Massage Parlor Reports

Ok just a warning to all you mongers, stay away from Hulas. I've been there twice recently and had bad service from Kiki(hapa) and a local girl whom I can't remember her name. Both were chubby and allowed limited play, the kicker is both had the nerve to ask for a tip after the deed, oh and both wanted the money before the service. The service is rushed and very lacking in quality. This is a place with more local girls but it holds true that local/American girls though my preference, gives the worst service. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.

Anyone been to RM lately?

I'm wondering if they have any hot new Thai girls.

Max

[QUOTE=Devorzon]I can't recall getting a an excellent bbbj from a korean. Don't know, maybe it's just me. Don't want to sound like an asshole, since I have a terrible personality and am very unnattractive, [/QUOTE]

Its just you.

All my best BBBJs have been from Koreans. Yong, Sarah (PT), Bonnie...

[QUOTE=Big Dickcheney]Both Ducky and Duce are good in my book, these veterans have put in time too provide information that i have found to be very useful. I could careless if they are one in the same they have contributed a lot to the board! who cares about typos, I want to know about info so that I can get the most bang for my buck!![/QUOTE]Big Dick, You're right, right, right, so what if duce get two or three handle, I get good infor from him also when he PM me.

I type and miss spell all the time with out a secretary for these reports, as long as the infor get to my fellow mongos.

Duce my friend no waste your time with the guys.

Thanks for all the infor. it real help me with my selections

Your feed back on skye got me so horny, I went and see her two times before she went on vacation, duce i talk to her yesterday and she's doing good, and to say Hi to you.

The L man

Went to Sakura the other night with no one in particular in mind. Walked in and nobody sitting on the couch. Very strange. MS took me to the room and I asked her if any girls were working and asked for a younger girl. She said she had a new girl and said her name was Miki. I remember a Miki from Sakura a few months back (see my prior report). I thought it would be her, but instead in walked a different girl.

I asked her and she said her name was Miki. I mentioned the other one and she seemed to be aware of one working there with the same name. This Miki is about the same height (5'-2" or 5'-3"). Like the former Miki, this one is Korean with an accent. Age wise, this one is probably a little older (late 20's). I thought she was cute. A lot more tanned than the other Miki and on the thinner side. With clothes on, I thought her boobs were going to be smallish, but I liked her tight body. Butt was small, but tight, but I did like the old Miki's bod. When she eventually took off her top, I realized she had fake ones, and on the harder side. Wasn't a great job IMHO. Overall I like the old Miki's body better. Like them with a little more meat and definitely like the real boobs over the fake ones.

Anyway, started off with a decent TS. She had nice personality. Said she was here for only three weeks. She looked a little familiar, but she insisted that she only worked there for three weeks. Back to the room. Wiped me down nicely. She gave a pretty long massage followed by some "old school" light finger touching which you don't seem to get anymore. Great! She followed it with some back walking and then some body to body rubbing which is where I first realized her hard tits.

Then we proceeded. She didn't seem to offer up the tits. She used techniques that I was familiar with to keep them away, but then I eventually got my way and she let me at them. She had nice pencil eraser type nips but there were the type that seemed disjointed from the rest of the boobs. Something that I noticed in some providers with fake boobs. Very very hard tits. We then went into some positions that I've never done. Did some standing and some sitting on the bed stuff that she seemed to really enjoy. Very enthusiastic and noisy. Somewhat freaky. I think she was trying to offer up DATY at some point, but I'm not into that so I changed up positions. Anyway, could do whatever positions that I wanted. However at some point she seemed to start rushing it and started asking me to cum and kinda' started holding me so that I wouldn't change position (you experienced brothers know what I mean). Still, she was quite vocal which I liked. Overall one of the most wildest sex I've had in ages. But her rushing techniques brought it down.

Overall I'd rate her L/A/S = 8/7/9 (when not rushed), 5 (when rushed). Standard damage. Did not ask for anything up front. Will probably not repeat because no matter how wild it got, the rushing at the end was a turn off. Also, I'd rather have a provider with smaller, but real boobs than one that had a bad boob job. Although she may not be for me, other brothers may still enjoy as she is freaky.

If anyone knows if the other Miki is still working somewhere please post the info or PM me. Oh yeah, on the way out, there was this nice looking one with highlighted hair. She had a very sexy look and seemed to have some nice large C/D sized real boobs. DAMN. New Miki knew I was looking at her so she said that's my friend and that she was also new. I asked what her name was and she said something like "Tan" or something like that. Don't know. Maybe she said "No". Not sure. Anyway, next time I may look for her but if any of you brothers know who she is, please post a reply or give me a PM.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Lkjhgf]Big Dick, You're right, right, right, so what if duce get two or three handle, I get good infor from him also when he PM me.

I type and miss spell all the time with out a secretary for these reports, as long as the infor get to my fellow mongos.

Duce my friend no waste your time with the guys.

Thanks for all the infor. it real help me with my selections

Your feed back on skye got me so horny, I went and see her two times before she went on vacation, duce i talk to her yesterday and she's doing good, and to say Hi to you.

The L man[/QUOTE]

Not that anyone cares, but for the record I am not Ducky. The duck man stirs up the board with spelling and posting errors.

I have a hard time just maintaining credability for Duce and believe me I try very hard. If your don't believe me look at my post history. Your post history tells it all. Before I respond to anyone I check their post history to see their contribution to the board. My response will be determined by their post history. But generally, I respond with respect to everyone and try to provide accurate information.

Enough said on this, back to mongering and providing quality reports.

Remember a quality report will have basic information on the provider. Approximate height and weight, body type (slim, average or chubby) brest type (bolt on or natural), description of service provided, rating, and cost.
Most reports don't have even the basic information.

Duce

[QUOTE=Dan1388]Ok just a warning to all you mongers, stay away from Hulas. I've been there twice recently and had bad service from Kiki(hapa) and a local girl whom I can't remember her name. Both were chubby and allowed limited play, the kicker is both had the nerve to ask for a tip after the deed, oh and both wanted the money before the service. The service is rushed and very lacking in quality. This is a place with more local girls but it holds true that local/American girls though my preference, gives the worst service. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.[/QUOTE]

Maybe a case of YMMV. Ive gone a couple of times in the last couple of months and had Keke (Korean/Haole) and a local girl and both times service was pretty good, good enough to repeat. Why was the service so shitty for you?

[QUOTE=Bobby Gunn]Maybe a case of YMMV. I've gone a couple of times in the last couple of months and had Keke (Korean/Haole) and a local girl and both times service was pretty good, good enough to repeat. Why was the service so shitty for you?[/QUOTE]YMMV is correct. 10 guys can see the same gal and 5 will be happy and the other 5 will have wasted their money. It's always a hit or miss. If the gal does not feel she clicks with you. She won't do her best. We all have to remember. Their job is ONLY ONE thing. To seperate YOU from as much of your money as possible!

For me, I never pay up front. Been disappointed many a time. If they want money up front, I leave. Always.

I never have stiffed them either. But, when they are doing their thing and I up being a disappointment during the service. I get up, put my clothes on, pay for the massage and a few extra bucks for the bad, not happy ending and I tell them that I am not happy with their technique so no reason to finish but here's a few bucks anyway, not what you were expecting and I certainly was not expecting the lack of skills.

This site helps many mongers find the right providers!

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa]All my best BBBJs have been from Koreans. Yong, Sarah (PT), Bonnie...[/QUOTE]
If you're talking about Yong from Narita, I gotta agree with you!

[QUOTE=Aznhamma]Saw jinjoo(not sure if the same as ichiban) 30 something 5'4 110 pounds big c's or d's started with a shower body to body then off to the room CBJ cc rcc doggie mish. All covered but after I blew my load I found that the condom broke and I shot all inside her. She told me it was ok and then went to go clean us up in the shower. A8L8S8. 5 house and 1. 5 to her will repeat.[/QUOTE]Sounds like same Jinjoo,she has always provided me with great service,i should stop this week!

[QUOTE=Tadhook]If you're talking about Yong from Narita, I gotta agree with you![/QUOTE]
Yup, I sure am! Second best BJ in my life.

The best was this Korean chick Michelle at Nikki Spa in SF. She started with a hot tea rim job, then moves to a hot tea BBBJCIM. She made me cum buckets like Peter North!

Another stellar one I forgot to mention was Mama Jasmine at Tokyo/Angel Relaxation.

I've had the hot tea rimming treatment followed up with an awesome BJ many a times at Nikki's from michelle, monika and tammy. i consider those girls the best blow jobbers in the business.

Yohimbebrother

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa]Yup, I sure am! Second best BJ in my life.

The best was this Korean chick Michelle at Nikki Spa in SF. She started with a hot tea rim job, then moves to a hot tea BBBJCIM. She made me cum buckets like Peter North!

Another stellar one I forgot to mention was Mama Jasmine at Tokyo/Angel Relaxation.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa]Yup, I sure am! Second best BJ in my life.

The best was this Korean chick Michelle at Nikki Spa in SF. She started with a hot tea rim job, then moves to a hot tea BBBJCIM. She made me cum buckets like Peter North![/QUOTE]For us Bay Area residents, I have to tell you HI guys that Nikki's is a real institution. While I do not go to AMPs any more(I an a fan of AAMPs), Nikki's was, at least a few years ago, the place to go to get BB everything. The reports suggest that it hasn't changed much. But the RAs are mostly Vietnamese, I think, not Korean. When were you there, HL?

D.

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa]Yup, I sure am! Second best BJ in my life.

The best was this Korean chick Michelle at Nikki Spa in SF. She started with a hot tea rim job, then moves to a hot tea BBBJCIM. She made me cum buckets like Peter North![/QUOTE]I just did a search on Redbook, the SF area site, and Nikki's Michelle has 10(!) years worth of reviews, many praising her Hot Tea BBBJs. She is listed as Vietnamese. I am pretty sure Nikki's is a 100% Viet AMP. Tina is my favorite there.

D.