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Went to a place across from a park in the loop. Basically, her name is the same as a month just not spelled the same and it begins with an M. Great time.
Attitude: B
Wrap up: A
Massage: C
Average: B (will return)
Overall, well worth the fee and a small tip. They are consistent! Remember that. It is big during these economic woes.
Was driving down Archer last night and stopped to recon the new China Spa at 4236 S. Archer. This is pretty far west from the CT area AMPs, in fact, the area looks to be mostly Mexican. I hit it about 6:30PM and found no one in sight but two young Chinese girls, Annie and "Ai-Wee".
Didn't TOFTT as I had just left another facility, but will be back. "Ai-Wee" was young, cute and seemed most promising. They do offer a VIP room (whatever that is). Looked to be eight private rooms in back, beyond front desk.
Money was spent on remodeling and place appears real clean. A "help wanted" sign was in the window!
Unfortunately some gangbangers had just tagged the front of the building. Hey! Didn't Alderman Ed Burke outlaw cans of spay paint so this would never happen?
PM me if you have tried out this place.
[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Went to a place across from a park in the loop. Basically, her name is the same as a month just not spelled the same and it begins with an M. Great time.
Attitude: B
Wrap up: A
Massage: C
Average: B (will return)
Overall, well worth the fee and a small tip. They are consistent! Remember that. It is big during these economic woes.[/QUOTE]
Your luck is better than mine. The guy at the front desk, in the building lobby, was like a gestapo and my therapist wasn't happy with .4.
Boys, boys, boys!
dont you all realize that business is slow at these places albeit other "legimate" businesses.
Visited a Northside Apt last nite. Jayne told me "you first customer for all of us today". This was around 4:00 PM. Paid the usual $.6 got usual good service which lasted about 10 minutes longer than normal. Good business sense - she's trying to build customer base! Jayne is nice slim and home grown b/c's with nice trimmed snatch. Engrish not too bad. But, I dont go there to listen to them talk.
I believe this is one of Gina's places. Those that partake know who I am talking about.
Anyway, I am wondering if the price at the apts will come down. Maybe $5 or $4. Might try to negotiate next time although the $6 will be in my pocket just in case they dont bend
Stopped by senina Sunday, got Jobe, I was told she was the only avaible at the time. Never saw her before but thought Id give it a shot. Started with the table shower which was good as always. Shes asked if I wanted a medium or strong massage, I said medium. Im glad I did cause while it was one of the best massages I have ever gotten, I can imagine it being to much more. Standard finish. Jobe is in her 30's? maybe? not to much to look at, but not fugly either.
Massage: 9
Jobe: 7
Finish: 9
On a side note has anyone else seen the real cute young receptionist? I can only hope she massages there as well.
Supply and demand simply does not work with mongering.
Mongers will always want to monger more than mongerees.
I always ask for 30 minutes rate. Although, I spent most of my mongering days in San Fran and I think that is pretty standard (how often do you spend the whole hour?). usually $.20/hh. Although, when I visited the amp on Addison and Broadway, she wasn't happy about it and my session didn't last very long. I just couldn't believe how young and sexy she was! In SF, most of the girls are over 40, I think SF is the last stop before going home for retirement.
[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]Supply and demand simply does not work with mongering.
Mongers will always want to monger more than mongerees.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]Supply and demand simply does not work with mongering.
Mongers will always want to monger more than mongerees.[/QUOTE]Not to flame you, NH55, but it ain't true. Of course, the mongers have more demand than mongerees have (willing) supply, that's why we pay them, not the other way around.
But, supply and demand hits everything. The simple truth is that if a woman can get $. 6 for a service, she may try to dicker for $. 8, and if she gets it that is the price she will demand in the future. This drives the price up.
Conversely, if the girl up the street is willing to take $. 4, then she'll get the business and the girl demanding $. 6 or $. 8 will have no business. This drives the price down.
The problem with economics in the mongering area is 2-fold. First, it's illegal, so the ability of the consumer to shop effectively for the best deal is seriously impaired. This board and TER and others do a little (though not nearly enough) to correct this imbalance.
The second problem is that men are stupid, we think with the little head, and when confronted with a woman who might get naked for us we turn into towers of quivering jelly. And disgorge cash. Lots of cash. In the end, we drive the price up, the women just take advantage of the situation.
The solution is obvious. Dicker the price down and if you don't get to the price point you want, walk away. The unfortunate truth, though, is that this doesn't happen nearly often enough, so the price keeps going up until we can just barely afford to monger. If we as a gender showed a lot more discipline, we could afford to stop for a blowjob on the way home the way we stop for a beer. But we don't, so we can't, and it's our own damn fault.
[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Your luck is better than mine. The guy at the front desk, in the building lobby, was like a gestapo ...[/QUOTE]
Raoul, would you mind expanding on your comment? What did the front-desk guy say or do? Did he get pissed off once he realized you were headed for "that" floor? Or was he just generally being a b**ch to everyone?
11 6914 5766Supply and Demand does not work on mongering for many reasons. First of all, the mongerees get into it because it is a quick and easy way to make cash. When they start making what they would make at McDonalds, they will go work there. Same pay, less jizz.
Secondly, the costs are not set at the local level. Ever wonder why many Apts cost 160 for 45, regardless of the location or region? That is because those prices are determined at "the corporate headquarters", not on the local level. On top of that, any price breaks come from the cut of the person actually performing the task.
Supply and demand barely works in the real economy. It is really tested in the shadow economy.
[QUOTE=PittPanther]Raoul, would you mind expanding on your comment? What did the front-desk guy say or do? Did he get pissed off once he realized you were headed for "that" floor? Or was he just generally being a b**ch to everyone?[/QUOTE]
ID check, bitched at me about my penmanship on the sign in sheet. It was ridiculous, perhaps I was being profiled because of where I was going.
I require therapeutic maintenance due to a condition that I've been suffering from for years. If I don't get it, I'm barely able to sign my name. I should not be berated or treated like a second class citizen because of it.
The website for the new China Spa on Archer is
[url]www.chinaspamassage.com[/url]
Sadly, no pix of girls included; but it does give a nice overview of the layout.
[QUOTE=PittPanther]Raoul, would you mind expanding on your comment? What did the front-desk guy say or do? Did he get pissed off once he realized you were headed for "that" floor? Or was he just generally being a b**ch to everyone?[/QUOTE]
You walk in the front door, and there is a desk with a clip board. You sign what ever name you want and floor and place you are going.
No need to talk to person at desk. If its a week day you can put down another buisness name and floor. That is if you been there before and know one. To bad there is not a list of buisnesses in the lobby, that would help.
End of story. Barney
[QUOTE=Barney]You walk in the front door, and there is a desk with a clip board. You sign what ever name you want and floor and place you are going.
No need to talk to person at desk. If its a week day you can put down another buisness name and floor. That is if you been there before and know one. To bad there is not a list of buisnesses in the lobby, that would help.
End of story. Barney[/QUOTE]
Perhaps the extra caution was because it was after 8 PM...and the name I wrote down on the board may not have looked like the name on my ID. Bad penmanship, what can I say?
[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Your luck is better than mine. The guy at the front desk, in the building lobby, was like a gestapo and my therapist wasn't happy with .4.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that guy knows me.
He can be tough.
Very nice...now if they would only use younger talent...then you'd be onto something.
Has anyone seen bustbabe312 from CL therapeutic.
Called a few days ago to get some more info, but she wasnt very forthcoming with info and details. Her pics look cute. Link to her post below.
Feel free to PM me with info, i got stuff to trade.
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/1043624480.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Ghostface89]The website for the new China Spa on Archer is
[url]www.chinaspamassage.com[/url]
Sadly, no pix of girls included; but it does give a nice overview of the layout.[/QUOTE]
Very nice. Now if you triple the size of it, and bring in young girls, this is starting to look the places I go in China
Stopped by today for a little enjoyment today. Everything was normal, didn't notice anything different from past appoinyments. Go back and enjoy!
Well, I tried my first asian apt. And it wasn't bad. Called the CL advert and wound up running around in circles. They REALLY need to get someone to answer the phones who speaks english clearly. When the neighbors catch on about all these guys wandering around outside their building with cell phones to the ears going "WHAT? What's that address again? " the jig will be up. And in this weather, no one wants to be wandering around in the cold looking for the right door.
Once I got there it was pretty standard apt fare. Lisa was gone replaced by Kay-Kay, who is not nearly the world traveler reported by the previous poster. The apt was clean, smelled good and was well appointed, as was KK. I'm guessing about 35 years and (gasp) an oriental. Brief light-touch massage followed by wrapping and a trip to france. DATY was ok, followed my mish and doggie. Tried to make a sidetrip to greece but was stopped at the border. $. 6 for 45 minutes as quoted on the phone. She didn't request a tip, and as I was expecting more foreign travels I wasn't inclined, either, but we parted company happy. I'd repeat.
As a side note: Everything looked, smelled, and tasted great on the daty but later on I caught a strong whiff of long dead tuna, which leads me to believe that vigorous washing does NOT include vigorous douching. Like the phone staff, something the proprietors should address.
Visited Devon Spa a few days ago. Massage by Naomi. Slightly thicker low 30's Korean woman with nice sized tits. Self service shower followed by sauna. Massage was deep like I like it. At the flip was asked what I wanted. Just wanted standard stuff. She asked how much you gonna give me. I don't like talking money in the middle of it. Told her just regular. And regular amount. Perhaps when she knows me she'll skip the negotiations. Enthusiastic performance with the usual, "you're so big" talk. Finished out the time with legs and foot massage. Will be back as soon as funds will allow.
Thought I'd ask again if anybody knows where Judy/Jenny is working. She was Judy at B. D. On Lincoln & Jenny at Pretty Girls on Irving when they first opened. I'd describe her but I'm not too good at that & it would sound like many of the AMP providers anyway. Her service was ok & she looked ok but for some reason she turned me on.
Thanks!
Hello, everybody. This is my first post in this wonderful forum. If not, for this forum, I wouldn't have had this dream full of suspense, laughter, and a happy ending to write about. Here it is: Last Thursday, I took a 'nap' around 7:30 pm I 'dreamed' about a AMP in Chinatown. I can't 'remember' the name, but it is very popular on this forum. I arrived, and find parking around the corner from the place. As I walked to the AMP, I saw a LE car, with LEO inside, engine running. The car was a block down, on the other side of the street, but still made me hesitant on going in. This was my first time going to a AMP, and from what I read on this forum, you have to pay attention to your surroundings. Being not only nervous but also cautious, I abort plan, and casually walk past, the AMP. When I reached the end of the block, near the LE car, I made a left down the side street. I then, cut back through the back alley that ran along the main street, to get back to my car. Phew.
Sneaking around, and contemplating if going to the AMP was worth the risk, did a number on my stomach. I hate to say it, but a HR wasn't my top priority anymore. I figure Target has all the BRs' (Bathrooms) I need, and they're for free. Off I go.
I get to Target, and head straight for the bathroom. The men's entrance is blocked off, because its being cleaned. Wow so now, instead of using the stall, I. Have to. Stall: until the bathroom's done. Oooo sphincter don't fail me now!
While stalling, I decided to look at, well what else, bathroom products. Toilet paper, wet wipes, air fresheners, and buckets. You ask, buckets? I figure, you always have to have a plan B.
I limped back around the front, and now the entrance to the bathroom is open. I run in, go to the handicap stall, and. Release. As I'm on the toilet, I wonder how I will I be received at the AMP, fresh from dropping the browns off. Guess I should have, bought some of them Wet Wipes.
After wiping briskly with the generic paper, then washing my hands, I head back to Chinatown.
The LE car is still there, but I guess with all the pushing I just finish doing. My balls finally dropped, and I didn't care.
I go in, and am greeted by the papa son. He asked, if I wanted the hour massage with TS? Since, that's what I keep seeing people get on here, I say yes. He asks for 75 dollars, and then yells upstairs. He tells me to take my shoes off, and put them on a shoe rack. I walk up the stairs, and meet the lady he called up to. Her name is Katy, and she's looked about 35. 40. She was Chinese, about 5'6", portly, but with a big chest. Her face was average, she wasn't a looker, but she also wasn't a lookaway. She took me into a room, and told me to take my clothes off. I did exactly that, I was butt naked in under 1 minute. She came over, and gave me some towels to wrap around myself, because I was about to go across the hallway to get a TS.
Now the TS was nice, and relaxing. She used the spray nozzle to get me wet and slippery, and then used a loofah scrub to sudds my up. After that, she rinsed me off, and off we were back to the other room.
She started messaging my back, and it felt pretty good. For my first massage. She did this for about 20 mins, then told me to flip. Then she asked, " what you want? " with a heavy Chinese accent. I said, " well, what do you have? " Then she asked, " do you want me to message down there? " I said, " Yes, please. " She then says, " for how much? " Since I read on here, the going rate for a HR is. 4, so I say. 4. She's like, "oh no, to low, " as she starts to do the HR. So then I say ". 5, is all I have. " She's like, " okay, are you pay cash? " I say, " yeah, hand me my jeans. " I shouldn't have done that, because as I get my money out, she sees more, and is like, " give me. 6. " I'm like, " no, we agreed on. 5. " She then says, " What do you really want? " I'm thinking, huh, what does she mean, really want? This is my first time guys. So I say, " I'll give you. 6, if you take you top, and bra off, " she did have a big chest. She's like, " more, come on. " I'm like all I have is. 7. " She's like, "okay. '. She has me take off her top, and bra. Now she's giving me a HR, while I'm sucking her nip nips. Her nip nips, were very long, probably the longest I've seen in person. I'm going to town on those nips, and she's moaning and groaning. It takes awhile, but I reach the finale. She cleans me up, and gives me a bottle water. She then says, " next time bring a condo. "? , I'm thinking that doesn't make any sense, then I realize she meant to say condom.
Overall, I paid $. 45. 75 for message, and. 70 tip. I received a TS, message, topless HR, while sucking on nips.
The lady's name was Katy, and she's looked about 35. 40. She was Chinese, about 5'6", portly, but with a big chest. Her face was average. She was nice, and funny. I think I could have had FS, but since I'm a idiot, I just stuck to the plan, than I woke up. I'll dream about her again, but I hope they're better ones in there.
Dynomutt
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Way to post 2 times. Also, for future reference, no report should ever contain the sentence "As I'm on the toilet, I wonder...."
[QUOTE=Dynomutt]Overall, I paid $. 45. 75 for message, and. 70 tip. I received a TS, message, topless HR, while sucking on nips.
I think I could have had FS, but since I'm a idiot, I just stuck to the plan, than I woke up.[/QUOTE]
Dynomutt,
Yes, you are an idiot (for posting twice) and you paid too much for HJ. But I forgive you, since you wrote the funniest, most interesting post seen on the Chi boards in a loooong time.
Welcome to the boards, and hope to read more of your stuff in the future.
Somebody please wake him up!
J/K Nice Post.
[QUOTE=Snowmadics]I left. 25 because it was basically self service. She seemed cool with it. No looks of disppointment.
I'm shocked at your response. Most posters complain because we leave too much money. Not because we leave too little.
How much do you tip her? Or how much do you think I should've tipped her.
Ps.
I know tone is hard to read. So please let's not make this an argument. I'm only inquiring.[/QUOTE]
Sorry buddy, didn't mean to come off as harsh. If it was self service, you left plenty.
I tend to overtip, but in general $40 is standard for a HJ. If the girl is nice and I am going to go back to the place, I'll leave $60. It's worth the extra (for me) to not go through the buzz-kill negotiation process.
My only point on commenting on the $25 is if you are hoping to get more next time. She might think of you as "$25 guy." If it is a place where I have to earn their trust but I suspect more is available, I might be a little too generous.
[QUOTE=Dynomutt]duplicate post[/QUOTE]
Nice post, Dynomutt. I happened to read it while sitting on the crapper, so I got an extra laugh just from that.
I tend to see that car in the hood each time that I'm down there, and I don't go that often. The first time gave me the same uneasy feeling, but my urge got the best of me and I entered after much internal debate. BTW, you can also use the facilities at the Mickey D's on King Drive. It may be a little closer than Target.
[QUOTE=Dynomutt]duplicate post[/QUOTE]
I enjoyed your post..it was funny with good info too.. btw, the firehouse next to Mercy Massage is even closer should you have to use the 'br' while in CT. They are very nice there.
Just because you provided us with some laughter doesn't mean you can ask any questions. You must have 50 posts before any senior member will answer any questions. Are you sure you're not Mike Mulligen in disguise?
Stinky Laughing
just an fyi, they have a decent BR at Senina, just don't think it's the best use of one's time there.
Decided to try after Violet after seeing their post in CL. Overall not bad 3 ladies present I had Maggie who definitely has been in this country for a while as she has that chunkier Asian shape. Not bad in the face but had some acne
around the nose.
Table shower and massage overall not bad. Full takeout menu offered and accepted but you need to bring your own doggy bag. On the way out saw a very attractive and thin therapist that is making me gonna go back tomorrow and see if the wired one can choose her. $70 for the massage and table shower and since the wire one hates to be thought of as a bad tipper, I left a $100 for my to go order of dim sum pork.
Enjoy
I am surprised with you guys paying this much money!
Come on I can get better with .5, meaning FS for 15 minutes which I am assuming it is a normal time and a different provider weekly.
I checked out this place as well. She is much older probably in her 40s and yes her english is not soo good. She is oki. and does not look like the pic at all. Quite accomodating tho.
[QUOTE=Oakee Boner]Visited this place today. She is actually really hot, looks a lot like the picture. I think she is only there for 2 more weeks before moving to another chicago location. She is thai and her english isn't good. But she's still hot. Negotiated 120/hh. Not happy about that either but wasn't rude.
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/1040046046.html[/url][/QUOTE]
I agree with Mike, its time to stretch the $$ no pint dropping $.6 for a hour when business lasts for much less (in my case :) ). This way mt find a hidden nugget.
[QUOTE=Mikeh81]I am surprised with you guys paying this much money!
Come on I can get better with .5, meaning FS for 15 minutes which I am assuming it is a normal time and a different provider weekly.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wirelessone]Decided to try after Violet after seeing their post in CL. Overall not bad 3 ladies present I had Maggie who definitely has been in this country for a while as she has that chunkier Asian shape. Not bad in the face but had some acne
around the nose.
Table shower and massage overall not bad. Full takeout menu offered and accepted but you need to bring your own doggy bag. On the way out saw a very attractive and thin therapist that is making me gonna go back tomorrow and see if the wired one can choose her. $70 for the massage and table shower and since the wire one hates to be thought of as a bad tipper, I left a $100 for my to go order of dim sum pork.
Enjoy[/QUOTE]How was the Dim Sum? Fresh or 3day old freezer burned?
[QUOTE=Juggy Gales]How was the Dim Sum? Fresh or 3day old freezer burned?
No complaints, very fresh. In regards to paying too much, in my opinion Chicago has always had high escort prices, high door fees at the asian parlors than Los Angeles where I monger in the winter.
Door fees in LA generally run $40 and many places with let you sample the full menu for $80 but I believe that is mainly because of the fact that there are 3X
as many parlors in LA and LA county than in Chicago. It is as usual supply and demand determining the prices.
Heck, check out thatmall or ******** for Los Angeles and many of those hot chicks are available for $175 an hour and if they came here to Chicago, they could easily get $300 for their hotness alone but out there being a 7 just does not cut in the movie business and well a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to pay the rent.
[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I enjoyed your post..it was funny with good info too.. btw, the firehouse next to Mercy Massage is even closer should you have to use the 'br' while in CT. They are very nice there.[/QUOTE]Hey, thanks a lot, Higuey. Yeah, that firehouse isn't far at all! A lot closer than Target.
[QUOTE=Emp Fan 473]just an fyi, they have a decent BR at Senina, just don't think it's the best use of one's time there.[/QUOTE]Lol, I agree, Emp. Next time, I'll get all my "paperwork," done beforehand.