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[QUOTE=Benz1;5594686]That's Trista.

Pics are probably old.

Most of Her reviews were not good.

Nose Jelly gave her a bad review and others did too.

I think you can ad crazy to the list of her problems.[/QUOTE]I tried to set something up last week and had the hardest time. Showed up to the hotel on time and she said she was on her way. Then that her zelle funds got low and needed money for a room. She sends me screenshots of her PayPal to prove she has money and not trying to scam me.

She did send a verification pic and current pics are accurate.

I get a hold of her later in the night and she says her zelle got hacked and trying to sort it out. At same time she wanted me to book something with her SMH.

All this trouble for a massage and HE. No thanks.

[QUOTE=RobovDaslav;5594387]So after chatting with another monger that was also trying to meet this one, I decided to throw out a text, just for shits and giggles. To my shock and surprise, I actually got a text back and was able to set up and secure a date within a pretty reasonable time frame. Her ad does state that she isn't going to be here for much longer, so I opted for a hhr at $. 2 and went on and made the 50 minute drive down to Kzoo. Her comms were actually excellent as I kept her updated on my drive, and it only took minutes to get her precise address once I got to the general area.

To her credit, she is not in a nasty hotel. But, her basement camp setup doesn't exactly scream luxury either. It wasn't "I probably should go get multiple vaccines now" bad, but it definitely wasn't winning any extra points over the average Notel.

As far as she herself goes: She called herself Mia. Don't know if she ever uses it in her ads, but at least it's an actual name. She's a short, bbw. Definitely was shapely in her younger years, but packed on the pounds after having a kid. Think Tori at Pacific 44th or the Ana that sometimes works at Royal Touch or even Mia at Healthy Habits with smaller boobs. Blonde, but I doubt that's her natural color, and I doubt she's just Caucasian. I get the feeling she has some Hispanic mixed in there, but that's neither here nor there. Ass was not disappointing. Not mind blowing or anything either, given her overall size, but it wouldn't be a let down to any ass guys. Date consisted of a decent BBBJ and FIV play before the cover went on and I hit it from behind. Her kitty is tight, almost to an annoying degree. It's not hard to get into, but it overstimulates once your in, especially when she starts to throw it back. It's a weird complaint to have, but if you've experienced it, you know what I mean. It makes it hard to enjoy the ride, cause you're all of a sudden at the limit in just a few strokes. I'd recommend heavily lubing her up before diving in if you want to extend your time inside. Busted, cleaned up, chatted a bit more, and bounced. Decent time all around, not mediocre or bad by any standards, but not remarkable either.

She was clean, with no noticeable smell down below, and has a pretty chill personality to chat with. Told me she's heading down Southwest to wait out the colder months here, like a few other providers. Warning for those with allergies, she does have a dog. I never saw it, just noticed a rawhide bone and some toys and put it together. She had already locked him in a different room before I came in. Wasn't a bother to the date for me, but worth mentioning for those that may be sensitive to dogs, as it definitely lives in the same space as her.

My verdict for this one is 2 sided and it all comes down to travel time. If you're in the North Kzoo area or anywhere relatively near (within 20 minutes or so) to it, and aren't bothered by a girl with a gut, I'd say she's a good option to have in the back pocket. It'll probably be because your first 3 go-to's aren't responding, but she'd at least save the night. If it requires anything more than a 30 minute drive, I don't think she'd be worth it. I personally won't be repeating for that reason. If, for some reason, I find myself heading back to Kzoo with time and money to kill on mongering, I'd probably seek out and try a local fan favorite first.[/QUOTE]Actually that's a hell of a review if it only set you back a 20. Nice find.

She is a scam don't do it says she needs PayPal or cash app in order to get her address or for her to come to you she has a lot of pics she will send to prove it's her but she is a scam.

[QUOTE=RobovDaslav;5594387] …I opted for a hhr at $. 2 ...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HornyFlyer;5594775]Actually that's a hell of a review if it only set you back a 20. Nice find.[/QUOTE]I never understood the need to obfuscate payment. Is $120 that hard to type or are we purposely trying to confuse each other? At least the GR community doesn't refer to them as roses or Mario Coins or other nonsensical notations.

[QUOTE=PrivateParts;5594843]I never understood the need to obfuscate payment. Is $120 that hard to type or are we purposely trying to confuse each other? At least the GR community doesn't refer to them as roses or Mario Coins or other nonsensical notations.[/QUOTE]I too am all for keeping it as it really is. One hundred twenty dollars is $120, or 120. But just for fun I was thinking of crazy alternatives. Like:

120 cupcakes, tissues or smokes.

A blue and a Barry.

Two bucks a tic on a clock.

Ten foot.

48.9 c.

I know. I'm weird. These are just the simple things (besides a hot ass) that cloud my thoughts.

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Looks familiar. No name to search. Tried searching with the title but nada.

Anyone have any experience?

Ss.

[QUOTE=Shawtren;5594893]I too am all for keeping it as it really is. One hundred twenty dollars is $120, or 120. But just for fun I was thinking of crazy alternatives. Like:

120 cupcakes, tissues or smokes.

A blue and a Barry.

Two bucks a tic on a clock.

Ten foot.

48.9 c.

I know. I'm weird. These are just the simple things (besides a hot ass) that cloud my thoughts.[/QUOTE]I nominate Shawtern for Michigan Monger Lexicographer!

[QUOTE=PrivateParts;5594843]I never understood the need to obfuscate payment. Is $120 that hard to type or are we purposely trying to confuse each other? At least the GR community doesn't refer to them as roses or Mario Coins or other nonsensical notations.[/QUOTE]This method of posting 100 as $ is specifically encouraged by admin of this site.

At the very top of Forum Abbreviations it indicates.

$ =100.

$$=200.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations[/URL]

[QUOTE=SafariGuide;5594935]I nominate Shawtern for Michigan Monger Lexicographer![/QUOTE]I would love to COG Lexi! Who is she?

[QUOTE=Benz1;5594972]This method of posting 100 as $ is specifically encouraged by admin of this site.

At the very top of Forum Abbreviations it indicates.

$ =100.

$$=200.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=Abbreviations[/URL][/QUOTE]I understand that the list of forum abbreviations makes it sound like this is a standard way of discussing prices in this industry and perhaps makes people excited to know some code that may give them a false sense of security that they're somehow communicating only with people who are "in the know," but I personally feel it's pointless and confusing, especially since even people who try to use it, often use it incorrectly. I recommend leaving dollar signs and decimals out if the conversation when you're discussing rates, and just speak plainly. 50 = fifty dollars. 350 = three hundred and fifty dollars. This leaves no room for misunderstanding.

[QUOTE=StevesMilin;5594895][URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-and-very-fun-girl-wants-t/352185943570[/URL]

Looks familiar. No name to search. Tried searching with the title but nada.

Anyone have any experience?

Ss.[/QUOTE]She turned up in GR about 2 weeks ago. There was a post saying she has nasty reviews in Kzoo as Ashley.

[QUOTE=TokyoDawson;5595125]She turned up in GR about 2 weeks ago. There was a post saying she has nasty reviews in Kzoo as Ashley.[/QUOTE]Thanks TD!

[QUOTE=Shawtren;5595039]I would love to COG Lexi! Who is she?[/QUOTE]She's a real looker, but I assume Lexi is just her stripper name! .

She wants a cash app or PayPal deposit before meeting.

[QUOTE=StevesMilin;5595130]Thanks TD![/QUOTE]Inbox clear now. Sorry.