Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Fuzby69;6164466]In reference to the post below, I know that chick working there. She is about 5 ft and chubby, miniaturized version of Margret Cho. She will rush you out the door, pay for half hour, that way you don't feel so bad by getting gyped for an hour fee. She's nice enough but when it comes to show time she should get an academy award for best actress. Over exaggerated comments almost had he laughing. She'll be there 2 months, that's how that rotation works. She's why nice but as stated before, not my cup of tea.[/QUOTE]Definitely agree she will try and rush you out and make sure you pay and then time is ticking. I.

Definitely got short on time with her but I took advantage of my time and made sure I gave it to her good flipped her and moved her around in multiple positions and bang her good.

Hope is now Jin in Arnold. A tad different type of massage. . . Seemed to try and focus on pain points and not all over, but the overall massage was great. Especially the ending.

Hey all,

I have never done AMPs, can anyone sgare with me some AMPs on belair rd and Harford rds to try out. If not I understand. Thank you in advance.

[QUOTE=Cardel234;6162115]My new favorite place is the Relax the Spa, yeah it really is the, not Day. Two favorite girls. Linda was my first favorite, but now also Tina. Both are cute and will do anything to please you. I was surprised when Tina told me she's 38. She looks 25. Both in excellent condition. Just sayin![/QUOTE]Sorry I misspoke. It's Relax the Spa (Not Relax Day Spa).

I had to go to the eye doctor last week for a checkup. There was a new doctor / intern training there. She was a cute little Korean girl. I had to really force myself to not just smack her ass or something similar. I think I have had one too many trips to the AMPs! Please tell me I'm not alone!

[QUOTE=Waahoo;6170511]I had to go to the eye doctor last week for a checkup. There was a new doctor / intern training there. She was a cute little Korean girl. I had to really force myself to not just smack her ass or something similar. I think I have had one too many trips to the AMPs! Please tell me I'm not alone![/QUOTE]I go through the same thing every time I pick up my dry cleaning.

[QUOTE=Waahoo;6170511]I had to go to the eye doctor last week for a checkup. There was a new doctor / intern training there. She was a cute little Korean girl. I had to really force myself to not just smack her ass or something similar. I think I have had one too many trips to the AMPs! Please tell me I'm not alone![/QUOTE]When I'm around Asian women in public all ways want to dive in it's scary then I have to remember where I am. To make matters worse my Taiwanese neighbor said to me one day. You damn sexy man. Well I’d never hit on it just to close to home and have noticed in other conversations with her she just has no filter when speaking. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]. Lucky for me the wife keeps a pair of binoculars handy for bird watching. This situation has prompted many visits to Pulaski Hwy this summer. They are so easy at the spa I think that is transferring to real life. But I hear you.

[blue]Are you fucking insane? Don't ever talk about kids like that on the forum again.

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For those interested. There's now 2 girls. Older, taller & bigger bone than Tina for those who prefer non petite.

[QUOTE=Cardel234;6168648]Sorry I misspoke. It's Relax the Spa (Not Relax Day Spa).[/QUOTE]Oh shoot I thought it was Relax Day Spa; Pulaski right?

Anyone been to GBA recently? Last time I went there was a new mamasan and after my session on my way out the MT (I can't remember her name for some reason) said new girls were coming soon. Anyone been and saw anything new?

New appreciation for all who toftt. Respect.

There's a fortune house across from Aldi on Belair Road. Now a couple doors down there's a spa called Golden. They've gone all out with fancy signage so that you can't miss that there's a new spa house in town.

Remember Oasis on York Road? Same thing, right? Main drag. Fancy signs. Early reports that it was totally legit but quickly revealed to be Youni's second cumming.

So there's hope coursing through my veins as I turn off of belair and take the sloping driveway to park behind the spa. Nice. Can't see the shopping center and shoppers can't see me. So I go in. Clean. Quiet. Pleasant welcome. Introduced to therapist Lina. Pass a sauna. Taken to room with door. 60 for an hour. Undress. Give all the practiced signs that I'm a happiness kind of guy.

For 25 minutes I get an amazing back and neck and shoulder and lower back massage.

And I'm remembering how satisfying a great massage can be. And then -- at minute 26 of a 60 minute massage -- Lina asks me if I want more time. So I think there's a misunderstanding. She musta forgot that I paid for an hour. But we talk about it and seems Lina realizes that it's an hour, knows I have plenty time left but she's already trying to sell more time.

Of course I was not happy. But I tried to keep cool and let her know I believe in her and I believe happiness can be achieved in sixty minutes so let's progress to the gluten.

But nothing good to report unless you just like a really good massage with hot stones, warm towels, draping on the flip and nothing extra ordinary.

I always wondered how the first report at Oasis was so different than what it turned out to be. Was he a nube? Did he miss step? Were they being cautious at first? I don't think I messed up and novice I am not. But I'm confused about the sauna, the stand up shower, the doors to the rooms, discreet parking. All for a legitimately good massage? I'll wait for more reports. But for now there's only one good fortune joint on Belair across from Aldi. And golden it is not.

[QUOTE=Zuko21;6173442]Oh shoot I thought it was Relax Day Spa; Pulaski right?[/QUOTE]It's actually Relax the Spa, not Relax Day Spa. Weird spelling. Yes, on Pulaski Hwy in Edgewood.

[QUOTE=FSOnly;6180457]Anyone been to GBA recently? Last time I went there was a new mamasan and after my session on my way out the MT (I can't remember her name for some reason) said new girls were coming soon. Anyone been and saw anything new?[/QUOTE]I was there about 2 weeks ago and linked up with Cici. She's got a pretty bubbly personality and is a fun time. Not sure if she's still there but she is worth the price.

I like checking out new places so I had to go in here. Looks like they put some decent money in this place and doubt they will throw it all away to yank someone's sausage for an extra $20-$40.