Massage Parlor Reports

Found myself in DC today. Walked by Eye Bar, didn't look good. Walked by 1413K - too much foot traffic and people hovering for my taste.

Hopped in the car and drove to Rio. Mamasan gave me a line up. 3 ladies, nothing worth bragging about. Took my chances with the "freshest" looking K girl there. Worked out alright. Name is Jade. Not a spinner, little extra weight, E cans but a great attitude. I give her a 5.5 in looks.

TS - thorough and long
Strength Training - okay
Took a long trip to the rim which was enjoyable followed by CBJ which excellent. Lots of cuddling etc.

Standard donation at the door and to Jades college fund with no questions.

Not earth shattering but in todays market, I guess that is good 'nuff.

Remember the days of all those young little K Girls in Downtown. Downtown sucked but boy oh boy could it get the right ladies.....yum.

Rio Mamasan, if your reading, find those providers and get em in there!

Nova Guy

[QUOTE=Nova Guy]Found myself in DC today. Walked by Eye Bar, didn't look good. Walked by 1413K - too much foot traffic and people hovering for my taste.

Hopped in the car and drove to Rio. Mamasan gave me a line up. 3 ladies, nothing worth bragging about. Took my chances with the "freshest" looking K girl there. Worked out alright. Name is Jade. Not a spinner, little extra weight, E cans but a great attitude. I give her a 5.5 in looks.

TS - thorough and long
Strength Training - okay
Took a long trip to the rim which was enjoyable followed by CBJ which excellent. Lots of cuddling etc.

Standard donation at the door and to Jades college fund with no questions.

Not earth shattering but in todays market, I guess that is good 'nuff.

Remember the days of all those young little K Girls in Downtown. Downtown sucked but boy oh boy could it get the right ladies.....yum.

Rio Mamasan, if your reading, find those providers and get em in there!

Nova Guy[/QUOTE]Long have I lusted for the mamasan of Rio.

NEWBIES TAKE NOTE!!

THIS is how you get support and encouragement in here! This is a great FIRST POST!!!

GOOD JOB!!!

JJ


[QUOTE=Marcote]Was sorely needing asian time went to 1413 1st time, used to go to SUN but that is history.

Called ahead told her will be in 30 min. Mamasan said the usual "ok just come in".

Did not know the entrance, a call to 1413 fixed that. (I am not used to 'underground' entrances)

Got in room #6 followed by a lady in her 40s named "Micky" I think. 5ft 4 a little thick with about 6 in looks (being generous here), definetly less beautiful that the ones I am used to at Sun's.

Gave her 1. 60 without her asking, I have not had problems doing that before, and usually the girl knows by then that you are not there by mistake, maybe you have different theories, I just done it that way and had very good results that way.

Got the bath (I just love it, makes me feel like a kid again) then back to room, told to wait a minute and she came back after about 5 min.

Back rub, leg rub, she has good hands, after a few minutes She told me to turn around.

Fun starts, ccbj followed by hoovering balls. Asked her to lay down and did some DATY, mish, woof and finished in modified mish with her legs tucked on the side of my arms.

Overall good on service but would have been fun to have a younger, better looking one.

BTW, good job you guys and keep up the good work.

M.[/QUOTE]

Looking for a suggestion for a guy who is new to town. I don't go for FS. But I enjoy HJ and trips to the pacific rim.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Mookieb]Looking for a suggestion for a guy who is new to town. I don't go for FS. But I enjoy HJ and trips to the pacific rim.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Try the Golden Banana in DuPont Circle.

Best suggestion for you is to READ THE F****** FORUM!

Look through all the reports below and you should be able to pick out where your first trip will be.

Only AFTER you have posted a detailed report of your experience may you expect any help.

Go forth and do great things!

JJ


[QUOTE=Mookieb]Looking for a suggestion for a guy who is new to town. I don't go for FS. But I enjoy HJ and trips to the pacific rim.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

Follow up to Marcote's excellent report (so good I had to make up one of my own): I visited 1413 for the first time last night. I've visited Supra and some other area establishments in the past, but this is the first time I was in the K area.

I saw "Micky" and my impression was a little better than Marcote's. I would say early to mid-thirties (though I could easily be wrong) with a really cute smile. She had long, slim legs and nice rounded ass (unlike a lot of flat asian asses I've seen). Long hair (used in massage) and breasts that looked much bigger in her pushup than when released, but were still nice, with firm eraser tips.

Shower was good, all spots hit. Massage was a little brief for me, but not bad. She has very strong hands, so if you like hard massage (I asked for soft) she would probably be great. Some nip rubbing on my back, but no AR. Flip was standard and things progressed mechanically until I did something she must not be used to getting and she went from 0-60 in about 6.7 seconds. Luckily, I lasted longer than that. When done she seemed genuinely shocked (I'm no Brad Pitt, so she was not expecting much I'm sure). She was smiling, hugging and rubbing all over me during the cleanup...even DFK (a first for me at an MP)...so even though it wasn't the best overall experience I've had, she sure knew how to boost my ego!

Young's on Wisconsin is advertising in the Post again and is apparently reopened. If I'm up that way I'll post findings.

OG

I made the trip to Ethopiaville to see the place south of the border. Its been reopened a few weeks now and has added a room with jacuzzi. The mommasan said its a see-note to use it. The room has the jacuzzi, a large massage (! ), er, table on the floor and a couple of hula hoops (who knows). In my newly repainted but regular sized room, lovely Jay came in. She said she was 23 and she might be. She's pretty, but a little hard around the eyes. Her enhancements looked and felt pretty real. Nice body, but she has a strange horizontal line across her tummy. Maybe she wears a tight belt.

We began with a head to toe t/s, all areas covered. Back in the room, she gave me a great massage, cracking my joints like the 4th of July. I love it when someone massages my neck, my feet start twitching like a puppy's. I felt her tongue up and down my back, but no a/are. On the flip, she she continued with the tongue. I thought she just had the pinkest tongue I'the ever seen, but on closer look, she had the cover on it which she proceeded to wrap on me.

On the flip, we started at the mission and it felt really good, this girl is a pro. I hate it when I start and feel nothing like I just entered a tunnel. She must have been squeezing me. She made the usual encouraging sounds (which I appreciated). I never felt rushed. We did the usual positions and they were all pretty good. She was with me all the way. Afterwards, a hot towel and more massaging. Not a GFE but satisfying. On the way out, Mommsan checked to make sure I was happy and offered a discount on the jacuzzi because I'm a regular. Would I repeat? Probably, but Jay will only be here for 3 weeks. I love this place because I always get nice service and no seems to mind if I go over the hour.

I spent a few days out of town, came back and saw that DC AMPs are starting to advertise in the Washington Post again:

Youngs on Wisconsin Ave
Rio on 9th Street
Jasmine on M Street

And we all know the Post does not accept ads from businesses involved in illegal activities.

[QUOTE=Drew Park]I spent a few days out of town, came back and saw that DC AMPs are starting to advertise in the Washington Post again:

Youngs on Wisconsin Ave
Rio on 9th Street
Jasmine on M Street

And we all know the Post does not accept ads from businesses involved in illegal activities.[/QUOTE]If a business has a legit business license, why wouldn't the Post accept the ad?

Well I am new to your town and I read the forum and figured out where I wanted to venture and how much to bring. I was a little confused about the address as there were separate names for the same business and there is a business at the same address and one next door.

Anyway I won't post price here as agree that you need to research on your own a bit. Plus if you don't put in some work the event isn't an adventure its just a thing to do.

I do want to say that in Rhode Island anything indoors is legal. So we have AMPs and Strip clubs that have anything from happy to full service. Here in DC the prices are lower by the house fee so for me its a get in free town.

Well I got to the spa and rang the bell. Mamasan said Oh we busy. You come back half an hour or you stay? I opted for stay. Sat on the couch. Nice couch. We don't have waiting rooms or areas. Tv would have been nice

ANYways. Sorry. I got to the room. Lucky comes in with a nice little bikini. She is slender, average face, natural breasts, probably 26 or so. Been here 2. 5 years but not great command of the language but who cares.

I went to table shower room and she has nice hands. Every motion and move is deliberate and a fair amount of teasing and full body scrub and check. I have lots of scars so she stopped a lot and asked about them all. All from bike accidents and surgeries so she started calling me Mr Troublemaker. Kinda ok I guess.

Back at the room she asked what did I want. I replied everything with a smile. Business first she says. Gave her the usual by DC standards. She came back after 4-5 minutes and said lay back and started right away with oral then covered and then right to CG. Then said you fuck me hard. OK. I said I will do my best. So she flipped to the table, missionary. Then she said doggie.

Well I asked for hand mouth finish after awhile and she was a trooped and worked hard.

She cleaned me up nice hot towel and I dressed myself.

All in all was ok. I actually like massages and then the rest is almost gravy but I didn't demad massage as I figured if I pushed I would get a half assed response. So time wise was 45 minutes. I guess busy night they had to take care of other fellow mongers that were coming and going.

Looks 7-8
body 8
face 7
attitude 7
repeat.. I would at the spa but would try another gal but wouldnt run away or ***** if she was next on rotation ..

Thanks guys for having a nice site and if you find yourself in Providence some time sample our treats ..

Wishing you all great stories and happy endings

Cory

I called Jasmine once but they had some higher than averages prices especially with Gold and M right there.

[QUOTE=Drew Park]I spent a few days out of town, came back and saw that DC AMPs are starting to advertise in the Washington Post again:
Youngs on Wisconsin Ave
Rio on 9th Street
Jasmine on M Street[/QUOTE]

Recently visited DC planning to visit one of the AMPs. Researched and found some useful information posted on the locations around town. Due to the recent closures reported on this thread I was confused about which ones remained open, especially relative to the location of my hotel.

I sent PMs to two of the regular contributors and was disappointed that neither responded. I have numerous posts on the Chicago area threads and was surprised no one would extend the courtesy, which I perhaps wrongly assumed was one of the purposes of this site.

I narrowed my sights to four AMPS that I could figure were in the area. The first two addresses I went to are no longer in operation, but the third was still in business. In my humble opinion you fellows may be a tad bit paranoid. All of this top secret posting of only address numbers without the street will not hinder LE activities. Just my opinion, not looking to start a flame war.

Anyway, I was finally able to find what I believe was Happiness at a 524 address not far from the Spy Museum. Mama asked if I had been there before and I told her no, that I was visisting from Chicago.

Drew Angie, young, pretty face, short and thin, with a decent body, probably a B cup. TS was very good and she was very flirty and spoke English fairly well. Went to the room and was told to lie on my back. She massaged me for maybe 5 minutes and asked, "What you want?" I told her, she stripped and we got down to business with no negotiations or payment up front. She was open to almost everything but digital probing and allowed easy access to the goods.

Due to the lack of massage, before and after, I wold say it was slightly rushed but still very pleasant. I was there for 40 - 45 minutes. Usual fee schedule, $ for the full menu access .6 for the house. I would return as there was at least one other young damsel working. I suspect they may be the same staff at the 520 address just two doors down.

If any of you venture to Chicago, feel free to send a PM and I will share what ever information I can. There are very few AMPs in my neck of the woods that offer the services you guys enjoy, they exist but they are very cautious. The Asian apartments are closer to the situation you guys enjoy.

Have fun.

- Bildo

Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.

Or is it just me?

Selah!