Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RickyJames1;2156868]Been awhile since I've done an MP and I've said this before, I always lie on the table face up, totally nude or course, so when they come in they get the drift of why I'm there. Works pretty good for me for no draping, but due to a severe meltdown in quality (looks and service) and people on here tossing tons of cash down on the table to get what you could have for less thus spoiling these girls and ruining it for others I haven't been to one since last year. Tip table should be as follows:

Obviously there are variances with these prices and services due to her demeanor, hotness, GFE potential, massage quality, but this should be a guide. I shouldn't hear stories of people paying 200 or more to bang in an MP with 80 for the door fee so you're dropping nearly 300.[/QUOTE]Have to agree with you. I'll bet that I've hit 10-12 different AMPs. And some of them multiple times. Since re entering the game maybe 4 years ago, I rarely walk out of one anymore saying, "man, that was fucking great!" As a matter of fact, I can't even remember the last time I felt like I got value for what I laid out. Even IHOP. Even though Lou (now solo), Heidi and Jessica have been welcome, new faces and talents, I find that hour spent there has been getting shorter and shorter. The best thing about the AMPs for me, is that I'm not a make an appointment type. For to pick my spots as a walk in most of the time. And where a couple of places used to be very consistent for solid rub and tug (loved Cosmos for a period of time, and Shauwa's place for a long time), it just really doesn't seem to be happening anymore.

[QUOTE=Incognito007;2156531]Name: Jasmine.

Spot: Essence Spa.

Face: 7. 5/10.

Body: 5. 5/10.

Ethnicity: Latina.

Pics: Real.

Extras: Yes (might be YMMV).

Coin: $$.

Comments: Very sweet and easy to get along with. Pretty face. A little thicker than the pics suggest but she would look great if she dropped like 20 pounds. Fun provider. Great location and easy set up. Would repeat.

Link: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-and-indulge-in-a-toe-curlingexperienceayy-papilatina-waiting-to-fullfill-your-every-desire-23/10261597[/URL].[/QUOTE]Indeed, I have been to Essence Spa LLC, many times. Have sampled everything on the menu (Yes, Tatiana, The Jagster still loves you, baby! That includes the young, delicious, "innocent", curvy Latina, Jasmine. I promised Essence management that I would NOT provide details of their stable of "sexually deviant" beauties (that was for you, my cock crazed "Deziah" LOL).

So, feel free to PM me, brother and I will try to assist you in "getting your Jag Coin's" worth, from the cock hungry cervix's at Essence Spa, LLC.

Jag.

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Had a dream with Wendy at SSOBT. Was incredible from the body rub to the table shower, it was excellent took her time and we seemed to click. Very open menu, can give more details. Only my 2nd dream ever. Will repeat.

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[QUOTE=RickyJames1;2156868]Been awhile since I've done an MP and I've said this before, I always lie on the table face up, totally nude or course, so when they come in they get the drift of why I'm there. Works pretty good for me for no draping, but due to a severe meltdown in quality (looks and service) and people on here tossing tons of cash down on the table to get what you could have for less thus spoiling these girls and ruining it for others I haven't been to one since last year. Tip table should be as follows:

No HJ = ZERO.

HJ poor = 20.

HJ good, standard, light roaming with hand up skirt, caressing boobs, squeezing ass, etc = 40.

HJ lots of roaming, fingering, boobs, she is naked, awesome time = 60.

BBBJ = 80.

CBJ = go back to HJ since CBJ is stupid.

Sex = 100.

Obviously there are variances with these prices and services due to her demeanor, hotness, GFE potential, massage quality, but this should be a guide. I shouldn't hear stories of people paying 200 or more to bang in an MP with 80 for the door fee so you're dropping nearly 300.[/QUOTE]RJ I agree with your tipping schedule except even for bad I will give 40.

In fact have never tipped more than 120 ever. Usually works out especially on repeat visits when you have built rapport. For sure I have missed out sometimes because of my reluctance to pay more but on balance it works out just fine plus allows you to increase visits to weekly.

Think it helps to build rapport and be nice. I have the cash to spare but feel when you add in house fees your recommendations are right on. Sure they want more, can't blame them for that or if some gents feel like tossing more coin.

Not for nothing but love watching the early morning Open coverage.

Good second post, but to help us (or me) lazy fucks out, how about posting a link if possible?

Keep charging, thanks.

JC.

[QUOTE=Bruiserman;2157146]Had a dream with Wendy at SSOBT. Was incredible from the body rub to the table shower, it was excellent took her time and we seemed to click. Very open menu, can give more details. Only my 2nd dream ever. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]

Cheyanne: 5-5/130. Br / br. Body: 8. 75/10. Some tats. Great tits and ass! Jag's Hygiene rating: 10/10. My dear God! Cheyanne is so fucking beautiful, alluring, enticing and sexy that she should be in the movies. (Mainstream, not porn. Well, that's for PM only, LOL). Cheyanne is also very bright, personable and articulate. I have known "Chey" for well over 2 years. Gentlemen, take a very close look at Cheyanne's cheekbones, jawline and those fucking lips! Holy shit! Ummmm, Aaahhhhhh, oooohhhhhhhh, yeeaaaaaaah! Yes, Gentlemen, indeed, The Jagster has "been there", many, many times. Cheyanne's "vector perfect" facial lines are exquisitely formed with all "vector" lines meeting "seamlessly" in a flawless "tapestry" and "menagerie" of beauty, sensuality, and deep, smoldering feminine desire. When Cheyanne gazes up into your eyes during one of her "signature rubs", you feel as though you are in a sensual "kaleidoscope" of passion, lust and "concupiscent" carnality. Cheyanne has given me some of the best nude BTB's that I have ever had in this business. Ever. Watching her "squirt" during our many "sac depleting", intense MM sessions are the stuff "wet dreams" are made of! Seriously, my dear and lovely Cheyanne has always made The Jagster feel as though I am the only man in the world and she dedicates her full efforts to making sure I am exquisitely satisfied in every conceivable way. Many times I told "Chey" that she should be a movie star. Indeed, there is no question that Cheyanne is easily among the most beautiful and classy women in this business. Frankly, I can't think of any woman more beautiful than her. IMHO. As far as her rubs are concerned, Cheyanne does a great job at making sure your session is all about "you" and your satisfaction. She is a complete and total woman who knows how to please a man. Her nude BTB are absolutely "off the charts" hot and sexy. Guys, run, don't walk, to see Cheyanne. Just don't fucking trip over the fucking rug in the "waiting area" LOL.

Gentlemen,

I had the distinct pleasure of seeing the sexy and gorgeous Ruby at Sweet Elite recently. Per Sweet Elite management, I have left out details. But, this review should help you guys out.

Ruby: Latina mix. 5-5/120. Light brown hair and hazel eyes (I think LOL). Body: 8/10. Jag's Hygiene rating: 10/10. And oh, my goodness! What a stunning, illuminating, brilliant, captivating, incandescent and sparkling smile my lovely Ruby has!! When Ruby smiles, the whole room lights up with her "glowing radiance" and warmth! Indeed, gentlemen, I believe Ruby may be one of the most outgoing, dynamic, effervescent, convivial and genuinely sweet ladies in the rub business! Somehow I was a stupid fucking idiot and missed out on this gorgeous Latina hottie while she was at MBS. I had a smoking hot session with her at Elite not too long ago (along with a separate, smoking hot 4 hand rub with Kim, no too long after that) and she fucking knocked my socks off with her lovely and beautiful nude BTB. Ruby's "overt" sensuality is among the best I that have EVER experienced. The more I see Ruby, the more I like her. I sincerely mean that, from the bottom of my SWOLLEN ball sac. Ruby is truly a sweet, caring, tender and loving young woman who does not have a bad bone in her sexy little, young body. I almost fell in love with her during our session!! That is how hot, sexy and genuine she is. Gentlemen, Ruby will make you fall in love with her.

Well, at least for 30 or 60 minutes. LOL.

Total Jag Coin: 180/60 minutes.

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2157264]Good second post, but to help us (or me) lazy fucks out, how about posting a link if possible?

Keep charging, thanks.

JC.[/QUOTE]My guess is Spa Serenity.

Gentlemen,

Recently, I had the pleasure of seeing another one of the beautiful and talented ladies of Sweet Elite. Here is my review of Kim. I forgot to post the links for Cheyanne and Ruby. My apologies. I have included them here.

Kim: Where do I start with Kim? Where the fuck do I start with this, sexually intense rapacious, salacious and lubricious "cock master". LOL 5-5/115. Br / br. Body8/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10. Gentlemen, if any woman defines the meaning of "irrefutable sexual desire", it would be the smolderingly sexy AND unabashedly, sexually ravenous Kim! There is absolutely NO bullshit with this gorgeous 100% "Jag tested" woman. I have been with over 2,000 providers / civilian women in my life (yes, that is a lot and The Jag can verify it) and gentlemen, NO ONE can surpass Kim's raw, feminine sexual prowess. No one. Now, that's saying something, my brothers! Now to be fair, some providers have equaled Kim's raw sexuality, such as Cheyanne, but, no one has surpassed it. The instant I met this young Latina mix, I knew my cock and I were going to be in for a very special "Jag treat". My God! When the sultry Kim came out of the back room of Elite to, "offer herself" up to The Jag (as they all do, LOL), I fucking swear her eyes peered directly into my mutha fucking soul! Seriously: We immediately locked into a huge hug and embracing kiss (Sorry, Venus / Honey, as you had to witness that and got extremely pissed. But next time, babycakes, please, DON'T throw the furniture around. Lololol). Kim and I hit it off IMMEDIATELY and we carried it into our "off the charts" DNA mixing, sexually depraved, nude BTB session. Wow! Kim is sexy and vivacious in every conceivable way. She truly, truly is. Kim is also very intelligent, engaging, articulate, "spontaneous" and "accommodating". Kim thoroughly and "eagerly "understands the "functional operating components" of the male anatomy, if you will, and Kim does her very best to make sure that you leave your session with "weak knees", a depleted nut sac and BIG fucking smile on your face.

Total Jag Coin: 180/60 minutes.

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Gentlemen,

I recently visited with the beautiful and truly "innocent" (well, that is until she met The Jag) Monroe and I can tell you that this gorgeous Ebony beauty is a sight to behold. She really is!

Here is my review:

Monroe: Stunning, gorgeous, "innocent" Ebony gal! 5-4/125. Br / br. Body: 9/10. Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10.

Gentlemen, I reviewed this "innocent" (well, maybe not so much anymore, after her encounter with The Jag) young lady a month or so ago in a tribute to the lovely and beautiful African American providers in Orlando. I also reviewed Jade from MBS in the same review. When I first met Monroe at Elite I was immediately "awestruck" by her beauty, "innocence" and stunning good looks. My God! Monroe's fine, fine, fine ass tasted sooooooooo fucking good and sweet. When she bends over, Monroe's ass points almost directly at the ceiling! Dear Sheeezus! What an awesome "split" she has. You can put Monroe in a sexy little cheerleader outfit and this sexy Ebony co-ed will rock your world! Our nude BTB session was very sexually intense, highly erotic and most memorable! She was all over my powerful Jag body and Jag stick with such debased sexuality and licentiousness, that it seemed like we were the main actors in a porn movie. My God! We were locked into a world of twisted flesh, depravity, replete with moans and groans (for The Jag "bone") and lots of bodily fluids! Monroe takes direction extremely well and I was thoroughly and completely satisfied in EVERY possible way with this hot young, "co-ed" babe.

Total Jag Coin: 180/30 minutes. Will definitely repeat.

JaguarXF.

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So after seeing your post and link to the very lovely Mel,I contacted her via her BP ad (email) described myself and asked her if she provides a HE to her massage, and if she does to please contact me and I will call for an appointment. She responded quickly in email, Yes! Then asked when would I like to book, and gave her #. So I will try to book in a couple weeks, already have a provider date set up for next week, so need to clear time the following.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2156791]Hey brother BL333. I don't know how your convo went down but as one of the biggest "hitters" on the Board, you know providers rarely, rarely tell you about any extras over the phone or via text. You know that. In case it is LE they are speaking with, they do not want to "implicate" themselves in a possible "sting" operation.

My guess is, she will fuck, or suck or do something "extra" merely based upon the price of the massage. These gals are not stupid (Well, maybe Missy at Healing Hands, LOL) They know when they posts ad on CL or BP that they are going to get some twisted, perverted (Barolo, you can come out of the corner now! LOL) and licentious, men like us as clients! LOL.

"Mel" told me that she would do a nude BTB massage with me for 130 for one hour. This is the same Mel that Barolo saw a long time ago. I still need to see her! She fucking called me a texted me with the past week or so asking The Jag to come see her. WTF? Maybe Mel is ready to "deliver the goods". We'll see.

So, BL333 maybe you should check this gal out and see what she REALLY will do for the 180. If you do that and you have no success, then, I will give her a shot and see what I can do.

JaguarXF.

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Gentlemen,

By now you must know that I "ran through" ALL of the girls of Sweet Elite in a very short period of time. That is how The Jag rolls. When a new spa opens up, I "taste" all the girls on the menu, wait a couple of weeks or so and then post my reviews. So, forgive me if the I load up the Board with these reviews. As always, The Jag is all about sharing good Intel regarding the lustful and cock hungry providers in Orlando.

Melani: Mixed gal. 5-6/120. Br / br. Body: 9. 5/10! Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10. Melani is "fresh new meat" at Elite. Gentlemen, let me say this: Melani has one of the FINEST, and I mean finest, ASSES I have ever seen on a provider: EVER. Melani's tight little ass definitely is included in Jag's "Pantheon" of Best Provider Asses". Melani is a bit shy at first, but, when, she gets comfortable with you, good times will be on the menu! Her fucking body is truly amazing and totally ball draining! Her skin is soooooooo very soft and warm. Her lips (ahem, yes, both sets) are so very soft and enticing. Melani can talk dirty with the best of them, too! Our nude BTB session was soooooooo fucking hot and erotic that I would have extended it to one hour, but I had to leave to fuck another provider (Ava, I believe it was, as I had already fucked Lisa and Julie) at Salt Spa on Lee Road, so I could not stay. LOL. Melani is also so very beautiful in every way imaginable. She is young, tender, soft, "innocent", alluring, sensual and will do everything she can to make your experience a memorable one.

Total Jag Coin: 180/30 minutes. Will absolutely repeat.

Rose: American Gal. 5-6/120. BL / BL. Body: 8/10. Nice long legs! Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10. Rose is a very sweet, pretty and sexy gal. Her beauty is that of an "esoteric", if you will, beauty that is unique and "intertwining". Rose loves dirty talk as well. Her fair, oooohhhh, aaahhhhhh, sooooo smooth "porcelain "skin and "innocent" look (love those braces baby!) make her one of the more "UTR" rub gals in the business. Rose really gets into her session and she made me feel so very special in every way conceivable. The way she got close to my body with her warm, tender co-ed flesh made my cock get as hard as it has ever been. Her sexy "cooing" incantations drove me fucking crazy as she "cooed" in my ear with her sexy feminine voice. Rose takes "direction" very well, too. Rose is very friendly, intelligent, engaging and provides a unique "tactical paradigm" while doing her Rub. Gentlemen, I guarantee that Rose will make sure you are totally happy and satisfied with your session with her. I also had a very, very, very sexy and sensual 4 hand rub with Rose and Cheyanne and it was a "work of art". My "explosion" was "off the charts" and among the best threesomes I have ever had.

Total Jag Coin: 200/30 minutes. Will definitely repeat.

JaguarXF.

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[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2156791]Hey brother BL333. I don't know how your convo went down but as one of the biggest "hitters" on the Board, you know providers rarely, rarely tell you about any extras over the phone or via text. You know that. In case it is LE they are speaking with, they do not want to "implicate" themselves in a possible "sting" operation.

My guess is, she will fuck, or suck or do something "extra" merely based upon the price of the massage. These gals are not stupid (Well, maybe Missy at Healing Hands, LOL) They know when they posts ad on CL or BP that they are going to get some twisted, perverted (Barolo, you can come out of the corner now! LOL) and licentious, men like us as clients! LOL.

"Mel" told me that she would do a nude BTB massage with me for 130 for one hour. This is the same Mel that Barolo saw a long time ago. I still need to see her! She fucking called me a texted me with the past week or so asking The Jag to come see her. WTF? Maybe Mel is ready to "deliver the goods". We'll see.

So, BL333 maybe you should check this gal out and see what she REALLY will do for the 180. If you do that and you have no success, then, I will give her a shot and see what I can do.

JaguarXF.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=6798166&image=9478865[/URL][/QUOTE]Hi there brother Jag. My days are over toftt. Not up for the hope and pray. You know, the hail mary. LOL.

Now if you would be willing to loan me the $180, I promise I will reimburse you. LOL I know you have the coinage, that $180 would be a drop in the bucket for you.