Massage Parlor Reports

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[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1186427]Not a complete waste of time, but below par on my last trip on Saturday. Provider had a nice body for an older provider. I thought that the rub was okay, but really not on second thought. And pretty much rushed out the door with time on the clock. Probably would have gotten a better review by someone looking for FS. Pretty muck lacking on the other skills. But nice personality.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 6.

Body: 8

Attitude: 8

BD, Which house? There are 4 on

E. Joppa Road.

GTR.

As an afterthought, with regards to the recent posts abuot ignorance, spelling, and the rest of the mud throwing. You can't read most of the posts without finding some type of error. Misspelled words, bad grammar, and just plain bad writng skills are brought forward every day. Get over it! Go out, get your ashes hauled, and report about it. That's why we're here. [/QUOTE]That is how I feel about it. Point well made!

Reported a while ago about an a provider who I found while searching on the computer named Jill. The first session was completely legit but it was only for 1/2 hour and she stated that she did not want to rush the service and that is why she only got one side (my back) so I had to double up and make a run to Blue Sky to finish the deal. She did stay on the glutes for a while and her hands kind of brushed across the boys as she massaged the back of the legs. She honestly gives one hell of a massage though and was not trying to use a towel as coverage like many of the legit places that I have been so I am going back this week for the hour massage just to see if I can get a"Full" body massage. Nothing loss if it does not turn out the way I hope because the massage is great. Will give a report in a few days.

I used to go to a MP on York nr Padonia it was a first rate shop, a real GFE with beauttiful workers. Does anyone know what happened to it? I'm talking 2 yrs ago.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Charliebeach;1186681]I remember someone saying there was an AMP somewhere along Belair Road. I'd like to know where that was and if it is worthwhile.[/QUOTE]There are at least 5 on Belair Road. Nirvana (had less than good experience there) , Elite (4 for 4 visits) , Phoenix (see latest reports) , Relaxing Spa (home of Miss Singapore) , and Pamper Yourself. All can be found by reading past posts, or doing some legwork.

GTR

[QUOTE=Satya; 1186729]I used to go to a MP on York nr Padonia it was a first rate shop, a real GFE with beauttiful workers. Does anyone know what happened to it? I'm talking 2 yrs ago.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Sounds like Escape. They relocated to Route 40. Downstairs to B and B. Called Great Escape.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks;1186476]Which house? There are 4[/QUOTE]Four? I thought that there were only three. I had better RTFF more. The one on the left.

BD

That's what I thought you meant. Chinese, Korean, or other Asians. Let's face it in this area it is strictly Chinese or korean. You'll probably have to go to California, Vegas, or NYC to experience the other flavors of the Asian persuasion. It would be nice if others could respond to your question with knowledge or insight instead of a personal attack. When you got the yellow fever, the question might just cross your mind too.

My goal is to experience women from all or most parts of Continental Asia. Right now, I am not doing too well in that regard. I hope to cross off a couple of more countries in my travels this Summer. I just don't know how to convince my SO as to a solo trip to Thailand / SE Asia.

[QUOTE=Blkninj01;1186369]Forgive me for making a mistake in my typing and not proof reading but I meant to say Japanese and other Asian providers. I am aware they are all Asian and I am from this planet thank you![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zappa3; 1187102]That's what I thought you meant. Chinese, Korean, or other Asians. Let's face it in this area it is strictly Chinese or korean. You'll probably have to go to California, Vegas, or NYC to experience the other flavors of the Asian persuasion. It would be nice if others could respond to your question with knowledge or insight instead of a personal attack. When you got the yellow fever, the question might just cross your mind too.

My goal is to experience women from all or most parts of Continental Asia. Right now, I am not doing too well in that regard. I hope to cross off a couple of more countries in my travels this Summer. I just don't know how to convince my SO as to a solo trip to Thailand / SE Asia. [/QUOTE]Thank you so much for the information. I travel to vegas every year and this time I am going to check out of few of the AMP. They have so many of the ones that come to your hotel so I may just do both. Going to try to do my research before I go so I will know exactly where I want to visit when I am there. Next year I think I am going to go out of the country and see what they have to offer too. Thanks again for the info.

[QUOTE=BWalker;1186985]Sounds like Escape. They relocated to Route 40. Downstairs to B and B. Called Great Escape.[/QUOTE]They also go by the name Iris Spa now. Not sure what that is all about but I called them 3 days ago to make sure they were still downstairs and to see if they were stll open. They maybe trying to change the name because of all the places named "Escape".

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1187088]Four? I thought that there were only three. I had better RTFF more. The one on the left.

BD[/QUOTE]Left to right: 1406, 1416, 1502, & 2808.

GTR

[QUOTE=BWalker;1186985]Sounds like Escape. They relocated to Route 40. Downstairs to B and B. Called Great Escape.[/QUOTE]I thought Escape on York was the Russian spa. But I am old. I probably got it mixed up.

Dr. Monger

According to Craigslist, a new parlor has opened at 9001 Harford Road. They are offering 4 hand massages. The ad says they have shower, and it is required. Anyone ready to TOFTT.

GTR

I have been doing some research on Vegas for my endeavor. Believe it or not the AMPs there suck compared to Charm City. Henderson is a little better but will cost a good bit more than here. The similiarity is that it is mostly Chinese and Korean. The way to go for experiencing Asian variety is a well reviewed escort. Phillipino, thai, vietnames, and even Japanese. Woo hoo! I will be reporting mid Summer in their forum, but it is good to know if you're into Asians.

[QUOTE=Blkninj01;1187142]Thank you so much for the information. I travel to vegas every year and this time I am going to check out of few of the AMP. They have so many of the ones that come to your hotel so I may just do both. Going to try to do my research before I go so I will know exactly where I want to visit when I am there. Next year I think I am going to go out of the country and see what they have to offer too. Thanks again for the info.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zappa3; 1187102]That's what I thought you meant. Chinese, Korean, or other Asians. Let's face it in this area it is strictly Chinese or korean. You'll probably have to go to California, Vegas, or NYC to experience the other flavors of the Asian persuasion. It would be nice if others could respond to your question with knowledge or insight instead of a personal attack. When you got the yellow fever, the question might just cross your mind too.

My goal is to experience women from all or most parts of Continental Asia. Right now, I am not doing too well in that regard. I hope to cross off a couple of more countries in my travels this Summer. I just don't know how to convince my SO as to a solo trip to Thailand / SE Asia. [/QUOTE]Yes and it would be nice if piss were beer. But it would be nicer if people could express what they really wish to say. There are several types of mistakes one can make in mis-communicating as this guy apparently does. There are typographic errors. I think most of us can identify and correct for those. There are also syntax errors as well as semantic errors. This (semantic) was what black ninja made. He just mis-expressed himself. It's hard to decode that. And harder still to differentiate it from ignorance. If I'm not mistaken, he also said (or implied) that he could not differentiate between Chinese, Koreans, and other Asian nationalities. If you have any intelligence at all, you should be able to do this.

But you guys can and will do what you wish. In my mind, if you are expressing yourself this badly, you may as well keep your mouths (your writing) shut as such reports are useless.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1185112]Went to JHH again the other day. New provider, can't remember her name but saggy belly with a blurry tattoo. Mechanical session with ok CBJ ending. Tried the table shower. Took one look and almost (should have) walked out, really gross as was the dungeon basement massage room, I would avoid both again. Really liked the last session with viki. Really nice girl, fine body and great BBBJ!

A question that I can't find an answer in the forums. I'm really into 1) really long hair and 2) big nipples. Anyone know where I might find either (or both) and a good experience at the same time?

Thanks for the help for a newbie![/QUOTE]Yes. Checkout ML. I was just there the other day and ran into Rose. Also thanks guys for pointing out this place since Ruby was the same one I was looking for. She was busy with a client when I came and insisted that I see Rose who really took good care of me.

[QUOTE=Zappa3; 1185721]All I have seen in B-more have been Chinese. The only k-girl shop I've been to was in NC. Unfortunately, it is an R&T only joint, a damn shame because the provider was just my type. If anyone goes to Wilmington, check my post for info. That place was the cleanest AMP I've ever been to and the massage was top notch professional. They even had a support bar for the mt so she could walk on your back, very nice.

I think ML is k-girls. I am not sure cause I've never been. Just say "knee how ma" (how are you)? To them. If they reply,"Wo hun how" they are Chinese. A korean girl will respond that she's not Chinese. I agree most Chinese are very friendly. [/QUOTE]Baltimore is a mix of Korean and Chinese girls. For instance, all of ML is Korean; the massage place on Rt 1 in Elkridge is Korean; the massage place on york Road near the auction house is Korean; last time I was at pine tree that that was korean; the massage place on the other side of york towards hunt valley (Boca or something like that) is also Korean; and of course Kyoto is korean too. For your Chinese, all 3 spots on joppa; both spots on belair Road; harford Road nearest to beltway; Philadelphia Road; B&B on 40; and many more. I haven't seen any other asian ethnicity in the area. The nearest Japanese girl I have seen was in Laurel but she doesn't flip which I learned.

Trying 2 find pic of Heather.

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1187904]Yes and it would be nice if piss were beer. But it would be nicer if people could express what they really wish to say. There are several types of mistakes one can make in mis-communicating as this guy apparently does. There are typographic errors. I think most of us can identify and correct for those. There are also syntax errors as well as semantic errors. This (semantic) was what black ninja made. He just mis-expressed himself. It's hard to decode that. And harder still to differentiate it from ignorance. If I'm not mistaken, he also said (or implied) that he could not differentiate between Chinese, Koreans, and other Asian nationalities. If you have any intelligence at all, you should be able to do this.

But you guys can and will do what you wish. In my mind, if you are expressing yourself this badly, you may as well keep your mouths (your writing) shut as such reports are useless.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Never said I could not differeniate between them as a nationality. I was referring to their provider skills and if anyone noticed a difference in their skills or how they treat you as a customer. It is comments like "If you have any intelligence" is what I have a problem with. Yes, It would be nice if people would express what they really wish to say. I am sure you did not wish to say "Planed" instead of "Planet" but you did. I realize that is not what you wanted to say and it is ok if you made a mistake. It would be nice if everyone could express and type exactly what we mean to say but mistakes are made. This stuff is not the end of the world and does not require flip replies or comments etc because THAT is what's useless. None of those comments are helpful or have any positive impact on anyones life. Lets be adults and men and put the petty stuff aside. This is suppose to be for fun and to share information and please.... lets just keep it that way.

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1187789]I have been doing some research on Vegas for my endeavor. Believe it or not the AMPs there suck compared to Charm City. Henderson is a little better but will cost a good bit more than here. The similiarity is that it is mostly Chinese and Korean. The way to go for experiencing Asian variety is a well reviewed escort. Phillipino, thai, vietnames, and even Japanese. Woo hoo! I will be reporting mid Summer in their forum, but it is good to know if you're into Asians.[/QUOTE]Can't wait to hear your report. Thank you again for the info. And thank you for being civil.

Try not to let such trivial things bother you. I think it was easier too understand his question than it is for most Americans to be able to distinguish the different Asian nationalities from each other. I can usually guess pretty acurately at most Asian nationalities after seeing and hearing them speak, but I am around them quite a bit and strangely enough, I find it quite interesting. Could you tell the difference between a Cambodian and Laotian? Me neither, but their may be some cultural differences that may make some better in the sack than others. That, my friend, may be worth knowing.

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1187904]Yes and it would be nice if piss were beer. But it would be nicer if people could express what they really wish to say. There are several types of mistakes one can make in mis-communicating as this guy apparently does. There are typographic errors. I think most of us can identify and correct for those. There are also syntax errors as well as semantic errors. This (semantic) was what black ninja made. He just mis-expressed himself. It's hard to decode that. And harder still to differentiate it from ignorance. If I'm not mistaken, he also said (or implied) that he could not differentiate between Chinese, Koreans, and other Asian nationalities. If you have any intelligence at all, you should be able to do this.

But you guys can and will do what you wish. In my mind, if you are expressing yourself this badly, you may as well keep your mouths (your writing) shut as such reports are useless.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

Sounds like you need to get laid Lex.

-Bench

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1187904]Yes and it would be nice if piss were beer. But it would be nicer if people could express what they really wish to say. There are several types of mistakes one can make in mis-communicating as this guy apparently does. There are typographic errors. I think most of us can identify and correct for those. There are also syntax errors as well as semantic errors. This (semantic) was what black ninja made. He just mis-expressed himself. It's hard to decode that. And harder still to differentiate it from ignorance. If I'm not mistaken, he also said (or implied) that he could not differentiate between Chinese, Koreans, and other Asian nationalities. If you have any intelligence at all, you should be able to do this.

But you guys can and will do what you wish. In my mind, if you are expressing yourself this badly, you may as well keep your mouths (your writing) shut as such reports are useless.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1188433]Sounds like you need to get laid Lex.

-Bench[/QUOTE]I agree.

Eggroll

I have been a member for a long time. I don't usually post because quite frankly I don't want to get mixed up in the drama of these boards and I am a private dude. However, I have been reading this board for many years and I have learned alot and gained much advice. So in the interest of fairplay and what is right. Victoria Spa on York Road. Angela, and Jamie. Very friendly. I showed up one week after it opened and had Angela as my masseuse. Met most of the spa requisite for average rub. But the turn was very nice. I was able to pick the lock though it was a tight fit. Once I found the key the lock was easy to manipulate.

I hope to have more input in the future. Sorry for the soapbox. There is a respectable group on hear, and they know who they are. Thank you for your tutelage. Much respect!

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1188433]Sounds like you need to get laid Lex.

-Bench[/QUOTE]I second that!

Visited the western location. Unfortunately, this was the first subpar performance I experienced there. I was greeted by Lisa, an older lady. She had a nice personality, but rushed through the massage part of the session. On the flip, she had a more limited menu than other folks I've seen there. I wasn't too interested in roaming all that much since she's older (just not my type) , but it didn't seem like much was available. Her technique wasn't working for me as quickly as she would have liked, and finally she called a halt to the session. I thought there was some time left, but she was ready to move on, so I did as well. Perhaps she was having a tough day, as always, YMMV.

Have heard decent things about this place. Heard its the best. Trying to get some info. New, in town trying to figure out where the best lookin gurls are that's fun. Without all the rif raffin around. Can you help a brother out?

[QUOTE=Glenster02;1187959]Trying 2 find pic of Heather.[/QUOTE]You might want to try the SW thread.

GTR

Asked a little while back if anyone knew where my former favorite Lada was, maybe she's not around anymore. For a long time she was at the place in Pikesville on Reisterstown Road. Any recommendations on American or Russian places or ladies?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1188433]Sounds like you need to get laid Lex.

-Bench[/QUOTE]I'll thirds that!

Butter Dog

[QUOTE=HipOldGuy; 1188921]Asked a little while back if anyone knew where my former favorite Lada was, maybe she's not around anymore. For a long time she was at the place in Pikesville on Reisterstown Road. Any recommendations on American or Russian places or ladies?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Try TBC, Pamper Yoursef, and there was another one down on Rt. 7. Check reports for more details, City Paper for directions, BP has ads for Pamper Yourself. It's been a while since I've been to TBC, to expensive for my blood, and to many upsells. If you eant white meat, check out some of the girls on BP. Countrygirl, Michelle (Owings Mills or Whitemarsh) , Vannessa in OM, and others. You'll end up forking out the same amount of cash, maybe less.

GTR

Gentlemen,

A few weeks back someone on this board noted a new spa on Harford road, at 9100 : YoYo. Had some time and curiosity today so I checked it out. It is directly across from another AMP. OK. The good news, easy to find, good parking in rear, side entrance, no doorbell. I was met at the door by the lady who ultimately took care of me, and was quoted. 6 for the hour. The place was quite clean and comfortable. My attendant suggested that we do a double with her sister, (who was apparently the only other provider in staff) , for. 6 more. Looking at her face, I declined, especially after I was told what comes next.

Now here is where it got interesting. Before she took me upstairs, the attendant told me in no uncertain terms that all clothes would stay on. We can play, and I was allowed to touch over the clothes, but nothing came off. At the end of the day, it was a pretty good massage, and a better than average HE, but there are no extras on the menu.

So there you have it, gentlemen. Monger safely.

Baldconan1

[QUOTE=Mo Sizlack; 1188507]I have been a member for a long time. I don't usually post because quite frankly I don't want to get mixed up in the drama of these boards and I am a private dude. However, I have been reading this board for many years and I have learned alot and gained much advice. So in the interest of fairplay and what is right. Victoria Spa on York Road. Angela, and Jamie. Very friendly. I showed up one week after it opened and had Angela as my masseuse. Met most of the spa requisite for average rub. But the turn was very nice. I was able to pick the lock though it was a tight fit. Once I found the key the lock was easy to manipulate.

I hope to have more input in the future. Sorry for the soapbox. There is a respectable group on hear, and they know who they are. Thank you for your tutelage. Much respect![/QUOTE]I was thinking about trying this one out, any more info? What did the girls look like and how many $? I'll probably check them out this coming week and put in my 2 cents but it would be nice to get some more intel in advance. With the location I get the feeling they won't last long before LE shuts them down.

Happy trails!

[QUOTE=Baldconan1; 1189220]Gentlemen,

A few weeks back someone on this board noted a new spa on Harford road, at 9100 : YoYo. Had some time and curiosity today so I checked it out. It is directly across from another AMP. OK. The good news, easy to find, good parking in rear, side entrance, no doorbell. I was met at the door by the lady who ultimately took care of me, and was quoted. 6 for the hour. The place was quite clean and comfortable. My attendant suggested that we do a double with her sister, (who was apparently the only other provider in staff) , for. 6 more. Looking at her face, I declined, especially after I was told what comes next.

Now here is where it got interesting. Before she took me upstairs, the attendant told me in no uncertain terms that all clothes would stay on. We can play, and I was allowed to touch over the clothes, but nothing came off. At the end of the day, it was a pretty good massage, and a better than average HE, but there are no extras on the menu.

So there you have it, gentlemen. Monger safely.

Baldconan1[/QUOTE]I hope you didn't pay more thar the. 6. DID YOU?

[QUOTE=HipOldGuy; 1188921]Asked a little while back if anyone knew where my former favorite Lada was, maybe she's not around anymore. For a long time she was at the place in Pikesville on Reisterstown Road. Any recommendations on American or Russian places or ladies?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Rt 40, under B&B, on the bottom floor there is a "spa" that has white and maybe even black providers. I think it is a little more expensive than the AMP. I called to see if they were still open last week and I hope to give them a try with in the next two weeks.

[QUOTE=Blkninj01; 1158769]I have seen this page a few times on CL and I was wondering if anyone has ever tried the services. Seems like it is very ligit but not sure how ligit! Any info on this?

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2271107754.html[/url]

[/QUOTE]I just saw a new advertisement for christina and her other partner from Halthorpe. LOL. They put in bold letters "No Hand Jobs" so don't call if that is what you are looking for. I guess they were asked one time too many.

Saw this add from an Alexandria. Add said she returned to Baltimore and hope to find some of her old customers. Anyone had her and remember how the service was?

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/alexandra-is-back-swedish-therapeutic-discrete-and-safe-location-tip-included/3544389[/url]

[QUOTE=Blkninj01; 1189713]Saw this add from an Alexandria. Add said she returned to Baltimore and hope to find some of her old customers. Anyone had her and remember how the service was?

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/alexandra-is-back-swedish-therapeutic-discrete-and-safe-location-tip-included/3544389[/url]

[/QUOTE]White chick in that ghetto azz hood? I don't think so.

[QUOTE=Blkninj01; 1189713]Saw this add from an Alexandria. Add said she returned to Baltimore and hope to find some of her old customers. Anyone had her and remember how the service was?

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/alexandra-is-back-swedish-therapeutic-discrete-and-safe-location-tip-included/3544389[/url]

[/QUOTE]Could be CeCe who used to work out of Silver Spring. She always threatens people with her cop friends, etc.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger;1189716]White chick in that ghetto azz hood? I don't think so.[/QUOTE]LMAO! Yeah, something about it I honestly am not sure of. Moving on then!

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1189373]I was thinking about trying this one out, any more info? What did the girls look like and how many $? I'll probably check them out this coming week and put in my 2 cents but it would be nice to get some more intel in advance. With the location I get the feeling they won't last long before LE shuts them down.

Happy trails! [/QUOTE]Read between the lines dude.

[QUOTE=Dickster;1189379]I hope you didn't pay more thar the. 6. DID YOU?[/QUOTE]Well I went there to get more intel. I ended up getting YoYo. As noted before, she is the one that takes all the calls etc too. She is working there with her older sister. She is 25 and her sister is 26. She is alot better looking than her sister. I learned from her that she grew up in China and learned her massage practice there and came into the USA a few years ago where she became a nurse in NYC. She practiced for a few years there before going back to China to learn massage therapy and Electric Acupuncture. I went since I was curious about the Electric Acupuncture and since I was very sore from helping a friend move to a new apt. In any case, she told me how she was a nurse and then went back home to China and the Philippines to learn more about massage therapy. She told me she will be working for about 2 months and then will hire someone else to take her place at this parlor so that she can start nursing again. She gave me the speech also about being a legit place and how she wanted to be different from all the other parlors. I started off with a deep tissue which was really good but 1/2 way through the massage I asked her about the Electric Acupuncture and she told me that honestly for the soreness and the knotts she was finding, she would really recommend this. She told me that it was 1. 0 which is. 4 more than the massage I was getting now. I decided hell, I'm sore and stiff so why not. She told me to give her. 4 after the massage and she ended up hooking me up to the wires and the way this works was that you get to wires you lay on and she has 2 wires on her too. As she massages current goes through both your bodies. It was one of the best massages I had! I was suprised. As she massage me and we continued to talk. She gave me a HJ at the end. The total damage was 1. 0 for the serivce (ended up being a 1. 5hr) and. 4 for the tip. She asked more for the tip than. 2 she said since using the Electric Acupuncture takes more energy for her too (which was understandable). She also told me the reason why she won't offer alot of stuff like other AMPs is because her establishment is new and she had alot of LEs come already pretending to be customers. She did hint that as a regular customer and as she feels comfortable with you, the menu can change and she may offer more services. She also told me even tho she advertises the hours she does, she does do exceptions for other times as long as arranged a head of time. Ie real late night etc. I wasn't disappointed at all since the massage I got was worth every penny. I wasn't sore afterwards and she found all the knotts that I had too!