Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=FloppyMcStiffy;4231614]New place. Noticed it on my way home Friday, stopped by today to check it out. It's in the plaza across from the Home Depot / Walmart plaza on M59.70 hr /40 for the service.

The good. The massage was actually really good. Very good pressure. Plenty of teasing throughout and a decent finish. No coaching or requesting to be made happy.

The bad. My car said it was 37 degrees when I parked. I think it was 36 degrees inside. My masseuse had her winter coat on when I walked in, I thought maybe she had just got there, turns out it was just fucking freezing in there. The oil. So much oil. When working on my hamstrings, she was starting at my knee and going all the way up to my asshole, with long deep strokes. I was worried that her arm might slide up on accident and she would and up fisting me. The guy in the lobby. Some random asian dude was sitting in the lobby when I walked in. Not sure if it was husband / boyfriend / pimp / trafficker, but I could have done without him being there. Didn't see him when I left. The cops. Whitle lake PD are assholes. Mostly for tickets. I drive through there everyday, couldn't tell you how much money I've donated in speeding tickets. There was one cop across the street and one cop in the parking lot next door when I pulled in. The cop across the street was there when I left, the other car moved about a mile down the street. The lady. Nothing too write home about. I would guess 40's. She had on baggy clothes, so it was hard to asses what was going on underneath.[/QUOTE]That guy is the "owner" they just opened up however the day I went he was there and it was below freezing and it was colder than a snowmans dick in there so I walked out because of that (especially if she offered a table shower) and because he was sitting in that corner so I walked out.

Sounds like they still haven't contacted consumers energy huh? How was the HE dream on a scale from 1-10?

[QUOTE=Aman200;4231658]No chance in hell. She's a space cadet. Nice lady but isn't all there. You can get away with quite a bit with her but she will talk about her son and vacations the entire time. I think if you plowed her in the ass she would talk about her trip to Greece the whole time LOL.[/QUOTE]I literally laughed so hard that folks in the restaurant were looking at me. Unless you've had her you really can't appreciate the accuracy of this post.

To those that got FS from her message me, how did you go about getting it? Because the only time she was quite was during the BBBJ and prostate massage. With FS there's nothing in her mouth so I'm afraid of her talking about her dam son while I'm trying to get off.

[QUOTE=MidMichGeezer;4231381]If you suspect a camera is spying on you for whatever reason it is usually easy to prove. Most (not all) cameras have infrared led's in them so they can see in the dark. Take your phone, activate the camera function and use it to look around the room. If there are any infrared led's they will show up on the screen as a bright light. As an example take your phone in camera mode and look at your tv remote and change channels, it should show a light on your screen although you cannot see it with the naked eye.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the tip, I will try this in many different situations. I, for one, do not want to be on any video recording.

[QUOTE=HouseOfCards;4230895]Long time, first time.

I've been a regular at Vital for about a year and a half. I was there earlier today for an appt in room 2 and got the usual service. Didn't seem like anything was amiss until I was getting dressed and noticed something glinting in the vented ceiling tile above the massage table. I always leave my phone in the car, so I didn't have any light to shine on it to be certain, but I could definitely see red wires leading to whatever it is. Anyway, if anyone else wants to verify, rock on. I'm going to steer clear for six months or so, just to make sure it's not LE on the other end of the wires.

I've been meaning to return to Traditional in Wixom, so there's that. Also, based on #13082, seems like Comfoot is loosening up a bit, so I'll l have to give that a try.[/QUOTE]You may want to think it twice about Comfoot unless you want give it a try and leave disappointed. Just went there.

Ok massage and that's all. Zero extras, nada. Not even a hint.

Will never go back.

[QUOTE=RWhite;4231666]That guy is the "owner" they just opened up however the day I went he was there and it was below freezing and it was colder than a snowmans dick in there so I walked out because of that (especially if she offered a table shower) and because he was sitting in that corner so I walked out.

Sounds like they still haven't contacted consumers energy huh? How was the HE dream on a scale from 1-10?[/QUOTE]Maybe 5-6. She didn't jack hammer like most do. She did give plenty of attention to the boysand taint. It might have been better if I wearn't freezing. I just wanted it to be over.

[QUOTE=RWhite;4231669]I literally laughed so hard that folks in the restaurant were looking at me. Unless you've had her you really can't appreciate the accuracy of this post.

To those that got FS from her message me, how did you go about getting it? Because the only time she was quite was during the BBBJ and prostate massage. With FS there's nothing in her mouth so I'm afraid of her talking about her dam son while I'm trying to get off.[/QUOTE]I inquired about FS by just asking what the options were for the end, and it was available, but after listening to her yammer on incessantly for an hour while barely massaging me, I made the executive decision to go for the BBBJ just to shut her up. In the leadup to the end, she was teasing and fondling me, but would stop every minute or so to use her hands to gesture about whatever nonsense she was talking about. She was even tracing stuff out on my back or chest as she talked! I seriously got hard and went soft again thanks to her talking at least 3 times. If you're desperate and in need of a cheap BBBJ, go for it, but man. I won't repeat.

[QUOTE=MidMichGeezer;4231381]If you suspect a camera is spying on you for whatever reason it is usually easy to prove. Most (not all) cameras have infrared led's in them so they can see in the dark. Take your phone, activate the camera function and use it to look around the room. If there are any infrared led's they will show up on the screen as a bright light. As an example take your phone in camera mode and look at your tv remote and change channels, it should show a light on your screen although you cannot see it with the naked eye.[/QUOTE]This is perfect Thanks Gee.

[QUOTE=CarlossPicYw;4231960]I inquired about FS by just asking what the options were for the end, and it was available, but after listening to her yammer on incessantly for an hour while barely massaging me, I made the executive decision to go for the BBBJ just to shut her up. In the leadup to the end, she was teasing and fondling me, but would stop every minute or so to use her hands to gesture about whatever nonsense she was talking about. She was even tracing stuff out on my back or chest as she talked! I seriously got hard and went soft again thanks to her talking at least 3 times. If you're desperate and in need of a cheap BBBJ, go for it, but man. I won't repeat.[/QUOTE]I don't mind her small talk at all.

And now I know FS and maybe even a prostate massage is on the table I might have to repeat. LOL.

Really just wish the massage was a bit better.

[QUOTE=TLong;4229926]

Saigon. Went twice before the le issue popped. Read the reviews of Jen so I tried her. That's when I realized I really liked the massage part of this stuff. Maybe I just haven't gotten many massages but that felt good. Again. Went CBJ. It was ok. I'd go back for the massage. I wasn't interested in FS with her. CBJ was blah. A week or so later I tried Tiffany. Hot body. Pretty good massage as well. Asked about FS and she said no. Wasn't about to pay that much for the body slide. Went with the CBJ. It was pretty good and got the job done, but was just not as good as the ex's BBBJ LOL.

[/QUOTE]Can I get your ex's digits!

LOL.

[QUOTE=FlipFan;4232672]Can I get your ex's digits!

LOL.[/QUOTE]To ask me that question! LOL. She moved on to someone else. What a let down.

So who in your honest opinion does give the best massage for the money? Any added extras would just be an additional benefit. I like them hard with strong hands.

[QUOTE=Bzerkley;4233022]So who in your honest opinion does give the best massage for the money? Any added extras would just be an additional benefit. I like them hard with strong hands.[/QUOTE]Wendy at Monroe St Dearborn used to give great massage; not sure if she is around these days though.

[QUOTE=Bzerkley;4233022]So who in your honest opinion does give the best massage for the money? Any added extras would just be an additional benefit. I like them hard with strong hands.[/QUOTE]Joy at Bella Touch is awesome.

Looking for intel on this one.

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[QUOTE=HerpNDerp;4229197]Hello, anyone been there lately? Is it best to call ahead if I'm a repeat visitor? Has the heat died downwt all? PM me if you prefer.[/QUOTE]It is best to call ahead. Tiffany is playing it safe. She's no dummy. She's a bright star for this area. I know some people complain about her rates but I don't get it. How many AMPs do what she does for significantly less? How many have world class smokin' hot bodies like her? And what's best is NO DRAMA. No bullshit. You get none of that from her. Maybe that's what some guys want. Personally I'm done with that "you're my favorite I don't do this with anybody else" bullshit. I'm not Tiffany's favorite. That's OK with me.