The Massholes

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2117482][URL]http://massachusetts.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/bukkake-party-32/26626432[/URL] If I were a guy and saw this ad I would think it was a LEO plant. Imagine how many men they could arrest all in one shot, one by one walking the plank. It's so blatantly not discreet! But it does sound like fun if it's real and much more fun that those glory holes you guys like to talk about LOL. At least you'd be able to see who's sucking off your dicks!

A question. I've had this discussion with some women and we were wondering. Well I'm wondering too, because I don't understand it. Let's say there are two escorts:

Escort number 1: 28 years old, five foot tall, 220 lbs, she has a dimpled, cellulite ass and fat legs, saggy big tits and stretch marks all over. She does have a pretty face though.

Escort number 2: Let' say she's 45 years old, hot body, perfect shape, nice large boobs that don't sag, no cellulite or stretch marks. And her face is obviously not of a youngin, but she's very pretty.

Question is, which one is more desirable? Age or body type?[/QUOTE]Not an easy answer since a few intangibles that are important to me were left out. If I was going strictly on your question as asked then I'd go for age. The main reason would be that the other intangibles that I would look for are usually more prevalent as a woman matures.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2114817]A big thank-you!

I wasn't quite sure of which forum to put this in but rather than the escort classified ad one I wanted to put it here as it is a more active one. Anyway I want to give a big thanks to Jim and Playtime Escorts for adding some holiday cheer to us gents out here with their holiday party. It was a great way to spend a Friday night with plenty of food, drinks and beautiful elves. (elvettes?) A special shout out to the special elves (Cindy, Shari and Allysa) who worked hard to decorate and make it scene reminiscent of an old time Dickens movie! And we can't forget Joe who tended the bar and made sure we all never had an empty glass. And Mr. Jim of Playtime made sure we all had a great night away from all our trials and tribulations. I would ask that Jim work on his jokes for next year however!

Of course the best part of the night was when santa arrived and we got to sit on her lap and let her know what we all wanted for Christmas. With santa's elf Allysa helping Jim and Joe keeping us full of drink and food all was well. We can't forget Shari who was back in town from down south checking that our year had more naughty than nice in it. And Cindy dressed just a little bit naughty. Had our full attention all night. Angie made sure we noticed her too! Of course the idea was not only to spread a little Christmas cheer but to let us see that these ladies were all that they proclaimed to be. And they succeeded as all of them were beautiful, charming, sexy and a lot of fun to be with. Their pictures don't lie except that they might not show quite all their beauty and charm. I would heartily recommend any of them for a little Christmas cheer!

Of course there were a couple of ladies who said they were coming and didn't show (imagine if we gents did that). While it was disappointing to a few of us who were hoping to meet several of them it does make our choices easier in the future as I certainly am going to spend my time with those who cared enough to show! Of course who first. And second. Thanks again.[/QUOTE]Yes those were the days. Even though it was only a few short years ago. Jim and his girls at Playtime were definitely a cheery bunch. I never heard a bad word about them and whenever I visited I never had an issue. The Christmas parties were always a good time and done very well as I described. And it was a short list of guys that attended. The party wasn't intended for people to get together but as a fun time and to get to know some of the other ladies. I had known two of them (Shari and Allysa) but I got to meet and know several of the others. (Cindy and Angie). I never heard the 'real' story as to what happened to them. I had 'won' a free date in a charity drawing and shortly after the new year I called to redeem it and poof they were gone. The only one I've seen advertise is Alyssa who was going by Ally.

No one says this can't happen again. A small party with a few ladies and a few gents getting together would be fun. I know there is a 'formal' group who get together but I'm not in that 'circle'. We'll have to think about it as the holiday approaches.

You'd be surprised how old a perfect 10 can be. I know of a lady on facebook who is a 10 plus. And I was a 10 plus 10 years ago and I was way over 25. Actually when I was 25 I looked 16 LOL. That's when I was a stripper. No wonder the guys went wild when I came on stage. It depends on the woman.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2117482][URL]http://massachusetts.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/bukkake-party-32/26626432[/URL] If I were a guy and saw this ad I would think it was a LEO plant. Imagine how many men they could arrest all in one shot, one by one walking the plank. It's so blatantly not discreet! But it does sound like fun if it's real and much more fun that those glory holes you guys like to talk about LOL. At least you'd be able to see who's sucking off your dicks!

A question. I've had this discussion with some women and we were wondering. Well I'm wondering too, because I don't understand it. Let's say there are two escorts:

Escort number 1: 28 years old, five foot tall, 220 lbs, she has a dimpled, cellulite ass and fat legs, saggy big tits and stretch marks all over. She does have a pretty face though.

Escort number 2: Let' say she's 45 years old, hot body, perfect shape, nice large boobs that don't sag, no cellulite or stretch marks. And her face is obviously not of a youngin, but she's very pretty.

Question is, which one is more desirable? Age or body type?[/QUOTE]I'll take number 2 please, don't bother to wrap her, and thank you so much.

After reading the responses to this question, I'm wondering if we could benefit from a thread dedicated to the more mature (yet, still prime) providers. Say, those 30 yo and above (just to be arbitrary). Anyone else share this thought?

[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2118490]I'll take number 2 please, don't bother to wrap her, and thank you so much.[/QUOTE]

A discussion section where the topic is older, mature escorts. By the way I'm wondering about something. Can I ever have senior status? LOL. I almost have 300 posts. The ladies should be able to have senior status too, don't you think?

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2119054]A discussion section where the topic is older, mature escorts. By the way I'm wondering about something. Can I ever have senior status? LOL. I almost have 300 posts. The ladies should be able to have senior status too, don't you think?[/QUOTE]There is an amount of time that you have to be a regular member, along with 25 posts. I'm not sure but I think the amount of time is 6 months.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2118364] And I was a 10 plus 10 years ago and I was way over 25. [/QUOTE]I'm not trying to be rude, but what do you consider yourself now. If you would rather not say that's fine, just curious.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2119054] The ladies should be able to have senior status too, don't you think?[/QUOTE]I think Senhorita Status is more appropriate, but seriously yes, I think you should be able to.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2119054]A discussion section where the topic is older, mature escorts. By the way I'm wondering about something. Can I ever have senior status? LOL. I almost have 300 posts. The ladies should be able to have senior status too, don't you think?[/QUOTE]It would appear as tho you are stuck with the tag "Forum Advertiser".

Under the FAQ's it lists RegularMembers, Senior Members and Unmoderated Members.

Perhaps Admin can create a Senior Forum Advertiser to solve that question. With the status "Senior" having no reflection on your age Deb.

[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2119116]I'm not trying to be rude, but what do you consider yourself now. If you would rather not say that's fine, just curious.[/QUOTE]The whole 'rating' of a providers looks can be so subjective. At least when putting a rating on performance you can have some sort of guidelines to go by. For a massage / bodyrub girl it can be quality of massage (therapeutic of not), tease, state of undress and what type and how good was the ending. When it comes to looks it certainly has many attributes some of which are important to some and some aren't. Are we talking beauty as in facial features, hair (color, length, curly ect) , teeth (LOL), body type (tall, short, spinner, normal (chubby). And do we include personality it our ratings? Is the fact that she is under 30 add points to her rating and conversely if she is over 30 does it take away points?

I've gone to see providers that I was told were a 7 or higher and found that they weren't that at least in my attributes. Years ago I was given a tip that a girl that was in the area was a 10 and I had to go see her. Well I did. Was she pretty yes. Did she have a decent body yes. But she was a Russian girl who spoke no English, understood no English and showed no enthusiasm for what she was doing. I wouldn't have given her a 10 and recommended her but I could see how someone would. When asked how I would rate someone I usually give examples rather than a number.

It also depends on what you like. For instance I enjoy more mature ladies as opposed to younger 'spinners'. While that has a lot to do with my age. Which just went up again this week. There are other traits that I look for many of which several of you have mentioned. As HH said he likes them under 25, over a 7 and under a certain weight. That's the wonderful part of life. Everyone has their own picture of 'nirvana'.

[QUOTE=HoHunter328;2118309]Personally I'd pass on both. If I'm paying to play, then I want what I can't get in real life (at least not without putting in a lot work). For me that means I don't go for anyone under a 7, and rarely over 25 years old, or over 130 lbs.

Stay safe, and happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Ah my good friend. Let me try and poke a hole in your statement! Would you go see this lady if she was available? Guessing she is over 25! I'm guessing I would! Stay safe friend!

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Hey, sorry for the THIRD report on this, felt this was serious enough I'd post it all over such that it gets seen.

Some NGO is out there posting adverts on BP and then they take your response, phone number, picture, FB page and any other info it can find and publish it on a website called "Exposing Johns!

See my full report here:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...372&viewfull=1[/URL]#post2117372.

Be aware, be careful! Be safe!

Reply With Quote Reply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Report Post.[/QUOTE]Option #2 without hestitation.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2118364]You'd be surprised how old a perfect 10 can be. I know of a lady on facebook who is a 10 plus. And I was a 10 plus 10 years ago and I was way over 25. Actually when I was 25 I looked 16 LOL. That's when I was a stripper. No wonder the guys went wild when I came on stage. It depends on the woman.[/QUOTE]I'm not saying I don't make exceptions to my rules on occasion, I have, but it is rare. Usually it's someone that I met when they were younger, and had known a while so there was some chemistry involved.

Stay safe, and happy hunting.

[QUOTE=StressedOut;2119244]Ah my good friend. Let me try and poke a hole in your statement! Would you go see this lady if she was available? Guessing she is over 25! I'm guessing I would! Stay safe friend!

[ATTACH=CONFIG]325787[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]325788[/ATTACH].[/QUOTE]Honestly I'd say no, I prefer nice perky B or C cups. This is more my type... I prefer dark, red, or unnatural hair colors, and very pale flawless skin. Big blue or green eyes are a huge plus. I don't mind tattoos, as long as the work is good. I don't even mind large, or multiple tattoos, as long as there's some type of theme. Multiple completely unrelated tattoos though I tend to dislike, especially if they're close together (it makes me think of random graffiti). Piercings are welcome, especially when they add to the pleasure (eg lip and tongue piercings).

Stay safe, and happy hunting.