The Monger Gods Were Smiling
Here's a wild one from the annals of the Weird and Wonderful, and it happened to me just a couple of days ago. I live in extreme-suburban JAX, like an hour's drive, minimum, from downtown. I had reason to be at work very early on Monday morning (curse you evil slave-driving boss!) so was headed out of my neighborhood at the ungodly hour of 5:00 AM. Within seconds of leaving my house and upon entering the local state highway, I see a woman walking along side of the road. Rarely do we see pedestrians in this fairly remote part of the county, and NEVER a woman so early in the morning. I drove past her a couple of blocks before my 'spidey senses' suddenly kicked in (hey, I did say it was damn early!) and I circled back around to ask her if she needed a ride. After all, I am a gentleman, if nothing else. She hopped in, expressing great relief, and babbling some story about a guy that had picked her up last night, brought her home to his remote location, gotten high on coke, started acting really flaky. Yada, yada, yada. She was making good her 'escape' and I was her 'Prince Charming' to the rescue! As she sat there I quickly recognized her as a WSW I'd picked up several years ago on 8th St. in JAX. That should tell you guys how long ago that was. 8th hasn't seen much action in years. I made no mention that I knew her 'profession', and she surely would have no reason to have recognized me from our chance encounter so many years ago.
So anyway, she proceeds to promise to 'service me, any way you want' (her words, not mine) if I will simply take her to her intended destination near downtown. I say, 'No problem' (that neighborhood's right on my way to work).
To my utter amazement and delight, I received 20 minutes of wet, sloppy BBBJ driving down I-95 (don't think my dear old driver's ed. teacher would have approved) , all while she has her knickers down around her ankles. I have one hand on the wheel and used the other to play 'bingo, bango, bongo' with both holes. I wondered for a moment if anyone driving by us ever saw that rather large, white peach of an a$$ up in the air, but I really didn't care. I got her to her desired destination, and nary a word was said about compensation. Guess it was a win-win for both of us. She was in her late 30's, a bit thick, but not fugly by any means. And hey, the price was right. (Sorry, can't remember the name and, frankly, it wasn't THAT good)
I could probably live another life-time and never have such a thing occur again, but if there is any point to this story, it's that one should always keep your eyes peeled for 'strollers', 'cause, damn, you just never know.
- Rippa
Robbed at gunpoint tonight.
0330, BSW 5'8' with platform shoes, big tits, juicy ass, tiny waist at hss station on PH and emerson. Also saw her earlier in the night at the race station on Univ. Sucks. She got away with over $550 cash and my iphone. Left me with my credit cards though (really classy gal).
She hopped in and didn't waste a breathe. Didn't even wait to get acquainted. She pulled the hand-gun from her purse as soon as she opened the door. Thought for a split second about pulling mine but she had position on me and I would've been toast.
It's unfortunate. Think I'm swearing off SW's from now on. SUCKS ASS!
You've been warned. Be safe fellas.
Some rules I followed for the past 20yrs
1. Always drive around and check side streets, parking lots, etc. Looking for Uncles, pimps, etc.
2. Never pickup anyone that isn't traveling alone. I may pass a girl 3-4 times while checking her out. And yes sometimes I lose her to one of you other guys, but I am always safe.
3. If she doesn't get in the car with you keep driving, never talk to them outside the car unless you are offering them a ride. Don't pull into a hotel and go straight to her room unless you had her and our car driving there (see #4)
4. Once in the car, get some exposure, touching, before talking ANY details. The uncle check, for her and you.
5. Lockup my wallet, and separate the bills into different pockets (so I only pull out the $ I need and they never no if I have more.)
6. Turn off and hide my phone.
7. Lock-up anything of value in the backseat glove box etc.
8. Evaluate the girl, If she is being too obviously, waving wildly, yelling, or anything else drawing attention to her. Pass.
9. Never return to a place she has unless there is absolutley no-one there. If I show up and someone is there, I leave.
10. Have your own parking places checked out, don't let her pick, unless you now the area. I am surprise that girls pick dead-end streets etc, places that when you uncle drives by he can see you and places you in a suspicsious situtation inviting them to join you.
11. Never let them use your phone (HM phones not included).
12. 99% of what they say to you is a lie.
13. Carry your own cleaning items, Some wet wipes, Some anti-bac gel. Protect yourself.
14. Never wear raincoats that are provided for you. Get your own.
Mainly follow your gut. If at any time you do not feel comfortable, something is not right, walk away. Think of all the times something went wrong, and you remember feeling it.
Enjoy
Generally speaking. 99% of the time
A female decoy will not get in a guy's car. That's why when you pull up, you ask if they need a ride; would they like to get something to eat; never talk about what you really want while they are standing outside your car. Drive off if they don't get in and if they do get in, drive off and just talk about general stuff before talking about a LEO check because if you ask this question too soon (especially while in the immediate pick up spot) , they might get you for requesting a lewd act- like can you show me your private area or something. Its no big deal for a girl to get in a LEO car because the guy is much bigger and stronger and usually has an advantage over the girl; but it don't work the same the other way around.
[QUOTE=TrickBoy;1404092]I trolled on a motorcycle here in Jacksonville for almost 7 years (Around 20% of the girls are too scared of motorcycles to run off with me.). It seems to me that no Police Department would let a decoy get on a motorcycle. Wouldn't the same be true of getting in a car and riding away.[/QUOTE]
Watch out for "bust bails"
[QUOTE=TrickBoy; 1404247]We seem to be in agreement. If a girl gets in your car (or on your motorcycle) and rides off with you, she is almost positively not LEO. Personal experience tells me the odds are higher than 99.
On a side note, I once had a female CCSO want a ride. I wouldn't do it because she was in uniform. Too bad, she was cute.[/QUOTE]
JSO has an unwritten, little talked about system called bust bail. This means that if the jail is overcrowded (which happens often) and her charge is the third solicitation charge in 3 months (felony) the girl is released on bail and appointed with a court date. If she cooperates with leo and "sets up" a certain number of felony arrests, her case is dismissed. If she's carrying more than 15 pills and drops them in your monger mobile then you get pulled over by leo, you're counting towards her bust bail buddy.
This is why it is very important to keep up with the shame shame shame. If you see a girl who has been in it too much. STAY AWAY!
Danielle is the newest one on bust bail now. Watch out for her. She's a hottie but there's a reason why she's been in shame shame shame about 15 times in the last 3 months. It's my best hunch that she's working with leo now. She's acting VERY differently than she normally does. That's a red flag for me.