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[QUOTE=JmSuttr;4343867]While TER wasn't immune to fake, stale, and self reviews, for some reason it wasn't a huge issue. I'm sure there are lots of possible theories as to why that was, but my own take is that the sheer number of reviews made it easier to pick out the bogus ones. And it also helped that the review screeners were relatively thorough.

But that's all gone now and the New Normal is a mishmash of crap advertising and "review" sites where the integrity of the information isn't a priority. EroticMonkey is a hot mess and I've seen numerous reviews for providers who are long gone, as well as reviews for providers (that I've personally seen) with information that is absolutely bogus and misleading.

IMHO, the review for Kay is either a true account of a long ago session, posted so the monger could get free VIP access, or else it's a copycat account by someone who never saw Kay but just wanted to post any kind of review to get the same VIP access..[/QUOTE]Kay is gone. Current reviews are fake. This is confirmed with one of her friends. Let it go.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;4343867]While TER wasn't immune to fake, stale, and self reviews, for some reason it wasn't a huge issue. I'm sure there are lots of possible theories as to why that was, but my own take is that the sheer number of reviews made it easier to pick out the bogus ones. And it also helped that the review screeners were relatively thorough.

But that's all gone now and the New Normal is a mishmash of crap advertising and "review" sites where the integrity of the information isn't a priority. EroticMonkey is a hot mess and I've seen numerous reviews for providers who are long gone, as well as reviews for providers (that I've personally seen) with information that is absolutely bogus and misleading.

IMHO, the review for Kay is either a true account of a long ago session, posted so the monger could get free VIP access, or else it's a copycat account by someone who never saw Kay but just wanted to post any kind of review to get the same VIP access.

Bottom-line, if a provider isn't running a current ad, or hasn't advertised recently, any review is probably fake. And the unfortunate truth is that all the so-called review sites of which I'm aware are somewhere between bad and awful. The best way to cut through the crap is to use this forum to confirm, verify, double-check, etc.[/QUOTE]Back when TER was the go to source I polled several girls who had TER reviews on their accuracy. Everyone one of them said the same thing. A third of their reivews were pretty close or accurate. Another thrid wiere exaggerated and the last third. Never happened. Never happened. These were some guys' fiction to get VIP on TER was the speculation or just as bad or worse, some guy in his own la la land. I guess things haven't changed. LOL.

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Saw that and decided to give Lilly a try. I reasoned with myself and thought that since she was paired with a girl like Mint, whose glow is damn near thermonuclear, that her picture in the ad should be somewhat close to what she actually looked like. The fact that Mints ad pics are astoundingly close only heightened these thoughts.

I texted the number, got my appointment, and met at the spot. Lilly does look like the girl in the ad picture. However she looks like the girl in the ad picture 30 lbs heavier. But hey, I'm a non spinner kinda brah. We're also "always nice to the ladies" too amirite? That's even when the pics don't match preconceived expectations. I hugged her, told her she was very pretty, showered, and headed to the table to relax.

Lilly is a cute, sweet, soft spoken, 20 something, Thai girl. Her style was interesting because it kind of fit the personality I perceived. To be generic, her style was light to medium pressure. The more I try to think of a way to describe it though, the way she massages is more of a nurturing style of sorts as opposed to a boring, sliding back and forth telegraph to get the experience over with. Her movements were slow, smooth and tender. Although she didn't break into my top five, the massage was relaxing and a cool change of pace.

The flip happens and after a massage of the front, she asks permission to nova. The cadence of the nova was the same as the massage. There was a slow paced tenderness to it and it felt really good. Although the small C girls were smaller than the huge teddies I like, they came out to play. I roamed away. She's got a little booty on her. UTC roaming was allowed there and that's where I spent most of my time. The nova wasn't rushed and she was able to make me pop. I shower once more, we hugged and she told me she hopes to see me again. I gave her the Thai Indy fee plus 3.

Lilly was a pretty good time. I enjoyed her style of soft touch massage more than I normally like soft touch. Her flip was also very enjoyable. I might see her again if I'm in the mood for her style. To be honest though, I say that all the time and end up returning to my Honies who are strong as an ox and put a boot in my ass. For brahs who are spinner lovers and / or like knot buster providers, you might want to swipe left.

Frankie.

[QUOTE=Tttttwh;4344042]Kay is gone. Current reviews are fake. This is confirmed with one of her friends. Let it go.[/QUOTE]Did you mean to reply to someone else? My post was a response to specific request from a senior member (NYH) to check out ErM because he knows I have VIP status and can read the details. I did so and posted my opinion that this particular review, and others like it, are almost certainly fake. I've never seen Kay and I have no particular opinion about her, one way or the other. So your "let it go" comment must have been directed at someone else.

But the bigger issue I addressed in my post is that the whole environment for reviews has become more corrupt than in the past. So now, more than ever, exchanging reliable intel in this forum is an indispensable part of any monger's homework.

I saw cc on rubmaps and decided to try while I was in the area.

The place was clean and quiet. Rooms are private enough for customers to get whatever they want to get.

I had a pretty good experience with susan. Seem like the providers are relatively younger than other VA AMPs.

I would definitely repeat soon. It is always fun to find out good AMPs around.

Ya'll should check out cc wellness on chain bridge rd.

Saw they had a new girl at eden and had to check her out. A Latina is a good addition to their lineup and Stephanie was delightful; very sexy, photos seem to be accurate, and a very chill attitude. Honestly planning on switching from Natalie who was my previous go to here. Bottoms stayed on but were rather irrelevant — definitely much more my first visit with here than ever with Natalie. Massage was standard eden, more of a back rub than a proper massage, really a pretext. NoVA finish was great, definitely didn't rush, made plenty of eye contact, and made a very convincing effort to seem really into it. Left fully satisfied and can't wait to go back! Tipped. 2 on top of standard house 30 minutes. Treat her well gents!

Stopped in Top Therapy on Route 7 in McLean. Entrance in the vack of a cluster of 2 story professional offices.

Headline first. Solid B with a busty Korean Sunny.

The spa setup is typical. I chose a half hour with table shower. 60. Sunny is a friendly 30 something Korean girl, some extra pounds, many of them packed into a very nice pair of tits. She gave a good long shower, playing around the back door. Off to the room. I knew that after the shower there wasn't time for a long madsage. She did reasonably for 5 - 10 minutes, then sheet came off and soft touch started. Again playing from the back since I like that.

I flipped, indicated my interest in seeing more of her. She just confirmed that I would "take care" of her, and then I had a lovely set staring me in the face. Got to play with them for a few minutes including orally. Lots of smiles and good vibes from her.

Then back to business. She got a glove for a prostate assist. Reasonable skill in that area, not mindblowing. I popped, had a quick rinse off, and dressed. She received another 6 with a smile.

I'd consider seeing her again if I'm not feeling the need for novelty.

L.

Hi Guys,

I am new to VA and will be there Arlington for the night I would love to visit a AMP later today. Do you have any preferences on places which is safe and have good young spinners. Thanks a lot!

Looking forward to be in town.

Fellas,

Out of town monger here, going to be passing thru later this week. Will RTFF, but just in case there's a quick answer, wondering if anyone could recommend good place or an indy therapist in the Pantagon / Crystal City hood. Looking for a good rub and tug with emphasis on the massage. Not looking for anything fancy like BB anything or FS. TS would be nice, but not a priority.

Happy hunting!

Hi guys,

Visiting Northern Virginia today and will be there for the night. Looking to visit some AMP for having a dream, FS. I love to have the dream with a spinner who is young. Any suggestions on places and location would be great. I will be near Arlington, I checked lot of posts but unable to figure out the names of the places.

Thanks a lot guys!

[QUOTE=JohnnySalami;4326296]Well, it's a Longshot and I'm guessing I also know the answer.

Anyone have any Intel on this one? Is her pic real? More importantly, is there anything to be had here?

[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-Sasi3042[/URL][/QUOTE]They seem to make a big deal about keeping things legit on that site. But has anyone paid money to get a "friends token," which they say will unlock the names & addresses of a lot of other providers? Is it worth the money? I have my doubts, but there must be something to the "friends" access.

[QUOTE=ZebraSoile;4346635]They seem to make a big deal about keeping things legit on that site. But has anyone paid money to get a "friends token," which they say will unlock the names & addresses of a lot of other providers? Is it worth the money? I have my doubts, but there must be something to the "friends" access.[/QUOTE]Three reasons why the "Friends Token" is probably a waste of money:

1. Most of the therapists who advertise on MassageAnywhere are legit and their ads can be found on other legit sites or just by doing a web search for massage + (insert location). Why pay for freely available info?

2. MassageAnywhere seems to have quite a few stale ads which should have been purged. I've tried calling some (for legit massage) only to have the number be invalid. Why pay for info which may not be current and accurate?

3. You can hack MassageAnywhere searches by first doing a search for the zip code in which you're interested and choosing a 20-30 mile search radius. Then follow that up by searching other nearby zip codes (within the original radius). You'll see that each search will yield almost the same results, but with maybe 3 or 4 differences. Depending on the area, and how many searches you do, you might uncover 6-10 more therapist ads than you would with a single search. I have no idea if even more extra ads might be revealed by a "Friends Token" but, in view of the above, I don't think it's worth paying to find out.

[QUOTE=ZebraSoile;4346635]They seem to make a big deal about keeping things legit on that site. But has anyone paid money to get a "friends token," which they say will unlock the names & addresses of a lot of other providers? Is it worth the money? I have my doubts, but there must be something to the "friends" access.[/QUOTE]Hi Zebra,

Nice to see you from TMR.

Sasi (Sassy) gave me a good massage but would not step over the line. I think that was the experience of others too. She has been reviewed on this thread.

As far as massageanywhere in general — I have not bought a token so I don't know about that. KK and Tara are on there, so that tells you something. I have found some others on there as well who will help out a guy in need, from one who would just do the finish finish and nothing more, to others who allow roaming, to ones that will peg you.

L.

[QUOTE=JamesBlond007;4346388]Fellas,

Out of town monger here, going to be passing thru later this week. Will RTFF, but just in case there's a quick answer, wondering if anyone could recommend good place or an indy therapist in the Pantagon / Crystal City hood. Looking for a good rub and tug with emphasis on the massage. Not looking for anything fancy like BB anything or FS. TS would be nice, but not a priority.

Happy hunting![/QUOTE]If you're in Crystal City or the Pentagon area you can hop on the Metro and access much of the Greater DC area. Go to [URL]www.wmata.com[/URL] to see station maps. Then you can check out RubMaps and look to see which MPs are in convenient locations.

Has anyone had any out of the normal extras from Norma? I been seeing her for a while now and nothing more than NOVA ending. Just wondering if anyone has got lucky and if so HOW. PM me if you have!

Thanks! Be safe.

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