Strip Club Reports

To any out of towners that read about the guy that ripped on the HE.

I suppose if you read these forums you'd think the east side is nearly a free-for-all. It's not. It's not that way, nor would that be realistic. What it is, is the best pickings in the country.

It's also a matter of having some experience to help know when you aren't going to get ripped. But even with years of experience, even the best of us still end up not getting an ideal ending to all of our experiences. It's the nature of the beast- a certain percentage of the women working have no problem promising "such and such" and not delivering anything. Another percentage will give you the best night of your life. Another percentage will sit at the bar all night text messaging their boyfriends at home. It's very much a YMMV game. One night a certain bar might not have one chic over a "4" working, go back the next weekend and you might see three "8"s there.

I travel a lot for a living and sample strip bars from coast to coast on a weekly basis. I suppose a decade ago there might have been a half dozen cities that might have offered what the east side does, but not anymore. Right now, the east side is far and away the best place to play in our country (strip bar wise). But even with it being the best place to play, it's still not a 100% guarantee that you'll leave a given establishment completely satisfied, or even see a woman you'd want to go the extra mile with. But, compare it to every other area in the country, and you'll find out the east sides strip clubs are typically wayyyyyyyy better. What is run of the mill here (touching a womans breast on stage) will get your ass kicked out of a bar in the vast majority of places.

Lastly, about the Queen of Hearts in Fenton. I used to go there every night after work. Not once was anything remotely offered to me. I was going there strictly to grab some beers. Hell, I don't even think of it as being a strip club, just a bar. Anyone that goes there looking for "strip bar" fun is wasting money.

[QUOTE=Rosco2]Does anyone know why strip club dancers sometimes change their stage names?[/QUOTE]
Every girl I know who changed her name did so because she started working (or returned working) at a place where another dancer already had that name. It seems pretty rare for two dancers to use the same name at the same club. I think there are two Candys at Miss Kitty's, and the bartender Chrissy goes by (I think) "Trixie" when the dancer Chrissy is working. I know one girl who used to dance at MKs and left for a while. When she came back there was another dancer using her name so she changed it.

Stopped at WG's this afternoon for a great play date with Shy.
6 customers and as many dancers. Keep seeing more dancers moving there from Dollies.

I started in Sauget but ended in WP, so I will include everything here.

Penthouse Club was first on the menu. Lots of good looking girls but I knew I was just there for the "candy" so I enjoyed the surroundings but did not partake. I then headed to Wiseguys. There were six or seven girls and maybe five guys. I did receive a nice dance from Nicole. She is a thin, black girl with d's. I had a friend call who wanted me to meet he and his girlfriend at the Colony. They had never been and wanted to experience it firsthand. They were glad they did but I did not participate, so that was a bit disappointing. They were headed to P. T. 's next so I went to C-Mowes instead. I saw Spirit who caught my eye right away. She was also a nice thin, black girl with smaller breasts, probably b's. I was ready to go and did not need a whole lot of prompting but she did her best to prepare for the main event. I had one drink and back we went. She offered CFS cowgirl style for. 6. I could not pass that up. After some licks of the boys, she climbed aboard. She was really into it and commented how much she liked watching my "big, white cock sliding in and out of her black pussy'' several times. That was up until the point when someone yelled for her to be on stage. That kind of killed it for her. I hurried up and finished, cleaned up and left. I will see her again.

Thanks for reading.

Last month made a return trip to Washington Park. I travel all around and there is no place quite like this anywhere else I have gone. Enjoy what you have before it disappears.

So first night in town stopped by Blondies. Kya was not around, maybe she is on her way back to Jersey. Two girls around, one a real thin black girl the other a very young red head spinner.

Hooked up with the redhead. She gave me a fake name that I forget, she wound up giving me her real one that I do not feel right using here. Learned she is only 19 and was having to have the black girl buy her her drinks. We hit it off real well very soon and I wound up paying the bar $200 to take her away from there for the evening. Wound up going back to my hotel and having a very enjoyable time with her. Like many of these girls she had the sob story. Got pregnant in high school and the kid's father wants nothing to do wiht his spawn. With no marketable skills she has found this easy and fun money.

I thought I was leaving the next morning so did not make any plans to see her again. But I had to stay an extra day. So headed to Blondies the next night and she was not around. In fact when I got there the only girl was the older gal who I had seen before. Reminds me too much of a woman who would be in my mother's scrap booking club, which is a big turn off for me.

So I go across the street. There were lots of guys there and all the girls seemed to be hiding in the dressing room. Saw one blakc girl come out to go on stage and a couple of others pop their heads out while there for almost an hour. There was no one on stage most of the time while I was there. Needless to say I left.

Wound up going to the "new" place Wise Guys I think is the name. When I got there they had three girls, all white. A blonde and a brunette who were both in their late 30s / early 40s. Average looking for their age. There was also a very hot young blonde gal. Very few guys in the bar. When the young blonde girl's turn on stage came up I went to get a closer look.

I was the only guy at the stage and she of course paid a lot of attention to me. The older brunette also came up to the stage sat next to me and was gioving the blonde play by play instructions on what to do! Blonde whose name I now forget told me it was her first week and she was stil learning the ropes. Said she was 20 and had just left a promising career in fast food service for this. After ahile the older gal left. The blonde asked me if I wanted to do a private with her.

Further talking about this gleaned me the knowledge that she at this point was not offering any extras in privates. When I told her that is why I would want a private she told me her aunt was very good at extras and had not taught her how to do them yet! The older brunette I learned was her aunt who had just gotten her the job and was mentoring her. No real desire to do the aunt so tipped the blonde like $20, she had been sitting in my lap for 3 songs and left Wise Guys, and Washington Park a bit disappointed.

I had some free time and some money for once and headed over to WP. It's been too long since my last visit. I got to MK's about 2:15. 5 girls. The only one that I remembered was Carmen. 3 others were blond spinner types and a black girl. Nothing extra offered and nothing real exciting given at the stage. I am hoping that these new girls get the drill and start offering up somemore. Could have been that I didn't get the right group of girls this time around.

I took off and hit City Nights on my way home. Big difference there. 6 girls and 4 guys. None of the girls were on stage. Dennis was yelling at these 2 girls to get off the couch and up on the stage. It only took 3 visits from him til they got the clue. Candy is a bigger girl with natural tits. Nice grindage on stage laps but didn't free the tits. She wanted .35 per song or 4 for $ for privates. I passed. Sam is a amazon of a woman. I'd say 6'2" blond and natural tits. She wanted some company on the couch but I was wanting more than couch time. Shelby was there and surprised to see me. She's looking good for a 48 y/o woman. Nice ass and bolt-ons. Still charging .2 a song. Nothing more to add. No extras. There was a couple of brunettes there but they were busy with customers. A dry visit.

I might be running back over to the eastside on Thurs.

Chuck,

Would be interested in knowing the time of day you were in Washington Park visiting Blondies and Dollies. Both places have been known for muggings in their parking lots and Dollies had a shooting in December in which the customer entering the club around 1 am was shot in the head and subquently died. Would be interested in knowing if they now have lot security after the sun goes down?

[QUOTE=Sparky140]Chuck,

Would be interested in knowing the time of day you were in Washington Park visiting Blondies and Dollies. Both places have been known for muggings in their parking lots and Dollies had a shooting in December in which the customer entering the club around 1 am was shot in the head and subquently died. Would be interested in knowing if they now have lot security after the sun goes down?[/QUOTE]I know I have not been back to either one of those clubs since those incidents have occurred. I did feel safe at Wiseguys and C-Mowes the last two times I have been after dark.

Stopped by Dollie's this afternoon. I didn't even bother to finish my beer. I hope no amount of beer would interest me in anyone dancing there today.

Went over to Wise Guys. There was only one passably attractive dancer, but the draft beer itself tasted like cleaning fluid. Split.

Decided to try Miss Kitty's. There may have been some unattractive dancers there, but it didn't matter, because I met a young, slim, hot, friendly dancer named Cecilia (sp? ). Big thumbs up. I'll be back for her. Works most days.

I had a great time Tuesday night at the Hollywood. So many pretty girls, so little time. First there was Kimber. A very pretty true blond. Which she happily proved. I love blond pubes. It's so rare for them not to be shaved off. She reminded me a lot of the actress Kim Basinger. A really sweet girl.

Then there was Cory. She is awesome. Black hair, very tan, and VERY FIT. She looks like she should be in the American Curves magazine.

Then there was Alyssa, very petite, dark haired angel. She looks about 16. She is so tiny, about 4'10", 95lbs. She is a real treat.

Last was Gia. I've seen her a couple times. She's very affectionate. Very touchy feely. Wink Wink nudge nudge. Very nice privates.

So it seems the economy is helping us out these days. 13 girls today....1/2 of them open to extras. I got quoted .5 by several. It seems the younger ones are not willing to go the extra mile. Ashley,Vicki,Chrissy and Cinnamon were all more than willing. Cinnamon is far too pushy and desperate for my tastes. I went with Chrissy for some much needed relief. She has put on some extra weight in her hip area but she still is fun. If anyone wants to see some nice looking blondes on day shift I would recommend hitting it up before they move on.

[QUOTE=Larks Tongue]So it seems the economy is helping us out these days. 13 girls today. 1/2 of them open to extras. I got quoted. 5 by several. It seems the younger ones are not willing to go the extra mile. Ashley, Vicki, Chrissy and Cinnamon were all more than willing. Cinnamon is far too pushy and desperate for my tastes. I went with Chrissy for some much needed relief. She has put on some extra weight in her hip area but she still is fun. If anyone wants to see some nice looking blondes on day shift I would recommend hitting it up before they move on.[/QUOTE]Cinnamon has nothing in the looks department. The only thing she has is that ghetto booty. Her boob size is A-. I was about to to take a 2 song private with her but she wanted me to prepay. This was after I had my time with Ashley and her big silicone monsters, and she did not have me prepay.

I left. Cinnamon plays the game of the poor stripper but she just wants to connive you. I got her digits from her but they are probaly fake.

[QUOTE=spamonko]Cinnamon has nothing in the looks department. The only thing she has is that ghetto booty. Her boob size is A-. I was about to to take a 2 song private with her but she wanted me to prepay. This was after I had my time with Ashley and her big silicone monsters, and she did not have me prepay.

I left. Cinnamon plays the game of the poor stripper but she just wants to connive you. I got her digits from her but they are probaly fake.[/QUOTE]

I'm tired of her pushy bullshit. Every time I go in there I cringe when I see her cause I know that she'll be all over me and keep pressing to sit down or get a private. The vasy majority of girls will leave you alone when you politely say not now or I'm ok. Last time I was in there she approached me 3 times.

[QUOTE=Larks Tongue]I'm tired of her pushy bullshit. Every time I go in there I cringe when I see her cause I know that she'll be all over me and keep pressing to sit down or get a private. The vasy majority of girls will leave you alone when you politely say not now or I'm ok. Last time I was in there she approached me 3 times.[/QUOTE]She's really different. Somehow I managed to avoid her for months after she started. Then one Wednesday afternoon when it was really, really slow she sat down next to me at the bar. I immediately told her I wasn't going to give her any money, having realized long ago that doing so once would mean the end of my solitude from her at Kitty's. She wanted to talk anyway because it was slow and "I like to be busy". What ensued was the strangest 15 minute conversation of my life. She speaks in short sentences made up primely with staccato-like one syllable words. So I did the same in return:

C-Do you have kids?
PB-no, dogs
C-what kind
PB shepherds
C-I like them
PB-me too, smart
C-I can do three kinds of push ups
PB-wow
C-I do them on stage
PB-wow
C-have you seen me?
PB-no
C-watch next time
PB-ok
C-I was in the marines
PB-they teach you push ups?
C-yes, three kinds
C-did you train your dogs
PB-yes
C-good

And so on, rapid fire, until she was up.

For what it's worth, I've been told she's a bargin price wise when it comes to extras. Definitely not for the faint of heart though.

The best way to get a chick to leave you alone in this situation is to sit at the stage. MK's is a great value for a two dollar tip. When it is slow you can usually have the girl for a whole song, and the other girls will not bother you when you sit there. When your unfavorite babe goes on stage just go back to the bar. By then you may have another woman sitting with you, and most of the time the girls will not try to interfere.

Good luck