell whom ever to come and see her because she did not want to go work in the strip club??I will repeat because she was extremely sweet.

L9A10S10
.5 house
$.60 tip[/QUOTE]That would be a bad career move.

Strip clubs are even deader than the amps at times.

[QUOTE=Big Jimm]Sounds like the location of Top Floor.[/QUOTE]

It's not Top Floor. Top Floor's address is 1275 South King Street. Luxury Relaxation's ad shows an address of 1287 South King Street.