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Any one try this place yet?

[URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/san-fernando-valley/9679020.html[/URL]

I started to browse BP more frequently now and google search the phone numbers on the different ads. This one comes up frequently and on another site it gave an address in the heart of Pacas on VN. I even drove there once to scope it out. The front is a closed pawn shop. Pretty beaten down with a single camera pointed at the gated front door. Drove the alley in the back and there was 15' tall new fencing lined with metal siding so you can't view in from the back. Pretty shady. Like a chop shop.

I would Tofft but I'm afraid it might be super thick Latinas. I'm in the mood for some youthful slender types.

[QUOTE=MrFlingMan;5137625]Any one try this place yet?

[URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/san-fernando-valley/9679020.html[/URL]

I started to browse BP more frequently now and google search the phone numbers on the different ads. This one comes up frequently and on another site it gave an address in the heart of Pacas on VN. I even drove there once to scope it out. The front is a closed pawn shop. Pretty beaten down with a single camera pointed at the gated front door. Drove the alley in the back and there was 15' tall new fencing lined with metal siding so you can't view in from the back. Pretty shady. Like a chop shop.

I would Tofft but I'm afraid it might be super thick Latinas. I'm in the mood for some youthful slender types.[/QUOTE]Walk in a take a look at who's working. If you don't like the 1st one then ask to see another. If she doesn't fit the bill either then.

Say sorry I was looking for someone young and petite. These places know that they aren't everyone's cup of tea.

I'm sure all of us have walked into a place and decided against staying. It's your Money, spend it how you like.

[QUOTE=MrChaco;5138379]Walk in a take a look at who's working. If you don't like the 1st one then ask to see another. If she doesn't fit the bill either then.

Say sorry I was looking for someone young and petite. These places know that they aren't everyone's cup of tea.

I'm sure all of us have walked into a place and decided against staying. It's your Money, spend it how you like.[/QUOTE]But mostly, they couldn't give two fucks if you leave. I've been to places where they were busy and said to come back. They know you're going to hit the phone and find somewhere else to go. I came to CA from the midwest. I promise this is a fucking target rich environment compared to there. I honestly get handjobs by accident around here.

Life's too short to bang or get HEs from ugly chicks. It's definitely an unpardonable sin to PAY for either of those.

Anyone know if green spa is good?

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[QUOTE=Jascwas;5142371]Anyone know if green spa is good?[/QUOTE]If you use the search function, you'll see that there's been some discussion about Green in the past. I've been there twice and both times were not my favorite. Their ad says they have a lineup to choose from but when I was last down there, they told me two girls were working. When I actually showed up, only one was there (the other had supposedly gone out to get lunch) and it was the same woman who I had seen previously, many months before. Not my favorite provider and was turned off by the fact that I could potentially keep going and I'd be getting the same provider every time. Logically, that can't be of course, but the second visit was so okay for what I paid that I was pretty all right to never go there again. Still haven't found a good place for thick latinas but I've come across a few leads in some recent posts. If I check any out, of course I will report back though I am waiting for the COVID numbers to drop before I get up to anymore antics.

- RnR.

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;5130278]Chiro Center Thai. Ventura Blvd. Encino She's 100 yrs old but will toss your salad.[/QUOTE]Been calling the number shown on ********* for days and they never answer. I called again this morning, still no answer, but a woman with a heavy thai accent called me back. I couldn't really understand her. Sounded like she was saying she wasn't open and something about her husband. Couldn't figure out why she even called me back. Oh well, guess I will never get to meet the famous Tina.

[QUOTE=JoePike;5155113]Been calling the number shown on ********* for days and they never answer. I called again this morning, still no answer, but a woman with a heavy thai accent called me back. I couldn't really understand her. Sounded like she was saying she wasn't open and something about her husband. Couldn't figure out why she even called me back. Oh well, guess I will never get to meet the famous Tina.[/QUOTE]Earlier post said husband is ill. Try after covid see what happens.

I saw this advert pop up recently and was wondering if anyone has given this a go?

[URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/chastworth/9688021.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=LurkerBear;5157928]I saw this advert pop up recently and was wondering if anyone has given this a go?
[URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/chastworth/9688021.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I was there this past Sun. They were advertising a $. 20 special. Turns out what it really is that you still pay 40 to the house and that $. 20 is supposed to cover FS. The girl told me there that they normally charge $. 40 for FS which I think sucks. Anyways I was greeted by the same girl that ended up being my provider. Her name was Daniella, her face was OK but she had a nice little spinner body. Not much massage, was very accomodating, gave an ok CBJ, followed by CG, standing DS, regular DS, and then mish. I know that most providers fake their pleasure but in this case I'm inclined to believe Daniella really enjoyed it because she never rushed me, and when I first wanted to change from CG to DS after she apparently reached her O, she told me to keep lying down and she proceeded to buck that bronco until she got another nut off. Overall she seemed to be really into it and the noises not fake. Her English is limited but she was a lot of fun. Don't think I'll be back though on a regular day due to her telling me about what providers there normally charge, not to mention knowing some might upsell? Not worth the headache but hey TOFTT and had some fun. No regrets.

[QUOTE=MrFlingMan;5137625]Any one try this place yet?

[URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/san-fernando-valley/9679020.html[/URL]

I started to browse BP more frequently now and google search the phone numbers on the different ads. This one comes up frequently and on another site it gave an address in the heart of Pacas on VN. I even drove there once to scope it out. The front is a closed pawn shop. Pretty beaten down with a single camera pointed at the gated front door. Drove the alley in the back and there was 15' tall new fencing lined with metal siding so you can't view in from the back. Pretty shady. Like a chop shop.

I would Tofft but I'm afraid it might be super thick Latinas. I'm in the mood for some youthful slender types.[/QUOTE]That's not the place, they just direct you there and ask you to call them. They will then direct you to the actual place just next to it I checked it out months ago but didn't actually get attended for an unrelated reason. I did see two of the providers and they were maybe in their late 20's early 30's with good assets, not super slender but very doable. I can't speak on their service, I definitely got FS vibes but don't quote me.

Keep it casual.

[QUOTE=ValleyMonger;5024673]Made an appointment today for a 30-minute session at the nuru spot. Texted the number and they sent pics of the 2 providers for the day. Chose one named St* Showed up and paid the crazy amount of money listed in previous posts to see what this nuru experience is all about.

Nice place. Kind of an elaborate illusion in the main room. Went to the room and got undressed. Put a towel over my ass and she came in. I'd say she's a solid 8. Young and very fit with quite a few tattoos. I think she's white. Not that it matters, but I don't think I've ever had a HE massage from a white girl in my life. So in a way it almost felt like I was at a legit parlor or something because that's the only time I've ever had a massage from someone who looked like her.

She was chatty and mentioned they were opening more locations soon. Oh, and she was undressing while she was talking. It was more than a bit distracting (in a great way). She got fully undressed and is definitely a solid 8. Not curvy but very fit. Almost seems like a college student type. She put oil on my back very softly, slowly, and seductively. Eventually had me flip over and took the towel off. She got on top, stuck her ass (and everything else) pretty close to my face (which was quite the view), and stuck her head down almost as if a woman would if they were going in for a BJ. The stroking was slow and sexy.

This technically wasn't nuru in the sense that she didn't do the body glide stuff. Which is what I thought I was coming there for. Honestly, a seductive nuru session sounds more sexy to me than an assembly line FS session. Maybe an opinion that most people would disagree with. Anyway, I'm certainly not shy and complain about things all the time. But I just don't feel like being the "complain to management" type at a massage parlor. If the girl is hot and does provide a HE, I feel like the job was done. That said, I might have said something in this case if the straddle wasn't so damn sexy. The hottest part was that as I got harder, I could feel her getting wetter and wetter on top of me. Nuru or no nuru, a hot naked girl with her ass in my face who is dripping on me is waaaaaay sexier than my typical HE experience at a parlor.

The price was crazy high, yeah, but I might consider going back one day. Would probably try someone else, though, to see if I get more of a traditional nuru experience.[/QUOTE]Returned to noho nuru spot a few weeks ago (before entering hibernation again). Still overpriced. Still not reeeeallly nuru service. I'm not going anywhere right now but probably won't return here when I do head back out. Also, stay careful out there if you are still mongering right now. Heard my doctor friend break down on the phone describing how he's basically having to choose who lives and dies because there are just no beds available.

[QUOTE=ValleyMonger;5166535] I'm not going anywhere right now... stay careful out there if you are still mongering right now. Heard my doctor friend break down on the phone describing how he's basically having to choose who lives and dies because there are just no beds available.[/QUOTE]Thank you for doing your part to limit the spread of coronavirus. I am following your lead and pausing my massage parlor hobbying too. While I might not end up in the hospital, I don't want to catch and transmit it to someone else who does.

I am not over 65, I don't have heath conditions. But yet I have been offered the Pfizer vaccine. First I felt guilty taking (way more people that need it) it but I think some of these are getting thrown away and there has not been much news about it. You all may want to check with your primary doctors if you have a private doctor (Ie not Kaiser or UCLA or any big group). I am set to get my first shot tomorrow in Los Angeles. I was told though that I need to keep super quarantine for the next 3 weeks after my first shot, not sure why since everything I have seen says that the vaccine give you some protection but I will do as told. Contact your primary and let them know if they have some you would be interested in getting the shot and are flexible to see them at anytime.

Just some news. I'm putting this in this section because I interact mostly with MP's but if admin wants to move or delete this please do so, understand.

DGL.

[QUOTE=DGoodLife;5167343]I am not over 65, I don't have heath conditions. But yet I have been offered the Pfizer vaccine. First I felt guilty taking (way more people that need it) it but I think some of these are getting thrown away and there has not been much news about it. You all may want to check with your primary doctors if you have a private doctor (Ie not Kaiser or UCLA or any big group). I am set to get my first shot tomorrow in Los Angeles. I was told though that I need to keep super quarantine for the next 3 weeks after my first shot, not sure why since everything I have seen says that the vaccine give you some protection but I will do as told. Contact your primary and let them know if they have some you would be interested in getting the shot and are flexible to see them at anytime.

Just some news. I'm putting this in this section because I interact mostly with MP's but if admin wants to move or delete this please do so, understand.

DGL.[/QUOTE]I got my first dose of Moderna vaccine on January 11th. Will have second dose 4 weeks later on February 8th.

We weren't told to quarantine after our initial dose.

[QUOTE=LurkerBear;5157928]I saw this advert pop up recently and was wondering if anyone has given this a go?

[URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/chastworth/9688021.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Tried this place out for my first time doing this type of stuff probably 6 months back. Had a sign I think for upholstery or something else not for a spa LOL. Walked in and a guy in his 40's is there with a dog and calls what I think is his wife (in Spanish) she comes out and tells me it's 40 then takes me to a room and tells me a girl will come shortly. About 3 min in a girl walks in 30's big tits, nice ass, face was a 6, real MILF. I say I just want CBJ she tells me 1. 00 or 1. 60 everything. I was like CBJ is fine. She then tells me cause it's my first time 1. 20 I'm like nah I want CBJ (I'm more of a head guy) we proceed. 2-3 min in she's like ok for you cause your first time same price so I'm look cool. Cause CBJ was eh. She's was alright but I take a while to bust. 15 min in or so they knock on the door and she's like that means your times ending. About 4 min later we finish. (I didn't) and I leave. As I was leaving saw a younger girl much more attractive there. Wish I could've picked from the girls. Overall was there I think 26-27 min. Only about 20 min were actually doing stuff. Only MP I've tried, been doing SW in LA since.

[QUOTE=RyanLandis;5155124]Earlier post said husband is ill. Try after covid see what happens.[/QUOTE]I believe she is only seeing clients M-F. Her husband is more difficult to understand, very heavy accent. I've heard he is ill, Parkinson's. So there is no one to answer the phone when she's with clients. She can see the phone number of callers. She calls back As often as she can to setup appointments. I like her services.

Nuru Massage, my ass. All grandmothers that should have quit years ago.

Hey Fellas new to this group. Posted this in wrong group yesterday. Moved to LA right before Pandemic. Looking for some good Latina or Asian massage places.

Preferably independent ones and not parlor. I have a few I have seen and happy yo share their info.

Looking forward to find and share my experiences.

I will start off sharing one. Tofft thinking will be good but she was much chubbier than in pictures. I like mature ones but she seemed older. Was very nice with decent massage and HE. Wouldn't repeat unless no options.

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/137314[/URL]

Anyone want to share any nice independent masseuse they aware off.

[QUOTE=BrockLaser;5088705][URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/56321857/3239220053[/URL]

Contacted Michelle via text in the evening. Did not get a response until the afternoon. She apologizes and I set up the session in the evening. Apartment incall in Burbank, easy parking. Texted Michelle and she was nice enough to come get me (apartment was hard to find).

I went to use the restroom to make sure no one was hiding in there. No humans waiting for me, except for the stench of mold and mildew.

Went to her room, it was nicely lit with a massage table setup. I got naked.

She tells me to flip over. As she holds my tool, I can see that she is mechanical in her approach when it comes to holding it. No eye contact. Mechanical jackhammer. I tell her to slow down. She says Ok. I tell her to take off her top so I can see those nice tits. She obliges. I titfuck her and have her unzip her jeans. I grab her by the pussy. I ask her if she wants to suck and fuck as well. She says no. What a shame. She is too hot for just HJ only. She tells me to get back on the table. I oblige but I suck on her tits. They smelled like Parmesan cheese. Due to the taste, I stop sucking on her tits. I tell her to titfuck again me. She titfucks me and I cum all over her tits, shooting a load into her face. She was surprised but stops jerking me off to completion, leaving me with a ruined orgasm. I lay there in pleasure and anger. At least she was nice enough to clean me up afterwards. Michelle and I talk afterwards, she is cool, but appears to be spaced out most of the time. I left and she kissed me on the lips.

I was hoping for at least a decent massage. Did not get it. I was hoping for an hour. Did not get it. Oh well. It could have been worse.

Damage was 100. Overall, pictures are accurate, nice lady, hot body, nice parmesan tits, but I won't repeat. Due to poor massage and ruined orgasm.[/QUOTE]I was wondering if you negotiated price before you met with her. She is quoting 120 for topless and 250 for 'body to body'. Also, did she allow you to touch her pussy at all? Just trying to determine if it's going to be worth. Thanks in advance.

Stopped by this place last week. Nothing indicates that it is open except I could tell that the door was slightly ajar. Short cute chubby girl came and let me into a room. I generally decide on what I want based on the girl's looks and with this one I just wanted HE. Okay massage and flipped over. Tease came while massaging the top of my legs. Told her I just wanted HE and she asked for. 8. Told her I'll pay. 6 and she got to strokin like a jack hammer. Finally blew and was on my way. I did hear another girl, but never saw her. Probably won't return.

[URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Escorts/granada-hills-spa-818-401-6825-16205-devonshire-ave/9806180.html[/URL]

LB.

[URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Escorts/van-nuys/9813730.html[/URL]

I responded to this ad, and was given an address across the street from the FlyAway terminal. As specifies "we are not a massage parlor. ".

Anyone know anything about this joint?

If you are looking at young girls. Try this place out.

A bit expensive and NO FS but worth your time.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-kylas-spa-valley-village-ca-28504[/URL]#rubmaps.

Have seen a lot of girls here in past 6 months and always great. Ready to share more intel in exchange of any massage places.

Over the last 8 months have found places which seem good but are expensive. Looking for anything in 100-120 hhr range.

I've been out of the game for a while and used to frequent blue moon relax, drive by a couple nights ago and the massage sign is still up and parking lot was packed but it looked like people were coming out of a fitness class or something. Haven't had much luck at other places but haven't really gone exploring that much. Any help on a good spot would be helpful.

[QUOTE=SFVsag;5176892][URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Escorts/van-nuys/9813730.html[/URL]

I responded to this ad, and was given an address across the street from the FlyAway terminal. As specifies "we are not a massage parlor. ".

Anyone know anything about this joint?[/QUOTE]Been curious about this place myself. Called to get more info and they told me basically what's in the ad and that their girls are thick latinas. Texted me the info on where to go and to call when I was there but didn't follow up until Sunday (called on like a Friday) when I texted and asked if they were open. No response. Looking at TOFTT and checking this place out. Will report back if it happens soon.

[QUOTE=Dv456;5176336]I was wondering if you negotiated price before you met with her. She is quoting 120 for topless and 250 for 'body to body'. Also, did she allow you to touch her pussy at all? Just trying to determine if it's going to be worth. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]There was no negotiation just straight up paid her her ad rate. She never mentioned anything about rates or upsold me during the meeting.

I would not see her for topless or body to body at those rates because her massage wasn't all that great. I think someone overpaid and she is now charging higher rates because of that.

[QUOTE=JnDoe92;5179979]I've been out of the game for a while and used to frequent blue moon relax, drive by a couple nights ago and the massage sign is still up and parking lot was packed but it looked like people were coming out of a fitness class or something. Haven't had much luck at other places but haven't really gone exploring that much. Any help on a good spot would be helpful.[/QUOTE]Closed last year by LE. Forget about that place.

[QUOTE=KKboi;5178940]If you are looking at young girls. Try this place out.

A bit expensive and NO FS but worth your time.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-kylas-spa-valley-village-ca-28504[/URL]#rubmaps.

Have seen a lot of girls here in past 6 months and always great. Ready to share more intel in exchange of any massage places.

Over the last 8 months have found places which seem good but are expensive. Looking for anything in 100-120 hhr range.[/QUOTE]I know no FS but how was the mileage otherwise? Any BBBJ, FIV or kissing? Generous with the mutual touch?

BBBJ? Tongue in A* Several men getting the same service? Doesn't worry any of you?

[QUOTE=BoulderBoy;5187388]Doesn't worry any of you?[/QUOTE]Yes, it absolutely 100% does. As much as I enjoy prostate work, that's not for me. But to each their own.

[QUOTE=BoulderBoy;5187388]BBBJ? Tongue in A* Several men getting the same service? Doesn't worry any of you?[/QUOTE]Bringing home a surprise to the wife is always on my mind when I monger. I've not sampled her wares.

[QUOTE=BoulderBoy;5187388]BBBJ? Tongue in A* Several men getting the same service? Doesn't worry any of you?[/QUOTE]So much talk about Tina lately. Surely, she's been around for a long time given her age, but only talked about recently. I don't remember her from years past. She's honed her craft so well. I imagine she's learned how to take care of her health with all the microbial stuff she must be ingesting. She seems to have a script, which you can vary from, but not a lot. And, she seems to get off too. She is a sweetheart. You just kick back and let her do her thing. I've heard she does greek too, but haven't tried it with her.

Decided to drive by this place and lo and behold the open sign was on. I walk in and was greeted by Mary, late 20's early 30's and a very nice figure. Very decent massage with deep tissue action and handle the business in about 10 minutes. I tried to last a little longer and get a different position but I've been backed-up up for weeks LOL. . 4 at the door and a Benji for her.

No. 1 Spa stayed open duirng this last shutdown and became my go to. They rotate girls every month so you really can't get to know them. Shame as they have had some really great girls. But at least the sessions stay fresh. Enjoy.

[QUOTE=Watnow78;5189364]Decided to drive by this place and lo and behold the open sign was on. I walk in and was greeted by Mary, late 20's early 30's and a very nice figure. Very decent massage with deep tissue action and handle the business in about 10 minutes. I tried to last a little longer and get a different position but I've been backed-up up for weeks LOL. . 4 at the door and a Benji for her.[/QUOTE]I can confirm Watnow78's report. Mary is my ATF for sensual CFS at an AMP. She's petite, friendly, and playful (once she gets to know you). Massage skills are pretty good too. Mary prioritizes safety, which I like. She keeps her mask on the entire session, and expects you to do the same. This means CBJ is off the menu until the pandemic ends. House rules here limit most sessions to 30 minutes. Newbies should keep that in mind when they visit.

[QUOTE=FifthSunset;5192629]I can confirm Watnow78's report. Mary is my ATF for sensual CFS at an AMP. She's petite, friendly, and playful (once she gets to know you). Massage skills are pretty good too. Mary prioritizes safety, which I like. She keeps her mask on the entire session, and expects you to do the same. This means CBJ is off the menu until the pandemic ends. House rules here limit most sessions to 30 minutes. Newbies should keep that in mind when they visit.[/QUOTE]Is this the one? If yes have tried not from Mary but from another chick and wasn't all that good.

[URL]https://california.bedpage.com/therapeutic-massage/mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-45-hr-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-grand-opening-new-masseuses-u-spa-massage-mdash-818-980-6777/9179450.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Santooki;5187157]I know no FS but how was the mileage otherwise? Any BBBJ, FIV or kissing? Generous with the mutual touch?[/QUOTE]Think FIV yes, no BBBJ or FS just CBJ. Nice girls overall, bit and pricier side!

Happy to exchange more intel if you have any for me.

[QUOTE=KKboi;5198294]Is this the one? If yes have tried not from Mary but from another chick and wasn't all that good.

[URL]https://california.bedpage.com/therapeutic-massage/mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-45-hr-mdash-mdash-mdash-mdash-grand-opening-new-masseuses-u-spa-massage-mdash-818-980-6777/9179450.html[/URL][/QUOTE]This is the spot. Call in advance to check her schedule. She typically works 3 or maybe 4 days a week. There's also a Tina who works here who is young and pretty good (different provider than the Tina in Encino who rims).

[QUOTE=SFVsag;5176892][URL]https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.com/Escorts/van-nuys/9813730.html[/URL]

I responded to this ad, and was given an address across the street from the FlyAway terminal. As specifies "we are not a massage parlor. ".

Anyone know anything about this joint?[/QUOTE]Finally decided to check out this joint, advertising thick latinas. Coincidentall, my favorite kind of latina. I sent them a text asking if they were open and they responded right away giving me the address to go to and to park in the back and give them a call. As mentioned in the post, this isn't a massage place and it's located near the FlyAway terminal. Anyway, arrived and gave them a call and they directed me to the back of a business that's at the intersection of Woodley & Saticoy. Went in through this back door and even though they said it isn't a massage joint, it's set up like one in one of the seedier rooms I've been in. They directed me into a room and told me to get comfortable. Table in the middle washed in red light. Weird to say the least.

After a few minutes, in comes Crystal. Thick in all the right way. If you know who Diana Sirokai is on IG, her body reminded me a lot of hers. Lame massage for literally like a minute then the run down. Are you LE? Have you been here before? What kind of service are you looking for? It actually made me slightly paranoid as I'd never been quizzed this way. Told her I wanted the full deal. They advertised a hhr as. 40 and she said that full service ranges from 1. 20 to 1. 60. She went out and told me she'd be right back. After maybe a minute or two, she coms in with incense and a cover and it sounded like she was reading me the riot act. Rules, rules, rules. No this, no that, her mask stays on, nothing in her butt, etc. Got down to it and always try get my money's worth. Asked her to ride me near the end and she flipped and said that they only allowed 3 positions and asked me to pick one so I could finish. Total turn off but I was near the end. So I asked her to do reverse cowgirl so I could grip her magnificent ass when I burst.

She wiped me up and told me to leave the blanket on the bed then told me that she only works Monday through Wednesday. At the time there was one other girl there but told me that normally there are more.

Overall, it was weird. I always have the worst like going to MPs run by Latinas here in the valley. They definitely need a lesson from AMPs in terms of service and overall attitude but I just can't resist a thick latina ass. If you all want to know more details feel free to PM me but I will keep why'all posted if I go back again.

- RnR.

[QUOTE=RockNRoll72;5201977]Finally decided to check out this joint, advertising thick latinas. Coincidentall, my favorite kind of latina. I sent them a text asking if they were open and they responded right away giving me the address to go to and to park in the back and give them a call. As mentioned in the post, this isn't a massage place and it's located near the FlyAway terminal. Anyway, arrived and gave them a call and they directed me to the back of a business that's at the intersection of Woodley & Saticoy. Went in through this back door and even though they said it isn't a massage joint, it's set up like one in one of the seedier rooms I've been in. They directed me into a room and told me to get comfortable. Table in the middle washed in red light. Weird to say the least.

After a few minutes, in comes Crystal. Thick in all the right way. If you know who Diana Sirokai is on IG, her body reminded me a lot of hers. Lame massage for literally like a minute then the run down. Are you LE? Have you been here before? What kind of service are you looking for? It actually made me slightly paranoid as I'd never been quizzed this way. Told her I wanted the full deal. They advertised a hhr as. 40 and she said that full service ranges from 1. 20 to 1. 60. She went out and told me she'd be right back. After maybe a minute or two, she coms in with incense and a cover and it sounded like she was reading me the riot act. Rules, rules, rules. No this, no that, her mask stays on, nothing in her butt, etc. Got down to it and always try get my money's worth. Asked her to ride me near the end and she flipped and said that they only allowed 3 positions and asked me to pick one so I could finish. Total turn off but I was near the end. So I asked her to do reverse cowgirl so I could grip her magnificent ass when I burst.

She wiped me up and told me to leave the blanket on the bed then told me that she only works Monday through Wednesday. At the time there was one other girl there but told me that normally there are more.

Overall, it was weird. I always have the worst like going to MPs run by Latinas here in the valley. They definitely need a lesson from AMPs in terms of service and overall attitude but I just can't resist a thick latina ass. If you all want to know more details feel free to PM me but I will keep why'all posted if I go back again.

- RnR.[/QUOTE]Dude, that experience read like a what a bad writer would try to create for a "massage scene" in a b-movie. But it's our experiences that define us, no? Stay safe.