BEST CITIES TO VISIT WHERE IT'S ALL LEGAL: Berlin!
[QUOTE=IndianRiver;2173789]If one were to do short vacations, which cities would be good to go to where LEO is easy and SPAs are plenty? If there is such place![/QUOTE]Germany. Visit any of the big cities there, Frankfurt, Hamburg, or my favorite, Berlin. Look on BP. It's legal, they can advertise, they speak English, and the variety is amazing (Russian Polish, Thai, etc.) because they come from all over to work there and they all get health coverage and checks regularly. The 'Sex Tourism" is huge there now, and oh yeah, I'm back there at the end of the month for a couple of weeks. Yippee!
Great Quote from long ago
[QUOTE] No touch the tip, no get the tip Quote Originally Posted by Webebad
Stupid massage, I mean really stupid! I should have known when she would keep putting the towel over my butt that this was gona be bad. The massage was fine but after removing the towel 3 times and Jinny puttin it back equal amount of times I gave up. Waste of my time tonite and I've had some previous good massages at this location. The AMP is located across from publix next to a spanish bodega right at the 4 corners location. My parting shot to her was Jinny: "No tip?" WBB: "you no TOUCH the tip you then NO get a tip!" Like I said waste of time. Maybe tomorrow I will try a new spot or an old faithful!
WBB -- I will use this line forever from now on. Sorry to read about your frustrations but glad to learn a new catch phrase. -- Dog.
[/QUOTE]Okay now that is Funny! ""you no TOUCH the tip, you then NO get a tip! It reminded me of another great quote. I think it was FLIP WILSON (for those of you who remember him) in a funny movie, who once had the wonderful line: "...Bit*h, my dick is like M&M's. It melts in your mouth and not in your hands. " ...I always wanted to use that on a SW....
Real mans tip for massage.
I rarely post here because I do not share the details of my massage visits other then if a massage is bad and I don't. As I have written before, I go for a massage, For the massage. Anything else that happens {and I have my fun) is icing on the cake.
I read a lot of post here about. NO TOUCH / NO TIP. Getting away with min. Tip. Really, here is a reality check,{ for NON AMP} You may get away with 20 tip for a HE. But I can assure you, you have not made a loyal friend. You will not get any special attention in the future, If there is a next time. If you won't to be remembered, here is a tipping guideline that I have found very successful. Straight massage=20, massage, and H / E=40-50,massage, topless-H / E 60, FS 100+++. We are being sold a fantacy remember that, You think these woman are gagging to touch your equipment or accept your Jag seed, Money baby. It is about money. You will be remembered and life will be good. Or you can live on sloppy seconds or reside in AMP. Land you entire life.