Jess and mission to end the curse of the stanky cooch
Picked up jess on 33rd I believe it is behind the Speedway gas station. White, blonde, maybe in her late 20's early 30's. She had on a pink dress and small jean shorts. We settled on. 3 mario coins for some pipe cleaning. She had a nice shy attitude. Overall skills were pretty decent, the only problem was the horrendous odor from the land down under. I started grabbing her butt cheeks and she pulled down her small jean shorts with her ass facing the passenger window, and within seconds I could smell that horrible stench. The worse part is, when she was done, I swear the smell lingered on for like 15 seconds after she pulled up her shorts because it basically was hot boxing the car with the windows closed. I know for a fact she had to smell it but she didn't say anything and neither did I. Its one of the main things that I would say this one of the things that has continued over time that I have disliked about these girls, I saw that some guys on here have suggested maybe carrying with them some baby wipes and offering it to them. I may start doing that, the other thing I was thinking about and I would need your guys' help to just start spreading the word around, is to maybe just suggest to these girls to just go into a gas station or CVS / Walgreens and just wash off that stank with water and some soap at the sink every now and again. Either way, whether I start brining wipes or just start suggesting better hygeine, its going to be a little awkward to bring up. I have her digits if any seniors interested in trading digits pm me. Good luck and safe hunting.
Ahhhh, To be young again.
[QUOTE=CuriousPerv;3822171]It's late and I was heading home from a long road trip. I ended up on 54th and Haines and saw a hot skinny blonde in a tight dress kind of stumbling and stopped to asked if she needed a ride. She started yelling at me that I was the "PoPo and to Fuck Off" so I politely fucked off. On turning the corner there were three more girls. A young skinny brunette in a red dress with what looked like bandages on her calves, I'm guessing fresh tattoo work, and two more mature women both dirty blonde. I did a loop and by the time I got back only the curvy blonde was there. Her tits are huge! I asked if she needed a ride and she popped into my passenger seat and popped out her massive tits and said. "I'm Rene" She then directed me through a few streets and when we pulled up to a stop sign on back street the next thing I know my cock was in her mouth. I'm kind of freaking out and paranoid on the inside but enjoying everything. This is the first time I've ever picked a girl up. Still just stopped at a stop sign. Her head is fast and furious and getting me to the edge quick. I explode in her mouth and then she asks if a donation was all right? Whoa? That was crazy! She was really cool and nice and got me to where I needed to be. I gave her $40 and drove her back to her house where she said I could stop by anytime. Still in freak out mode and now paranoid praying I didn't pick up anything extra. I didn't really expect to get lucky or have the nerve to finally pull the trigger. She was pretty great.[/QUOTE]Happy mongering,
Tall.