Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3267613]Her website has changed. Her rates are there. She used to just do outcall, but incall will available to regulars I am assuming, after they are established. I myself have my own place, but I like the process of going to a location. (as long as it clean, I think hers will be).[/QUOTE]Laurens web site is now down. I'd appreciate if someone could privately send me her phone number. Thanks in advance.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-me-give-you-a-pampering-and-luxurious-full-body-massage-by-mature-female-massage-therapist/30656272

[QUOTE=Pete4444;3288221]Laurens web site is now down. I'd appreciate if someone could privately send me her phone number. Thanks in advance.

http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-me-give-you-a-pampering-and-luxurious-full-body-massage-by-mature-female-massage-therapist/30656272[/QUOTE]Good luck with that, looks like the first available appointment is mid March, of course that depends on IF you pass the extreme vetting, LOL.

[QUOTE=Ebauche;3285171]Until they wake up one morning looking like they got a whuppin' from the old lady stick in the middle of the night. Seriously. It's like there's a switch.[/QUOTE]Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3288370]Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.[/QUOTE]I see what you're saying and totally agree. I could only imagine what these girls see on a daily basis. I was only saying that these girls work magic with their makeup. They pretty much transform themselves.

[QUOTE=Fannima30;3287313]I stopped in there and grabbed a HUGE portion of those peppermints and stuffed them in my coat pocket. Then unloaded them on the passenger seat. What do I notice? There's a few mints with no wrappers on them that were sucked on for a few minutes then put back in the dish. Gross!

Probably guys waiting for their massage in the lobby doing this. The rest of the mints with wrappers I checked out carefully to make sure they weren't sucked on and put back in wrappers.[/QUOTE]That is unbelievably disgusting. I'm never eating a mint from there again.

Saw Julie today. The trip out of town did her wonders. She was awesome. Said Big Cici is off to NY. Said new girl is here named Angie. Went nowhere near the mints.

[QUOTE=Fannima30;3287313]I stopped in there and grabbed a HUGE portion of those peppermints and stuffed them in my coat pocket. Then unloaded them on the passenger seat. What do I notice? There's a few mints with no wrappers on them that were sucked on for a few minutes then put back in the dish. Gross!

Probably guys waiting for their massage in the lobby doing this. The rest of the mints with wrappers I checked out carefully to make sure they weren't sucked on and put back in wrappers.[/QUOTE].

You aren't the fat ass with cheese in their rolls? These boards are much better for comedy than actual info. Slim pickings out there.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3288370]Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3288370]Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.[/QUOTE]But the big difference is that they aren't paying us, we are paying them. That still doesn't make it right to go there stinking and not showered first though.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3288370]Flip positions. It is a two way street. I could imagine what these girls think when they get these fat ass and or ugly dudes that want a massage. B. O. Swampass. Cheese hidden in cracks. More rolls than a bakery. Look in the mirror. Don't be hating.[/QUOTE]You misunderstand my point completely. I admire Asian women's astounding ability to seemingly not age. I've travelled Asia extensively, lived there. Wish I'd taken the plunge as a very young man just as China was opening economically to the west. Would've married a comely China gal and she'd STILL look great 30+ years later, no matter what I look like. But, it does hold true that when they do start to show signs of aging, it happens fast, like a switch got thrown. They can still look great, but it can be a bit shocking.

When I was in college I was in a class with a cute young asian woman, even she said that asian women age drastically once old age hits them.

Has anyone been to the AMP in Brunswick (not the one near Marcs)? I've never had any luck, wondering if anyone has had a different experience. There's a cute, younger women (Ada or Adi, I think), who I'm interested in. Any info would be great!

[QUOTE=Brian99;3289423]Has anyone been to the AMP in Brunswick (not the one near Marcs)? I've never had any luck, wondering if anyone has had a different experience. There's a cute, younger women (Ada or Adi, I think), who I'm interested in. Any info would be great![/QUOTE]Tried all the girls there, new and old. Never a wacky wacky. Ada is a cutie, but massage only. They will give you very close teasing to the boys, but never touch them. If you want a good massage, good place to go.

[QUOTE=Brian99;3289423]Has anyone been to the AMP in Brunswick (not the one near Marcs)? I've never had any luck, wondering if anyone has had a different experience. There's a cute, younger women (Ada or Adi, I think), who I'm interested in. Any info would be great![/QUOTE]They just got a new girl, fresh off the truck. Name is July. Most likely just massage. Alice went on vacation, just her and Ada now.

Stiff dick, anybody know where I can get the stiffness worked out?

She is supposed to do massages? I am supposed to see her at 4 if anyone knows shout out quick.

[QUOTE=Bpools;3291471]She is supposed to do massages? I am supposed to see her at 4 if anyone knows shout out quick.[/QUOTE]Save your cash.

I'm thinking a small bit of research and you will find all that you need to know. You could also look up bat shit crazy in the dictionary and you should see her head tilted to the side.

[QUOTE=BPools;3291471]She is supposed to do massages? I am supposed to see her at 4 if anyone knows shout out quick.[/QUOTE].

Hi all,

Anyone have any experience with this one? I'm not finding anything about her here but thinking of trying. Looking for decent massage and mouth massage on the west side. Looks like there is at least one other option but was hoping this one might work out.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/50-bbw-sensual-full-body-rub/34164393[/URL]

Yeah save your time and money.

[QUOTE=Rualone;3292438]Hi all,

Anyone have any experience with this one? I'm not finding anything about her here but thinking of trying. Looking for decent massage and mouth massage on the west side. Looks like there is at least one other option but was hoping this one might work out.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/50-bbw-sensual-full-body-rub/34164393[/URL][/QUOTE]I contacted her once and asked for pictures. She was very prompt in sending the pictures. I moved on after seeing the pictures. She may be to your liking. From what I have seen posted she is not a rip off. One guy posted that after the 1st massage, she allegedly went straight to the main event skipping the massage part. If you see her, please report.

She's not a rip off. Delivers as promised. She had two places she was working out of one by the airport & one in Streetsboro.

[QUOTE=Rualone;3292438]Hi all,

Anyone have any experience with this one? I'm not finding anything about her here but thinking of trying. Looking for decent massage and mouth massage on the west side. Looks like there is at least one other option but was hoping this one might work out.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/50-bbw-sensual-full-body-rub/34164393[/URL][/QUOTE]

A while back, Julie at Avon AMP used to work with a kinda ugly older woman. I know that Julie is back and I see her.

Is the kinda ugly older woman also back in Northeast Ohio? This woman used to do a move that drove me to heavens.

[QUOTE=FastFlyGuy;3293008]She's not a rip off. Delivers as promised. She had two places she was working out of one by the airport & one in Streetsboro.[/QUOTE]I agree, I've seen her in a pinch, she's not a good looker but nice boobies and ok BJ. .

JJ.

Hit up Lily's. The massage was great, but was left unfinished. Went a couple weeks ago, and the massage was decent, but was better taken care of. So its hit or miss I guess.

[QUOTE=Rualone;3292438]Hi all,

Anyone have any experience with this one? I'm not finding anything about her here but thinking of trying. Looking for decent massage and mouth massage on the west side. Looks like there is at least one other option but was hoping this one might work out.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/50-bbw-sensual-full-body-rub/34164393[/URL][/QUOTE]Very easy to schedule with, safe office location (west side) and good bbbjcimws for the price. Very bbw but nice to talk to. If you're interested, she also gives a good massage.

[QUOTE=Jayonel;3293898]Very easy to schedule with, safe office location (west side) and good bbbjcimws for the price. Very bbw but nice to talk to. If you're interested, she also gives a good massage.[/QUOTE]Thanks everyone. She told me today that she's given up the office on the west side but is still available in Streetsboro. My search continues for a reliable option further west.

She has ads up and works out of Elyria she gives prices for hhr and hr, but all you get a is a nude blowjob rush session. Total waste of time, and afterwards she said she has a guy in the next room waiting for a knock on the wall in case there is a problem. I'll stayaway from her.

[URL]http://www.massagetroll.com/cleveland-massages/419-776-3916/?pid=34959356[/URL]

[QUOTE=Roboguy;3294007]She has ads up and works out of Elyria she gives prices for hhr and hr, but all you get a is a nude blowjob rush session. Total waste of time, and afterwards she said she has a guy in the next room waiting for a knock on the wall in case there is a problem. I'll stayaway from her.

[URL]http://www.massagetroll.com/cleveland-massages/419-776-3916/?pid=34959356[/URL][/QUOTE]She had an ad in the w4m section. I'm not sure if it's still there, since I haven't looked. I contacted her few days ago and again a day or so after that and never got a reply.

[QUOTE=Rualone;3293971]Thanks everyone. She told me today that she's given up the office on the west side but is still available in Streetsboro. My search continues for a reliable option further west.[/QUOTE]It's good she gave it up. I saw here once and would never go back. Worst smell I have ever encountered.

[QUOTE=Stackers75;3294713]It's good she gave it up. I saw here once and would never go back. Worst smell I have ever encountered.[/QUOTE]What smelled? Her? Or the office?

[QUOTE=Jayonel;3293898]Very easy to schedule with, safe office location (west side) and good bbbjcimws for the price. Very bbw but nice to talk to. If you're interested, she also gives a good massage.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I'd love to find a nice BBBJCIM masseuse for the right price. Never had one of those, any tips for my first encounter?

[QUOTE=Roboguy;3294007]She has ads up and works out of Elyria she gives prices for hhr and hr, but all you get a is a nude blowjob rush session. Total waste of time, and afterwards she said she has a guy in the next room waiting for a knock on the wall in case there is a problem. I'll stayaway from her.

[URL]http://www.massagetroll.com/cleveland-massages/419-776-3916/?pid=34959356[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. She use to advertise in the Akron BP escort section with a different number (several over the past six months or so). I've been trying to contact her now I'm not so sure I want to.

[QUOTE=Ebauche;3294785]What smelled? Her? Or the office?[/QUOTE]Both! Once she pulled down her pants so I could play during massage. The stench filled the room. If you are into that. Please have at it.

While waiting to get the dog vaccinated, 2 girls from the massage spa were trying to clean car of snow. I went over, cleaned car, and said maybe see you soon for a good massage. They said we will remember you.

Any see the bigger gal at the broadview hts AMP? I have seen jessica but today bigger gal said they were busy. I'm didn't wait and wasnt sure about her. She looked ok but notmas cute body as jessica. Let me know if you have any info.

Stopped by for the first time today. Was heading to North Olmsted, but looks like it's shut down again. Was pleasantly surprised!

Fantastic massage, mellow, quiet atmosphere, good HJ ending.

I've seen this place posted, but never checked it out. It's certainly not Warren or such, but a great relaxing, sensual massage. Standard rates, I always go 90 minutes due to my being a greedy bastard.

I'll go back.

Stay Safe,

BAX.

Drove past C & L the other day spied the sign, had some time, did a Ueee. Nice girl, slim, light touch massage, tingled all over, nice tight ass under the jeans, left stress free and I B Happy. Standard fee. Read other reviews so YMMV.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/c-and-l-relaxation-spa/30110112[/URL]

Don't worry be happy.

H.

[QUOTE=BudBowl2001;3295624]While waiting to get the dog vaccinated, 2 girls from the massage spa were trying to clean car of snow. I went over, cleaned car, and said maybe see you soon for a good massage. They said we will remember you.[/QUOTE]Sounds like it puts new meaning in the term snow job, LOL. Nothing like helping out a danzel in distress. Nice work Bud, may the hands be with you.

H.

[QUOTE=BudBowl2001;3295624]While waiting to get the dog vaccinated, 2 girls from the massage spa were trying to clean car of snow. I went over, cleaned car, and said maybe see you soon for a good massage. They said we will remember you.[/QUOTE]Were they attractive? Older? Younger? Never had luck at that place.

Dreamed of the Avon location. Medium pressure massage with standard HE. Maybe just because I dreamed I was in the front room but I found it hard to relax with traffic and other noise. Also didn't appear to be the cleanest place but not filthy in my opinion. No negotiation needed and she paid good attention to everything throughout massage. 60 for hour and 40 tip.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-body-massage-440-283-5907-walk-ins-welcome-36937-detroit-road-avon/33166132[/URL]