Streetwalker Reports

Had to deposit check in bank & pick up some supplies at Parkrose Hardware before they closed. Copilot & I hit it JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # between 6:45>8:00.

WSW "Potato Sack Girl" was out & about near Flavel carts.

WSW Quasimodo was talking to some guy who stopped at Harbor Freight. Vanished after that, did one of you fuckers actually pick her up? I want a report!

The sturdy blonde Lexi like WSW from last night had moved South from Baxter's lot & changed from that nice blue dress/ankle boots into jean shorts, pink top & sandals plus put her hair up. She looked better last night. Got picked up right in front of Quasimodo.

Redhead WSW Susie from my reports #2320 2304 & 2369 was looking sultry in same wedge heels & clingy mini pictured in my one of my reports. Had her hair in some nice handlebars braids. Haven't seen her out in a while. Almost pushing PAWG recently but is a good reasonable three hole BBFS ride.

Oh yeah, RandomPlant. Can confirm Sara #30 has dyed her original blonde hair>dark brunette. Saw her in some jeans & off the shoulder white top near Burnside. Looped around & she came up to truck until she recognized me & the copilot. LOL.

I thought I recognized her on Monday night at Glisan car wash (report # 3509) w/ the patterned tights & jogging top. I was too lazy to double check last night. What really threw me off was she seems less busty & pudgy than when I had her (and threw her out within blocks) in ride not that long ago. While the weight loss looks good, I guess her chest deflated along w/ the rest. Another entitled & haughty hooker to avoid & a real waste of some white girl DSL.

Bagger Vance was the constant steady presence as usual.

Blonde skinny WSW Diamond was near that shit hotel at Sandy Hill talking at window of the interested. Minus the skates had the total Roller Girl Boogie Nights red silk shorts outfit going on. Though Heather Graham pulled off the look much much better.

A few BSW scattered from high school upper Sandy. Ranged from crack head Auschwitz skinny>sturdy w/ no cheese in sight. I hope all the cottage cheese ones are going into hibernation for the upcoming Winter. God knows they'll survive it.

While not as active as same period last night, still better than the weekend. A lot more PPD spotted compared to last night.

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=Zizix;4989850]So last weekend sat night I was out cruising and see this really cute girl walking up the hill from sandy I turn in and she walks up and gets in. Can't remember her name I rarly do but she is super cute petite just what I like maybe 5 foot tall 105-110 total spinner great body that I saw walking and then she starts talking and has the cutest southern accent that just melts me. I try to work out a deal with her says she is tired and prettymuch done for the night and could I give her a ride to her place down Columbia blvd I say ya ok half way their she is talking to a friend and decided she wanted to goto jubitz I drop her off their and get number try on sun night with no luck.

And to this weekend nothing on sat night then sun morning I get a text can we meet she needs money for her room and I tell her I'm just getting breakfast will be a few she says ok. In the meantime I guess finds another guy and all I get is silence all Sunday and Monday afternoon. Then around dinner I was in the middle of cooking it anyway and couldn't just drop it and leave says she is free and would I come pic her up I tell her I'm cooking and be a bit she say fine pick me up at her hotel (I don't do incall with girls I've never been with ever trust issue) anyway I message her I'm leaving and here crickets when I get their nothing wait a bit call nothing so I decide I'm on 82nd ill stroll a bit and see if anything worth looking at is out not much on a Monday night and another thing I never go out on a work night I have to be IP early 3 am so rare for me I start heading back to where her room is and call when I'm close she answers and says sorry she is busy now fml so home I go.

Fucking hookers can be so unreliable some or most times might have given up on her most likly if it wasnt for the southern accent maybe will work out next weekend if she is still around.[/QUOTE]Damn. Sucks you get the run around. Definitely keep us updated, I'm curious as to what got you all hooked LOL. Stats are definitely nice, 5 ft, 110 lbs, seems like a thin tight package of fun. Give the hoe one more attempt. Then just say "it doesn't seem to be working out between us, be well, bye" then delete her number bruh. You lose nothing since she's a flake and all your doing is giving yourself blue balls and wasting your time and gas. I do hope it works out, but ditch the *****. She's clearly using you at her convenience. Bitches love a good chase, especially since she's experienced that your polite and helpful, not a "creep" like so many she's met. She'll most likely "chase" you to be normal with you and then you win LOL.

After a couple of rainy or showery workdays, I was feeling more bored than horny & still recuperating from my last long date w / Merry. Yet felt up for a JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # 7:15>9:30 +- & copilot was more than agreeable to ride so off we went.

It was a night of popular culture themed hookers tonight more than any other night in quite some time.

Right out of the gate at Flavel WSW criddler who was channeling Pete Townsend Monday night & "loved the copilot & me" LOL was in rolled up jeans & high top sneakers. Minus the crazy could have been an extra in Happy Days Sock Hop.

WSW Quasimodo was sitting at Harbor Freight actually looking surprisingly good. I finally figured out my attraction to her tonight. She is almost a dead ringer for my 8th grade Christmas prom date Rina Lieberman who gave me my first hand job & got extremely pissed at the L'chaim I squirted all over her dress & wrist corsage. LOL.

At Holgate the sturdy WSW Lexi like blonde I've seen recently around that general area was wearing a short skirt w/ some ankle boots. Nice legs though I'm still not impressed w/ her face much. Something about turned up noses that remind me of cartoon bovine.

Just before Fu Bon well rounded & long black haired BSW wearing knee high black boots & tight leopard skin shorts w/ built in garter belts. She was getting a ton of attention from circling cars. Saw her get scooped twice. Not an ounce of cottage cheese happening here for all you lactose intolerant types.

Just past AutoZone was WSW early thirties+- dirty blonde in skirt & jacket looking at all cars w/ single occupant. Didn't look too bad from across 82nd.

Sara #30 was lurking about in the shadows by Burnside MCD's.

A couple of BSW's from Glisan 84. Not memorable but not full on BBW one way or another.

First one I turned in to check out was a dirty blonde pony tailed twenties WSW in modest shorts & tank top was in front of the States. She was getting scooped right off 82nd as I came around & was SW cute w/ a nice ass/chest. Never seen her before.

Across from old Taco House there was a younger ASW in heels & just below the shoulder hair struggling hard to keep her little black dress from riding up. Hard for me estimate Asians age but guessing middle twenties. Looked fairly cute w/ a little extra padding evenly distributed.

Lots of obvious action on Sandy hill. Was sure I saw Zirix's WSW tiny unicorn spinner "Fendi" getting picked up nearby. Looked again at her STG ad & confidence is strong. She's fucking cute.

Skinny WSW Diamond was in red dress w/ heels. She was rocking the Kardashian/Bo Derek white girls braided hair heavily. I love slutty pigtails but from my perspective full braids look like fucking octopus on a woman's head. Her & another nice dirty blonde WSW in mini w/ spaghetti straps heels topped w/ a shawl were directing cars, hanging in front of smaller motel w/ waiting customers, Tyrones, horns honking & just being obvious to several neighbors across the street watching. I wouldn't be surprised if the PPD is getting some complaints. Use extra caution around there, it's a shitshow of stupid.

Except for a couple BBW BSW & the usual street criddlers on Sandy upper # it was pretty dead. Again, skipped it after first look.

At Frolics was a light skinned BBW BSW, yet another w/ crew cut though w/ some short pigtails looking like short antenna. She looked hungrily at me as I passed & under those fluorescents her skin tone (and outfit) made her look like a female Shrek. No wonder she looked at me w/ hunger she was thinking grind his bones to make some bread. LOL.

After a walk for copilot high school park & another lap produced nothing of interest, went & got some late takeout ribs/slaw & called it.

A couple PPD out & the UC silver charger was near Foster.

Safe recons & life.

I'll be out tonight for Recon only. Look forward to a long overdue AM date with The Workingmans Best Friend tomorrow.

Miss that Queen out there. Miss seeing her in her zone / frequented area. Fuck Covid. Game Changer.

At about 6 on Saturday night there was a SW named Kimberee, Kimbray, or Kimbrody, or some variant of that name standing in front of the Klickatat 7-11. Her name wasn't Kimberly, but something else very similar. She was wearing a salmon color mini-skirt and matching shoes. Once I made my purchase at the store, she was gone. Really cute, any reports?

Out on Friday around 5. I had someone in the car. But there was a real hot tall skinny BSW in short dress walking down the hill to sandy.

There were others in the area Much larger Not of any interest to me.

S1.

Hit the blade yesterday afternoon strictly for some recon and found next to nothing, only two sightings. The one that looks like golem and one of the Sarah's in her leggings. Pretty disappointing for such a nice day.

Some late reports.

Saturday Night:

After a lazy day of firewood splitting, yard work & a long walk w/ the copilot. Took a nap that extended past dark. Of course, I slept through the text from Merrill & her frisky way of saying "want to get together after my shift". Texted her back "sure I would" but that was somewhat short of cash. Didn't seem to be that important to her as long as long as she could do a "lot" of laundry here & could I barbecue Sunday.

Though I still think weekend nights are frequently weak, thought I'd do some 82nd recon foreplay before heading downtown. With that ever willing copilot, some tunes & drink loaded off we went. Hit JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # starting about 9:45>11:15 for a couple laps. I thought only have enough time for one lap yet Merry was delayed to just after 11:00.

Right at Duke saw WSW in clamdigger shorts w/ patterned stockings sticking out of the shorts. Tight patterned top w/ brunette hair up. Looked new to me & looped around for a 2nd look & it was Sarah #1.5 all hookered up compared to her usual fusty smegma covered outfits! Note to self: schedule a fucking eye appointment Zava.

Quasimodo was sitting at IHOP bench staring hard at all cars. Saw her later dragging her foot near Foster.

Denise was doing that weird style of walking she sometimes does near Glisan in flowered dress & heels.

LSW Carmella had her hair up & was just past the States walking South in tight jeans & boots w/ lips painted fire engine red. While not the type I always look for just might have to rethink as those tits & lips were a siren song in my ears. Her jacket was open to show those jiggling boobs in some skimpy & exceptionally low cut top. I just had to get a 2nd look at those jiggling puppies & looped around perfectly & met her at corner. Simultaneously as I was about to talk to her for a second when some middle aged Asian idiot in glasses & white SUV flipped an obvious you turn & stopped right in front of me blocking my truck. I thought the idiot was going to take the driver's side front corner of truck off. WTF you clueless fuckhead? He started talking & gesturing loudly & she looked confused. I yelled at the idiot to get the hell out of my way. I just smiled at her & gestured another time to her. I should have just pepper sprayed the squinty four eyed pushy fuckwheat. Luckily PPD presence was nonexistent on 82nd due to the dumb boys being in town.

Bagger Vance was at the usual location. Had to laugh she reminded me a bit of Cousin It from the Addams Family w/ that long wig past her shoulders & totally covering her face.

A couple of BSW near Fremont & Sandy Hill. Another night w/ no cottage cheese to befoul my retinas. I'm liking this ongoing trend.

Empty all up the Sandy upper # until the way back at Prescott boot store where BBW BSW Shrek was out again. There's got to be some sort of old woman ogre who lived in a boot joke there yet I'm coming up blank.

A sturdy younger WSW w/ blondish pink dreaded & beaded long hair was in miniskirt & ankle boots. Had a small backpack on & kept her hoodie up. Got a quick look at her face & it was SW serviceable. Her & her shadowing Tyrone were from Stark>Division all night. Baggy assed Tyrone was in the shadows at times & occasionally twenty feet away. Another I cute faced one I didn't recognize.

A young cute plain looking brunette WSW tiny spinner in jeans & wearing a blue bandanna dew rag covering her head was in the above area, yet another I don't remember seeing before. Gave me a tight forced smile between puffing on her cigarette.

One criddler WSW brunette w/ a Dutch boy haircut sitting at Stark MCD's bus stop in patterned tights was looking for company all night. She was so persistent if you caught the red light wrong, she was at your window. I had to time hitting the green to avoid her toothless smile on next passes. Lately I've been a crazy criddler magnet to my chagrin. Fuck me.

Finally got the text I was waiting for & called it. I wasn't kidding when I said nonexistent PPD or any other LE. Saw not a one all night until I crossed the river.

Sunday Afternoon:

Coming back from 1000 Acres afternoon of hiking & swimming w/ the copilot & Merry +- 4:45. As I drove home, I'd realized I'd spaced out taking any barbecue out of freezer before we left. Got off at Sandy bypass as we figured out dinner & where to stop. Reverse recon Sandy>82nd>JCB.

Of course, Bagger Vance was where we all expect her to be.

At Stark was trim lithesome WSW late twenties early thirties long dirty blonde hair to middle of back though lower hair was bright blonde. Wearing black yoga pants w/ loose & flowy off the shoulder tan top w/ tank top underneath. Cute & rocking that 70's Jackie O sunglasses look between her subtle waves at vehicles. Another I'd never seen & will have to keep an eye open for.

At Taboo was nice younger WSW amazon natural redhead in short ponytail, tight black shorts w/ some nice heels showing off her long legs. A fair amount of tats on legs & arms. While waiting for light watched her as she walked in for some lucky fucker between Taboo & bakery. Damn she was my kind of sluuty ginger.

Both of the above I'd have seriously broken some stealth recon rules + some traffic laws to intercept.

By the time we got to Foster we'd finally decided on Dungeness for dinner & stopped where the old FM was.

When leaving noticed Quasimodo at Harbor Freight in jeans & bikini top. She's been in the vicinity all this weekend.

A late twenties +- thicker blonde WSW was near Flavel carts in pink dress & heels. Sort of homely w/ some belly.

Had quite a few requests for more Merry photos from the peanut gallery. So, here's one last one. She tells me she's been out walking at least twice after our July coast trip (and the stories she tells make laugh out fucking loud SMDHS). Up your game boys.

So, go find her & post your own photos, I can't be the only documenting their adventures.

Safe recons & life.

Coming back from the Country Club, North / South there was a whole bunch of 1/2 shirts and Hookerish clothing.

Lots of action Fremont way.

A nerdy BSW caught my eye but she was fucking around with her phone, Tyrone near.

Lots more flesh all the way South. Tonight should be good.

In other news, in the last few days 4 different Walkers have notified me they will be out Walking this week, forward.

BSW Sammie.

WSW Frankie.

WSW Holly (not Se Habla).

And the best news of all the Queen.

WSW Workingmans Best Friend.

Was bored & restless, so decided to hit the streets last night around 11 pm. Saw some aspiring talent.

There were this police duo that pulled over 2 cars, black Mercedes by 82 bar and grill. And gave a really hard time to a silver honda civic down by standard tv and appliance. Sat the dude on the curb, couldn't tell if he was cuffed or not and searched his car. Dude must have felt violated LOL. Other than those 2 didn't see any others.

Kinda sparse. 7-11 on klickitat was a hangout for tyrones and hoes. And who I assume is "bagger vance" (slouched, unhappy looking BSW, a hood on normally sitting on the bus bench) wasn't there. A LSW was there tho, tight jeans and a phat ass, not really my thing. Looked good till you get within 10 ft. Then its a quick uturn to get outa there and slap yourself for even considering it LOL.

Saw another young LSW, dark hair, white hoodie, pink booty shorts, hoe must have been cold. That hoody did nothing to cover that chubby bootay. Dem cheeks were falling out dem hoe shorts LOL. Saw her hugging a few tyrones, saying watsup and flashin dem jiggly saggy asscheeks to all the incoming traffic. Hoe is proud and confident of her moneymaker. I'm sure I saw whoever flipped a uturn swoop her. She was pretty loud and seemed a bit drunk.

Down by the utopia restaurant the hoes were gang ganging. 5 or 6 of them in a group. Just chillin, first time I saw a "fur coat" on a hoe like in the movies. Reminded me of the scene of the movie where a hoe pulls out a cell phone to call the tyrone who then comes and shoots up the small shop. Kiss of the dragon with jet li.

Don't know why, but out of nowhere I got this vibe that they would probably try to hustle or rob you out of your money if you gave them a chance in your car. When I see hoes "organised" like that it just seems like they have an ulterior motive, not thinking about pleasuring you, the customer. Am I just being paranoid or have any of you had any good experiences with these ladies? They were all 5-7 in looks. But hey, when they give cheap head can I really complain? LOL. 2 WSW, 1 BSW, 1 asw, and that flabbyass LSW with dem pink bootay shorts was part of them too I think.

Went up and down 82nd, from sandy down to the food carts by Johnson creek river, is that the "normal route"?

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;4953796]If I reported all the bonehead pickup moves I've witnessed on 82nd recently my reports would be pages longer & since I've had a complaint or three about my report lengths I don't want to strain some's reading comprehension. SMDHS.

The days of incognito scooping mattering on 82nd are over for the time being. A lot of newcomers just jumping stupidly headfirst into the SW abyss & it shows. I've been out scooped more recently than ever..[/QUOTE]Looks like they're driving prices way up too. Getting back into the hobby after a long rest. Picked up two tonight, both didn't even try negotiating what I thought was already a high rate and just got out without saying anything.

I'll tell you my Quasimodo story, it begins some 6-7 years ago.

I first saw her some years ago and the first wasn't P4P. At one time she and her pillhead Kyle were merely Emo panhandlers downtown.

Fast forward mere months and her and her Kyle made it out East to the Blade. Kyle disappeared and she started Walking.

She has always frequented between Holgate and Flavel, mostly between Holgate and Foster.

The first pickup was near Foster. Our first date was in a school yard. Nothing memorable other than she was economical and she was somewhat engaging. We dated 3-4 times total.

Before the pharmaceuticals took a firm hold she was decent looking, full bush and her tits were waist tits (gravity), definitely endowed for a little frame.

I'll spare any desparaging remarks but she has been.
a no go for many years now.

I've always looked out for her during my travels, or I should say for the last 5 years I've stopped and given her an umbrella, given her food (quick rip through Jack / McDs) and other things because her situation is as dire as dire can be. She is the poster child of the streets and heroin addiction. No comment on her bunk foot, it would be pure speculation. Sad stuff this one.

$10 Zavi gets her in his vehicle someday. In the vehicle to help her out, no doubt not date cause he's a stand up dude.

[QUOTE=Blee2433;5000043]
Went up and down 82nd, from sandy down to the food carts by Johnson creek river, is that the "normal route"?[/QUOTE]Though I never score much up there for some reason. Sandy>122nd +- also has some occasional opportunities.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5000196]I'll tell you my Quasimodo story, it begins some 6-7 years ago.

I first saw her some years ago and the first wasn't P4P. At one time she and her pillhead Kyle were merely Emo panhandlers downtown.

Fast forward mere months and her and her Kyle made it out East to the Blade. Kyle disappeared and she started Walking.

She has always frequented between Holgate and Flavel, mostly between Holgate and Foster.

The first pickup was near Foster. Our first date was in a school yard. Nothing memorable other than she was economical and she was somewhat engaging. We dated 3-4 times total.

Before the pharmaceuticals took a firm hold she was decent looking, full bush and her tits were waist tits (gravity), definitely endowed for a little frame.

I'll spare any desparaging remarks but she has been.
a no go for many years now.

I've always looked out for her during my travels, or I should say for the last 5 years I've stopped and given her an umbrella, given her food (quick rip through Jack / McDs) and other things because her situation is as dire as dire can be. She is the poster child of the streets and heroin addiction. No comment on her bunk foot, it would be pure speculation. Sad stuff this one.

$10 Zavi gets her in his vehicle someday. In the vehicle to help her out, no doubt not date cause he's a stand up dude.[/QUOTE]Thanks Rammer.

Though I suspected as much. Your FHT more than satisfied any curiosity I had about her. Also seen her off & on for years in same area & never could pull the trigger.

What triggered my memory of nostalgic yearning was a week or so ago Merry & I got somewhat margarita silly & started recounting our first sexual experiences (well besides masturbation LOL). The l'chaim prom date princess was my mine. Merry just about peed herself she was laughing so hard when I related my feeble attempts to round the various bases of Rina's early developing body. Laughed even harder when I admitted I lasted all of thirty seconds even w/ her awkward & disinterested teenaged manipulations.

Never got a second chance w/ good old Rina as I got arrested for a matchbox full of pot the next day & her folks banned her from ever seeing me again. Also shooting a teenaged megaload over her corsage & dress likely didn't help my chances. She wouldn't even meet my eyes in school corridors after. LOL. Anyway, once my folks got me out of that felony shitstorm my family moved to Bay Area before the school term even ended. Never looked back once I discovered California girls.

I know I'll continue to pass Quasi up after your comments. One of these days drop some food or the like off for her.

Also try to finish a couple of the FHT languishing on my computer. SMDHS.

There were four girls on sandy. All east of 108th. The light where the auto parts store is. One was haggard as hell and old. You know Gums and all gums. LOL One had on some black tube top with straps. Short shorts looked good not large at all but not a spinner. Seemed younger than the rest. I did not have a chance to double back. She would be worth checking out. There were two more walking west. Likely civies, but one never knows. Another was heavier with black and white spandex skin tights on. She was on the heavy side. I was shocked to see this many out at 8 pm on sandy. Hard part is its now dark then and a ***** to see what you are getting or if any Tyrones are lurking. Got to be careful you know.

I am not usually out that late. But might have to check out that area again. The one girl peaked my interest.

Stay safe out there. I did not see any sign on LE.

Best all.

[QUOTE=********;5003136]I am not usually out that late. But might have to check out that area again. The one girl peaked my interest.[/QUOTE]I think you mean 'piqued' your interest, no?

My workday got fucked w/ material delays Was bouncing around waiting & after watching the food fight masquerading as a presidential (sic) debate. Netflix queue caught up & finished last unread book I had around I was bored.

Copilot & I headed out 9:30>11:30 +- JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # to see what was happening.

JCB>Flavel was heavy w/ Clackamas cruisers & UC SUV for some reason. Didn't matter as the sewer construction & police presence going on killed off most foot traffic in area. The cruisers or SUV had someone lit up on all my passes there.

Empty until Stark where BBW WSW Otter Pop was walking. I sped up some after her look my way.

A ton of PPB in Hong Phat lot 3-4 SUV w/ officers shooting the shit outside their vehicles. Concurrently the silver UC SUV had some car pulled right at Walgreens & had all occupants sitting on curb as a K9 searched it. Seriously weird to see some actual normal like PPD work going on.

MTBE was heading their way until she saw all the lights & immediately turned North again. Looking good in tight dress & black boots. Instantly got scooped in first side street past Walgreens.

A PAWG whale (I cannot stress enough emphasis on that) was getting scooped in Sunny parking lot. Repulsed me to no end yet got to give reluctant respect to that monger for even considering mounting that mountain. I mean she was Mama Cass large.

Utopia had a couple BSW in front. Snore. At least the cottage cheese was once again at a bare minimum.

Bagger Vance was at usual spot & that area was hopping all night.

Bagger was sharing the general area w/ another BSW & a cute spinner like young dirty blonde WSW girl next door like in jeans & short spaghetti strapped top showing a nice medium chest flat belly & cute tight ass. Tyrone was in 7-11 lot keeping an eye on both as both girls did the random slow lap around the 7-11 & side street.

The skinny crackhead BSW was decked out in the latest fashion (if this was the fucking seventies). Moving right along in loud leather (pantsuit w/ a matching jaunty cap). That damn theme from Shaft started playing in my head over the Allman Brothers in the cd player.

A light skinned smaller BBW BSW in striped pants & white top was at 76 Fremont. While not that bad looking overall the Tammy Rae Baker school of makeup vibe was off the charts w/ her.

A sturdy short haired WSW redhead in glasses & Christina Hendrick body (- the chest) in a tight striped dress ran across from Bagger's bench & hopped in some waiting car.

All the Klickatat denizens were absolutely oblivious to all the PPD SUV patrolling heavily in the general area. Shit I was somewhat freaked & wasn't even doing anything illegal.

Again, Sandy upper # was barren of SW & a waste of gas. Oddly empty of PPD for some reason compared to 82nd. Skipped on other passes.

An older brunette WSW was sitting across from Glisan park nose stuck in phone though she looked up at all passing blankly. Just wasn't that curious from my quick glance.

Just South of Division was the first doe I looped for. Shoulder length blonde WSW late twenties early thirties +- in a colorful flowered dress. Smaller chest & trim w/ killer legs/ass accentuated by some nice stilettos. Unfortunately, the couple times I passed her she was having some issue w/ shoes & looking down & fucking w/ them. She then vanished until a later lap where she was walking in for some waiting car near Autozone. At least I got enough of look to realize it wasn't Merry. LOL.

PPD got even more visible up & down 82nd. Cannot remember when I've seen that many in one night. At least the mongers on the hunt were better behaved & less blatant than Saturday night. Still somewhat pissed at that minivan incel that blocked me in Saturday.

Slowed down after that & I was heading home. As I went by IHOP near Foster was a trim & semi tall blonde flatter chest but perfect shape WSW in longer brightly colored knee length dress, ankle boots & a knitted cap w/ her hair flowing out. My radar must have turned been off as I thought cute civilian yet thought what the hell. At the street at Harbor Freight she came up & hopped in some waiting car after quick conversation at window. God damn it because she looked cute as all fuck. Anyone?

Ran the gauntlet of Clackamas cruisers Duke JCB & headed home. Not that bad for a weekday night.

Safe recons & life.

After yesterdays fucked up material scheduling issues worked until dusk tonight. Copilot & I decided to take a quick reverse recon Sandy upper #>82nd>JCB +- 7:30.

Fairly empty the whole way as likely too early.

At Frolics a BBW WSW blonde in light colored onesie & checked off the first cottage cheese sighting of the night.

Nothing until Glisan Park where Denise was doing something in a short Hawaiian themed miniskirt w/ black tank top.

One younger short as she was wide WSW brunette was out. I never look too closely at her but she always wears those fluorescent sneakers.

Redheaded WSW Susie from my reports # 2320 2304 & 2369 was by the WM food carts in frayed jean skirt, sandals & grey hoodie showing off her inked legs.

A couple of the same old Flavel fuglies were from Duke>JCB.

Well at least it was a nice full moon (almost).

Safe recons & life.

Decided to make a detour. Went from 84 north on 82 to sandy and up sandy. Pretty quite compared to the previous night. Only one worth mentioning was a girl in shorts and a work out tight spandex top walking to the top of the hill from sandy. Not sure if she was working. But likely was. Sandy was quiet.

This morning on sandy. At the adams market it looked like world war three I think all the police department was there. Hopefully a Tyrone got his just deserts. We shall see However likely a drug deal gone bad.

Stay tuned. Nothing out this morning. Any more, I tend to like the social media for hook ups. Seems safer than the streets.

Have a great day Always looking for the elusive newbie.

Anyone seen or got info on BSW peaches with braided hair?

I was just wondering, all of the reports I've read here are from the blade. I was just wondering if anyone has tried their luck east / west of the blade. If so, what kind of success have you found?

Stark all the way out has been productive. Caught dates on ALL East / West rips throughout the years.

Never know I suppose.

[QUOTE=********;5003136]

I am not usually out that late. But might have to check out that area again. The one girl peaked my interest.

[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JonB2301;5003582]I think you mean 'piqued' your interest, no?[/QUOTE]While the forum sometimes automatically changes the random odd word in your reports after posting.

I find this helpful w / his reports.

I decided to go on patrol along 82nd and came across someone I think it's new. Light skinned SW, possible latin or asian. Brown athletic top and matching jogging shorts. She stood out with electric blue hair. Tried to get her attention, but she was chatting away on her phone. Had a mask on, so could not see her face.

Any idea who she is?

[QUOTE=KsFollower;5005099]I decided to go on patrol along 82nd and came across someone I think it's new. Light skinned SW, possible latin or asian. Brown athletic top and matching jogging shorts. She stood out with electric blue hair. Tried to get her attention, but she was chatting away on her phone. Had a mask on, so could not see her face.

Any idea who she is?[/QUOTE]She look nice and thick.

After Wednesday commute was weak, stayed in rest of evening. Not even certain why I headed out tonight as I've got a regular coming over Saturday. Maybe was that full moon w/ Mars so bright nearby (check it out). Perhaps it's that beginning of winding down of those warm Summer nights that I always hate to see end. Probably just wanted to see if I could run into that last blonde WSW near Foster from the night before.

Loaded copilot, a drink or two & some tunes & hit it JCB>82nd>Sandy upper # from 9:45>11:30.

Totally empty until just before Stark a 30's +- trim brunette in white longer skirt dress, jean jacket & boots was walking in for some waiting car. Not the best look at her & never saw her again.

BSW Crew Cut was near Utopia along. One or two other BSW in the same few blocks.

Witnessed & actually saw Bagger get off her bench & hop in some car behind Klickatat.

Finally, Sandy upper # produced one blonde yoga panted WSW talking at window of some lifted truck at Courtesy, then hopping in. Street cute but nothing that I was going to get worked up about.

Oh yeah, half the PPD was still at police taped off Adams Market. Must have been fifteen SUV flashing their lights along w/ the mobile command center & the coroner wagons. That shooting happened early Thursday & it still looks like it was minutes old. Strange but it got stranger quickly.

Waiting to turn left off Sandy 82nd some criddler twirling several glow sticks on strings & yelling he stopped directly in front of the truck screaming "Trump has Covid" & other unintelligible political type ravings I didn't catch. He continued his spiel as he walked up the Sandy Hill. His antics freaked the copilot out some & she hopped in extended cab quick. Wasn't until I changed CD fifteen minutes later realized that I heard it first on CNR (criddler news radio) before OPD. Immediately thought Trump would go down in history as the first POTUS to assassinate himself. LOL.

Was slow enough the pup & I stopped at high school park for a piss & to look at full moon w/ Mars chaser while she did some half hearted fetching w/ her glow in dark ball.

As we were leaving park ran into this one criddler WSW who I'd seen around Kickatat last few nights scallivanting in weird, hooded filthy pajama like outfit. Thinking just another crazy whatever & ignored her before but tonight my fuglie criddler magnet was on again damn it. She was offering & I was desperately trying to get off leashed copilot in truck & away from her. Unfortunately, pajama girl had a strong order of bad salmon dog treats w/ a hint of roadkill & the pup has a stronger constitution than I & as such engaged. Finally got my pup in truck & made our getaway.

You'd think after that I'd be heading home & (like Trump probably is right now) break out the bleach. But it couldn't get any fucking worse, so I did another lap.

The whole of 82nd was empty this time except for a Tyrone & his younger cute charge. She was in tight grey outfit smoking at Fremont convenience store. I wondered why there & not walking when I drove by Klickatat 7-11 & there were a couple PPD SUV on street & back entrance. Add a one other hiding across the street. The wild west of this summer seems to be on hold for a bit in that particular location for now.

I called the night right then & never spotted anything until Flavel>JCB where some of unnamed fuglies had come out late.

One of the worst recons I can remember in quite some time.

This evening really skewed the data of weeknight vs weekend nights theory I had going.

Safe recons & life.

Think I had my fill of Lowwider. Went out with a bang. Seen her at the bus stop- Clackamas. Looking good in her little yellow outfit. Like a pro got her in the truck.

Had that nobody rides for free conversation. Just short of Clacktown stopped short and I had her give me a HJ. She caught 7,000,000 babies, got her to the spot, see ya.

Sticky Fingers blasted in the vehicle, super perfect.

The cute tall blondish hair girl who smells like a hoe with the heavy pot smell. OMG. Had not seen her in a while. She was out on the same corner. First thing she said is. Got 150 on you. A Tyrone was down the block watching traffic. Be careful out there. This is days after a murder in the area.

MT,

No, she was slim but not athletic\muscular. She may have been a light skinned BSW, tough to tell with the orange sun in the sky at the time.

[QUOTE=MuscleThick;5005239]She look nice and thick.[/QUOTE]

Coming back w/ that delinquent copilot after a few hours hiking/swimming @ 1000 acres. Had tons of time before picking up Merry at 11:00 tonight so we took a look Sandy>82nd>JCB +- 6:25 or so.

First spotting was the criddler pajama wearing one out in daylight. Tried to snap a photo as I passed but between copilot nuzzling my arm & Portland roads it came out for shit. She's been wearing the same one piece whatever you call it for seven days +. She's going to break Sara # 1. 5 record here soon. From my too close smell a ho' encounter on Thursday night she has Sarah # 1.5 beat in the stank department already. Was reminded of the Tigger stuffed tiger I had was three or four & how fucking filthy that would get until mom pried it of my grubby mitts & ran it through the wash. LOL. I'm going to call her "Tigger" from now on. Started singing that Disney song to the copilot as we headed North. Yes, the copilot thinks her Dad is strange. For what little it's worth loaded the picture below.

Rammer, Sticky Fingers LOL & speaking of Lowwider since you're done w/ her. There's a new(?) doppelganger LSW that reminds me of her. Saw her all dressed in tan near States. Same look & shape etc. & no Tyrone in sight.

Quasimodo was at Harbor Freight. I stopped & asked her if she was hungry, she replied not really blankly. I'll try another day when I have time to get her some takeout. Not sure I want her in the truck. Hesitant to just gift her some cash as I don't want to pay for someones drugs willingly.

Empty Foster>JCB. Maybe some additional recon tonight before I head downtown.

Safe recons & life.

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Saturday Night:

Had a little time before picking up Merry & did a few laps 9:45>11:00. JCB>82nd>Sandy upper #.

Empty until Sandy upper # where a sloppy looking dirty blonde BBW WSW in short skirt & heels was near the Adams Market area. Two shootings in that area in less than twenty four hours & to be honest I'm being somewhat cautious for now on area of Sandy.

The Klickitat area was noticeably deserted of any & all possibilities. The odd PPD SUV was parked in the area seemed to clear them all out.

North end was empty of all except BSW Crew Cut. She was hanging w/ new to me BBW WSW w/ a monster chest. Despite the WSW's size I will say she was very cute & dressed nicely.

It didn't improve whatsoever on the last full lap JCB>82nd>Sandy, still empty except for stalwart Denise wandering near Burnside in black onesie & open oversize white shirt.

Empty Burnside>JCB at 11:15 coming back from downtown. Fruitless loops all around tonight.

Sunday Afternoon:

Another hike at 1000 acres for that spoiled copilot along w/ Merry. Yes, I'm trying to get my $30.00 worth out of NWF pass this Covid condensed year & before it turns into chilly ass muddy hikes etc.

Did the reverse Sandy>82nd>JCB +-4:00 as semi exhausted pup sprawled across back seat.

Usually nice Sunday afternoons can be a whirlwind of sightings. Today wasn't one of them as it was empty all the way to just past WM Carts where younger WSW w/ short dark hair was all dressed in black top & pants. I thought maybe RR's Pat Benatar unicorn but not sure. She looked less Benatar today vs. the first time I spotted her earlier.

At bar almost across from Harbor Freight Quasimodo was sitting on curb as some dude who wasn't RR delivered what looked to be takeout tray to her. Made me feel better about not doing the same recently.

Monday Early AM:

Took Merry home at 6:45 since today's a work day. Not that I was especially awake yet but awake enough to see it was empty JCB>Division except for the few subterranean's hurrying to wherever they nest before the sun rises. Of special mention was the dude stepping off the curb & vigorously flipping off all who passed him. Good morning Portland. SMDHS.

Safe recons & life.

Thanks for the Homie lookout. To bad she wasn't wearing a dress or short, shorts.

The Pat Benatar Walker has atleast one thigh tattoo.

Pretty sure she Walks with that gigantour BSW that's out from time to time. Better description would be thin, Amazon, TS looking BSW (haven't seen her for days).

Amazon and PB always have their nappy head Tyrone near, always North.

Doubt it could be her South, but cautiously optimistic.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;5009856]
Usually nice Sunday afternoons can be a whirlwind of sightings. Today wasn't one of them as it was empty all the way to just past WM Carts where younger WSW w/ short dark hair was all dressed in black top & pants. I thought maybe RR's Pat Benatar unicorn but not sure. She looked less Benatar today vs. the first time I spotted her earlier.
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[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5010032]Thanks for the Homie lookout. To bad she wasn't wearing a dress or short, shorts.

The Pat Benatar Walker has at least one thigh tattoo. Pretty sure she Walks with that gigantour BSW that's out from time to time. Better description would be thin, Amazon, TS looking BSW (haven't seen her for days).

Amazon and PB always have their nappy head Tyrone near, always North.

Doubt it could be her South, but cautiously optimistic.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I've only seen her in pants & never South of Division. Always solo in my sightings but I could have missed Tyrone or others. Also like I previously mentioned she is a pretty close clone of my little sister so I haven't looped around. I'm strange but that's over the line for me. Yesterday couldn't take more than a superficial quick glance at 35 mph w/Merry riding along. I'll keep an eye out for her.

Monday Commute Recon:

Started up on my Southern job today after fire evacuation mess. Heading home +- 6:00 & normally exit 205 at JCB for home. Short on sleep last night & was talking on phone & found myself passing Division. Fuck me, space out much Zavi. SMDHS.

Well since I was that far might as well do a commute recon so Sandy>82nd>JCB it was.

Bagger was holding station at the usual area.

Nothing until at Sunny Market pawn was the major whale WSW I said reminded me of Mama Cass in Tuesdays report. Said to myself that night if I ever see her again that'll be her moniker. Since changed my mind after today's horrific daylight sighting. It's an insult to Mama Cass. Last time I saw her was thankfully fairly dark & she was in loose mu-mu. Today's stretch pants she was wearing today looked like her ass was on backwards. I'll never look at camel toe the same way for quite a while. From now on she shall be known as "Ass Backwards". My snarky & sick side wanted to loop around for a photo yet couldn't bring myself to, so a photo I grabbed online will have to suffice (I swear live it was so much fucking worse than the photo). Hurried myself home for a shower & alcohol after cursing myself for taking the long way home.

Not another sighting to purge that "Ass Backwards" from my burning retinas the rest of the way home. Hell, after that even a low number Sara/Sarah or Flavel fuglie would have been a welcome sight. LOL.

Safe recons & life.

Anyone seen the blonde nappy head BSW giant booty? Thin with a donkey behind her. Seen her on Sandy between 122-102.

[QUOTE=Jaysteeze;5011615]Anyone seen the blonde nappy head BSW giant booty? Thin with a donkey behind her. Seen her on Sandy between 122-102.[/QUOTE]Yup, her name's Barbi, caught her for a $40 BBBJ just off 82/ Sandy the other day and she kept saying "Let's go back to my room. " I told her Nope, and took her to my fave spot. Ten minutes later I dropped her back off across the street from the Sandy EconoLodge after exchanging #'s. Texted her later saying I wanted Greek and she was down with that for $100, but we couldn't schedule in time and I think she's already gone.

Great to see her out (with different hours). Best Walker out there and it ain't even close.

See the Queen leave satisfied every time.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;5011905]Great to see her out (with different hours). Best Walker out there and it ain't even close.

See the Queen leave satisfied every time.[/QUOTE]She was awesome. Used to swoop her on the mornings otw to work. Never out in the AM anymore. And I think got a new number. I hit her up with no response a few weeks back.

Counted 10 Walkers from Division to Sandy.

South saw the slender BSW with red braid extensions.

WSW Shitlock at Stark.

Car Wash Crew Blonde BSW 2 X.

Three WSW from the HS to Fremont various shapes and forms.

New Younger WSW dressed down gray sweatshirt, looking super incognito. Short, brunette, Hispanic White, or just White. Shorty for real, super fine. Dudes were bumping dicks, doing stupid shit over her.

And another pack of three BSWs.

Tonight, right now is the time to take the plunge.

Do it, I'm going to rail a Civie chick that's been jocking me for weeks. Wants to be tied up and ass play. I'm going to fuck her up. Quest for Fire.

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=SpaceCop;5011719]Yup, her name's Barbi, caught her for a $40 BBBJ just off 82/ Sandy the other day and she kept saying "Let's go back to my room. " I told her Nope, and took her to my fave spot. Ten minutes later I dropped her back off across the street from the Sandy EconoLodge after exchanging #'s. Texted her later saying I wanted Greek and she was down with that for $100, but we couldn't schedule in time and I think she's already gone.[/QUOTE]Any info on Barbi be much appreciated.

White work van you're fucking up. You're obvious, you're doing stupid shit and with each u-turn onto a Walker, one step closer to the unemployment line. Unfucking real.

Get right!