Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=FullWood;4341095]I agree and you know what I always say if I'm not offered something then it must be a sign of something maybe to save money or bigger and better things and places are ahead.[/QUOTE]Since this post is a response to a review that I originally posted before, I feel I need to respond to this since it has expanded into an actual thread / chain. I didn't respond to FullWood's criticism at the time because I didn't want to get into an internet troll war with someone whose first post at the time was making a bunch of assumptions and trying to act like he knew how the situation had occurred. Yes, his very first post on the board was not to share information but to assume how my situation had unfolded. Although I don't post much (except for my week of decadence), I want to establish board cred and build up a trust worthy reputation. I feel I have done well with that by providing useful information that members may use. However, if you look FullWood's entire posting history, he has a total of four posts. His very first post and his third was in response to my post. His fourth post was flagged by admin and didn't provide any useful information. Only his second post was an actual review. In NY.

I do agree that you should never use the board as a bargaining chip for negotiations. In fact, I would say that is pretty amateurish to even think like that. I am in my mid-40's and have been doing this since I was in my 20's and have been using this board for years for information. I only started recently to share information and I don't post as much as others as I am trying to limit feeding the demon. However, I do have much experience and hope that others can use the information I provide. In the original post, I was trying to share information that BBBJ was no longer available at Smooth Water since it was a hot item at that point in time.

Thanks. I just wanted to get the record straight from my end.

[QUOTE=NyHornet;4341195]Wow, look at the rates this one is asking!

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/mclean-va-usa/8213280.html[/URL]

She sure has a high opinion of herself. Good luck to her.[/QUOTE]I saw that ad too. Even if she's tugging brahs with caviar I don't see how anyone will drop that much bread. Shoutout to her for shooting that shot though.

[QUOTE=Bentaki;4306910]Visited again yesterday 2 pm, rang bell, door opened by deferential older Asian chap who waved me in pointing to girl waiting in doorway to her room. Looked kinda similar to Mindy, youngish small cute, but she said Mindy gone and her name Maya. She had just arrived from NY, 5-hour bus ride then uber to the place and I was her second customer. Suitcase on the floor spilling bits of tart's clothes. Obviously was expecting another monger as she asked if my phone ended in this number or that number, showing me a list of bookings on her phone. Explained I just walked in and she spent a while texting in Chinese with her handler who said okay she could see me. Sprayed and wiped down to start. Very flat barely A's but long big nipples. $140 half hour FS everything covered, small and tight. A bit off-putting was her sitting on side of bed, back to me with her doing slow HJ with one hand and texting with the other. No FIV and resists much direct touch. Quoted $40 extra for DATY. Cursory clean up then back to her phone. Saw nobody else there when I left. Overall OK for a quick shag.[/QUOTE]FC news reported the massage parlor at 1057 got robbed at gunpoint (3 suspects involved). This place is toast, probably got robbed by a customer who saw an opportunity. Crapshoots are high risk, not worth it. Be safe.

Location is a little public for my taste. There's a popular restaurant a few doors down that has outside seating and a lot of other businesses (dry cleaners, something else) in the office park setup. It's also behind a 7-11 off Gallows so there's a good amount of traffic.

The front door is locked so in my dream I wound up standing outside being stared at a bit longer than I'd care for.

6 for half an hour. I drew Kay who wasn't much to look at with clothes on and hardly spoke English. The table shower was nice though and she paid appropriate attention to the right spots.

Massage was awful and the table looked like someone had literally built it that morning out of 2 x4's. The face cloth was a paper towel!

But on the flip I dreamed she asked what I wanted and when I asked what I could have she said 'whatever you want' and it turned out to be mostly true. I dreamt I asked how much and grabbed her butt and she said "no sexy" so I put a finger to her lips and she sucked on the tip gently and said "what you offer" so I told her I usually pay. 6 for that, she asked for 1 and I told her. 8 and you strip down, and she agreed.

The BBBJ in my dream was fantastic, good technique and I didn't last long. She was shy afterward for some reason and didn't want to tell me her name ("don't make trouble for me") but I teased it out of her.

7/10 just for the service offered, would definitely dream that dream again, maybe next time with a different provider.

Since this post is a response to a review that I originally posted before, I feel I need to respond to this [blue][Deleted by Admin]

Considering the OP was an asshole and got banned and it happened 65 pages ago, really you don't have to

Just go fuck somebody new and write about it.

A2[/blue]

Met with Sasha from Eden a few days ago. Like others mentioned before, the managament needs better communication skill and cell phone game, but hey, we are talking about massage here, eventually an appointment was scheduled so no hard feeling. After receiving a long ass instruction, Sasha finally appeared in my eyes, she's cute, tiny, with a pair of magnificent knockouts. However, unlike how Eden advertised, her lovely looking pair is definitely enhanced, not natural. They look real, they are relatively soft, they are quite appealing, but they are not natural, I have touched countless pairs in life and I know enhancent when I see it. Some people may call me jackass for being so clingy on a pair. To those mongers I say get out of my face, it's a personal taste issue and I just can't stand operated tits, if the advertisement says natural then I expect to see natural pair, it's a consumer right issue too LOL. People say she has a no touching policy, that's not true, just be repectful. She doesn't do body contact, that's true. Massage was decent. And Sasha is indeed a clock watcher. I would still recommend Sasha to people without natural body obsession and looking for younger / higher quality masseuse (look wise) and don't care about clock watch, after all, she's quite hot and can deliver a decent massage.

[QUOTE=NyHornet;4341195]Wow, look at the rates this one is asking!

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/mclean-va-usa/8213280.html[/URL]

She sure has a high opinion of herself. Good luck to her.[/QUOTE]That's a bit much unless she's advertising a four-hand massage. Even if her rate includes FS, that's more than the $$. 5 a monger recently paid Jewel, aka Bena, for a hour's FS session. And Jewel's price was 30-50 more than I thought she should have charged. Then again, there are some mongers who don't read this board and are willing to pay such inflated prices for inferior service. In the process they're driving up prices for everyone else.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;4342120]That's a bit much unless she's advertising a four-hand massage. Even if her rate includes FS, that's more than the $$. 5 a monger recently paid Jewel, aka Bena, for a hour's FS session. And Jewel's price was 30-50 more than I thought she should have charged. Then again, there are some mongers who don't read this board and are willing to pay such inflated prices for inferior service. In the process they're driving up prices for everyone else.[/QUOTE]The 2nd guy in line gets it 1/2 price. For the price she's asking. It should be a 6 hand massage with whiskey and booger sugar included.

[QUOTE=VChase;4339255]When I tried calling, a woman with an Asian accent picked up and muttered something to the effect that I have the wrong number. Bummer.

My gut tells me its her but she's likely only seeing her regulars. So if you're reading this put in a good word for you old friend Vance.[/QUOTE]I saw the review too and am guessing that it's yet another Monkey fake review. I've been hoping that Kay would return to the area. Saw her a few times and would love to see her again. She was one of the best and had a great sense of humor. Thai girls are the most fun!

What was I thinking? Called around yesterday, nada. Ventured to APT based on older reviews.

30 minute dream. Hard massage, 7/10. No feather touch, unless 'iron claw' is the new normal. Flip. "do you want to play?" Yes, but how about. 6? The conversation wasn't going anywhere, iron claw. Jackhammer finish. Iron claw was attached to a powerful, woman, went by Sue, guessing 40-mid-50's.

Return? Some dreams are one and done. YMMV.

Saw Fern today. Short, young forties but curves in all the right places. Her massage was good but did not quite raise to the level KK's. The tease was above average. Her menu is more expanded then KK's with some limits no FS which I was not looking for anyway. We had a nice conversation during massage at my choice. I would repeat for the slightly expanded menu.

Is BP down for anyone else? Trying to get Mint's contact info. PMs would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=DMan46;4343709]Is BP down for anyone else? Trying to get Mint's contact info. PMs would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Looks like a hosting error.

Stoop.

[QUOTE=Bentaki;4340173]Visited Top in Tysons today, rang bell and door opened by a hot pretty young thing. Was expecting older thicker Vicky, so it took me by surprise. She said she is a new girl, just started this week, came from NYC. Chinese, from Shanghai (though seemed tall to me). She said her name was Beyra but when I asked her to spell it, it turns out her name is Bella. Beats me why a girl would chose a name she can't pronounce. She gave a great table shower then back in room asked if I wanted soft or medium and started a little light shoulder / back rub, hardly a massage. I told her I didn't really want the massage anyway and asked her to lose the clothes and lie down with me instead, which she did but had a no daty and no fiv rule. She is tall, slim, great body, firm round ass, B's with large nips, and a neat Bush. Spent some time playing with her including giving her a massage then slow finish with close eye contact. I've found most AMP girls are dry no matter how much you work them, but Bella was dripping and juicy. Speaks good English, says she also studying to be a nurse, but more money in massage work. Giggling during cleanup she asked me to guess her age so knowing I'd be wrong I said 21 she slapped me and said 24. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I can't seem to find this place. Got an address or number? You can PM me if you prefer. Thanks.

[QUOTE=NyHornet;4338062]Someone posted another review of Kay on Erotic Monkey in last day or two? Again, I ask has she returned or is someone just slow on doing her review? Thanks. JMSuttr? Does it look to be new?[/QUOTE]While TER wasn't immune to fake, stale, and self reviews, for some reason it wasn't a huge issue. I'm sure there are lots of possible theories as to why that was, but my own take is that the sheer number of reviews made it easier to pick out the bogus ones. And it also helped that the review screeners were relatively thorough.

But that's all gone now and the New Normal is a mishmash of crap advertising and "review" sites where the integrity of the information isn't a priority. EroticMonkey is a hot mess and I've seen numerous reviews for providers who are long gone, as well as reviews for providers (that I've personally seen) with information that is absolutely bogus and misleading.

IMHO, the review for Kay is either a true account of a long ago session, posted so the monger could get free VIP access, or else it's a copycat account by someone who never saw Kay but just wanted to post any kind of review to get the same VIP access.

Bottom-line, if a provider isn't running a current ad, or hasn't advertised recently, any review is probably fake. And the unfortunate truth is that all the so-called review sites of which I'm aware are somewhere between bad and awful. The best way to cut through the crap is to use this forum to confirm, verify, double-check, etc.