Massage Parlor Reports

This has sparked my interest. Will check it out and give detailed report shortly. It is in my immediate neighborhood. I googled the location and I thought there was a Vet's office there, but I may be wrong.

Dad

[QUOTE=Virile Vito]SO,

It is listed in the Phoenix as 415 Atwood Ave, Cranston. BTW, I know it has been posted before, but the phoenix is online ([url]http://thephoenix.com[/url]) and the adult classifieds can be viewed as a PDF file ([url]http://thephoenix.com/classifieds/providence_pdf.pdf[/url]).

Vito[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaddysLookin]...I thought there was a Vet's office there...[/QUOTE]That's all I needed to hear.

No thanks! My standards are low, but I draw the line at a paw job.

At the outset, let me just say that everyone's entitled to a bad day...

That said, I had the opportunity to stop reintroduce myself to Lily after nearly a month of inactivity.

My journey began when I called to make an appointment with a particular favorite provider (Geena - reviewed frequently herein), only to be told that she was "on vacation", but not to worry - masmsan would set me up with someone as "good".

When I got there (exactly an hour and a half later (and when the appointment was made), I was ushered to the waiting area in the uncomfortabble company of another monger. What was even worse - and made me thankful I was not him - was that another "customer" was forced to sit in the hallway to the right (after entering the back door by the parking lot) with his back to the hallway so as not to make eye contact with other clients entering the facility.

10 minutes after waiting (to be fair, it was a rainy Friday (pay day), close to 4:00pm, I was greeted by Annie. Marginally attractive, she seemed harried before the introductions.

In a rare move ( I have been there 10 - 15 times). she deposited me into the sauna after having me undress. From the sauna, we went to the table shower, which only minimally met the basic requirement of cleanliness being next to Admiral's Avenue...

Back to the sauna (for another 10 minutes) before the massagi.

Then, 20 minutes of marginally working on my shoulders and and legs, Ammie told me to flip. She then marinaded Mr. Happy with an oil spill the would make the Achille Lauro blush, Stroking him like there's no tomorrow, I could not help but render his liquid fruit in mere minutes.

But shame on me for assuming that a more traditional massage would continue after this volcanic eruption. Nay nay. Like palnes stcked up at T.F. Green Airport on a foggy night, immediately after my mini-sisemic eruption, I was told to dress...

All in all, it was probably partially my fault in choosing such a high-volume visitation. Still, I expected (and expect) more from this venerable provider...

Better luck next time? I hope so. Meanwhile, I hope the monkey in the hallway with his back to the action had a better time than your truly... 'Cause like the saying goes, "nobody put Baby in the corner"

Visited yesterday and it was interesting.

First, its across the street from the Vet's office and for those who know the area, if you can believe it, its right next door to Ruggieri's Market.

Arrived mid afternoon and had to come back. Went to the coffee place across the street and came back 30 mins later, as instructed and was welcomed into the "spa. "

Two ladies there, Julie and Mimi, both mid 30's and OK shape. Julie seemed like more fun, so I thought I would give her a test drive. Both were not overly young looking, but, I was horny and curious about the place.

I am shown to the front room with the lovely sound effects from traffic on Atwood Ave. She asks me if I desire a shower and I mistakenly say yes. Off to the room, otherwise known as the bathroom with the lovely, quaint, folding plastic chair. I take one look at it and ask to remove it, which they did and then am showered by both of them while standing. Interesting.

Off to the room, and it seems I chose rightly. Julie was fun. I lay down, she works my back (good job) while I work her underwear down her legs. Why waste time? She laughs.

I flip very early and we get down to business. Apparently, this is a rub and tug place with benefits. Yes, after all this time, a new classification! She is working me while I am at the DATY buffet. I stop her and ask if I can mount her and she shakes head no. We continue for a little while until I shot. Clean up, back to back rub for another 30 mins or so. It was nice.

Thorough clean up at the end and help dressing, water, etc.

I paid the house $60 and the only discussion of money was the simple phrase before the action began asking if I was going to take care of her. I said yes. I did not know what to give at the end, so, I added $20 to the normal HR rate of $40, for a total gratuity of $60. She took it and did not even count it. I was welcomed back anytime.

Overall experience, 6/10. I will probably not return as I like them younger, but, they did try and I give them credit for that. They told me they were open for about 1 month and that things were generally dead. My only exception will be the "port in a storm" syndrome, as it is a full 5 mins from home. You can never discount the convenience factor. You park across the street and you car is lost at Ruggieri's parking lot. Nice touch. While you are there, you can always pick up some meat while YOUR meat gets worked next door!

Brothers-

I offer this as a simple resource tool for those enjoying the La Prov. hobby...
I have not been to all, so please do not construe the inclusion of businesses as any sort of recommendation or endorsement.

I have included addresses and phone numbers, and believe the map itself may be edited by all.

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=DaddysLookin]This has sparked my interest. Will check it out and give detailed report shortly. It is in my immediate neighborhood. I googled the location and I thought there was a Vet's office there, but I may be wrong.

Dad[/QUOTE]

Hopefully we will be able to add another good place to our list of AMP's. We have enough iffy places already. As far as it being a vet place before...maybe you'll get a good licking and end in the doggie position. Of course I assume you'll get all the pussy you want! Let us know the gory details sir....... Thanks for TOFTT. SO

[QUOTE=Chipsahoy]She then marinaded Mr. Happy with an oil spill the would make the Achille Lauro blush[/QUOTE]

The Achille Lauro was the ocean liner that was hijacked and a passenger murdered (thrown over the side) - the Exxon Valdez would have blushed at the amount of oil she used on you.

[QUOTE=Stressed Out]wow the Yoko Spa...one of the origionals. I used to go there from time to time. The women were all older but knew what they were doing. I actually got it all a few times. Of course it took a couple of times to get their trust....

Too bad they got busted......[/QUOTE]

Yoko is still there - it's just referred to on here as "1021" now since they've changed the name a couple of times since then.

Agree with Dan that the neighborhood is not the greatest. I only go in the daytime.

[QUOTE=Table Shower]Yoko is still there - it's just referred to on here as "1021" now since they've changed the name a couple of times since then.

Agree with Dan that the neighborhood is not the greatest. I only go in the daytime.[/QUOTE]

ok my mistake! I was thinking of another place. It was somewhere around exit 30. You took a left and went under a bridge and it was on the right. It was on the corner and there was a fenced in parking lot next to it. The ladies were older (40's) but not bad at what they did. They were closed down a good 5-6 years ago. Does anyone else remember the name?

I've been to Apple or 1021 and always had a great time with the ladies there.

[QUOTE=DaddysLookin]Visited yesterday and it was interesting.

First, its across the street from the Vet's office and for those who know the area, if you can believe it, its right next door to Ruggieri's Market.

Arrived mid afternoon and had to come back. Went to the coffee place across the street and came back 30 mins later, as instructed and was welcomed into the "spa. "

Two ladies there, Julie and Mimi, both mid 30's and OK shape. Julie seemed like more fun, so I thought I would give her a test drive. Both were not overly young looking, but, I was horny and curious about the place.

I am shown to the front room with the lovely sound effects from traffic on Atwood Ave. She asks me if I desire a shower and I mistakenly say yes. Off to the room, otherwise known as the bathroom with the lovely, quaint, folding plastic chair. I take one look at it and ask to remove it, which they did and then am showered by both of them while standing. Interesting.

Off to the room, and it seems I chose rightly. Julie was fun. I lay down, she works my back (good job) while I work her underwear down her legs. Why waste time? She laughs.

I flip very early and we get down to business. Apparently, this is a rub and tug place with benefits. Yes, after all this time, a new classification! She is working me while I am at the DATY buffet. I stop her and ask if I can mount her and she shakes head no. We continue for a little while until I shot. Clean up, back to back rub for another 30 mins or so. It was nice.

Thorough clean up at the end and help dressing, water, etc.

I paid the house $60 and the only discussion of money was the simple phrase before the action began asking if I was going to take care of her. I said yes. I did not know what to give at the end, so, I added $20 to the normal HR rate of $40, for a total gratuity of $60. She took it and did not even count it. I was welcomed back anytime.

Overall experience, 6/10. I will probably not return as I like them younger, but, they did try and I give them credit for that. They told me they were open for about 1 month and that things were generally dead. My only exception will be the "port in a storm" syndrome, as it is a full 5 mins from home. You can never discount the convenience factor. You park across the street and you car is lost at Ruggieri's parking lot. Nice touch. While you are there, you can always pick up some meat while YOUR meat gets worked next door![/QUOTE]

thanks for TOFTT. It doesn't sound all that bad for the investment. I'll give it a try next week and report if anything is different. Sounds like a good spot for a naked massage and HE while doing some daty. Since you got her underwear off I'm assuming that she got totally naked and you got some breast play also. Thanks again.

[QUOTE=Chipsahoy]Brothers-

I offer this as a simple resource tool for those enjoying the La Prov. hobby...
I have not been to all, so please do not construe the inclusion of businesses as any sort of recommendation or endorsement.

I have included addresses and phone numbers, and believe the map itself may be edited by all.

Enjoy![/QUOTE]


This is a great idea but your map and locations aren't there.

[QUOTE=Stressed Out]thanks for TOFTT. It doesn't sound all that bad for the investment. I'll give it a try next week and report if anything is different. Sounds like a good spot for a naked massage and HE while doing some daty. Since you got her underwear off I'm assuming that she got totally naked and you got some breast play also. Thanks again.[/QUOTE]I believe you can get anything you want, shy of home plate.

I repeat, only under the vague concept that a few of the AMP's may actually read this forum. PLEASE, we need YOUNG GOOD LOOKING AMP LADIES!

[QUOTE=Stressed Out]ok my mistake! I was thinking of another place. It was somewhere around exit 30. You took a left and went under a bridge and it was on the right. It was on the corner and there was a fenced in parking lot next to it. The ladies were older (40's) but not bad at what they did. They were closed down a good 5-6 years ago. Does anyone else remember the name?[/QUOTE]It was called East st. massage, with a red awning, This was my second parlor I went to. My first was the one in Conn. called Le club.

Apologies for the link to the created map not showing. I'm not sure if Jackson does not allow such attachments, or if I had screwed up the cut and paste.

So, I'm trying it again. If it survives, I hope you all will find it helpful. If not, it wasn't for want of effort.

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Hi, I'd like to share a Google Maps link with you.

Link: <http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=107508584505386363204.0004499222af3fe3afdb4&ll=41.849105,-71.403751&spn=0.060227,0.11673&z=13>

[QUOTE=Bubba261]The Achille Lauro was the ocean liner that was hijacked and a passenger murdered (thrown over the side) - the Exxon Valdez would have blushed at the amount of oil she used on you.[/QUOTE]Bubba,

Of course you're right. Thank you for the correction.

Despite being in the wake of a surprisingly bad time at my favorite R & T joint (and no doubt one too many PBRs), equating 42 minutes of wasted time at Lily's to 1985's horrific assault was not intended.

You are correct: It was the Valdez I was groping for.

My apologies.