Whizz wenches and triangle tarts
Spotted newer cutie on 54th the other day. Flowing skirt and halter top. Cute and healthy as it goes. Looks eastern european (kinda squish face) as in cute but not pretty but solid sweet legs. Found her yesterday in short shorts roaming triangle. Hopped in and immediately squaks about needing 100 marios and will offer it all. Drove and parked and tried settling for a simpler session. Ends up a total time waster. I kicked her at a market with 20 and cut my losses as radar said she would have just ripped me for more. Avoid.
A long night with a roach in 1/4 of the cake.
Last night I decided to stroll 34th around 11:20 pm looking for some action. I had previously phoned my go to girl but she didn't answer so I decided to cruise in hopes of catching her out or something else suitable. 34th from the top to the bottom was a ghost town. An occasional LEO here and there, but hardly any SW. So I went to the Speedway on 34th, gassed up and blasted across the bay to I4 and went to Orlando. I got there in a record 42 minutes. The traffic was routed around I4 once I got there but somehow I wound up on East Colonial. I found my way back west to OBT, made a left at the Wawa and went south on OBT. I cruised up and down that area several times and there wasn't much out. I saw a very cute, slim, curvy, HSW with zebra striped spandex leggings walking rather quickly northward about 1/2 a mile south of the new OPD station. I turned around for the scoop but she was gone. Couldn't do much cruising as there were OPDs and Troopers all over the area so I left and cruised Colonial for about 15 minutes but saw nothing. When I returned back to OBT, I saw something that I missed the first time and I wish I had never seen. As I snaked through the turns headed southbound after the Wawa gas station, I caught a glimpse of a advertising board just on the south side of that Parliament House place. It read " Hookup = Squirt. Org. This was written across about five or six young, shirtless dudes of about 3 or 4 different ethnicities in "white creamy font with little liquid like white splashes". I saw that board and I almost puked on my steering wheel. My cringed reaction was so bad, I had to leave the area. Matter of fact, I couldn't stay in Orlando anymore. I hauled ass back to St. Pete. When my 4 tires touched 34th of the Burg it was ghostly still. It was nearly 4:30 am and I was about the call it a night until I saw a blonde walking near the Choice Citgo on 34th. She was wearing a flowery dress. She had short blonde hair and tatoos on her right calf. She also had a rainbow colored angel wings tatoo. I hit a couple of blocks to clear the area and went for the scoop. At first when she got in the car, I though I was going to be hit with a foul stench of red tide but she only smelled like she had smoked a Cohiba. She was quite pleasant and mellow. Probably because she was shit faced. Her eyes were half closed and very glazy. Her name was Amanda, maybe late 20's or mid 30's. Looking at her, I could tell long before the exercise and frequent candy use, she was a real hottie. You could still see some of the body shape and curvy thighs, though she was probably a slim, curvy type.
We drove to my spot after a fuzz check and got to business. She was extremely high but gave a pretty good progressively aggressive BJ, which felt of decent quality. Then a BBFS backseat rodeo ride. She pulled off her dress entirely revealing a hairless body but a blonde fuzzy furball down below. She was so disoriented that she just gave up taking off the dress and wrapped it around her face and seemed to drift off. Nice tight kitty. Furry but tight and wet. Odd, she kept saying, " Oh I'm sorry". I have no idea what that was about. Anyway after some fresh scented wipes, she asked for a donation of only 10 feds. I had gassed up with my small bills because on a night like this, I expected nothing short of well, Nothing. So I said here, maybe Andrew can help. Happy and now a bit more oriented, she took the dead guy and disappeared into an neighborhood alley west of 28th where she requested me dropped her off. She was so happy when she left the car, that she left a surprise in my front seat. A bright red BIC lighter. 2/4 ths of my night was long with 1/4 being the icing. But Orlando put a roach in my cake.
Dollar Shave club has personal wipes in a box
[QUOTE=Wamo25;3831190]Thats what I had been thinking, something along the lines of some kind of wipes, Ill go ahead and look into those. I'm just trying to figure out a spot in my car where I can have them easily accessible but out of sight. I can't fit that box under my car seat so I will see if I can figure something out.[/QUOTE]Called One wipe Charlie's.
I keep them at the house, in the bathroom, in my gym bag, car, boat. They have a couple essential oils. I told my wife they're great, feel fresh and never chafe!
Finally connected with Nikki Stars, but no dice
[QUOTE=IAmMe00;3854007]I haven't recently, though I've been wanting to.
I did see her at Wawa though, and she isn't looking well. Lost weight and her face has seen better days.[/QUOTE]I did text Nikki, she was at the Burger, but like you said, she looked OK but I wasn't feeling it. Any more Six Footers out there, Mongers?
Happy Mongering,
Tall.
