Massage Parlor Reports

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[QUOTE=DutchTreat;2957371]PG,

Is that bikini bar the place where the non-Asian girls flash you for a few bucks? Sort of like the Vietnamese coffee shops?

Dutch.[/QUOTE]

When that place first opened up, the new owner, who I though was quite attractive, would cover for the girls when they were short handed, and her legit massage skills without oil or lotion were phenomenal. But sadly she stopped doing it and last time I stopped by there, she denied she ever did massage. Oh well. Onto the next one.

I detest when they put on gobs of oil as if preparing to roast a turkey. By the time I get home, the stuff turns into axle grease. But what I really can't stand is that so-called massage lotion. It's basically emulsified lard and perfume.

[QUOTE=PincheGringo;2957239]I just got back from the worst experience I have ever had at a AMP. Decided, after lunch, to head over to a place that I have an ok time with in the past. Since it is local, headed over to Happy Happy on Westminster BLVD. My go to girl was not available so I went with the recommendation of the desk clerk. He said that "Nana" was young and beautiful. My speedy sense usually assumes that is code for BAD. I should have listened. Waited 10 minutes in the room for her. She walks in and yes, she is a cutie. She is wearing long jeans that she was very proud of. She proceeded to start rubbing my back over a towel with is SOP for many places. After 5 minutes she begins to apply lotion. She starts rubbing my back from top to bottom for a few minutes, then adds more oil and continues. I start rubbing her legs (I never wait until the flip like many newbies are told to do) and her ass. She stops me and says, "Let me take care of you". Well, I thought maybe she would. She adds more oil, more oil, more oil. Hell, this goes on for 45 minutes of oil on my back and oil on my legs. She attempts to clean me off with hot towels. She then starts to rub my legs (after she attempted to clean them) with her hands with are still all oiled up. WTF. She asks me to turn over and I say, "No thanks. We are finished". I totally by passed the HE for fear I would be able to start a refinery with the amount of oil she would use. The next 15 minutes I take a clean towel and try to wipe all the oil off of me. Nothing I did would help. I give her a FIVE dollar tip and walk out to the front desk. I pick up a mint and whisper to the monger that is checking. "if they give you Nana, pass on her". I hope he had better luck than me.

I leave there and drive a mile down the road to a local dive bar that usually has a girl in a bikini at the bar. I could only have one beer until I had to go home and take another shower. No matter what I did, I could not get all of it off and as I write this, I am still oiled up.

My view is unless you have a regular girl, don't go there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PincheGringo;2957239]I just got back from the worst experience I have ever had at a AMP. Decided, after lunch, to head over to a place that I have an ok time with in the past. Since it is local, headed over to Happy Happy on Westminster BLVD. My go to girl was not available so I went with the recommendation of the desk clerk. He said that "Nana" was young and beautiful. My speedy sense usually assumes that is code for BAD. I should have listened. Waited 10 minutes in the room for her. She walks in and yes, she is a cutie. She is wearing long jeans that she was very proud of. She proceeded to start rubbing my back over a towel with is SOP for many places. After 5 minutes she begins to apply lotion. She starts rubbing my back from top to bottom for a few minutes, then adds more oil and continues. I start rubbing her legs (I never wait until the flip like many newbies are told to do) and her ass. She stops me and says, "Let me take care of you". Well, I thought maybe she would. She adds more oil, more oil, more oil. Hell, this goes on for 45 minutes of oil on my back and oil on my legs. She attempts to clean me off with hot towels. She then starts to rub my legs (after she attempted to clean them) with her hands with are still all oiled up. WTF. She asks me to turn over and I say, "No thanks. We are finished". I totally by passed the HE for fear I would be able to start a refinery with the amount of oil she would use. The next 15 minutes I take a clean towel and try to wipe all the oil off of me. Nothing I did would help. I give her a FIVE dollar tip and walk out to the front desk. I pick up a mint and whisper to the monger that is checking. "if they give you Nana, pass on her". I hope he had better luck than me.

I leave there and drive a mile down the road to a local dive bar that usually has a girl in a bikini at the bar. I could only have one beer until I had to go home and take another shower. No matter what I did, I could not get all of it off and as I write this, I am still oiled up.

My view is unless you have a regular girl, don't go there.[/QUOTE]Hey Gringo,

I have a suggestion that might work for you as far as getting a refinery worth of oil when you hit one PM you are not familiar with.

I too have in the past encounter the oil gushing and trying to get rid of is quite a chore as you found out.

I have opted for taking with me a bottle of Aloe gel which I buy at Trader Joe and cost about $3. This gel is absorbed by the skin and feels quite good since it cools and moisturizes the skin + you don't need to wipe it off. A bottle lasts me about 10 to 12 massages.

Try it I think you'll like it and will be avoiding the oil gushing at the same time.

Mondo.

I had similar experience at happy happy. I went 3 times after reading some good reviews here. First time was actually good. I asked for no oil no lotion. So she just sort of tickled my back for maybe 20 min, I thought it was going to be a bad session. But she started to tease and she wasnt doing so bad. On the flip, she gave a slow and GFE like HJ. Complete with nipple licking and ear licking. I think she wanted to kiss, but I avoided her, so she sort of Kissed my eye. Kind of weird. But the HJ was good and she let unhook her bra. I never got her name, but she was chubby, so so looking, wore shorts that's sort of like a skirt, but she knows how to HJ.

2nd time was a fattie, not even worth mentioning. Today, the 3rd time, got a young, tall and fit girl. Had a pretty face. Probably one of the prettiest Chinese provider I've had. I asked for medium no oil massage. After 10 min of that she proceeded to lather me up with oil. Then more oil, then more, then some more. It was starting to run from my shoulder. After she was done, she did wipe me down really good with wet hot towel though. On the flip she used lotion instead, no access to bottom, and she kept pulling away when I reached in under her bra. Forget about unhooking the bra. She also wiped me down really good on the flip too though.

I only went back so many times cause I though they would all be like the first girl I got and they're cheap. I guess it was just her. I didn't even get her name. probably won't go back unless I find out the first girl's name.

[QUOTE=PincheGringo;2957376]You know it.[/QUOTE]Can you tell us the name of the bar? I think there are several on Westminster blvd. Thanks.

I like to go here:

[URL]http://www.yelp.com/biz/beach-girls-bar-westminster[/URL]

[QUOTE=Quinby1;2958287]Can you tell us the name of the bar? I think there are several on Westminster blvd. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

I used to hit up all the Sugars bikini bars back in the day. And Beach Girls used to be a Lucky Johns. But those places are way too "classy" compared with The Sundown, which is the dive bar that I was thinking of.

Dutch.

[QUOTE=Wireless91910;2958670]I like to go here:

[URL]http://www.yelp.com/biz/beach-girls-bar-westminster[/URL][/QUOTE]

The return of the KMP!! Toftt after seeing an ad on backpages, . 5 half, . 6 full, older korean woman, still very attractive, slender with a nice butt, really great massage, didn't feel rushed and left very happy.

I used to love Sugars back in the early 2000's. You could get more mileage there that at strip clubs. After owners passed away and son's took over the business they started going downhill. I will have to check out the Sundown, nothing like nice sleazy bikini bars.

[QUOTE=DutchTreat;2959150]I used to hit up all the Sugars bikini bars back in the day. And Beach Girls used to be a Lucky Johns. But those places are way too "classy" compared with The Sundown, which is the dive bar that I was thinking of.

Dutch.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BulletBoy;2959535]The return of the KMP!! Toftt after seeing an ad on backpages, . 5 half, . 6 full, older korean woman, still very attractive, slender with a nice butt, really great massage, didn't feel rushed and left very happy.[/QUOTE]Yeah that place was nice, I had a similar experience.

Those were the days! I used to go there in the late 80's and 90's. I think the son opened another bikini bar on Beach called Green Girl Saloon. Very good talent, but minimal side shows, as it's right across the street from the Westminster Courthouse! A couple of years ago, I ran into one of the former barmaid's from Sugars at a dive bar in HB called HyRoys and she STILL looked hot! Although she's now working as an accountant for a small company in Anaheim. LOL She gave me her phone number, but we never hooked up.

Dutch.

[QUOTE=Wireless91910;2959666]I used to love Sugars back in the early 2000's. You could get more mileage there that at strip clubs. After owners passed away and son's took over the business they started going downhill. I will have to check out the Sundown, nothing like nice sleazy bikini bars.[/QUOTE]

Still trying to find a gem among the bountiful AMP's in Central Orange County. The one where you are looking for a HE but you get even more like DATY (my favorite) or total clothes off.

Went again to Green Massage, and although I got a great massage, no HE. So I think this place it very much YMMV. Too bad because the masseuse was very attractive. Needed to unload a few steps away at Hot Baby, but then again while I got the HE, the service was very mechanical.

I always like it when you go to a new place, there is no haggle, and you get what you were looking for. Checked out Seven Seas in CM. No questions about whether I have been here before, very nice and sweet masseuse. Very attractive with a nice body (she was wearing jeans). Hard to tell her age, but it really didn't matter. Very good oil massage. And for those who like attention to the rear end, she did that fairly well. No problem with the HE, and she wasn't mechanical and gave one of the best I've had in a while without stroking me 60 mph. So I will be back and to see her again to check for further action. Since it was my first time, I don't know the full lineup. And typically I do this on weekends, which, from my experience, you tend to get older women.

Finally, I put my hat into the ring for a local AAMP. No contact let. Very pricey, but from what I read, you get the GFE with plenty of extras.

Score:

At H. H average. 20 random pitcher, wild Hxnx.

At S. E Euclid average. 60+ random pitcher.

At Piscado random pitcher single, double, triple, home run or strike out?

At Sundown for chat time. 10 random pitcher.

[QUOTE=Sound7;2959887]Score:

At H. H average. 20 random pitcher, wild Hxnx.

At S. E Euclid average. 60+ random pitcher.

At Piscado random pitcher single, double, triple, home run or strike out?

At Sundown for chat time. 10 random pitcher.[/QUOTE]What the Jesus?

[QUOTE=Megai;2960382]What the Jesus?[/QUOTE]Yeah I don't know. Anyone ever been to the place that has ads on BP that says "enjoy a second cup"? Code for msog? Or what about nirvana in Los AL using bb629? Code for 69?