Massage Parlor Reports

Does anyone have the scoop on this place which posted on CL?

It's a hard line which shows up near the Shenandoahs when I do a reverse look-up.


[quote]If you like receiving massages by Asian Therapists and you’ve tried many places; you have to give us a try. Regret is not in our vocabulary.
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I'm headed out for a week in NPC (No Pussy Country) for as long as the job lasts and decided to stop by Lotus to trim the sharp edges before I leave town. I hadn't been there for months but I must have an honest face. When I was asked, "Have you been here before" and said yes I got a big smile.

The TS was good, and when we got back to the room Mimi started a very nice soft massage. on the flip I found that roaming was perfectly acceptable. It was very enjoyable, but, in the end, it was just another NOVA R&T.

Its in Falls Church on Arlington Blvd (Rt.50).

I couldn't understand her well enough to get the exact number of the building.

I dunno what you mean about a hard line in the Shenendoahs?

[QUOTE=AKFourtySeven]
I dunno what you mean about a hard line in the Shenendoahs?[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the info. I'll post if I try it out. I was just trying to figure out if this was really a new place or just a repackaging of an old favorite (the perpetual Grand Opening).

What I meant by hard-line was I used a service to do a reverse phone number lookup and it came back as a land line (not a mobile phone) but had an address in the far western part of the state. I used another service later and it came back to a McLean address. So, based on your info, I guess that means that such services are useless :)

Well we all know that cell numbers are now portable.Are land line numbers portable too? There is a place called Pinetree Accupressure in Winchester. Reports are in Virginia Other. Maybe they moved down here?

Have been visiting a long time but don't get to post much. After a few less than stellar visits I decided to try some of the CL "independents" Although I've RTFF, I don't see any location to post information on these ladies. Is there a place to post these reports?

Hey Fellow Mongers,

Had a hankering for a rub down, and found myself around the Backlick area.

Angie met me at the door, and said only on lady, busy, can you come back in half hour. I asked who it was and she said Lisa...I said HELL YEAH Ill come back.

Went to McDs and had supper, came back and was led back to the room with the pretty red couch. Paid for 1/2 (.6) hour cuz funds are short (among other things)

Lisa came in and Angie was behind her, Angie tells Lisa...good customer, give him shower anyway! OK...I was surprised to say the least.

Lisa is prolly one of the best at Kim's. Very nice, pleasant and gives one hellava message. Flipped, roaming was allowed and got the standard NOVA.

Left .3 for the tip and Lisa even said no no too much for 1/2. I told her it was not too much for you!!

Oh yeah, paid for 1/2 and was in there for 50 min!! (I was only one there and no one came in while I was there)

Would I repeat...well yeah since this is the only one I have gone too and been there a few times!!! I would like to try some of the other places, but the reviews are far from good, si I will stick with Kim's for now.

On a side note, I will be off to Gulport/Biloxi area for the next month or so, the forum there is mighty slim, hope I can find something!

Stay Sober

Right off Rt. 1 in the strip mall with MVC Video near 234 & 95. I do not want to invite hate mail and I understand about leaving reports of experiences for others. My question comes because there used to be an Oasis Spa in Southern MD (La Plata) run by an older but very friendly Korean lady. She closed up shop, and I'm wondering if this is related. I searched the board and even though I have not contributed posts before (very few opportunities actually), I am a regular reader and appreciate the info and the community.

Thanks

Oasis is the old SooGuong Spa which became Smile.

I haven't been in there.

Last I heard, Smile was closed.Go visit and report back to the group.

I few days ago, I stopped by a private massage place. It has no name, and it's an office room rented out in the middle of a business plaza building. The service was so-so. The asian girl was in her 30s (I was told she was in her mid-20s.).

After the finish, I walked out and saw a 5.0 car sitting right there. As I walked in the direction of my car, the 5.0 car was following me from a distance. I then pretended in outward gesture that I forgot my car keys and ran back into the building. I waited for like 30 minutes sitting in the hallway. When I came out, the 5.0 car was gone.

Be careful, guys. Even the private ones are being staked out.

After reading some good reports, I went to give V&P a try.

Bad idea. I walked in and was greeted by Kim. At first I thought she was the m'msan. But then when I saw she was wearing biker shorts, I realized no such luck. Kim is probably pushing 50. She is probably old enough to be my mom.

I should have asked for another provider. But I didn't see or hear anyone else. She did a bad massage. And was asking me how I wanted her to massage me, the whole time. Of course she was so old, I was not trying to play any games w/ her or roam at all. So the end game, she asked if I wanted any more massage, I said, "no thank you" got dressed, left her $15 tip and walked out.

Upon walking out, I did see a more attractive younger provider (mid-30's). Oh well, so then I went to give Best a shot after reading reviews there.

After a bad experience at V&P (see prior post)

I moved on to Best, because of some of the good reports I had read.

I walked in and got a short chubby girl, so I asked for Candy. She went to get her, and although Candy was more attractive than chubs, she was a little old for my taste and looked like she had been through the ringer.

Candy didn't speak good english, she gave a decent TS and then a so-so massage.

Upon the flip, Candy went a little beyond the norm as she grabbed little johnson and started licking around that part of the anatomy. This licking ended with her sucking on the boys as if they were two fireballs.

It would've been nice if that had of continued but after that she proceeded w/ standard NOVA finish.

I gave her a $60 tip and she was happy w/ that.

[QUOTE=Jwwilli]Right off Rt. 1 in the strip mall with MVC Video near 234 & 95. I do not want to invite hate mail and I understand about leaving reports of experiences for others. My question comes because there used to be an Oasis Spa in Southern MD (La Plata) run by an older but very friendly Korean lady. She closed up shop, and I'm wondering if this is related. I searched the board and even though I have not contributed posts before (very few opportunities actually), I am a regular reader and appreciate the info and the community.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Visited a few months ago and will not repeat.

Now its standard NOVA style with older ladies not in shape and standard nova finish. I miss the old days :(

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]I few days ago, I stopped by a private massage place. It has no name, and it's an office room rented out in the middle of a business plaza building. The service was so-so. The asian girl was in her 30s (I was told she was in her mid-20s.).

After the finish, I walked out and saw a 5.0 car sitting right there. As I walked in the direction of my car, the 5.0 car was following me from a distance. I then pretended in outward gesture that I forgot my car keys and ran back into the building. I waited for like 30 minutes sitting in the hallway. When I came out, the 5.0 car was gone.

Be careful, guys. Even the private ones are being staked out.[/QUOTE]Sleeping Bag,

What county were you in?

I assume this "5.0" was county LE?

After venturing out and having so-so experiences, I decided to head back to old faithful, AT.

JoAnne or is it JoElle? was my practitioner again. She informed me that Kelly and Sue are "on vacation." I didn't get to see the new providers.

JoAnne provided me with a great NoVA experience.