Doodle diddles Charlie Boob-a-licious!
It's like this, I got a best friend over 45 years had some sadness, I spent some time with him then when his wife got home, it was time to make my exit. I went away up north hell and begone Winter Springs, the provider known for that area flaked, and I says to myself, "Self", I says, 'Big Daddy gave me the number to Charlie and Altamont is on the way home from Bumfuk, so let's have a dream". In this dream, she has been around since when Backpage was the go-to place, I was always attracted, but just didn't get up that way often with a get-out-of-jail-free-card. Location is an upscale extended stay. Her half hour donation is that kite flyin' guy from Philly, just a smidge more than I like to spend, but not unreasonable. When she opened that door, I got a Sophia Loren zap! Classic Italian, striking like Sophia, short hair, excellent body. With a couple of well done bolt-ons. And in this dream, she turned out to be a really nice lady. I have a couple old limericks that serve me well as ice-breakers and she warmed right up. We spent an enjoyable safe covered time. She also doesn't suffer fools well, and if you are a young doper, drunk, slab town tough, or douchbag, you won't have a good time, she has some smarts, she has been around. IMHO, I like clean and sober ladies like this one. Clean right out of the shower, but like always, I bring something to read 'cause ladies always take 20 minutes longer than they say. Sober, not strung out. I know back in college we wanted them the drunker the better, but now I'm paying, and when I became a man I put away childish things. So she is a nice looking MILF, with a nice shape, nice booty, great tits and a talented mouth. All went well in several different positions. In the afterglow, we got to talking about this here site because it is my reference resume. She doesn't know how to advertise here, she is on the remnants of one of those other sites. Here she is a regular member and I tried to help her get a post on General Reports but I didn't have my cheaters so it may not get accepted. I don't know the procedure to advertise, but I was able to show her how to search for her reviews, then how to read original post. I don't know if I should mention her handle on here, maybe one of you tek-nish-ans can help a lady. Her smile will be worth it. YD.
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While I was sleeping I happened to dream
What a day OliverOil had, one problem after another to solve at the resort. A maintenance man's day never seemed to end but it was the end of his shift and he was headed for the time clock. He smiled as he reviewed his options for the night. Hang out with guys, hit the gym or check out the local sports bar. Who knows one of FWBs might be in the mood. A text message on his phone stopped him dead in his tracks. Damn! "Guest in b105 needs assistance with blockage. " Man, these guests are always screwing up my social life. He acknowledged the message and headed over, his mood darkened.
Arriving at the room, he knocked. The door opened a crack and a female voice said "yes?
"Maintenance ma'am, you called about a blockage?
"Yes" she replied as she opened the door. "Thank you for coming so quickly. Please call me Avalon. ".
"Well, we ah, er aim to ah please" he stammered. She was barely covered by a towel, must have just got out of the shower or bath. Would explain the blockage, he mused. She looked amazing, long dark hair, hypnotic eyes, full (very full) ample bosom, and shapely legs. He was stunned by her looks and lack of clothing. "Look I can come back when you're, ah dressed and more comfortable, really no problem". He desperately tried to keep his gaze on her face but her body kept pulling his eyes down to boob level.
"No I'm fine and very comfortable after my soak in the tub. " She smiled in a way both friendly and sexy at the same time. "I really hope you can help me out. ".
"Sure, no problem" he stammered and turned to the task at hand. Good grief he thought, she was intoxicating. He went to the sink and turned on the faucet, seemed to be draining just fine. Then he thought it's got to be the tub, but it looked empty. He turn on the water and it drained just fine. Oh great, it's the fricking toilet and I don't have the plunger with me. He hit lever to flush and it seemed fine. He turned and exited the bathroom puzzled, "Ma'am" everything seems to be flowing fine that I can see. " He stopped and his jaw dropped at the sight before him.
She was sitting at the head of the bed, completely naked, hand down between her legs, gently stroking her gorgeous shaved pussy. "I need some help right here, haven't had an orgasm all week with all my travel, meetings, and correspondence. There's been no 'me time' and my job has so much pressure. I'm sure you can understand women have needs too. So can you help a lady out?" She smiled and melted any resistance he had left. She had an amazing hour glass figure built for sex and he was mesmerized by her body.
He practically launched himself onto the bed and between her spread legs. His lips kissed their way up her luscious thighs to the perfect pussy that she had been stroking. He kissed up and down the labia then parted them with his tongue. They were smooth, plump and delicious. As he licked upward to expose her lusty, insatiable clit, she trembled and lay back on the bed to enjoy his attention. His tongue circled her clit and he reached up to fully expose it. Putting his mouth down on her, he gently sucked her clit into his mouth where he could pleasure her properly. Once he got her wet, he placed his right hand under her hips, fingers spread across her buttocks. His thumb began stroking up and down her labia and when it was wet enough, he gently penetrated her and began slow, sensuous strokes with his large muscular thumb while he sucked and licked her clit.
"Yes, the service at this resort is just what I was looking for" she quietly purred as her hips began thrusting against his hand and she orgasmed.
He nodded and said "you ain't seen nothing yet. " And it just got better and better from there.
Then I awoke, must have been a dream, an Avalon Dream.
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