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[QUOTE=Micha; 1705729]Made another trip to see Sasha while I was in town, and all I can say is second verse, same as the first! If you want someone who will pay attention to you, look no further guys. This woman will be all over you and then some. Definite repeat again when I come back.

P. S. The folks I went to see said I was too young, so no relocation yet girl.

Ducky[/QUOTE]Rubber ducky,

It's always a good time to see you. I'm glad you went and had time to stop by. I'm sorry I didn't go too well for you and that you were too young. Better luck next time old man.

Your nerd

Recently had a dream with Candice. Nothing more needs to added to the reports already here.

She has a nice in call and was very accommodating with the short notice. Everything on the menu except Greek! And she is very nice to talk too. I will probably repeat in the near future.

Just had a late nite dream of Intice. In my dream she was GFE, very nice body and easy to talk too. Will repeat. Won't go into details here, PM me for more. As always YMMV.

Luvsboobs

Read my report in the ripoff section from few months ago. This girl is a ripoff, will take your money but won't provide any service. Stay away! And run! Pm for more info.

I'm still alittle sour from that ripoff but like to remind my fellow / new mongers.

Had a bad dream with Intice. There are a number of issues including location, cleanliness, discretion and service. Her incall location is both 'hot' (stones throw from leo) and dicey (too much porch sitting). The apartment was filthy and smoke laden. The service. Nominally GFE. Was rushed and for about a 1/3 of the agreed time. It seemed more like street action brought in doors.

It was not a pleasant experience. YMMV is a truism, but in this case other factors out weigh any reason to pursue. I won't repeat and can't recommend.

Kudos to you UnSon. Thanks for sharing the candid review and keeping me from trying. I was thinking about taking the plunge but I got a better read of the situation after your report. Thanks for saving me from wasting the precious and fleeting commodity, my time! A clean and safe place to meet is indeed a min. Requirement of many here I am sure. Nevertheless, our Sr. Member friend who gave us her details, before she posted her ad here, did mention it was a YMMV situation. Anyway, good report and solid value add.

Stay safe,

T J

[QUOTE=UnfortunateSon; 1708135]Had a bad dream with Intice. There are a number of issues including location, cleanliness, discretion and service. Her incall location is both 'hot' (stones throw from leo) and dicey (too much porch sitting). The apartment was filthy and smoke laden. The service. Nominally GFE. Was rushed and for about a 1/3 of the agreed time. It seemed more like street action brought in doors.

It was not a pleasant experience. YMMV is a truism, but in this case other factors out weigh any reason to pursue. I won't repeat and can't recommend.[/QUOTE]

My friend has visited Candice twice and confirms the reviews seen here. Relaxed and sensual, she is just plain fun to be with. My friend said she has the most talented mouth ever. DATY was delicious and CIM without hesitation. Hopes she doesn't get so popular she is hard to schedule. Will definitely repeat.

[QUOTE=Babelover77; 1708439]Kudos to you UnSon. Thanks for sharing the candid review and keeping me from trying. I was thinking about taking the plunge but I got a better read of the situation after your report. Thanks for saving me from wasting the precious and fleeting commodity, my time! A clean and safe place to meet is indeed a min. Requirement of many here I am sure. Nevertheless, our Sr. Member friend who gave us her details, before she posted her ad here, did mention it was a YMMV situation. Anyway, good report and solid value add.

Stay safe,

T J[/QUOTE]I guess YMMV means different things to different people, but that review was not terribly informative.

Oh lord. After I thought I'd seen it all, I was blessed with the new ad from Nicole the Nympho. One of you guys has to toftt here. LOL. Have you ever fucked Sloth from the Goonies? Well here's your chance!

[blue]I was going to pull this down but then decided "who am I to keep a guy from showing his ass in public."

What a Douchebag,

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=DickHerDown;1709308]Oh lord. After I thought I'd seen it all, I was blessed with the new ad from Nicole the Nympho. One of you guys has to toftt here. LOL. Have you ever fucked Sloth from the Goonies? Well here's your chance![/QUOTE]Niche Marketing.

To each his own.

To me it was plenty informative. I am not here to read long stories, to fantasize and get a hard on. I prefer terse and to the point reviews. I would have just said 'thanks' and moved on if I were you and someone complimented on my post. Oh well, stay safe!

[QUOTE=UnfortunateSon;1708884]I guess YMMV means different things to different people, but that review was not terribly informative.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DickHerDown;1709308]Oh lord. After I thought I'd seen it all, I was blessed with the new ad from Nicole the Nympho. One of you guys has to toftt here. LOL. Have you ever fucked Sloth from the Goonies? Well here's your chance![/QUOTE]Uncalled for. Everyone has different tastes.

Dick her down are you gods gift to women?

Lets keep it civil

[blue]Two thumbs up,

A2[/blue]

Dude not cool.

[QUOTE=DickHerDown;1709308]Oh lord. After I thought I'd seen it all, I was blessed with the new ad from Nicole the Nympho. One of you guys has to toftt here. LOL. Have you ever fucked Sloth from the Goonies? Well here's your chance![/QUOTE]

[blue]A2 Agrees[/blue]

[QUOTE=DickHerDown;1709308]Oh lord. After I thought I'd seen it all, I was blessed with the new ad from Nicole the Nympho. One of you guys has to toftt here. LOL. Have you ever fucked Sloth from the Goonies? Well here's your chance![/QUOTE]Dude. You might want to ease up on the put downs. The girl is just trying to make a living. She posted photos of herself and whether or not you find her attractive, her honesty is still better than trying to pull a bait-and-switch scam. If she's not your cup of tea, then just move along. There is no need to be some [blue]XXXXXX[/blue] who never got over being in the popular clique in high school.

[QUOTE=DickHerDown;1709308]Oh lord. After I thought I'd seen it all, I was blessed with the new ad from Nicole the Nympho. One of you guys has to toftt here. LOL. Have you ever fucked Sloth from the Goonies? Well here's your chance![/QUOTE]Yes, in this hobby I have fucked (or tried to fuck) some life forms that I wouldn't brag to my friends about. We have all been there, haven't we guys? Obviously the girl is just starting out, and doesn't have good pictures yet. She may not be your cup of tea, but for all you know she can deep throat and lick your balls simultaneously, then flip over, clamp down on your cock with a Kung Fu grip, then let you finish in her well-trained ass. Or not. I vote we send in a nube to TOFTT and let us know. :-p

[QUOTE=Thwack;1709521]Yes, in this hobby I have fucked (or tried to fuck) some life forms that I wouldn't brag to my friends about. We have all been there, haven't we guys? Obviously the girl is just starting out, and doesn't have good pictures yet. She may not be your cup of tea, but for all you know she can deep throat and lick your balls simultaneously, then flip over, clamp down on your cock with a Kung Fu grip, then let you finish in her well-trained ass. Or not. I vote we send in a nube to TOFTT and let us know. :-p[/QUOTE]And her ass looks not too bad.

Wait for it.

Hold on,

Discount!

You know, there is something I've always wondered about whenever I read comments made by mongers about women they have never actually seen or even interfaced with that are laced with vile misogyny:

Why do they feel the need scan the ads on here and make random, judgmental comments?

I mean, this board's prime directive is that it serves as an information exchange to help connect men and women so they can have sex. It is not here to serve as bullhorn for bullies to escape their low self esteem, by insulting others.

Not every woman and man on here are going to find each other attractive or make a sexual connection, and that is okay, that is why those of us in this community have come to respect WALDT: We All Like Different Things.

It is also okay for people to report their findings in the community, based on an actual experience, but not some random, prejudiced observation.

Why would a man even make such comments about a woman they have never met?

Do they make these comments, because they have an incredibly small, or nonfunctional penis, and the idea of actually fucking a woman scares the shit out of them?

Do these type of guys have premature ejaculation problems?

Did some unrequited love say no to them when they tried to ask her out to the prom, and now they hate women so much, they can only come on here and lash out at them?

I mean, I have been critical of providers on this board, but it was always based on some form of actual interface with that provider either as a result of an actual session or perhaps a disconnect in communication about setting up a session, or even a bad experience after a session, but I have never felt the need to simply look at a picture or advertisement and take pot shots at a woman.

Does anyone else wonder about this? I thought I understood how our community works. Not all of us are going to get along, but we are still a community and we should strive to be civil with one another. We have enough outside pressure about our lifestyle that we do not need to tear into each other like unabashed hyenas. Especially if we have never actually met the person we are tearing into.

I am just trying to understand why a person would make such a rude comment simply based on the picture or text of an ad, especially an ad made by a brand new lady joining our board. We want to attract women to this board, don't we? I mean if a lady comes here and reads the posts before taking the leap and becoming a forum advertiser and she read heinous shit, she is going to think this board is the Gong Show of the hobby, and she is not going to join, because she will perceive it as unsafe.

So somebody, please tell me, why they would look above, see the words "Escort Classified Ads, Member Discussion" and assume that was an open invitation to offer unsolicited opinions about women they have not done a session with, not contacted, or not done research on and discovered crucial information that needs to be shared?

[blue]Greetings everyone,

A2 is pleased as punch with all the guys who instructed the noob while reserving the right to call him a douchebag to me.

Seriously, I'm really proud of you guys. I'm amazed whenever reasoned discourse breaks out on the board.

Thanks,

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1709607][blue]Greetings everyone,

A2 is pleased as punch with all the guys who instructed the noob while reserving the right to call him a douchebag to me.

Seriously, I'm really proud of you guys. I'm amazed whenever reasoned discourse breaks out on the board.

Thanks,

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]German-Yiddish for choked with emotion Good to see a person bi lingual. Haben Sie einen guten Tag und mach weiter so Have a good day and keep up the good work. Big Mack

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1709597]You know, there is something I've always wondered about whenever I read comments made by mongers about women they have never actually seen or even interfaced with that are laced with vile misogyny:

Why do they feel the need scan the ads on here and make random, judgmental comments?

I mean, this board's prime directive is that it serves as an information exchange to help connect men and women so they can have sex. It is not here to serve as bullhorn for bullies to escape their low self esteem, by insulting others.

Not every woman and man on here are going to find each other attractive or make a sexual connection, and that is okay, that is why those of us in this community have come to respect WALDT: We All Like Different Things.

It is also okay for people to report their findings in the community, based on an actual experience, but not some random, prejudiced observation.

Why would a man even make such comments about a woman they have never met?

Do they make these comments, because they have an incredibly small, or nonfunctional penis, and the idea of actually fucking a woman scares the shit out of them?

Do these type of guys have premature ejaculation problems?

Did some unrequited love say no to them when they tried to ask her out to the prom, and now they hate women so much, they can only come on here and lash out at them?

I mean, I have been critical of providers on this board, but it was always based on some form of actual interface with that provider either as a result of an actual session or perhaps a disconnect in communication about setting up a session, or even a bad experience after a session, but I have never felt the need to simply look at a picture or advertisement and take pot shots at a woman.

Does anyone else wonder about this? I thought I understood how our community works. Not all of us are going to get along, but we are still a community and we should strive to be civil with one another. We have enough outside pressure about our lifestyle that we do not need to tear into each other like unabashed hyenas. Especially if we have never actually met the person we are tearing into.

I am just trying to understand why a person would make such a rude comment simply based on the picture or text of an ad, especially an ad made by a brand new lady joining our board. We want to attract women to this board, don't we? I mean if a lady comes here and reads the posts before taking the leap and becoming a forum advertiser and she read heinous shit, she is going to think this board is the Gong Show of the hobby, and she is not going to join, because she will perceive it as unsafe.

So somebody, please tell me, why they would look above, see the words "Escort Classified Ads, Member Discussion" and assume that was an open invitation to offer unsolicited opinions about women they have not done a session with, not contacted, or not done research on and discovered crucial information that needs to be[/quote]Ok guys, I get the message loud and clear. My bad. I shouldn't have posted what I was thinking at the time. It's just that the Goonies is my favorite and I got out of control. In no way do I think I'm gods gift to women. It was a comment that was made to be funny, not to boost my ego. However, I do admit to having a small penis. I think I have posted some quality info and reviews, so that is what I will focus on in the future.

LilJewel has put up her first ad in the Escort section here. The pics are her but they are before she drops 20 lbs or so. She is very thin. I think the thin works on her frame better. I have seen her many, many times. I like her a great deal. Her oral skills are good but not great. Gags easily and doesn't like digital manipulation on her but she seems to tolerate it. I've never had FS with her so I can't comment but everything feels extremely tight. Not really GFE as she doesn't kiss and is pretty much down to business. Her biggest drawback is she works out of the Sycamore. It's a dump. If she was working out of a better hotel.

I don't want to make it all seem bad because it's not. I've visiter her often but thought you all should know the lowdown so you adjust your expectations. Seniors feel free to PM me if you want more details.

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[QUOTE=DickHerDown;1709708]Ok guys, I get the message loud and clear. My bad. I shouldn't have posted what I was thinking at the time. It's just that the Goonies is my favorite and I got out of control. In no way do I think I'm gods gift to women. It was a comment that was made to be funny, not to boost my ego. However, I do admit to having a small penis. I think I have posted some quality info and reviews, so that is what I will focus on in the future.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. I did visit a provider once with that "Goonies" quote tattooed on her, but she was a little hottie.

Anybody had the privilege to hookup with EE's new hottie. Chelsee? She looks very sexy!

PMs are welcome.

Thank you!

I too have had many many dreams with her, she is great, and looks even better than her pics, but her being at that damn hotel is a HUGE detractor for me. I just don't like it one bit and being so nervous about it doesn't make for a great experience overall. However she's a great girl, and if you treat her right, she will treat you quite nicely. May I add that she has the one of softest, wettest, tightest and TASTY cooches you'll find out there, I could stay down there for hours.

[QUOTE=Mrrdfun; 1709789]LilJewel has put up her first ad in the Escort section here. The pics are her but they are before she drops 20 lbs or so. She is very thin. I think the thin works on her frame better. I have seen her many, many times. I like her a great deal. Her oral skills are good but not great. Gags easily and doesn't like digital manipulation on her but she seems to tolerate it. I've never had FS with her so I can't comment but everything feels extremely tight. Not really GFE as she doesn't kiss and is pretty much down to business. Her biggest drawback is she works out of the Sycamore. It's a dump. If she was working out of a better hotel.

I don't want to make it all seem bad because it's not. I've visiter her often but thought you all should know the lowdown so you adjust your expectations. Seniors feel free to PM me if you want more details.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1709597]You know, there is something I've always wondered about whenever I read comments made by mongers about women they have never actually seen or even interfaced with that are laced with vile misogyny:

Why do they feel the need scan the ads on here and make random, judgmental comments?[/QUOTE]I think it may have more to do with the fact that some people just find it amusing to be critical and to make jokes at other people's expense. The internet tends to lend itself to a Beavis and Butthead culture in which people feel confident saying any rude thing that comes to mind in an attempt to get a laugh. People's anonimity appears to embolden them and gives them free reign to do so.

[url]http://gallery.zzq.org/v/kampf/Misc/motivational/ethug.jpg.html?g2_imageViewsIndex=1[/url]

However, I agree. There does seem to be an added element on this board of men making very heavy-handed comments about providers they have never actually seen, and this is not constructive, not funny, and is just a waste of all of our time.

[QUOTE=HotnCoolPk; 1710207]Anybody had the privilege to hookup with EE's new hottie. Chelsee? She looks very sexy!

PMs are welcome.

Thank you![/QUOTE]Posted a short review a few days ago.

Great time, nice looking.

Highly recommend

A friend of mine saw Intice a week before she started advertising here. Cute and enthusiastic, but unbelievably rushed when it got down to it. When he plopped down a donation, he was thinking it would be good for at least a half hour by the size of it. It wound up being about ten minutes. Now, to be fair, no amount of time nor number of pops was specifically agreed upon beforehand, but the whole thing left him feeling like he didn't really get a great deal. Also, the incall was pretty dirty at the time if that's a big deal to you, though he has no idea if that's still the case. Maybe that was a one-off situation, and as always YMMV, but he would recommend more caution than usual with this one, as well as a firm understanding what you're expecting to happen.

I'm actually a big fan of hers and think her body is top notch. Ultimate spinner. I agree about the hotel. I've implored her to try to move somewhere else. Once I'm in the room I'm ok but just walking in and out of that place makes me nervous as hell. If she were in a decent hotel she would be a can't miss girl.

[QUOTE=DistantFirtst;1710371]I too have had many many dreams with her, she is great, and looks even better than her pics, but her being at that damn hotel is a HUGE detractor for me. I just don't like it one bit and being so nervous about it doesn't make for a great experience overall. However she's a great girl, and if you treat her right, she will treat you quite nicely. May I add that she has the one of softest, wettest, tightest and TASTY cooches you'll find out there, I could stay down there for hours.[/QUOTE]

A nice straw man argument. I'm not interested in how someone got off or not, but safety, cleanliness and whether the service was delivered as promised are issues of importance.

I was cleaning out my voluminous bookmarks folder and came across the bookmark to Steph's website.

I recall she retired. I was just wondering if she's still retired?

[QUOTE=BillyG45; 1710706]Posted a short review a few days ago.

Great time, nice looking.

Highly recommend[/QUOTE]Thanks man! Will check her out.

USA, its been a very, very busy week-so this report is late and a bit rushed. But I did see one if Intice's girls recently, and wanted to pass along the intel I gleaned.

First the not so good: Earlier reports have noted the problematic nature of the incall. It was a dump, and several girls shared the spot but there was only one private room, so the others would go outside and walk around or hang out outside the house when one of the girls was busy. Obviously not a great situation. It should be noted that Intice in her most recent ad says she has fixed the incall situation. So that's good news.

Second, the good: I did not see Intice but one of her girls. (She is no longer advertising, so I will hold off on a review of her for now.) But I viewed all of them-and they are hot. Much, much better looking than the pics. Its almost odd-its like they used the most unflattering pics they could find. But I found them all attractive. And the girl I was with was fun and accommodating and GFE-it was a great time. I will follow up with a specific report on her if she is still seeing people.

So this as always is a YMMV situation. Take out might be a good idea. But if Intice gets back to the GFE earlier reports say she provided, and the incall is better, then this is a provider to try.

Quality contributors can pm me as needed-but it may be a couple days before I get back to you. Still swamped.

Hope this helps,

CK

Hello,

Just made contact with Remmylynn and am going to see her possibly tomorrow. I have searched this site and see that she is indeed a real provider and has a couple positive reviews. Any members that have seen her can you let me know your experiences and possible donation (so I don't over pay) I am a newbie to the escort scene so any help is appreciated!

Thanks fellas

[QUOTE=BabeRuth3;1710237]Fellow mongers I hope you realize she has no teeth.[/QUOTE]You say that as if it is a bad thing. Teeth can be over rated, they can even ruin a good BJ.

None can also beat summer teeth. Sum-are green, sum-are yellow, sum-are missin.

Which would you rather have; yellow / green teeth on your slong or some good ole soft gums?

Each to their own, and maybe, just maybe, she is working to save up enough to see one of those cosmetic dentist's. [fun-lovin humor intended]

[QUOTE=Maloney5354; 1711903]Hello,

Just made contact with Remmylynn and am going to see her possibly tomorrow. I have searched this site and see that she is indeed a real provider and has a couple positive reviews. Any members that have seen her can you let me know your experiences and possible donation (so I don't over pay) I am a newbie to the escort scene so any help is appreciated!

Thanks fellas[/QUOTE]Check out my recent post in Backpage reviews on Hannah2. I have to apologize. I should have (and meant to) put the ad in this section but I was a little cocktailed at that point in the evening. Sorry, my apologies. I think you'll find her rates to be very fair and a good value. I got a half hour and she ran over time a little with zero comment or complaint. The only drawback is she does outcall (which is good) but you need to provide the transportation (which actually isn't that much of a negative because I found her to be enjoyable to talk with).

Please PM me and let me know if you agree / disagree with any of my opinions about the experience. I ask that not to get into a debate, rather, I'm still developing a sense of what's average, good, very good, and great relative to other fella's opinions.

Take care,

The Stig

[QUOTE=TheCatholicGuy; 1711281]I was cleaning out my voluminous bookmarks folder and came across the bookmark to Steph's website.

I recall she retired. I was just wondering if she's still retired?[/QUOTE]No she is not, exchanged messages with her last week.

Isn't that Brittney Monroe advertising as Karissa Kisses?

[QUOTE=DickHerDown;1712635]Isn't that Brittney Monroe advertising as Karissa Kisses?[/QUOTE]Yes it is. If you check out the website you'll see her old pictures.

Careful with her. Much has been said about her.

Harpo