Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HornyAsHell;3108570]I'm trying to get this accurate enough that will help newbie's. I do know that it's not ALWAYS exact but it should be close enough to help someone new to know what to expect.

Park outside and go in the front door. The inner door is locked but Mama can see you thru the window and will usually greet you etc. If by some chance she doesn't just simply ring the bell. Once inside she will walk you over to the room that you will be using. She will often pat you on the ass or small of the back too, just her way of greeting I guess. Once in the room she will collect the house fee ($70 in cash) and leave. If you haven't asked for a certain masseuse by name she will send someone on in. If you don't like her don't be afraid to ask for somebody else either. It's not a big deal. I have left when neither or my two "acceptable" ladies were not available.

After that, she will probably ask you a few questions. Such as, have you been here before? and do you want a shower? The answer is 10000% YES. She will likely leave to prepare the table shower and you're expected to get undressed. Put your valuables (watch, cell phone, wallet,money, keys) in the clear plastic purse. Don't worry about your valuables they are NOT going to rip you off plus it's always with you. Put on the flip flops and wrap the towel around you etc.

She'll be back to lead you to the table shower room right down the hall on the left. Take off your flip flops outside by the towel on the ground. Step inside, hang your towel and purse on the hooks on the back of the door. She will likely warm up the table for you. Then ask you to lay down and you're expected to get on it face down at first and relax and enjoy being bathed all over. YES, that means all over, she won't miss much expect maybe your hair if you have any.

When you flip be careful it's usually slippery and you don't want to fall off. Again, she will wash you ALL OVER to get you ready for the massage. After that, you will stand up and she'll direct you onto a small towel on the floor and she will use the big towel to dry you off. Again, dry ALL of you off. Then she will wrap your original towel around you, open the door and prepare your flip flops for you so that you can go back to your room. If you do want the sauna for a few minutes now is the time to ask for it but it's not used by everybody.

Back in the room she will ask you if you want a pillow or not, she will have you lie face down again (yes naked) and ask you how you want the massage. She may even demonstrate soft or hard for you. (If you get Angie you better say medium or less because even her medium is hard). She will turn down the lights and start the massage. Most of them use a combination of hands, palms, wrists, elbows etc and often will walk on you as well. Don't worry they're all spinners and around 100 lbs or so. Again, if you don't like something say so. If you want something just ask.

During the massage she will usually start off on your back etc then legs neck to eventually getting playful with your butt and the boyz. By the time she has you flip over most guys are ready for the HJ which she will start. If you're not ready she may pout and ask you if you don't like her or if she's doing a bad job but like I said most are ready. Angie is pretty good at the this BTW. You are allowed to caress her ass thru her pants (IE OTC) but not allowed to go under them. That may change if you're a regular and a decent tipper but for a first time that is it. You can likely go under her top as well but not under her bra. If you do try to go under her pants or shirt etc and she doesn't want you to she will simply move a bit away and shake her head etc.

Angie has nice B cup tits BTW. She is good at pretending to blow you and using her hair to tickle you while caressing you and will even take a facial if you're a shooter. She will clean you up afterwards, then massage the rest of your front. This can include your feet, hands, face, scalp etc. Once you're done she will have you stand up then sit on the edge of the bed and she will dress you too. Then she will ask you if you want a bottle of water etc. Leave an adequate tip, they will walk you out and ask you to come back again etc. It is quite a pampering service if you've never gone.[/QUOTE]This is a great description for this venue. I've never been to a spot with a table shower so this is very helpful in gaining done insight into this kind of experience and what to expect. It may even entice me to make a special trip from central MA or seek this place out next time I'm in town.

The one thing I'd like some additional insight on is an adequate tip. What may seem adequate to one may seem overly generous or overly stingy to another. Can you give an an example based on the experience, like OTC vs UTC or something more?

Again, awesome description and very kind of you to share your insights. Thanks!

You're welcome, it's why I did it. If you've never had a table shower it is well worth it. You will enjoy it a lot. If someone that has never gone goes and becomes a convert to AMP's just don't blame me LOL. On the table shower, some ladies just use their hands and some use a sponge but either way you will be THOROUGHLY cleaned. You can think of it like a mom bathing her kid LOL.

Tip amounts do vary, from reports here and on spa hunters the average is around $40 but I've seen $30-$50 reported most often. Depends upon how happy you are I guess. Of course, if you do get more than a HJ (unlikely but possible) the tip is expected to be more. Smilers is clean and well run, so feel free to treat yourself to a little pampering.

[QUOTE=SirLixALot24;3109443]This is a great description for this venue. I've never been to a spot with a table shower so this is very helpful in gaining done insight into this kind of experience and what to expect. It may even entice me to make a special trip from central MA or seek this place out next time I'm in town.

The one thing I'd like some additional insight on is an adequate tip. What may seem adequate to one may seem overly generous or overly stingy to another. Can you give an an example based on the experience, like OTC vs UTC or something more?

Again, awesome description and very kind of you to share your insights. Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HTownHobbyist;3108726]Thanks for the PSA, HAH. Excellent.[/QUOTE]

Saw Natalie.

Very cute and adorable, looks exactly like her pictures.

She's just like Naomi though.

The drape never came off, from start to beginning.

Never came close to the sensitive areas, not even within a mile LOL.

Therapeutic boring massage by a good looking girl.

I left no tip at all! Should I be feeling guilty?

[QUOTE=SirLixALot24;3109443]The one thing I'd like some additional insight on is an adequate tip. What may seem adequate to one may seem overly generous or overly stingy to another. ![/QUOTE]I've never been to Smilers, but this is always how I've done it and I've never had an argument.

HJ, no roaming 40.

Top roaming 60.

Bottom roaming utc 80.

DFK (which I've only gotten ONCE and she disappeared shortly afterwards) another 20.

YES, you should feel bad and if it was me I'd make it up to her if you go back. Even if you don't get another massage from her. These girls make almost nothing off of the house fees and their income is mostly from the tips that they get and you're going to a mostly "legit" massage parlor so you should not be expecting any extra's and holding it against the girl if she doesn't. If you got a good massage then she deserves a tip even if it's only like $10. No tip at all is like an insult like she did a horrible job, but that's not what you said she did was it?

If extra's mean that much to you, you basically have several options:

1) go to the AMP's where no matter what you will at least get a HJ.
2) go to Repose where extra's all are they care about and get a halfassed massage.
3) stick to the girls that do give extra's at Opulence instead.

[QUOTE=LivingZdream;3109714]Saw Natalie. Very cute and adorable, looks exactly like her pictures. She's just like Naomi though. The drape never came off, from start to beginning. Never came close to the sensitive areas, not even within a mile LOL. Therapeutic boring massage by a good looking girl. I left no tip at all! Should I be feeling guilty?[/QUOTE]

Been dying for a table shower and full service for a while since One Spa closed. I've been to Harmony once before and drew a nice looking girl, but this time my choices were very limited. I asked for a line up and only 3 girls were available. Choose Ruby based on her chest, but I should have had the girls spin around because to say this girl has absolutely no ass and that would be an understatement. She even points out that she has no ass. I could have enjoyed the boobs, but they are so fake its sad. Not soft or fun to play with. In some ways this help later on. After the table shower that had her getting junior nice and clean we head back to the room. At this point She started rubbing my back and legs and I kind of lost interest in anything else and was debating just going for a HE. After the flip she again manages to get junior back to attention so I figure what the hell I'm here so She asks for the money. I'm hesitant because I recently read where another monger gave up the money and didn't get FS at Harmony and when I had tried to FIV she was very small. Offered her $120 and she says she would only do a BJ for that I said No and asked how much for a HJ, She said $60 for topless and $40 covered. Junior won out and I decided to cough up another $20 for FS. She stripped and started a covered BJ. She tried to stop early and wanted to climb on junior, but I was enjoying the BJ and since I wasn't close to cumming I had her keep sucking away. Not sure if it was the no ass or fake boobs, but her body was turning me off just as much as the BJ was turning me on. Anyway she finally tires of sucking and goes into cowgirl. It was a very tight fit, but she finally got junior all stuff in and rode for a while before switching into Reverse Cowgirl. Again the no ass became a turn off so I switched position and did mish and really pounded away till I started getting tired, again I just couldn't get over the top so I had her finish me off with a HJ while I closed my eyes and thought about the hot Asians at One Spa. Finally got the job done and dressed and left. Short about 10 minutes, but I didn't care at that point. I need to find a better option than Harmony, but I might go again if I can't find one.

Bigstar1.

Any word on little spinners at far east.

[QUOTE=Tp1701;3109838]I've never been to Smilers, but this is always how I've done it and I've never had an argument.

HJ, no roaming 40.

Top roaming 60.

Bottom roaming utc 80.

DFK (which I've only gotten ONCE and she disappeared shortly afterwards) another 20.[/QUOTE]I also give 40 for HJ. No roaming, but I never go back to that. I expect generous roaming and some kind of UTC. Believe it or not, I once tried to give 80 (UTC to the max at NMS) and provider gave me back 20 as if she was afraid she would have to explain it.

[QUOTE=HornyAsHell;3108570]

You are allowed to caress her ass thru her pants (IE OTC) but not allowed to go under them. That may change if you're a regular and a decent tipper but for a first time that is it. You can likely go under her top as well but not under her bra. If you do try to go under her pants or shirt etc and she doesn't want you to she will simply move a bit away and shake her head etc.

[/QUOTE]Great Newbie review, it's all very predictable. Although each provider is a little different after the flip, and more likely to be friendlier on repeat visits. OTC south of the equator should be a give me. OTC top then down into the cup my move. I may get extra freedom being an older guy and a regular of NMS. They don't like anything hanging out.

Where do I go for happy endings and extras.

Where do I go for happy endings.

[QUOTE=Mybjc1234;3111513]Where do I go for happy endings and extras.[/QUOTE]Redbox has got you covered. Lots of comedies and feel-good selections, and a lot of those DVDs are chock full of directors' cuts, outtakes and all sorts of extras.

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=Mybjc1234;3111679]Where do I go for happy endings.[/QUOTE]This will probably be the only serious answer you'll get and I'm sorry but I can't be of much help. Why, you ask? To put it as politely as I can, it's because it is impolite to come to a new (to you) forum and start asking questions that could get someone in a world of xxxx. We don't know who you are, you could be connected with LE, you could be a nut job wanting to do harm to these beautiful ladies, or you could be a "do gooder" looking to try to get some places closed.

Best advice I can give you is to read the forum and go to one of the places that sounds interesting to you, have fun, then come back here and tell us a little about your experience. In other words, to get information, you need to give information first. Do this a few times and little by little we will get to be trusting of you. Have fun, hope to hear from you soon.

[QUOTE=HornyAsHell;3109987]

1) go to the AMP's where no matter what you will at least get a HJ.
2) go to Repose where extra's all are they care about and get a halfassed massage.
3) stick to the girls that do give extra's at Opulence instead.[/QUOTE]I heard that at repose the tip range is very steep, like more than usual AMPs. If anyone would like to clarify please do. This is just what I read on here so idk.

[QUOTE=Ambrose;3112321]This will probably be the only serious answer you'll get ...
Best advice I can give you is to read the forum and go to one of the places that sounds interesting to you, have fun, then come back here and tell us a little about your experience. In other words, to get information, you need to give information first. Do this a few times and little by little we will get to be trusting of you. Have fun, hope to hear from you soon.[/QUOTE]Very well put and probably ought to be saved and copied as a standard response when we see a first post asking for information rather than flaming the guy who just doesn't understand the forum unwritten code.