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[QUOTE=TheCheese;2101490]I have been following this forum for a bit of time and gentlemen it is invaluable. Your postings are helpful in avoiding major issues and getting to good providers.

I have finally took the plunge and dipped my 'toe' as to speak in the water and thought I would post my experiences.

Saw Nicole. Good experience, not the girl in the pictures (when are they ever? Mechanical and business like but still a nice girl. $1.5 h but it was more like push you out as soon as you've finished.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/better-than-the-rest-23/10317446[/URL]

Saw Isabelle. Very good. She is definitely the girl in the pictures but her face just doesn't go with her body and you may need to add 10 yrs to her posted age. $2 hh. Would recommend as she is very easy going and relaxed.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/leaving-exotic-latin-model-from-venezuela-new-recent-pics-awesome-reviews-leaving-tomorrow-6pm-23/9817120[/URL]

Saw Lilly. Definitely not the girl in the pictures. Shows a bit of wear and tear, etc but an ok experience. Bit rushed but a sweet girl. $2 h.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-real-ot-exy-petite-asianbarbie-ready-4-you-nurumassage100-satisfaction-23/10352848[/URL]

The main reason for this post is to warn you guys about this one. It all looked TGTBT but I thought what the hell, I'll give it a go. There was a video and it all looked good. The area is not the greatest place a lot of shady looking characters hanging about. She directed me to her incall apartment and was watching me drive in and telling me where to park which I found a bit odd. She told me to come upstairs and that the door would be open, so I went in and the whole room was in darkness. She was in the bedroom waiting completely undressed and again complete darkness. Walked in and dropped the contribution $2 and at that point I just about managed to see through the darkness that it was actually a TS so I ran out as fast as I could. Without looking back.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-super-sexy-killer-body-bombshell-24/10409108[/URL]

You have been warned!

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]In the last link the "what you see is what you get maybe MORE but never less " is that a warning shot / red flag or just a coincidence?? There was "something" similar posting in Ocala with the word TOP in the ad. Are there obvious words that mean avoid at all costs? Run Forest Run.

Like a lot of other regular member, I've been following this forum for a while and thought it was time to contribute, even though it was a bad experience. I've used the positive reports to my advantage (Joy / Kat / Sabrina), and had great times with all of them. I should have stayed with the known good providers, but strayed and paid for it.

I 'branched-out' with Pricilla who only had one TER review. Even though there were no USA reviews, the TER review was positive and she looked like a winner. Turned out she was really the girl in the pic, but she was all talk and no action. After greeting me at the door in a nice looking dress, she led me to her bedroom and asked me to put the donation on the dresser. Then the misery began. She started talking, and talking, and talking. I didn't want to piss her, so I just sat there listening, trying to give little hints, but not having the balls to say 'When we going to start!' After watching the clock spin for 40 minutes (not making that up, there was a clock on the wall) she finally said 'ok, I'm ready'. A little awkward but I was ready to see what was under the dress. Her body was a little chunky, but not too bad and I was getting excited. But it was short-lived. When I tried to touch her, she said 'No touching'. WTF? We discussed FS over the phone, but she didn't remember it that way. She said she do a CBJ, and that was it. If I could've, I would've gone thru with it, but I was just not in the mood anymore. Got up, dressed, and left. Pd 1.8 for the hr, and walked away with nothing. Except being a little smarter.

Maybe she was just having a bad day, but I doubt someone like her could ever have a good day. She was too scatter-brain and seemed to have some emotional issues. YMMV but I learned my lesson... Look for more than a one-review provider.

Her link: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amazing-hot-blonde-beauty-100-natural-36/10236000[/URL].

[QUOTE=TheCheese;2101490]I have been following this forum for a bit of time and gentlemen it is invaluable. Your postings are helpful in avoiding major issues and getting to good providers.

I have finally took the plunge and dipped my 'toe' as to speak in the water and thought I would post my experiences.

Saw Nicole. Good experience, not the girl in the pictures (when are they ever? Mechanical and business like but still a nice girl. $1.5 h but it was more like push you out as soon as you've finished.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/better-than-the-rest-23/10317446[/URL]

Saw Isabelle. Very good. She is definitely the girl in the pictures but her face just doesn't go with her body and you may need to add 10 yrs to her posted age. $2 hh. Would recommend as she is very easy going and relaxed.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/leaving-exotic-latin-model-from-venezuela-new-recent-pics-awesome-reviews-leaving-tomorrow-6pm-23/9817120[/URL]

Saw Lilly. Definitely not the girl in the pictures. Shows a bit of wear and tear, etc but an ok experience. Bit rushed but a sweet girl. $2 h.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-real-ot-exy-petite-asianbarbie-ready-4-you-nurumassage100-satisfaction-23/10352848[/URL]

The main reason for this post is to warn you guys about this one. It all looked TGTBT but I thought what the hell, I'll give it a go. There was a video and it all looked good. The area is not the greatest place a lot of shady looking characters hanging about. She directed me to her incall apartment and was watching me drive in and telling me where to park which I found a bit odd. She told me to come upstairs and that the door would be open, so I went in and the whole room was in darkness. She was in the bedroom waiting completely undressed and again complete darkness. Walked in and dropped the contribution $2 and at that point I just about managed to see through the darkness that it was actually a TS so I ran out as fast as I could. Without looking back.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-super-sexy-killer-body-bombshell-24/10409108[/URL]

You have been warned!

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Sorry about your bad experience at the end. Ivonna I knew was a tgirl from my south Florida trips. She goes by ivana diamonds or something I think.

[QUOTE=Garret;2101126][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/daddys-lil-big-girl-19/9722993[/URL]

Called Rachelle around 2 am after being stood up by leah#1 and leah#2 which are both reviewed in my previous post. Did the basic chit chat on the phone explained how my night had gone and settled on a donation amount and time. She was just heading back to her place after getting a late night snack. Said she would be happy to meet and she would be ready as quick as possible. Arrived on time, letting her know that I was there. Quick response back saying she was still getting everything tidied up and she would need a few more min. Did a drive around the place 2 x and walk around 1 x while waiting, just to check the place out. She got back to me pretty quick saying she was ready, to head on up and that is where the dream begins. I arrived at the door and there she was standing in a cute short red dress like in the picture where she is laying on the bed. Pics in here posting are real. She looked better in person than in the pics. Went into the bedroom and had some small talk before getting down to business. Had a good size bruise on her arm and leg which she says she got from falling out of a tree. I wasnt going to ask questions so just let it go. She is super petite. Started out with a CBJ and I immediately asked about BBBJ and was told that everything is covered always because you can never be to careful. After starting with the CBJ was told that it would need to be MISH because of her bruises. I wasnt going to complain after the night I had already had. She is super flexible. Didn't have lube and had to finish CBJ. $ for 1/2. Not a clock watcher at all, went over our agreed upon time. Very friendly and attentive. Would repeat if I had stayed another night. Even got a message from her after getting back to my hotel wishing me a good night and a safe trip home. Would rate the dream a 8/10.[/QUOTE]Yeah I reviewed this one a few weeks ago and had a similar experience. I can't recall her reason for preferring MISH but it definitely was not do to bruises. Who knows what the real truth is but either way she's a very nice provider. I wish more providers had an attitude like hers! Another monger on here says greek is on the menu with her but I did not try.

[QUOTE=TheCheese;2101490]I have been following this forum for a bit of time and gentlemen it is invaluable. Your postings are helpful in avoiding major issues and getting to good providers.


The main reason for this post is to warn you guys about this one. It all looked TGTBT but I thought what the hell, I'll give it a go. There was a video and it all looked good. The area is not the greatest place a lot of shady looking characters hanging about. She directed me to her incall apartment and was watching me drive in and telling me where to park which I found a bit odd. She told me to come upstairs and that the door would be open, so I went in and the whole room was in darkness. She was in the bedroom waiting completely undressed and again complete darkness. Walked in and dropped the contribution $2 and at that point I just about managed to see through the darkness that it was actually a TS so I ran out as fast as I could. Without looking back.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-super-sexy-killer-body-bombshell-24/10409108[/URL]

You have been warned!

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Damn bro thanks for the warning! That would have caused some serious conflict with some other mongers I know!! As for me I would of probably just walked away grossed out.

[QUOTE=Garret;2101126][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/daddys-lil-big-girl-19/9722993[/URL]

Called Rachelle around 2 am after being stood up by leah#1 and leah#2 which are both reviewed in my previous post. Did the basic chit chat on the phone explained how my night had gone and settled on a donation amount and time. She was just heading back to her place after getting a late night snack. Said she would be happy to meet and she would be ready as quick as possible. Arrived on time, letting her know that I was there. Quick response back saying she was still getting everything tidied up and she would need a few more min. Did a drive around the place 2 x and walk around 1 x while waiting, just to check the place out. She got back to me pretty quick saying she was ready, to head on up and that is where the dream begins. I arrived at the door and there she was standing in a cute short red dress like in the picture where she is laying on the bed. Pics in here posting are real. She looked better in person than in the pics. Went into the bedroom and had some small talk before getting down to business. Had a good size bruise on her arm and leg which she says she got from falling out of a tree. I wasnt going to ask questions so just let it go. She is super petite. Started out with a CBJ and I immediately asked about BBBJ and was told that everything is covered always because you can never be to careful. After starting with the CBJ was told that it would need to be MISH because of her bruises. I wasnt going to complain after the night I had already had. She is super flexible. Didn't have lube and had to finish CBJ. $ for 1/2. Not a clock watcher at all, went over our agreed upon time. Very friendly and attentive. Would repeat if I had stayed another night. Even got a message from her after getting back to my hotel wishing me a good night and a safe trip home. Would rate the dream a 8/10.[/QUOTE]LMAO over that one. Experienced mongers know exactly why the bruises are there. They aren't from a pimp, either.

[QUOTE=BigTaxKahuna1;2098951]I had a nice visit with Mariah. She is visiting from Tampa and will probably be in town for a while. She has some reviews on the Tampa board under the backpage section. She is the girl in the photos. Very easy to schedule with. Mariah met me in the parking lot and walked me to her room. The location was safe. She looks cuter in person, in my opinion. Seems to enjoy the session and worked hard to make sure that I was satisfied with our time together. LFK, BBBJ, multiple positions Reasonable donation.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/touch-me-spank-me-pull-my-hair-dont-miss-out-while-im-here-30/10480507[/URL][/QUOTE]I met with Mariah yesterday after attempts to coordinate with sweet stuff failed. I must concur with what's been said. 2 call and got room " super sweet and takes her time. Nice conversation and excellent BBBJ then moved to FIV and finger roll clit till she O'd finish CG cleaned up and chatted for awhile. I would def repeat.

[QUOTE=Tinyt;2102023]I met with Mariah yesterday after attempts to coordinate with sweet stuff failed. I must concur with what's been said. 2 call and got room " super sweet and takes her time. Nice conversation and excellent BBBJ then moved to FIV and finger roll clit till she O'd finish CG cleaned up and chatted for awhile. I would def repeat.[/QUOTE]LOL my attempt with sweet stuff failed too but it wasn't her fault. We are going to make it happen one of these days sweet stuff.

BG111.

I have to say I was absolutely sold on the pictures in this ad, but was hoping to verify that this provider isn't TGTBT, not being in O-town, it is a long drive for disappointment.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/local-blonde-best-in-orlando-booty-lovers-paradise-killing-the-competition-24/9805850[/URL]

I searched this forum and the escort forum on the provider's name and only found discussions about other girls with a similar handle, nothing about her. I'd appreciate anyone who can vouch that this girl is legit.

Thanks in Advance.

[QUOTE=ElJefeGrande;2102163]I have to say I was absolutely sold on the pictures in this ad, but was hoping to verify that this provider isn't TGTBT, not being in O-town, it is a long drive for disappointment.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/local-blonde-best-in-orlando-booty-lovers-paradise-killing-the-competition-24/9805850[/URL]

I searched this forum and the escort forum on the provider's name and only found discussions about other girls with a similar handle, nothing about her. I'd appreciate anyone who can vouch that this girl is legit.

Thanks in Advance.[/QUOTE]...are not good. The digits brings up ads for Harley Quinn with pics of a similarly sized lady but not the same one. If it turns out she's for real, I'll race with you to get through her door first because. That azz, those perky breasts and clean feet to boot? I'm fantasizing that she can cook and drive a riding mower too.

[QUOTE=ElJefeGrande;2102163]I have to say I was absolutely sold on the pictures in this ad, but was hoping to verify that this provider isn't TGTBT, not being in O-town, it is a long drive for disappointment.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/local-blonde-best-in-orlando-booty-lovers-paradise-killing-the-competition-24/9805850[/URL]

I searched this forum and the escort forum on the provider's name and only found discussions about other girls with a similar handle, nothing about her. I'd appreciate anyone who can vouch that this girl is legit.

Thanks in Advance.[/QUOTE]Jefe, I can't give you any feed back beyond this little tid bit. Check out her twin sister. It's amazing isn't it? Imagine the world were you could actually have both at the same time.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/blonde-stunner-xprinc-yu-wnt-frgt-fetish-friendly-a-must-see-23/10429141[/URL]

Wow now that would be a Fantasy... Imagine if you could have an exact twin of your ATF. Who would you guys want to clone? LOL.

[URL]https://twitter.com/madisonlain[/URL]

[QUOTE=ElJefeGrande;2102163]I have to say I was absolutely sold on the pictures in this ad, but was hoping to verify that this provider isn't TGTBT, not being in O-town, it is a long drive for disappointment.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/local-blonde-best-in-orlando-booty-lovers-paradise-killing-the-competition-24/9805850[/URL]

I searched this forum and the escort forum on the provider's name and only found discussions about other girls with a similar handle, nothing about her. I'd appreciate anyone who can vouch that this girl is legit.

Thanks in Advance.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for sparing me the..

Drive, disappoint, and probably entrapment-heavy arrest.

[QUOTE=TheCheese;2101490]I have been following this forum for a bit of time and gentlemen it is invaluable. Your postings are helpful in avoiding major issues and getting to good providers.

I have finally took the plunge and dipped my 'toe' as to speak in the water and thought I would post my experiences.

Saw Nicole. Good experience, not the girl in the pictures (when are they ever? Mechanical and business like but still a nice girl. $1.5 h but it was more like push you out as soon as you've finished.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/better-than-the-rest-23/10317446[/URL]

Saw Isabelle. Very good. She is definitely the girl in the pictures but her face just doesn't go with her body and you may need to add 10 yrs to her posted age. $2 hh. Would recommend as she is very easy going and relaxed.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/leaving-exotic-latin-model-from-venezuela-new-recent-pics-awesome-reviews-leaving-tomorrow-6pm-23/9817120[/URL]

Saw Lilly. Definitely not the girl in the pictures. Shows a bit of wear and tear, etc but an ok experience. Bit rushed but a sweet girl. $2 h.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-real-ot-exy-petite-asianbarbie-ready-4-you-nurumassage100-satisfaction-23/10352848[/URL]

The main reason for this post is to warn you guys about this one. It all looked TGTBT but I thought what the hell, I'll give it a go. There was a video and it all looked good. The area is not the greatest place a lot of shady looking characters hanging about. She directed me to her incall apartment and was watching me drive in and telling me where to park which I found a bit odd. She told me to come upstairs and that the door would be open, so I went in and the whole room was in darkness. She was in the bedroom waiting completely undressed and again complete darkness. Walked in and dropped the contribution $2 and at that point I just about managed to see through the darkness that it was actually a TS so I ran out as fast as I could. Without looking back.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-super-sexy-killer-body-bombshell-24/10409108[/URL]

You have been warned!

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Indeed, I think 99% of us would have bolted, "post haste", from that, ahem, "anomalous" situation. Hey, as VS says, we all have our "kink", if you will. Though, that "genre" of "kink" is a bit "afield" of the desires of the men on this great Board.

Curious. Were you able to grab back your Jag Coin on the way out? LOL. It sucks if you lost your money. That seemed like a bad experience all the way around.

Would they call that "buyer's remorse"?

Again, welcome brother TheCheese to our great USASG fraternity of pussy hungry men. If I can be of assistance to you in any way, please, PM me.

JaguarXF.

I escaped for a little while and really wanted a dream. Had seen this on BP.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/247-gentlemans-choice-no-hands-body-rubs-kisime-34747-joanie-727-326-2273-39/10485224[/URL]

Got hold of Shayn and she talked me into a session with both of them Buck and a half. Got to their motel and was met by Shayn. Both of them look just like the pictures. They are not waifs for sure but they both have great bodies. Took care of the preliminaries and Joanie started a back massage. Joanie is hyper to say the least. I skipped the rest of the body massage and flipped. Joanie put on a cover and started a CBJ, had me hard in no time as I was kissing Shayn and sucking on her tits while fingering her pussy. They were both sopping wet. Kept going from Joanies tits to her very tight pussy with my fingers. Shayn was breathing very hard as I rubbed and fingered her. Shayn then started on the CBJ and she is very sensual. I was knuckle deep in pussies and really enjoying both of them. Joanie then jumped on cowgirl and yes she is tight and she started bouncing up and down like a woman possessed. What a view of those big tits bouncing all while Shayn rode min fingers and kept kissing and giving those deep gutteral moans. Joanie wore herself out and then Shayn took over with her hands and some really nice lube. Joanie wanted me to cum on her tits and Shayn is very good at handling a johnson. With my fingers in them both and Joanies tits rubbing the head as Shayn stroked I blew a big load all over Joanie's tits. I swear with these two going at me my cock grew an extra inch and when I came it was super intense. They cleaned me up and bade me goodbye with some kisses. These gals are from north of Tampa and I would suggest them as a great time for the coin while they are here in O town.

[QUOTE=ElJefeGrande;2102325]Thanks for sparing me the..

Drive, disappoint, and probably entrapment-heavy arrest.[/QUOTE]Can LE use that last picture on entrapment.