Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Maithai;2386707]Just think, it takes about 30 posts to become a 'veteran', another 30 to get your own 'contacts / digits', and possibly another 30 posts to get on another mongers 'buddy' list. Ok, that's simple math, 90 massages x $100 (conservatively) = $9000. (Not including the gas to get to some of these far off the map fantasies.).

So, did you know with that money and a quarter of the time it took to reach the 'buddy' share status you could have visited a Tilted Kilt 100 times and tipped your favorite waitress handsomely each night (while making real friends at the bar) PLUS have a modest diamond ring waiting for her if she falls for you. Did you think about that yet? True man, good luck to you and all those who follow you.[/QUOTE]Yeah I doubt the waitresses at Tilted Kilt ever get hit on. And if you were to tip them well, they would probably fall head over heels for you since no one else probably does that- especially if you were significantly older than them. Sarcasm intended- get a clue.

Are any of the asian outcall numbers on backpage real? I [I]never[/I] get any hits when I call the most of the numbers.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;2386300][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/petite-fun-latina-dancer-body-to-body-mt-topless-well-reviewed-and-a-great-time/26271485[/URL]

Anyone been here? I've been looking at these girls for months and not sure I can hold out any longer.[/QUOTE]Go find out and report to the group! Good luck.

Coming to Chicago on Business Trip Next Month: Any information on this provider for Incall or Outcall?

VIP Pampering Five Star Authentic Sensual Massage by an Exquisite Asian Masseuse -.

Please call for schedule an appointment: 312.376. 7366. (outcall only).

Visit my web site at chicagomassage. [URL]webs.com[/URL].

Also any other recommendations for Asian providers or AMP's would be appreciated. Feel free to PM me. I.

Would be happy to return the favor if you are visiting the Raleigh / Durham / Triangle region.

Traderking1.

For my first review of this excellent provider, please check my post on the Lombard page with similar title. Sharing this one here because, well, it's worth the drive, IMHO.

Go see Happy at this place. Run, don't walk. I went twice in the last week. She is young (I'm guessing late 20's early 30's), Korean I believe; beautiful face, perfect slim little body, not a flaw on her anywhere. Gives an excellent massage (as AMPs go) as well as the extras you will be praying for when you get her alone. For me, she is dangerous to my financial well.

Being.

7 door, $. 2 FS. Call ahead; mms has been honest with me every time I call so far. Also I hear JoAnn is an excellent substitute if you can't see Happy. I also visited Lilly here and she will not disappoint either although not nearly as good a massage nor is she quite as white hot as Happy. OMG these perfect little thighs. I can't describe it.

She has mixed reviews on another site with most being not so good.

I would avoid this one.

[QUOTE=Traderking1;2388160]Coming to Chicago on Business Trip Next Month: Any information on this provider for Incall or Outcall?

VIP Pampering Five Star Authentic Sensual Massage by an Exquisite Asian Masseuse -.

Please call for schedule an appointment: 312.376. 7366. (outcall only).

Visit my web site at chicagomassage. [URL]webs.com[/URL].

Also any other recommendations for Asian providers or AMP's would be appreciated. Feel free to PM me. I.

Would be happy to return the favor if you are visiting the Raleigh / Durham / Triangle region.

Traderking1.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Maithai;2386707]Just think, it takes about 30 posts to become a 'veteran', another 30 to get your own 'contacts / digits', and possibly another 30 posts to get on another mongers 'buddy' list. Ok, that's simple math, 90 massages x $100 (conservatively) = $9000. (Not including the gas to get to some of these far off the map fantasies.).

So, did you know with that money and a quarter of the time it took to reach the 'buddy' share status you could have visited a Tilted Kilt 100 times and tipped your favorite waitress handsomely each night (while making real friends at the bar) PLUS have a modest diamond ring waiting for her if she falls for you. Did you think about that yet? True man, good luck to you and all those who follow you.[/QUOTE]You need to be on another site brother. Getting married to the "one" you find in the Kilt after a few years will cost you a lot more the 9 grand. I would have never married if I knew of the hobby before hand. Leave the remorse for your Christian buddies. LOL. Smh.

Happy is the one that wanted more money from your other review. Did she ask for more this time too?

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2388267]For my first review of this excellent provider, please check my post on the Lombard page with similar title. Sharing this one here because, well, it's worth the drive, IMHO.

Go see Happy at this place. Run, don't walk. I went twice in the last week. She is young (I'm guessing late 20's early 30's), Korean I believe; beautiful face, perfect slim little body, not a flaw on her anywhere. Gives an excellent massage (as AMPs go) as well as the extras you will be praying for when you get her alone. For me, she is dangerous to my financial well.

Being.

7 door, $. 2 FS. Call ahead; mms has been honest with me every time I call so far. Also I hear JoAnn is an excellent substitute if you can't see Happy. I also visited Lilly here and she will not disappoint either although not nearly as good a massage nor is she quite as white hot as Happy. OMG these perfect little thighs. I can't describe it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2388529]Happy is the one that wanted more money from your other review. Did she ask for more this time too?[/QUOTE]I can attest that Happy is gorgeous. I would say she is definitely in her 20's, beautiful, great hygiene, and very nice. She is definitely a keeper.

[QUOTE=Traderking1;2388160]Coming to Chicago on Business Trip Next Month: Any information on this provider for Incall or Outcall?

VIP Pampering Five Star Authentic Sensual Massage by an Exquisite Asian Masseuse -.

Please call for schedule an appointment: 312.376. 7366. (outcall only).

Visit my web site at chicagomassage. [URL]webs.com[/URL].

Also any other recommendations for Asian providers or AMP's would be appreciated. Feel free to PM me. I.

Would be happy to return the favor if you are visiting the Raleigh / Durham / Triangle region.

Traderking1.[/QUOTE]The reviews of her on another site weren't that good. Pics are not her, very limited menu, I believe others said that all the essential areas were hit but despite that many said they would not repeat. Probably best to try someone else. Good luck!

[QUOTE=Maithai;2386707]Just think, it takes about 30 posts to become a 'veteran', another 30 to get your own 'contacts / digits', and possibly another 30 posts to get on another mongers 'buddy' list. Ok, that's simple math, 90 massages x $100 (conservatively) = $9000. (Not including the gas to get to some of these far off the map fantasies.).

So, did you know with that money and a quarter of the time it took to reach the 'buddy' share status you could have visited a Tilted Kilt 100 times and tipped your favorite waitress handsomely each night (while making real friends at the bar) PLUS have a modest diamond ring waiting for her if she falls for you. Did you think about that yet? True man, good luck to you and all those who follow you.[/QUOTE]Being married for over 15 years I can attest to the fact that spending 9000 for the hobby will not even come close to the money spend on the wife. Plus if you stick to the hobby you'll be able to see your friends whenever you want. P.S. Why are divorces so expensive? They're WORTH it! LOL.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;2386300][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/petite-fun-latina-dancer-body-to-body-mt-topless-well-reviewed-and-a-great-time/26271485[/URL]

Anyone been here? I've been looking at these girls for months and not sure I can hold out any longer.[/QUOTE]Then this place definitely marked up their price. But I hope my guess is wrong.

I had an old post with information about a body rub joint in Bucktown. [URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2880-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=2143336#post2143336[/URL].

On Armitage seems like a new place toftt.

I called up around 6 pm yesterday and asked if they were busy. They told me "come in Honey come now " I melt when they 'honey" me.

Parking kind of so so. Walked in and greeted by pleasant lady that looked like a schoolteacher.

She pleasantly walked me into a room. Nice clean. A few minutes later a knock and in walks Michelle a

Little chunky and cute Asian , I tell her she looks like 16 years old ....25 she says with an amazing cute laughter coming from her.

Massage was very good with all area's messaged and my hands floated around pretty good with more cute laughter

coming from her and then the usual ending, and that's all that is given from her. Tipped her well and then she mentions

that she forgot to offer me table shower while apologizing, I said next time she says next time extra time

And on the way out you get that fabulous free bottled water and escorted to the door with a hug and off you go.

Another 2 ladies work here so I will be back to try the whole herd LOL and even maybe schoolteacher herself.

So far I would repeat.

(yes I am on the prowl again since my Jessica on 19 & OP closed up shop ,she should be getting a job somewhere soon )

Sun-Moon health center toftt. Last week.

Was a new listing on CL and very close to home I was curious bcs it

was residential. Mid aged a 5 pointer. Safe surroundings nice clean room.

But strictly straight good massage no extras.

Towel constantly on you even if you slip it off.

Great massage but would not repeat.

I Never tried the few places in Oak Park.

Which one should I try and which not?

Anybody. ?