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[QUOTE=PlaynAtl;4938599]Ummm. Stallion usually indicates male.

Just an observation. You may want to verify that Barbie isn't a man.[/QUOTE]For some reason black women will refer to themselves as a stallion.

Maybe it's just lack of familiarity with horses. I grew up around horses, and every girl I knew growing up had one, but thinking on it I don't remember seeing a black woman riding a horse pretty much *ever*. It's just one of those things like skiing, I guess? Whypopo stuff ;)

But I was suspicious too when I first saw "stallion" in an escort's ad, like is that code? But it's truly just a failure of diction.

("Mare" would be the correct term, for the non-horse folks among us.).

O.

OK, got a lead on a young, tall, Latina, with a puggy belly, long legs and long black hair. Breasts are small. Got the 411 from my fellow hobbyist and gave her a call.

Set it up and headed down to Morrow from Marietta. Got there pretty fast and parked in her apt. Complex. Plan was to get a room with with the donation. (Keep that part on Mind).

ADVENTURE Part 1.

Called I was there, she was walking to me. Next thing I hear is the ghetto yelling and cussing and there is Miranda in argument with a fat chunky blonde chick carrying her bags etc. I am like WTF??

I mean yelling and cussing, loud!! Miranda sees me and heads back to her apt. I am thinking about that song from the 80's band the Clash "Should I stay, or should I go" LOL Hell, NOOOO!! I am having some fun and joining the fray!! LOL move my car in front of her apt. Where Fat chick is now sitting on the stairs and staring at me. LOL Miranda calls tells me that's her ex and she's fighting with her to not go with me. I tell Miranda her ex is sitting on her stairs looking crazy at me LOL. I tell Miranda to go out the back and sneak to the edge of the building. My car is tight there doors open. She says OK!!

Fat girl yells at me with her educated Grammer, "Who You Be"? I respond with same educated Grammer LOL "Who You Be" and start laughing. Fat girl didn't think it was funny, but I did LOL.

Next thing, here come Miranda running to the car, fat girl jumps up. I take off and fat girl is flipping us off and yelling in the street LOL.

ADVENTURE Part 2.

We go to a decent motel, Use the donation to pay for the room. Will kick her what's left and a tip if service is good. We talk and I quickly realize girl is very immature, young but needs some growing up! We get down to business long legs, tall, pretty face and that long hair is beautiful. But, her stomach kinda crushes it a little you can tell she was fine ASF!! Any way we start off kissing and she gets passionate. Then on to Datu where she goes crazy and nuts, wrapping those legs around my head. The pussy had no ordor you can smell the soap. No order. Next was me on top going slow and fast. Decide to see how flexible she is and pushed those legs back and pounded that pussy. She is a little loud but I didn't care. Then doggy back to Mish just fucking and taking my time. Finally decided to bust in that pussy. She let out a squeak LOL. She laid there with me for 5 min then jumped up. We talked and then it was the question!! "Can I use the room, since you paid for it?" At first I was like I don't know, my name is on it. And She said ok, no problem. My first mistake! Feeling bad and thinking I could come back in the morning and work out another deal to fuck her again on the cheap. I folded and said no BS just you right? She said I would not do anything to the room cool. Gave her the key. SIMP!! LOL I left service was outstanding!!

ADVENTURE Part 3 The CON!!

Early morning, I get a text from Miranda, "Hey, can I use your card to add another day to the room. I'll pay you back. The front desk will let me charge it".

I am like WTF, texted her back, it's 5 am. NO, and the front desk needs me there so they will not let you charge my card!! I'll see you in the later in the morning. I wake up at 7: am. This ***** texted back "Hey I charged your card, but I don't have any of so they did it and I can pay you back. I have three plays lined up!! I am like OH, Hell NO! She gets popped that's my name on that room and I got cops coming to see me. I called to the front desk and sure as hell, they let that ***** charge my card! I told them you can't do that. I've been in corporate and traveled enough to know. Manager apologizes said the lady said she was your wife and your at work. Told her NO, reverse and kick her ass out of that room. I called her and told her, I said NO! And you still did it anyway, I could hear another girl in the background.

Baby, I have the money to give you and I have three plays lined. Girl I said NO, She gets mad, what about my plays?? I tell her *****, You get popped and the cops come see me and charge me!! Pimping etc. She says Again, But, my plays, I have three plays!! Told her you better get your ass out of my room. They're coming to kick you out!! Sure enough the manager knocks on the door and starts yelling for them to get our or cops coming. She really mad now LOL The cops are coming I have to go!! Good get your ass out of there!

This ***** didn't care about me or what goes down for the person on the room. My dumb ass fault!!

I almost went down there to, but the manger called me right after and said he threw them out. The girl and another girl. Told him to credit my card too. Which they did. SMDH.

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[QUOTE=Ozymandias;4938724]For some reason black women will refer to themselves as a stallion.

Maybe it's just lack of familiarity with horses. I grew up around horses, and every girl I knew growing up had one, but thinking on it I don't remember seeing a black woman riding a horse pretty much *ever*. It's just one of those things like skiing, I guess? Whypopo stuff ;)

But I was suspicious too when I first saw "stallion" in an escort's ad, like is that code? But it's truly just a failure of diction.

("Mare" would be the correct term, for the non-horse folks among us.).

O.[/QUOTE]It's a simple lack of education and diction. Stallion sounds powerful; mare sounds weak (even if they knew the difference).

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;4938846]It's a simple lack of education and diction. Stallion sounds powerful; mare sounds weak (even if they knew the difference).[/QUOTE]Both of you got it WRONG!! If your in the game, you should do your research of the life and culture. What these girls listen too in terms of music. A lot of these girls use Stallion due to the success of the female rapper Meghan The Stallion!! She's the hottest thing out right now and her rap hits. List to the one with Cardio B it's about fucking and using their pussy as power to get what they want!! Sound familiar?

[QUOTE=MrSwollDick;4938797]OK, got a lead on a young, tall, Latina, with a puggy belly, long legs and long black hair. Breasts are small. Got the 411 from my fellow hobbyist and gave her a call.

Set it up and headed down to Morrow from Marietta. Got there pretty fast and parked in her apt. Complex. Plan was to get a room with with the donation. (Keep that part on Mind).

ADVENTURE Part 1.

Called I was there, she was walking to me. Next thing I hear is the ghetto yelling and cussing and there is Miranda in argument with a fat chunky blonde chick carrying her bags etc. I am like WTF??

I mean yelling and cussing, loud!! Miranda sees me and heads back to her apt. I am thinking about that song from the 80's band the Clash "Should I stay, or should I go" LOL Hell, NOOOO!! I am having some fun and joining the fray!! LOL move my car in front of her apt. Where Fat chick is now sitting on the stairs and staring at me. LOL Miranda calls tells me that's her ex and she's fighting with her to not go with me. I tell Miranda her ex is sitting on her stairs looking crazy at me LOL. I tell Miranda to go out the back and sneak to the edge of the building. My car is tight there doors open. She says OK!!

Fat girl yells at me with her educated Grammer, "Who You Be"? I respond with same educated Grammer LOL "Who You Be" and start laughing. Fat girl didn't think it was funny, but I did LOL.

Next thing, here come Miranda running to the car, fat girl jumps up. I take off and fat girl is flipping us off and yelling in the street LOL.

ADVENTURE Part 2.[/QUOTE]Dude, what were you thinking, none the less, lessons were learned.

Sh $t was funny tho, a you should've knocked the fat itch off. LOL.

This form has showed me how to weed out fakes and I thank you older vets.

So here's another ebony bombshell.

Her pics are real but she's a few months pregnant. The baby bump can still be mistaken for a full stomach. She her cat had a slight smell as well.

Now those are all her cons.

Everything else is above average. She gives eye contract like you're making love and is a yeller. Her light colored eyes will lock with yours so mish is strongly suggested.

Her looks and performance are 9/10 she just needs to shower before her dates. Her you mongers go.

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Hey your macho take no shit and never over pay these maggot ass ho's resonance greatly in mind. You kinda lost me after you started paying $80 after posting numerous of times about not paying these sorry ho's more than $60 bones. So tell me what made you bite the bullet?

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I didn't have much fun with this chic last week Thursday. First saw this chic on the Seeking Arrangements Sugar daddy site sometime last year. We messaged for a while until she told me that she was a model and wanted to sell me her pics for $300. LOL. Keep dreaming! Never will that happen. Well, like a month later to my surprise, I saw her posting on Listcrawler. LOL.

I text her for her rates then and she wanted like $200-$300 to do anything. LOL. You will do nothing with me at those rates, lady. I saw her posting every now and then on Listcrawler, I guess when she was in town, but never proceeded with a date. This time I saw her posting $80 qv, so I thought I'd give her a shot. Little did I know, I should have shot right pass her. LOL.

I text her for her address and she gave me the address to a 3 star hotel on Vagina Avenue. I thought it was the regular hotel that every Listcrawler chic is in, but this one was not. It was one of the better hotels on that road. I was already in the area and text her that I was 5 minutes away. She text me back telling me to bring her a red bull and a condom. Fuck no! You ain't marking my ass.

I told her that all I had was the $80 for the qv and she text me back a minute later with, "Come on, then". You better! I don't buy anything for any of these chic's. Got to her hotel some 3 minutes later and text her for the room number. She text me the room number right away and I packed 2 slabs into my sock and headed into her hotel.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrSwollDick;4938797]OK, got a lead on a young, tall, Latina, with a puggy belly, long legs and long black hair. Breasts are small. Got the 411 from my fellow hobbyist and gave her a call.

ADVENTURE Part 3 The CON!!

Early morning, I get a text from Miranda, "Hey, can I use your card to add another day to the room. I'll pay you back. The front desk will let me charge it".

This ***** didn't care about me or what goes down for the person on the room. My dumb ass fault[/QUOTE]Sounds like you tolerated way too much drama for a pudgy Latina with a big ole belly.

Just like my Grandpappy used to say to me as a kid: "A simp and his money are soon parted".

[QUOTE=MrSwollDick;4938797]OK, got a lead on a young, tall, Latina, with a puggy belly, long legs and long black hair. Breasts are small. Got the 411 from my fellow hobbyist and gave her a call.

Set it up and headed down to Morrow from Marietta. Got there pretty fast and parked in her apt. Complex. Plan was to get a room with with the donation. (Keep that part on Mind).

ADVENTURE Part 1.

Called I was there, she was walking to me. Next thing I hear is the ghetto yelling and cussing and there is Miranda in argument with a fat chunky blonde chick carrying her bags etc. I am like WTF??

I mean yelling and cussing, loud!! Miranda sees me and heads back to her apt. I am thinking about that song from the 80's band the Clash "Should I stay, or should I go" LOL Hell, NOOOO!! I am having some fun and joining the fray!! LOL move my car in front of her apt. Where Fat chick is now sitting on the stairs and staring at me. LOL Miranda calls tells me that's her ex and she's fighting with her to not go with me. I tell Miranda her ex is sitting on her stairs looking crazy at me LOL. I tell Miranda to go out the back and sneak to the edge of the building. My car is tight there doors open. She says OK!!

Fat girl yells at me with her educated Grammer, "Who You Be"? I respond with same educated Grammer LOL "Who You Be" and start laughing. Fat girl didn't think it was funny, but I did LOL.

Next thing, here come Miranda running to the car, fat girl jumps up. I take off and fat girl is flipping us off and yelling in the street LOL.

ADVENTURE Part 2.

We go to a decent motel, Use the donation to pay for the room. Will kick her what's left and a tip if service is good. We talk and I quickly realize girl is very immature, young but needs some growing up! We get down to business long legs, tall, pretty face and that long hair is beautiful. But, her stomach kinda crushes it a little you can tell she was fine ASF!! Any way we start off kissing and she gets passionate. Then on to Datu where she goes crazy and nuts, wrapping those legs around my head. The pussy had no ordor you can smell the soap. No order. Next was me on top going slow and fast. Decide to see how flexible she is and pushed those legs back and pounded that pussy. She is a little loud but I didn't care. Then doggy back to Mish just fucking and taking my time. Finally decided to bust in that pussy. She let out a squeak LOL. She laid there with me for 5 min then jumped up. We talked and then it was the question!! "Can I use the room, since you paid for it?" At first I was like I don't know, my name is on it. And She said ok, no problem. My first mistake! Feeling bad and thinking I could come back in the morning and work out another deal to fuck her again on the cheap. I folded and said no BS just you right? She said I would not do anything to the room cool. Gave her the key. SIMP!! LOL I left service was outstanding!!

ADVENTURE Part 3 The CON!!

Early morning, I get a text from Miranda, "Hey, can I use your card to add another day to the room. I'll pay you back. The front desk will let me charge it".

I am like WTF, texted her back, it's 5 am. NO, and the front desk needs me there so they will not let you charge my card!! I'll see you in the later in the morning. I wake up at 7: am. This ***** texted back "Hey I charged your card, but I don't have any of so they did it and I can pay you back. I have three plays lined up!! I am like OH, Hell NO! She gets popped that's my name on that room and I got cops coming to see me. I called to the front desk and sure as hell, they let that ***** charge my card! I told them you can't do that. I've been in corporate and traveled enough to know. Manager apologizes said the lady said she was your wife and your at work. Told her NO, reverse and kick her ass out of that room. I called her and told her, I said NO! And you still did it anyway, I could hear another girl in the background.

Baby, I have the money to give you and I have three plays lined. Girl I said NO, She gets mad, what about my plays?? I tell her *****, You get popped and the cops come see me and charge me!! Pimping etc. She says Again, But, my plays, I have three plays!! Told her you better get your ass out of my room. They're coming to kick you out!! Sure enough the manager knocks on the door and starts yelling for them to get our or cops coming. She really mad now LOL The cops are coming I have to go!! Good get your ass out of there!

This ***** didn't care about me or what goes down for the person on the room. My dumb ass fault!!

I almost went down there to, but the manger called me right after and said he threw them out. The girl and another girl. Told him to credit my card too. Which they did. SMDH.

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Happy Hunting.[/QUOTE]A fellow hobbyist also gave me her info and pics. But I didn't know she had an ad. So I text her but I didn't get a respond till 4 days later. I stop by a gas station because she asked to bring her a pack of Newport's before I head to the hotel by the airport. I was an hour away and we kept in contact the entire time. After waiting in the parking lot for 15 min, she texts the room number, I grab the cash and the cigarettes and head to the room. She's the girl in the pics, gorgeous face but her belly turned me off immediately, also a white blonde was naked in the bathroom with the door cracked and we made awkward eye contact. Miranda tells me that her friend is going to be there during our meeting. It was a red flag so I told her that I left the cigarettes in the car and that I'll be right back (I had the cigarettes in my pocket.) as I'm in the car leaving she blows up my phone saying to not leave and to come back etc etc.

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I should have never let this chic tutor me 3 weeks ago. First saw this chic posting last year and text her for her rates and such. She text back telling me that she was doing outcalls only and for only $60 qv. Hmm. She said that she was going to catch an Uber from Kennessaw all the way to Stone Mountain for a $60 qv too. Really?

After the Uber ride back and forth, she'll probably go home with a net profit of $25 if she's lucky. LOL. I dismissed her ass that time as I figured she was probably either some Delk Road streetwalker or a crackhead or something. I saw someone on here review her recently, so I thought I would give her another try. I text her once again and she text me back with $70 qv incall this time. Err.

I asked her if she would accept "$60" and she text, "No". Oh boy. 70 qv it is then, I guess. I asked for address and she gave the address to a so so hotel in Norcross. I got to the hotel some 45 minutes later and text her that I arrived. I drove around the hotel and noticed there were like no cars in the parking lot. I thought maybe the hotel was being renovated or something.

Anyways, she text me back telling me that her room is in the back and to text her again when I'm parked. Ok. I did just that and she kept texting me that she couldn't see me and asked what kind of car was I driving. I lied to her as always and gave her a fictitious car model. LOL. I looked to my left, while parked, and saw a female in a red blazer a few spaces down from me.

I figured this was the chic I came to see, checking me out in her car before giving me her room number. She kept texting me for a good 5 minutes asking me where I was before relaying over her room number. I got out of my whip and headed towards her room while walking past the chic in the red blazer. That chic looked nothing like the chic I was coming to see, as I figured she wasn't the chic I came to see. LOL.

I got to the chic's room door and noticed that it was wide ass open with house keeping cleaning the room. Great! I walked by and glanced in the room and saw nothing but housekeeping in there. I doubled back again and peeped in once more to see nothing but house keeping in there again. Hmm. Right next to that room though, a door swung open and a chic was standing right infront of the open door eyeballing me.

She had a black bandana covering her hair, so I didn't initially recognize who she was. We both gave each other the look before I asked if she was the one I came to see. She gave me a weird nod and told me to come on in. Ok. I walked on into a neat a clean smoke-free room with the tv on at a moderate level. I said my greetings as she closed and locked the door behind me.

I tried to engage in short convo, but this chic wasn't having it. She didn't seem very jovial at all, just very business-like and straight to the point. I noticed she had about 4-5 big duffle bags full of clothes. Where the hell is this chic going? The room didn't look lived in though. Eventually talks of the donation came up and I placed it into her outstretched hand.

It was 70 bones for 15 minutes. She counted the bones a few times before placing it away in a drawer. She then told me to get comfortable as she pulled down her shorts. I stripped all the way down to my birthday suit and sat in the middle of the bed as instructed. The bed was a high bed, which I hate, that she climbed up on next to me as well. I had to ask her to take off her top too. Why?

Her body, I'd say is "avlethic"; in between average and athletic. She stood at 5'6 1/2 and weighed in at 140-145 lbs. Her breastess'es were B cups and looked pretty youthful. Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was average juicy ass. It had some meat on it, but also had some flatness to it too.

You can tell that she's losing her shape as her love handles were warped as well. The ass isn't as full and proportional as you see in the pics. Now that we're both in the buff, she tried to place a magnum slab, that she furnished from a drawer, onto my very limp dong. I asked her if she would do a handjob first, but she totally ignored me and put the slab on anyways. Err.

She lowered her head into my lap and gots' ta' sucking. The suckie was weak!! I barely felt a thing and she had her hand all over my cock. Ehh. She sucked me off for a good 2 minutes while gazing at whatever was on the tele. She tried to stop after 2 minutes, but I looked down at my limp dong and told her that I needed a little more.

She gots' ta' sucking again and it was more of the same weak ass suckie. No suction and a whole lot of hand. After 3 minutes of that, she stopped sucking and asked me which position I wanted. I choose diggidy doggie as usual and told her to get to the edge of the bed. She instead told me to get behind her in the middle of the bed. Oh boy.

I hate getting on the bed with these chics! Anyways, I got behind her in doggie for the mount, but it was a no go. My cock was too soft for entrance, plus she had her ass so low to the bed that I couldn't get in there. I hate when they do that stupid shit. She kept reaching under to grab my cock and place it at the outside of her vagina.

I know that game! Chic's do that when they don't want you to get in there. They place your cock at the outside of their twat, waiting or expecting you to push it in yourself. Absolutely ridiculous! She also held her legs tightly together and wouldn't open them. Smh.

We played that game for a good 4 minutes, as she would place my cock at the outside of her vagina and drop her ass low down to the bed, so I couldn't get in there. Smdh. Eventually, she saw that this was going nowhere and told me that we should do mish instead. Really? She turned over on her back for mish and that's when I saw it. I was like damn!

This chic's got a full Bush between her legs. I didn't notice it in doggie, maybe because of all the shenanigans she was pulling back there. It was neat and groomed and a nice change of pace from the usual bald vaginas that chic's sport nowadays. I tried to enter her in mish now, with her guiding my cock towards the outside of her vagina. Smh.

I finally entered her, with the help of some lube that she placed on my covered johnson, and gots' ta' stroking. Her nookie was wet and warm, most likely from the lube she placed on me and her vagina. I stroked her out for no more than 2 minutes before feeling that oh so familiar feeling coming over me. I blew a medium load into the cover and pulled out some 30 seconds later.

I had enough of this chic and was ready to get the hell out of there. Too much frustration and this chic had the personality of a dead fly on the wall. I didn't think she said anymore than 5 words to me the whole time I was in there. Ekk. I got off the bed and she told me that I could clean up in her bathroom. I did just that with a wipe I took from a box of wipes on the dresser drawer.

I came back out and got dressed as she laid on the bed naked with her legs spread wide open. She was on the phone texting probably the next desperate simp. I said my condolences and left while she lay on the bed not paying me any mind. Eeekk. She was smelling fresh and clean the whole time, so that's one plus for her.

She also has the same tattoo on her ass in person that you see in the pic. That's another plus for her, but not a plus enough for me to repeat though. She needs to go back down to 60 bones for a qv. She doesn't have the personality to be a $70 qv or better chic. I'll give her an "6. 8" in looks and a "4" in performance. Not again.

[QUOTE=MrSwollDick;4938797]OK, got a lead on a young, tall, Latina, with a puggy belly, long legs and long black hair. Breasts are small. Got the 411 from my fellow hobbyist and gave her a call.

Set it up and headed down to Morrow from Marietta. Got there pretty fast and parked in her apt. Complex. Plan was to get a room with with the donation. (Keep that part on Mind).

ADVENTURE Part 1.

Called I was there, she was walking to me. Next thing I hear is the ghetto yelling and cussing and there is Miranda in argument with a fat chunky blonde chick carrying her bags etc. I am like WTF??

I mean yelling and cussing, loud!! Miranda sees me and heads back to her apt. I am thinking about that song from the 80's band the Clash "Should I stay, or should I go" LOL Hell, NOOOO!! I am having some fun and joining the fray!! LOL move my car in front of her apt. Where Fat chick is now sitting on the stairs and staring at me. LOL Miranda calls tells me that's her ex and she's fighting with her to not go with me. I tell Miranda her ex is sitting on her stairs looking crazy at me LOL. I tell Miranda to go out the back and sneak to the edge of the building. My car is tight there doors open. She says OK!!

Fat girl yells at me with her educated Grammer, "Who You Be"? I respond with same educated Grammer LOL "Who You Be" and start laughing. Fat girl didn't think it was funny, but I did LOL.

Next thing, here come Miranda running to the car, fat girl jumps up. I take off and fat girl is flipping us off and yelling in the street LOL.

ADVENTURE Part 2.

We go to a decent motel, Use the donation to pay for the room. Will kick her what's left and a tip if service is good. We talk and I quickly realize girl is very immature, young but needs some growing up! We get down to business long legs, tall, pretty face and that long hair is beautiful. But, her stomach kinda crushes it a little you can tell she was fine ASF!! Any way we start off kissing and she gets passionate. Then on to Datu where she goes crazy and nuts, wrapping those legs around my head. The pussy had no ordor you can smell the soap. No order. Next was me on top going slow and fast. Decide to see how flexible she is and pushed those legs back and pounded that pussy. She is a little loud but I didn't care. Then doggy back to Mish just fucking and taking my time. Finally decided to bust in that pussy. She let out a squeak LOL. She laid there with me for 5 min then jumped up. We talked and then it was the question!! "Can I use the room, since you paid for it?" At first I was like I don't know, my name is on it. And She said ok, no problem. My first mistake! Feeling bad and thinking I could come back in the morning and work out another deal to fuck her again on the cheap. I folded and said no BS just you right? She said I would not do anything to the room cool. Gave her the key. SIMP!! LOL I left service was outstanding!!

ADVENTURE Part 3 The CON!!

Early morning, I get a text from Miranda, "Hey, can I use your card to add another day to the room. I'll pay you back. The front desk will let me charge it".

I am like WTF, texted her back, it's 5 am. NO, and the front desk needs me there so they will not let you charge my card!! I'll see you in the later in the morning. I wake up at 7: am. This ***** texted back "Hey I charged your card, but I don't have any of so they did it and I can pay you back. I have three plays lined up!! I am like OH, Hell NO! She gets popped that's my name on that room and I got cops coming to see me. I called to the front desk and sure as hell, they let that ***** charge my card! I told them you can't do that. I've been in corporate and traveled enough to know. Manager apologizes said the lady said she was your wife and your at work. Told her NO, reverse and kick her ass out of that room. I called her and told her, I said NO! And you still did it anyway, I could hear another girl in the background.

Baby, I have the money to give you and I have three plays lined. Girl I said NO, She gets mad, what about my plays?? I tell her *****, You get popped and the cops come see me and charge me!! Pimping etc. She says Again, But, my plays, I have three plays!! Told her you better get your ass out of my room. They're coming to kick you out!! Sure enough the manager knocks on the door and starts yelling for them to get our or cops coming. She really mad now LOL The cops are coming I have to go!! Good get your ass out of there!

This ***** didn't care about me or what goes down for the person on the room. My dumb ass fault!!

I almost went down there to, but the manger called me right after and said he threw them out. The girl and another girl. Told him to credit my card too. Which they did. SMDH.

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Fun Fun Fun Adventure!! Learned my lesson!

Happy Hunting.[/QUOTE]I guess I'm an asshole because when a girl tells me via text or call they want me to buy them something or pick it up on the way I reply "Ok, but it's coming out of your donation" which usually pisses them off and the encounter is over. I never give them more than agreed not even 1 cent.

[QUOTE=BigMoney21;4939163]Hey your macho take no shit and never over pay these maggot ass ho's resonance greatly in mind. You kinda lost me after you started paying $80 after posting numerous of times about not paying these sorry ho's more than $60 bones. So tell me what made you bite the bullet[/QUOTE]From what I can see now. The only chic's posting for $60 qv are either trannies or scammers. Even fat chic's on Old National are doing $100+ for a qv. Smdh. I'll do an $80 qv every now and then if the chic looks good enough or if she's in a nice hotel. $100 qv is definitely out of the equation. Not now, not ever!! Well, unless they look really good and offering anal and BB mouth. And even that is a stretch.

[QUOTE=MrSwollDick;4939048]Both of you got it WRONG!! If your in the game, you should do your research of the life and culture. What these girls listen too in terms of music. A lot of these girls use Stallion due to the success of the female rapper Meghan The Stallion!! She's the hottest thing out right now and her rap hits. List to the one with Cardio B it's about fucking and using their pussy as power to get what they want!! Sound familiar?[/QUOTE]Well said, MrSD. As a pigmentally-challenged monger I often find myself not entirely clear as to what a First Amendment Freedom Fighter is offering to provide. When that happens, my first stop is [URL]http:\\www.urbandictionary.com[/URL].

Thanks to that resource I can not only avoid embarrassment, I can also carry on June Cleaver's legacy [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10[/URL] .

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[QUOTE=KimJungHung;4939136]This form has showed me how to weed out fakes and I thank you older vets.

So here's another ebony bombshell.

Her pics are real but she's a few months pregnant. The baby bump can still be mistaken for a full stomach. She her cat had a slight smell as well.

Now those are all her cons.

Everything else is above average. She gives eye contract like you're making love and is a yeller. Her light colored eyes will lock with yours so mish is strongly suggested.

Her looks and performance are 9/10 she just needs to shower before her dates. Her you mongers go.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/53406011/7579260177[/URL][/QUOTE]For me the hygiene issue is just non-negotiable. I'm not into "pregnant" myself, but I don't begrudge those who are (it's like "thick", not my thing AT ALL, but you do you).

I don't know about fellow mongers, but if I'm heading out to fuck, the first thing I do is SHOWER. Thoroughly. Like I'm getting in there under the balls and everything, scrubbing my dick down like I would a candy apple red 1970 Plymouth Barracuda I was about to take to a car show. Clean, clean, clean, with a sparkle.

Shaved, smooth, scrubbed, clean, gunk-free holes. That's all I ask of an escort. Is that so demanding?

Strippers aren't usually a problem; it's like they understand the need for cleanliness. But the escorts? I used to specifically request for escorts to thoroughly scrub their holes clean (I'd just tell them I plan to eat out all their holes, even if I didn't plan to, just so they'd want to avoid embarrassment and clean up).

One of the freshest pussies I ever enjoyed was a little Filipina spinner from Pink Pony (Cheyenne? Weird name for an asian stipper, but she was a hottie. Back in like 2004,2005). First, everything was waxed smooth, not a single whisker of pubic hair. Vulva, ass crack, anus, she did the full Brazilian on a regular basis. After we'd fuck (at her apartment), she would do a deep squat over the bathroom sink (she was tiny, so plenty of room) so her vagina would pop open, and she'd scoop all the post-fuck gunk out and thoroughly rinse out her vagina, scrub her vulva and ass. Kind of a hot "after show", actually, but I was always impressed by her commitment to vaginal hygiene. No stones unturned, so to speak.

I've been forever spoiled since those days (I fucked her maybe 50 times.).

O.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias;4939630]One of the freshest pussies I ever enjoyed was a little Filipina spinner from Pink Pony (Cheyenne? Weird name for an asian stipper, but she was a hottie. Back in like 2004,2005). First, everything was waxed smooth, not a single whisker of pubic hair. Vulva, ass crack, anus, she did the full Brazilian on a regular basis. After we'd fuck (at her apartment), she would do a deep squat over the bathroom sink (she was tiny, so plenty of room) so her vagina would pop open, and she'd scoop all the post-fuck gunk out and thoroughly rinse out her vagina, scrub her vulva and ass. Kind of a hot "after show", actually, but I was always impressed by her commitment to vaginal hygiene. No stones unturned, so to speak.

I've been forever spoiled since those days (I fucked her maybe 50 times.)[/QUOTE]I had an 18 yo Laotian girlfriend for about a month in the late 90's. We met and flirted one night in an AOL chat room and then hooked up a couple days later. I was 27 at the time and I noticed that her lips tasted kinda sweet when we kissed. It wasn't flavored lipstick just a natural taste from her saliva. I ate her out a few times and noticed her pussy tasted a little better than most of the white women I've eaten out. I think her age also helped because I've slurped on the nipples of girls age 18 to 22 and they just seem to taste better than nips from a 30-something woman. I'm pretty sure this is hormonal in nature.

To this day I'm convinced many Asian women have some set of peculiar genes that makes their body juices and skin taste kinda sweet and not musky or sweaty like other races.