Massage Parlor Reports

Howdy folks!

Long time lurker, relatively new to Chicago and still looking for that memorable massage++ moment!

TOFTT at [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classy-petite-gal/20947306.[/URL] Overall, rather disappointing, private lady offering svcs from apartment, very amateur, poor setup in the floor of the living room, and VERY distracted (concerned about building security, neighbors, etc). Decent back massage though, but a rather reluctant and off-putting HE. Defn not worth the $130/ hr, esp since there was nothing sans clothing. Pics a decade old!

So, now I am left with a VERY bad taste in my mouth and was hoping someone could provide tips to help me recover.

Today's shortlist includes:

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-body2bodybodyrub-80-specialready-2-please/26286043[/URL]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/thirty-thursday-nude-special/26426266[/URL]

Thanks!

P.S. : Anyone need tips for Bay Area or London, happy to help!

[QUOTE=Viriato;2386640]There's Zeus (which I would strongly recommend) and AOL, plus several Latina apartment girls who advertise on BP. Accua Blue supposedly is worth checking out too. But you're right, it definitely seems like there are a lot fewer Latina places sadly. The real kicker is that that only seems to be the case in Chicago or the Midwest; Florida has a ton of GOOD Latina places, and lots of hot providers.[/QUOTE]I second the endorsement of Zeus. Older but tight.

[QUOTE=Jefelici;2405345]I second the endorsement of Zeus. Older but tight.[/QUOTE]Two very good Latin places on Northside and have nice girls.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/dominican-hotdream-best-gina-brunnete-dd-busty-sweet-sexy/25726866[/URL]

And.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-touch-all-this-sexy-latinpolish-sweety/23667984[/URL]

Both have a couple of diamonds. And a few ummm pearls.

My 2 cents is get to know the area by using AMPs vs backpage. Chicago has plenty to choose from. If all you seek is HE then virtually all of them will meet your needs. I won't name any particular places but suggest you read the Chicago, Waukeegan, mt Prospect threads for Massage. I personally prefer the Chinese places, better massage, full hour+HE. But you can't go wrong with Korean if HE+BJ+FS is your objective. Tipping in our area is $40 for HE. $100-$120 FS. Bob.

[QUOTE=Breindus;2405137]Howdy folks!

Long time lurker, relatively new to Chicago and still looking for that memorable massage++ moment!

TOFTT at [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classy-petite-gal/20947306.[/URL] Overall, rather disappointing, private lady offering svcs from apartment, very amateur, poor setup in the floor of the living room, and VERY distracted (concerned about building security, neighbors, etc). Decent back massage though, but a rather reluctant and off-putting HE. Defn not worth the $130/ hr, esp since there was nothing sans clothing. Pics a decade old!

So, now I am left with a VERY bad taste in my mouth and was hoping someone could provide tips to help me recover.

Today's shortlist includes:

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-body2bodybodyrub-80-specialready-2-please/26286043[/URL]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/thirty-thursday-nude-special/26426266[/URL]

Thanks!

P.S. : Anyone need tips for Bay Area or London, happy to help![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DrDerrick;2405513]Two very good Latin places on Northside and have nice girls.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/dominican-hotdream-best-gina-brunnete-dd-busty-sweet-sexy/25726866[/URL]

And.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-touch-all-this-sexy-latinpolish-sweety/23667984[/URL]

Both have a couple of diamonds. And a few ummm pearls.[/QUOTE]Any recs on who to book with? Particularly the pearls? :D

[QUOTE=Jefelici;2405345]I second the endorsement of Zeus. Older but tight.[/QUOTE]While the friendliest and most willing lady at Zeus is definitely older (but a tight body as mentioned), they also have a few girls in the <25 demographic in there most nights.

[QUOTE=HandsomeDan;2404998]Franky,

What is space you goto now? I'm glad they reopened though. My favorite MT is Young, she knows me quite well. Also if Julie is working, she really lovse to tease with her hair before the flip.[/QUOTE]
Well I was constant visiting Jessica for a while on 19 & OP but she closed shop up.
My usual place was / is Gunnison bcs so close to home (thank God for the rear entrance).
But I am like a massage wh0re I like to try other places out. Variety is the spice of life.
And I prefer Asian ,otherwise I dont get turned on :) ....I dont care for others , tattooed ,drug addicts or younger girls
And most likely bcs when I was a young mam I dated many Asian woman legitaly and spoiled by them bcs they naturally pumped up that commodity called the male ego

[QUOTE=Jefelici;2406337]Any recs on who to book with? Particularly the pearls? :D[/QUOTE]The rotation changes daily so just check the posts on BP.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2397420]I vouch for this. She's a cutie and well worth the visit.[/QUOTE]Had some free time and tried this place out. You guys were right, I had a good time. So if your in the area give it a shot.

Ok. So I happened to find myself in the north suburbs last night (had a date that ended early) with a little extra cash and a few minutes to kill. Checked the GPS and noticed that Yun was only 15 minutes away, so headed that direction. Got there about 90 minutes before closing. Later than I usually like to do such things, preferring usually to go in the morning, as others do. But, since I don't get up that way very often, I figured I'd stop in and give it a try.

Had to ring doorbell 3 times before being let in, though I clearly heard womens' voices through the wall. Finally let in, met by my MT (don't want to mention names) who looked fairly attractive and was probably somewhere in her 40's. Without giving any details, I got what I went there for, but service was rushed and to be honest, I really didn't enjoy it. I almost stopped her mid-"massage" and left. MT seemed. Tired? Unhappy? Rushed?

Don't want to mention MT's name, since she seemed nice enough and don't want to risk getting her in trouble, but I most likely would not be willing to repeat.

I've had the same experience elsewhere. So close to closing she could have been tired but the place I went it was only 6 pm. Better to catch them fresh. These Korean places are just
average for me now.


[QUOTE=HottieHunter42;2408507]Ok. So I happened to find myself in the north suburbs last night (had a date that ended early) with a little extra cash and a few minutes to kill. Checked the GPS and noticed that Yun was only 15 minutes away, so headed that direction. Got there about 90 minutes before closing. Later than I usually like to do such things, preferring usually to go in the morning, as others do. But, since I don't get up that way very often, I figured I'd stop in and give it a try.

Had to ring doorbell 3 times before being let in, though I clearly heard womens' voices through the wall. Finally let in, met by my MT (don't want to mention names) who looked fairly attractive and was probably somewhere in her 40's. Without giving any details, I got what I went there for, but service was rushed and to be honest, I really didn't enjoy it. I almost stopped her mid-"massage" and left. MT seemed. Tired? Unhappy? Rushed?

Don't want to mention MT's name, since she seemed nice enough and don't want to risk getting her in trouble, but I most likely would not be willing to repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheMosm;2406364]While the friendliest and most willing lady at Zeus is definitely older (but a tight body as mentioned), they also have a few girls in the <25 demographic in there most nights.[/QUOTE]Its really fantastic. Kind of a gross place, and I've only had rachel, but so super hot, and very fun.

[QUOTE=HottieHunter42;2408507]Ok. So I happened to find myself in the north suburbs last night (had a date that ended early) with a little extra cash and a few minutes to kill. Checked the GPS and noticed that Yun was only 15 minutes away, so headed that direction. Got there about 90 minutes before closing. Later than I usually like to do such things, preferring usually to go in the morning, as others do. But, since I don't get up that way very often, I figured I'd stop in and give it a try.

Had to ring doorbell 3 times before being let in, though I clearly heard womens' voices through the wall. Finally let in, met by my MT (don't want to mention names) who looked fairly attractive and was probably somewhere in her 40's. Without giving any details, I got what I went there for, but service was rushed and to be honest, I really didn't enjoy it. I almost stopped her mid-"massage" and left. MT seemed. Tired? Unhappy? Rushed?

Don't want to mention MT's name, since she seemed nice enough and don't want to risk getting her in trouble, but I most likely would not be willing to repeat.[/QUOTE]Yea I went there a few times towards closing and it was rushed. They may have made you wait while they made sure other customers would not see you. Like moving other guys from the table shower to a room. These places make sure you do not run into another customer in the hall. Or maybe they were checking you out to see if you looked like le.

Any Intel on this one? Amazing rack!

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4945702060.html[/URL]

I'm in the Chicago area for a bit for work reasons. Largely have been without a car, but I acquired a car for only tonight. The downside its company branded, so I can't go anywhere sketch with it. Hence, AMPs which are in general populace areas.

I'm traveling from the Niles / Morton Grove area to Midway. Any suggestions? A lot of the posts I've read in the skokie and norridge forums, which I could pass thru, made it seem like there are a lot if legit places so I didn't want to muck up my one opportunity.