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[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz; 1355623]Any report? And before says the obivous. I already did a search and could not find anything.
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nude-body-rubs-sentual-and-very-exotic-latenight-or-earlymorning-appointments-23/6267583[/url][/QUOTE]5 reports in a row all asking for Info.
Geeee, must be nice to be a Newbie & let the Seniors do all the leg work.
Post some damn info 1st.
JAMESJ
Grandma's I'd Like (to) Fuck.
Breaking Bad.
[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1356496]2nd report
I have read several reports on some of the most reviewed providers, so I picked Sharon as one to go see since she has many positive reviews. Called her on the phone and she sounded rushed, but set up appointment. When I got there she apologized but said she was on the computer and was distracted when I called. Sharon stays off Tesson Ferry and lives in a very safe, secure neighborhood. She is about 5'3, 140lbs & about 60yrs old. If you're trying to get a visual, she looks like Flo from the old Alice sitcom with some C cup breasts. Now I will admit, her appearance kinda threw me at first, but I can't complain because the reviews indicated she was mid fifties, but I was still surprised. I guess I was thinking she was going to look like a MILF but she is definitely in the next category of whatever comes AFTER MILF. She is very nice however, and is a good value. She charges $80 for one hour and if you're up for it, you will get two HE's, AND a very good masage. On your stomach she uses her breasts on your back and gives you a choice of powder or oil. On the flip, more breast play and a lot of oiled up stroking. Good personality and definitely a great value. I received about one hour ten minutes of massaging. When you leave, she will give you an envelope to make it look as if you were at her home discussing business. Oh, before I forget, when you first arrive at her home, she will give you hand sanitizer for your hands. She said she has a phobia about steering wheels. If you're looking for a very relaxing massage with an older woman who is nice with multiple HE's, then this is your choice. Don't expect a MILF at all however. I tried to post her ad but I no longer see it on backpage.
Hope this ad helps and that I've covered the basics for the post police.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jodd84; 1356285]Anybody know anything about this? The girls name is Angel K. Bone.
[url]http://riverfronttimes.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/4500-your-first-visit-professional-affordable-massage-therapy-and-yoga/7556352[/url][/QUOTE]This girl is legit. Massage and nothing else. Well at least that is all I received. Attractive gal with a lot of tattoos and some piercings. However she gives a great massage
One of the best I have every received. So if you are look for a very good massage I highly recommended her.
Here's the Sharon ad you reference, Spoolie. I plan on calling her, too.
[url]http://riverfronttimes.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-therapy/6446186[/url]
O314
I lost her # and she used to post semi-frequently to CL but I haven't seen anything in a while. Is she even still in biz? Any help would be appreciated.
Whynot80
[quote]$75. SEXY LATINA with PRETTY FACE & GREAT. NEW YEARS SPECIAL. $75. Call 312-869-2809. 23.[/quote]3rd report.
This review is from last month Dec 2011 so I apologize for just getting around to posting it.
I called Sabrina to check on her availability. At the time, she was running a Christmas special of $50 for HE and 65 for CBJ. Set up appointment and was almost at her location when she called and asked me if I could pick up some condoms. I already had some with me so no problem. She lives in a hotel off St. Charles Rock Road and is a smoker because as soon as she opened the door the smoke smell hit me. If you're not a smoker this could be a turnoff. Sabrina is about 5'7 150 light skin with some B or small C cup breasts, a little pudgy in the midsection, and looks multi racial wih medium length black hair. If you're trying to get a visual think of actress Rosario Dawson minus about 3 points in the looks category. I don't anyone who visits her will think she's ugly by any means. She is dressed in a bikini top and some boy shorts. She has a nice personality, is a college student (books, pens, pencils, papers everywhere) and is between 22-26 years old. After she changes the sheets on her bed, I undressed and she started the massage. Massage was pretty good, she uses lotion and seems to know what she is doing. On the flip I opted for the HE. Decent massage, CBJ which is very nice. After about 10 mins she asked me was I interested in FS. I declined and she continued with CBJ. I guess it's safe to assume more is on the table for those of you interested. Ended with stroked HE. We talked for about ten mins afterwards and she gave me a hug good-bye. If you want a good massage, a very nice CBJ with more available, she is a good choice. The smoke smell and the room being a tad bit untidy for me was a downer for me. The room is not a pig sty but it could have used a thorough cleaning.
Hope this review helps and I hope I covered the basics.
Seems like a legit massage most likely but I'll be trying her my next day I'm off (which should be in next week or so). Anybody else try her yet?
[url]http://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/2794499083.html[/url]
Whynot80
Search BackPage and Google with their phone numbers and see if they have any other ads. You might want to search at [url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/searchReviews.asp[/url].
London has another ad using the name Barbie.
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/com-get-a-sexy-rub-down-barbie-18/7583686[/url]
Looked at her photos, flat chest, could be a TS.
[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz; 1355619]Any reports?
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/full-body-experience-by-london-21/7566717[/url][/QUOTE]
Excellent massage with HE. Very legit, fully dressed, full hour. Worked out the aches. [url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs.ice-30/3118497[/url]
Is this the same girl (link didn't work) and can you give any details on looks?
[QUOTE=PilotPete; 1357482]Excellent massage with HE. Very legit, fully dressed, full hour. Worked out the aches.
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs.ice-30/3118497[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gonzo7; 1356906]This girl is legit. Massage and nothing else. Well at least that is all I received. Attractive gal with a lot of tattoos and some piercings. However she gives a great massage
One of the best I have every received. So if you are look for a very good massage I highly recommended her.[/QUOTE]What was her draping and teasing policy? She offers really cheap massages and discounts to repeat customers. There could be some opportunities and for 60 dollars for 1 1/2 hours I'll take my chances.
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happiness-isanall-about-you-momentcome-get-personal/5745712[/url]
4th report.
Ok, this was a very interesting one. I will type verbatim how my conversation with Denise went, and let everyone make up their own minds on what I may have / might not have did wrong.
*NOTE* this was my first and LAST time calling her.
Me: May I speak to Denise?
Denise: This is her. Who else would answer the phone?
Me. (slight pause) Ok, I was calling about your ad on the backpage regarding a massage and wanted to,
Denise: (interrupts) I told you before, I don't have openings ok?
Me: I haven't spoken,
Denise: C'mon hon stop it. Good-bye (click)
Me: (holding the phone & replaying the conversation in my mind) Hangs up.
This is EXACTLY how the conversation went. I reread some reports on her, and the reports do state she is somewhat difficult on the phone and that callers should be nice & respectful when they call her per she performs the massages out of her home. I understand and respect that because there are some wierdos on this site and in the living breathing world we live in. I've tried to rationalize in my mind what caused her to have that type of response to a first time caller. The only thing I can think of is that maybe my number is similar to a bad customer? Regardless, I will not attempt to schedule an appointment with her again. She has a right to refuse service & instead of bad mouthing her, I will leave it at that.
Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.
[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1357770][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happiness-isanall-about-you-momentcome-get-personal/5745712[/url]
4th report.
Ok, this was a very interesting one. I will type verbatim how my conversation with Denise went, and let everyone make up their own minds on what I may have / might not have did wrong.
*NOTE* this was my first and LAST time calling her.
Me: May I speak to Denise?
Denise: This is her. Who else would answer the phone?
Me. (slight pause) Ok, I was calling about your ad on the backpage regarding a massage and wanted to,
Denise: (interrupts) I told you before, I don't have openings ok?
Me: I haven't spoken,
Denise: C'mon hon stop it. Good-bye (click)
Me: (holding the phone & replaying the conversation in my mind) Hangs up.
This is EXACTLY how the conversation went. I reread some reports on her, and the reports do state she is somewhat difficult on the phone and that callers should be nice & respectful when they call her per she performs the massages out of her home. I understand and respect that because there are some wierdos on this site and in the living breathing world we live in. I've tried to rationalize in my mind what caused her to have that type of response to a first time caller. The only thing I can think of is that maybe my number is similar to a bad customer? Regardless, I will not attempt to schedule an appointment with her again. She has a right to refuse service & instead of bad mouthing her, I will leave it at that.
Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]Sounds like she was very defensive from the beginning. Maybe you sounded like someone.
That has been stalking her? I guess she really is somewhat difficult on the phone. I wonder.
If it gets worse when someone actually does visit her?
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage/6955411[/url]
5th report.
Debbie is another provider who is well reviewed on this site, so I thought I would take the plunge and see if her glowing reviews are warranted. I'm not one to bad mouth people so I will state that she is not my cup of tea. Debbie is a white female, about 55-60 years of age, light tan hair, and if you need a visual, think of an older looking version of the actress Kathy Bates but not as attractive. She lives off Tesson Ferry & 270 in a safe, peaceful neighborhood with VERY narrow streets, no sidewalks. She is very nice on the phone and booking the appointment was not a problem. Get to her home, knock on the door and viewing her I thought "THIS is Debbie?". She's about 5'6, 185lbs, and for the body, I can't really describe her physique to be honest with you guys. Nothing stood out & I wasn't oogling her frame. The massage itself was decent on the back and on the flip, lots of oil with a HE. I need to get out of the habit of picturing how I think the provider is supposed to look, so I won't be disappointed when I get to their location. I don't like to bash ANYONE, so I hope I'm not offending anyone on the board who is one of her regulars. I just want to give you my opinion without insulting the provider. Massage was $100 for an hour. I will end my review here because I don't have anything positive to add and again, she may be great to some of you guys, just not me. This brings me to a question for all of you readers. What is proper "I don't want to go through with this massage" etiquette when you get to a providers location, see the provider and want to leave? Should I just tell her "No thanks" and walk away, walk away without saying anything, or something else? I don't want to be rude to these women, but I didn't want to go through with this massage. Any advice that doesn't involve insulting the provider would be greatly appreciated.
Hope this review helps and I have covered the basics.
[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1357770][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happiness-isanall-about-you-momentcome-get-personal/5745712[/url]
4th report.
Ok, this was a very interesting one. I will type verbatim how my conversation with Denise went, and let everyone make up their own minds on what I may have / might not have did wrong.
*NOTE* this was my first and LAST time calling her.
Me: May I speak to Denise?
Denise: This is her. Who else would answer the phone?
Me. (slight pause) Ok, I was calling about your ad on the backpage regarding a massage and wanted to,
Denise: (interrupts) I told you before, I don't have openings ok?
Me: I haven't spoken,
Denise: C'mon hon stop it. Good-bye (click)
Me: (holding the phone & replaying the conversation in my mind) Hangs up.
This is EXACTLY how the conversation went. I reread some reports on her, and the reports do state she is somewhat difficult on the phone and that callers should be nice & respectful when they call her per she performs the massages out of her home. I understand and respect that because there are some wierdos on this site and in the living breathing world we live in. I've tried to rationalize in my mind what caused her to have that type of response to a first time caller. The only thing I can think of is that maybe my number is similar to a bad customer? Regardless, I will not attempt to schedule an appointment with her again. She has a right to refuse service & instead of bad mouthing her, I will leave it at that.
Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]I am not surprised at all. I called her on 2 different occassions. 1st time I got same phone treatment as you. Very rude and unwarranted aggression. And all I did was mention the ad SHE posted. She didn't hang up but convo was short. 2nd call (don't know why I even tried a 2nd time. Maybe it was one of those days) she talked me to death! I mean it was a convo about nothing but she wouldn't stop. I actually just hung up the phone and I knew to never again call. So from her phone convo's and lengthy BP posting I realized she don't have it all together and I don't need that drama in my life regardless of her massage skillz.
[QUOTE=Jodd84;1357662]What was her draping and teasing policy? She offers really cheap massages and discounts to repeat customers. There could be some opportunities and for 60 dollars for 1 1/2 hours I'll take my chances.[/QUOTE]Fully draped and no teasing at all. Like I said, however, a great legit massage.
Good Luck.
[QUOTE=Chopperdan; 1357811]Sounds like she was very defensive from the beginning. Maybe you sounded like someone.
That has been stalking her? I guess she really is somewhat difficult on the phone. I wonder.
If it gets worse when someone actually does visit her?[/QUOTE]You will get a fair massage with HE No more on the menu. She is hard to work with. I felt like I had to kiss her ass to get an appointment.
I went once and never again. She is NUTTIER than a fruitcake!" Blah, my problems, Blah."
No thanks. Unless you like schizos, skip her and spend your money elsewhere.
Retman06
[QUOTE=Chopperdan; 1357811]Sounds like she was very defensive from the beginning. Maybe you sounded like someone.
That has been stalking her? I guess she really is somewhat difficult on the phone. I wonder.
If it gets worse when someone actually does visit her?[/QUOTE]I have tried to schedule time with Denise three times last year. I had read a few good reviews about her, but also read that she was very tough to set an appointment with. I drive the north route home so I thought I would give it a try. I did my best to be polite, but I got the results Spoolie got. I tried a couple months later thinking maybe she was having a problem with another hobbist last time I called. Denise shut me down again, I even used the phone script from her ad "Hello, Denise". I am really not sure why she even posts the ads.
Wayne
Any info on this one? Pretty reasonable rates.
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/baby-its-cold-outside-come-let-me-warm-you-up-with-my-hands-28/7591902[/url]
[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1357908][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage/6955411[/url]
5th report.
Debbie is another provider who is well reviewed on this site, so I thought I would take the plunge and see if her glowing reviews are warranted. I'm not one to bad mouth people so I will state that she is not my cup of tea. Debbie is a white female, about 55-60 years of age, light tan hair, and if you need a visual, think of an older looking version of the actress Kathy Bates but not as attractive. She lives off Tesson Ferry & 270 in a safe, peaceful neighborhood with VERY narrow streets, no sidewalks. She is very nice on the phone and booking the appointment was not a problem. Get to her home, knock on the door and viewing her I thought "THIS is Debbie?". She's about 5'6, 185lbs, and for the body, I can't really describe her physique to be honest with you guys. Nothing stood out & I wasn't oogling her frame. The massage itself was decent on the back and on the flip, lots of oil with a HE. I need to get out of the habit of picturing how I think the provider is supposed to look, so I won't be disappointed when I get to their location. I don't like to bash ANYONE, so I hope I'm not offending anyone on the board who is one of her regulars. I just want to give you my opinion without insulting the provider. Massage was $100 for an hour. I will end my review here because I don't have anything positive to add and again, she may be great to some of you guys, just not me. This brings me to a question for all of you readers. What is proper "I don't want to go through with this massage" etiquette when you get to a providers location, see the provider and want to leave? Should I just tell her "No thanks" and walk away, walk away without saying anything, or something else? I don't want to be rude to these women, but I didn't want to go through with this massage. Any advice that doesn't involve insulting the provider would be greatly appreciated.
Hope this review helps and I have covered the basics.[/QUOTE]I don't know about everyone else, but I work hard for my money. So my opinion is if you don't like what you see or situation doesn't feel right. YES just say no thanks, I change my mind and just leave. Don't wait for a response, just leave. Save your money. Also try asking more questions before you get there. It may help you determine what you should do.
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-ebony-encounters-start-here-28/4052147[/url]
6th report.
This is from Dec 2011, last month.
Called Micha and set up appointment. Her location is a cheap but clean hotel by the airport. Let me start by stating that is NOT her in the photos you see in her ad. She is African American. 5'3 160-170lbs, C or D cup breasts, and a decent size backside. She is not nearly as attractive as the girl in the ads however. If you want a visual, think Nell Carter from the sitcom Give me a Break, but not as attractive. There is no massage, and after undressing she went straight to a CBJ. Very nice. She offered FS but I declined. After about 20mins of CBJ she said her mouth was getting tired and offered to perform FS cowgirl. I told her she could finish with a HE, which she complied with because I did not want FS. If you want a very good CBJ with FS available in the price as well, then this is a perfect choice for you. If you think you're getting the woman in the ad however, you will be disappointed because thats not her. For the price I think it's a very good value, but I will not repeat because I wanted the woman in the picture not her.
Hope this review helps and that I've coverd the basics.
[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz;1357953]I am not surprised at all. I called her on 2 different occassions. 1st time I got same phone treatment as you. Very rude and unwarranted aggression. And all I did was mention the ad SHE posted. She didn't hang up but convo was short. 2nd call (don't know why I even tried a 2nd time. Maybe it was one of those days) she talked me to death! I mean it was a convo about nothing but she wouldn't stop. I actually just hung up the phone and I knew to never again call. So from her phone convo's and lengthy BP posting I realized she don't have it all together and I don't need that drama in my life regardless of her massage skillz.[/QUOTE]A is a Legend in her own mind.
[QUOTE=Brad 243;1304167]Has a pic in her ad. Short hair?[/QUOTE]I know YMMV but when I saw Jenny in Hazelwood a HE was not offered. My first time there. Did not ask but anyone know for sure if that is available?
[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz;1358176]I don't know about everyone else, but I work hard for my money. So my opinion is if you don't like what you see or situation doesn't feel right. YES just say no thanks, I change my mind and just leave. Don't wait for a response, just leave. Save your money. Also try asking more questions before you get there. It may help you determine what you should do.[/QUOTE]Good advice. This has happened to me a couple of times. I usually say I just got an emergency text from a family member and I got to go and flip them a 20 for their time.
If they look like a real skank or I fear for my safety I just say "no thanks" turn and walk away. Try to always listen to the big head.
Trust me, its happened to them before.
Rambler
[QUOTE=FhcWrestler07; 1358101]Any info on this one? Pretty reasonable rates.
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/baby-its-cold-outside-come-let-me-warm-you-up-with-my-hands-28/7591902[/url][/QUOTE]Read further on down.
[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1357770][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happiness-isanall-about-you-momentcome-get-personal/5745712[/url]
4th report.
Ok, this was a very interesting one. I will type verbatim how my conversation with Denise went, and let everyone make up their own minds on what I may have / might not have did wrong.
*NOTE* this was my first and LAST time calling her.
Me: May I speak to Denise?
Denise: This is her. Who else would answer the phone?
Me. (slight pause) Ok, I was calling about your ad on the backpage regarding a massage and wanted to,
Denise: (interrupts) I told you before, I don't have openings ok?
Me: I haven't spoken,
Denise: C'mon hon stop it. Good-bye (click)
Me: (holding the phone & replaying the conversation in my mind) Hangs up.
This is EXACTLY how the conversation went. I reread some reports on her, and the reports do state she is somewhat difficult on the phone and that callers should be nice & respectful when they call her per she performs the massages out of her home. I understand and respect that because there are some wierdos on this site and in the living breathing world we live in. I've tried to rationalize in my mind what caused her to have that type of response to a first time caller. The only thing I can think of is that maybe my number is similar to a bad customer? Regardless, I will not attempt to schedule an appointment with her again. She has a right to refuse service & instead of bad mouthing her, I will leave it at that.
Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the club. By the way, she monitors this site and, occasionally, will post a comment stating that she really is not like that.
Most senior members on here have had very similar conversations with her.
[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz;1358176]I don't know about everyone else, but I work hard for my money. So my opinion is if you don't like what you see or situation doesn't feel right. YES just say no thanks, I change my mind and just leave. Don't wait for a response, just leave. Save your money. Also try asking more questions before you get there. It may help you determine what you should do.[/QUOTE]There are lots of previous post on Debbie. Just do a little research here and you could save the time and money. Try searching the thread before you call.
[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1357770][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happiness-isanall-about-you-momentcome-get-personal/5745712[/url]
4th report.
Ok, this was a very interesting one. I will type verbatim how my conversation with Denise went, and let everyone make up their own minds on what I may have / might not have did wrong.
*NOTE* this was my first and LAST time calling her.
Me: May I speak to Denise?
Denise: This is her. Who else would answer the phone?
Me. (slight pause) Ok, I was calling about your ad on the backpage regarding a massage and wanted to,
Denise: (interrupts) I told you before, I don't have openings ok?
Me: I haven't spoken,
Denise: C'mon hon stop it. Good-bye (click)
Me: (holding the phone & replaying the conversation in my mind) Hangs up.
This is EXACTLY how the conversation went. I reread some reports on her, and the reports do state she is somewhat difficult on the phone and that callers should be nice & respectful when they call her per she performs the massages out of her home. I understand and respect that because there are some wierdos on this site and in the living breathing world we live in. I've tried to rationalize in my mind what caused her to have that type of response to a first time caller. The only thing I can think of is that maybe my number is similar to a bad customer? Regardless, I will not attempt to schedule an appointment with her again. She has a right to refuse service & instead of bad mouthing her, I will leave it at that.
Hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]I feel you bro. Here is how my first and last contact with Denise went.
Denise: Hello,
Me: Hi may I speak to Denise.
Denise:Who is this (rudely)
Me: This is xxx. I am calling regarding your ad, wondering if I can make an appointment.
Her: Yeah right whatever.
(a moment of silence as I am confused by this response)
ME: I repeat my purpose for calling.
Denise: Click!
I see I am not alone in my experience. She is either bipolar, or plain stupid. To those of you who swear by her, you are obviously some of the lucky ones. Denise if you are reading these posts as others have suggested, I want you to know, you are bipolar, or stupid. Neither is a good quality to have in your line of work.
[QUOTE=FreeStylezzz;1358176]I don't know about everyone else, but I work hard for my money. So my opinion is if you don't like what you see or situation doesn't feel right. YES just say no thanks, I change my mind and just leave. Don't wait for a response, just leave. Save your money. Also try asking more questions before you get there. It may help you determine what you should do.[/QUOTE]I also have tried a few times. Going by reports. Its not like bad things happened. It just made me wonder do I need beer goggles or what. But I learned quick to just say nah I'm good thank you and walk.
Open your wallet so only you can see what's in it and say,"Damn, I only have two $20s. Where's the nearest ATM?" Drive off and never come back.
[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1357908][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage/6955411[/url]
5th report.
This brings me to a question for all of you readers. What is proper "I don't want to go through with this massage" etiquette when you get to a providers location, see the provider and want to leave? Should I just tell her "No thanks" and walk away, walk away without saying anything, or something else? I don't want to be rude to these women, but I didn't want to go through with this massage. Any advice that doesn't involve insulting the provider would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]
She was rude to me the first time I called. I never called back. If she's paranoid, she shouldn't use a land line phone number in her ads.
[url]http://www.411.com/phone/1-314-921-4895[/url]
7th report.
Ok, I may have hit a bad streak. First my negative phone experience with an often reviewed provider (please see my previous posts, it should be obvious) and now this provider. I'm almost positive her name was Cheryl but I can't remember. Her location is off 270 by the Bigfoot truck, if that location can help clarify who she is. Called her to set up appointment and ask what rate was and was quoted $60. Set up appointment, get to her location and then the weirdness starts. She is an older white female 50-60yrs old. 5'3-5'5, 160-170lbs, blonde hair, and C cup ta-taas. Her location looks like a dental office and is safe & secure. I got undressed, and she started massage. Massage on back is actually decent, it's when the conversation started that I started thinking "OOOkay, is she in a cult?" She spent the entire hour talking about everything from God, the devil, assasins, racists, and politics. Don't get wrong, I can discuss these topics all day long with people who put me at ease. She comes off a tad bit, strange. Again, I don't want / like to bad mouth providers but the conversation was too much for my liking while I'm trying to get to my happy place, and two, some of her statements made me not feel comfortable. I'm sure we all like some conversation when we're lying in our birthday suits, but I believe that is because we (the customers) want to feel like "ok, if I close my eyes or doze off, you're not going to harm me or steal from me". Call me a scaredy cat, too easily spooked, or use any other adjectives you like, but she's a little weird. On top of the weird conversation, she wanted me to pay an additional $60 for a HE. I told her no thank you and after my 35min massage that was supposed to be 60min was up, I got dressed, left, and made the mental note to myself that was a one and done massage. I apologize again for not being 100% positive of her name but I do believe her name was Cheryl. I can't find the ad on backpage but if you guys are thinking about seeing any providers whose location is by the Bigfoot truck off 270, think long & hard.
I REALLY hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.
[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1357908][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage/6955411[/url]
5th report.
Debbie is another provider who is well reviewed on this site, so I thought I would take the plunge and see if her glowing reviews are warranted. I'm not one to bad mouth people so I will state that she is not my cup of tea. Debbie is a white female, about 55-60 years of age, light tan hair, and if you need a visual, think of an older looking version of the actress Kathy Bates but not as attractive. She lives off Tesson Ferry & 270 in a safe, peaceful neighborhood with VERY narrow streets, no sidewalks. She is very nice on the phone and booking the appointment was not a problem. Get to her home, knock on the door and viewing her I thought "THIS is Debbie?". She's about 5'6, 185lbs, and for the body, I can't really describe her physique to be honest with you guys. Nothing stood out & I wasn't oogling her frame. The massage itself was decent on the back and on the flip, lots of oil with a HE. I need to get out of the habit of picturing how I think the provider is supposed to look, so I won't be disappointed when I get to their location. I don't like to bash ANYONE, so I hope I'm not offending anyone on the board who is one of her regulars. I just want to give you my opinion without insulting the provider. Massage was $100 for an hour. I will end my review here because I don't have anything positive to add and again, she may be great to some of you guys, just not me. This brings me to a question for all of you readers. What is proper "I don't want to go through with this massage" etiquette when you get to a providers location, see the provider and want to leave? Should I just tell her "No thanks" and walk away, walk away without saying anything, or something else? I don't want to be rude to these women, but I didn't want to go through with this massage. Any advice that doesn't involve insulting the provider would be greatly appreciated.
Hope this review helps and I have covered the basics.[/QUOTE]I saw Debbie first time Friday. I can't argue with most of what you are saying, however, I will return. My HE also inlcuded BBBJ and then covered CG and Mish. To each his own, but for a 55-60 year old, she performed well taking care of the HE.
[QUOTE=Chet Font; 1358552]She was rude to me the first time I called. I never called back. If she's paranoid, she shouldn't use a land line phone number in her ads.
[url]http://www.411.com/phone/1-314-921-4895[/url][/QUOTE]You are an ass. 1st rule of the hobby is never post a persons real Identity! No matter how rude she is to people on the phone she doesn't deserve being outed like this!
[QUOTE=Spoolie70; 1358582]7th report.
Ok, I may have hit a bad streak. First my negative phone experience with an often reviewed provider (please see my previous posts, it should be obvious) and now this provider. I'm almost positive her name was Cheryl but I can't remember. Her location is off 270 by the Bigfoot truck, if that location can help clarify who she is. Called her to set up appointment and ask what rate was and was quoted $60. Set up appointment, get to her location and then the weirdness starts. She is an older white female 50-60yrs old. 5'3-5'5, 160-170lbs, blonde hair, and C cup ta-taas. Her location looks like a dental office and is safe & secure. I got undressed, and she started massage. Massage on back is actually decent, it's when the conversation started that I started thinking "OOOkay, is she in a cult?" She spent the entire hour talking about everything from God, the devil, assasins, racists, and politics. Don't get wrong, I can discuss these topics all day long with people who put me at ease. She comes off a tad bit, strange. Again, I don't want / like to bad mouth providers but the conversation was too much for my liking while I'm trying to get to my happy place, and two, some of her statements made me not feel comfortable. I'm sure we all like some conversation when we're lying in our birthday suits, but I believe that is because we (the customers) want to feel like "ok, if I close my eyes or doze off, you're not going to harm me or steal from me". Call me a scaredy cat, too easily spooked, or use any other adjectives you like, but she's a little weird. On top of the weird conversation, she wanted me to pay an additional $60 for a HE. I told her no thank you and after my 35min massage that was supposed to be 60min was up, I got dressed, left, and made the mental note to myself that was a one and done massage. I apologize again for not being 100% positive of her name but I do believe her name was Cheryl. I can't find the ad on backpage but if you guys are thinking about seeing any providers whose location is by the Bigfoot truck off 270, think long & hard.
I REALLY hope this review helps and that I've covered the basics.[/QUOTE]Cheryl may be the looniest of them all. Remember Glen Close in "Fatal Attraction? Cheryl even went off on me one day when she thought that I was seeing another "therapist".
She actually could give you a great massage. Especially if she shuts up. There was a lot more than just a massage there. However, after she knows you she starts hitting you up for money.
Way too much drama. Kept getting worse. Havn't been back in years. Apparently, nothing has changed. By the way, a lot of the current providers out there have worked in that office with her. She bad mouthed every one of them. Very paranoid.
Thank you spoolie for the reports, I wish more people would make reports. Since that is what this is for.
That said, I haven't gone for a massage in quite awhile but after a 2 hour commute yesterday I wanted one and I found some backpage ads about Nuru massage which sounded interesting. I'm still feeling taken but I guess it was my turn to take the hit for everyone on here who has reported and saved me in the past.
First off, both ads for nuru on BP are the same chic who isn't pictured. She, at first, was understandable on the phone but after I got the hourly rate, a general location to head towards and she relaxed I couldn't understand a word she said. I arrived at her place at 6:52pm after she guided me in from 270atmo bottom. Late 30s, thin, be cup maybe but because of the buck teeth and butter face I give her a five. Clean house in an ok area but again after 3 or 4 sentences I couldn't understand a word she said in fact I still can't decide if she was going into an accent of some kind or just started mumbling.
Giving up on conversation I hinted to get this thing rolling so I was taken to a small bedroom with an uncovered inflated air matress was laying. She mumbled something and started squirting coco butter all over it so I took that as my que and took position. After squirting ice cold lotion all over me, she spread it around and asked if I wanted to flip, so I did. She slid around on top of me awhile then spun around head to toe and presented herself for mutual touching, after I began I was given directions on how. The most disturbing moment was when she grabbed a tube of stuff and emptied half the tube on me and when I asked what it was she looked at me with these big eyes, smiled really big, spread her fingers out and clapped them together trying to get the goo to stretch from one hand to the other while giggling awkwardly. I asked 2 more times and got the same responce at which point I started to wonder if she was mentally retarded. Finished with a pretty good HE but she wouldn't stop after I was done and I had to roll away to get her to stop.
She then went 'to prepare my shower' which I took alone after gathering everything, including the towel I had to bring and locking myself in. I got dressed, came out, we talked for a minute about how she wants to start to offer hot stone therapy in the future, I went out, sat in my car and it was 7:28pm.
SO to sum up I paid a buck and a half for an hour nuru massage which actually was 19 minutes of a potentially retarted chic sliding around on top of me giggling and a shower. Now I know why she wanted to be paid first.
Thank you spoolie for the reports, I wish more people would make reports. Since that is what this is for.
That said, I haven't gone for a massage in quite awhile but after a 2 hour commute yesterday I wanted one and I found some backpage ads about Nuru massage which sounded interesting. I'm still feeling taken but I guess it was my turn to take the hit for everyone on here who has reported and saved me in the past.
First off, both ads for nuru on BP are the same chic who isn't pictured. She, at first, was understandable on the phone but after I got the hourly rate, a general location to head towards and she relaxed I couldn't understand a word she said. I arrived at her place at 6:52pm after she guided me in from 270atmo bottom. Late 30s, thin, be cup maybe but because of the buck teeth and butter face I give her a five. Clean house in an ok area but again after 3 or 4 sentences I couldn't understand a word she said in fact I still can't decide if she was going into an accent of some kind or just started mumbling.
Giving up on conversation I hinted to get this thing rolling so I was taken to a small bedroom with an uncovered inflated air matress was laying. She mumbled something and started squirting coco butter all over it so I took that as my que and took position. After squirting ice cold lotion all over me, she spread it around and asked if I wanted to flip, so I did. She slid around on top of me awhile then spun around head to toe and presented herself for mutual touching, after I began I was given directions on how. The most disturbing moment was when she grabbed a tube of stuff and emptied half the tube on me and when I asked what it was she looked at me with these big eyes, smiled really big, spread her fingers out and clapped them together trying to get the goo to stretch from one hand to the other while giggling awkwardly. I asked 2 more times and got the same responce at which point I started to wonder if she was mentally retarded. Finished with a pretty good HE but she wouldn't stop after I was done and I had to roll away to get her to stop.
She then went 'to prepare my shower' which I took alone after gathering everything, including the towel I had to bring and locking myself in. I got dressed, came out, we talked for a minute about how she wants to start to offer hot stone therapy in the future, I went out, sat in my car and it was 7:28pm.
SO to sum up I paid a buck and a half for an hour nuru massage which actually was 19 minutes of a potentially retarted chic sliding around on top of me giggling and a shower. Now I know why she wanted to be paid first.
Does anyone know what ever happened to skye? I saw her 3 or 4 times a couple years ago, smart, funny, cute, great tits, awesome massage and he. She was the best. I thought I heard somewhere that she was running the girls next door group and I remember her thing was to say I can't wait to get my sticky hands all over you or something close to it but I have not been able to confirm.
ANYONE can reverse look up land line phone numbers at 411. Com for free. Why do you think she uses her land line number in her BP ad instead of a cell? She's either 100% legit or crazy.
Enjoy your ignorance.
[QUOTE=Brt715;1358872]You are an ass. 1st rule of the hobby is never post a persons real Identity! No matter how rude she is to people on the phone she doesn't deserve being outed like this![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chet Font;1358531]Open your wallet so only you can see what's in it and say,"Damn, I only have two $20s. Where's the nearest ATM?" Drive off and never come back.[/QUOTE]"I'm sorry, the money is in the car." Works too. Just be polite. You may get yelled at or a rude text, so what.