Sissy Chriisy is whining like a little girl AGAIN
[QUOTE=Chris5;2480474]I personally have reached out and offered MY personal advice to help these foolish mongers and every fucking time my hand is slapped away!!
[/QUOTE]You would THINK someone could take a HINT.
Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result, is the definition of Insanity! But then we already knew our little GAY DOUCHE BAG was such an IDIOT! CTFU!
If you'd stop trying to put your hand down every mongers pants, maybe it wouldn't get slapped away.
Next time, save your energy and go give your Sermon to Grandma Swaggs, because she is the only one listening! CTFU!
Sissy Chrissy, that's all you got?
[QUOTE=Chris5;2481187]Gary you continue to whine like a little girl!! Why don't you put me on IGNORE you GAY MIDGET!! I am 1000 percent convinced that you are GAY! I have many GAY friends and I have no problem with that Gary. The problem I have is you refuse to admit you are a gay midget! What no weird photo today you IDIOT! I really am getting bored with you MIDGET!!
Smh.[/QUOTE]That's all you got, Sissy Chrissy? Just more of the same whining like the little girl that you are?
Put you on ignore? Hell, [U]NO[/U]. I'm like most mongers on here, we wouldn't want to miss any of your "pearls of wisdom". They just keep us all too damned entertained, and laughter is good for the soul! [I]CTFU![/I].
You are 1000% convinced I am gay, just like you say you are 1000% convinced Grandma Swaggs has the body of a 20-year old. Do you realize JUST HOW HARD everyone laughs at you every time you say that? What an IDIOT you are.
And I'm sure you [U]DO[/U] have many gay friends. Most gay people [U]DO[/U]!
I never get bored with you, because you're always so damn funny, and STUPID. It's a real shame you don't even understand how entertaining you are, and how hard you make people laugh because you are such a STUPID IDIOT!
[I]CTFU ![/I]
Keep 'them coming DOUCHE BAG, I can take all you got!
Month of May top THREE Douche bag Mongers / Assholes!!
This month of May has been an exasperating month for me here in the city of Orlando. The mongers here are among the worst in the United States. This is just MY opinion. It is very sad but it is what it is.
Listed below are MY TOP THREE douche bag / assholes for the month of May. This is no fucking joke to me people. These top three are in need of serious fucking professional help! I could easily name over 200 people to fit this category but for now it has to be just the TOP THREE.
Coming in at #3 is Monger Yragrag aka Gary the GAY MIDGET- This so called monger has this weird fascination with posting very weird and strange photos. OFFERS ZERO to the world of mongering and constantly whines like a fucking little girl! His so called reviews on other threads are a fucking JOKE and this particular monger is an asshole in every way shape and form and in my opinion has no valid reason for even waking up in the morning. This is zero hope for this MIDGET.
Coming in at number TWO is monger PIMP BISHOP, This pathetic monger is the worst of the worst. His user name says it all. He is a useless monger who has nothing to offer to this board except lies and more lies. He is NOT a REAL monger at all. He is a LURKER! He also uses multiple handles such as BUFFWOMAN. His kind of so called mongering is the worst Orlando has to offer. This ass clown is worthless.
NUMBER ONE Douche bag monger is that asshole AncientAss!!
This low class so called distinguished monger is a piece of SHIT! NEVER does an actual review and is a complete and useless waste of time and space. Every fucking word that comes out of his mouth is a fucking lie. He is a very ignorant man who is classless and USELESS and is a waste of board space. This particular monger is a classic example of what new mongers should NOT be like! AncientASS seriously has no valid reason of even waking up in the morning. He is a pure SHIT STAIN!
Shout out to my Bestie the beautiful and intelligent Savanna and also to my man StrokinJoe!!
Orlando can continue to suck a dick!!
Congratulation to AncientAss! May douche bag / Asshole of the month!!
I could not have picked a better person you ASSHOLE!
Beckham5 review with Jenna Divine
"The best of manners and etiquette and is very intelligent conversationalist".
This is a quote directly from monger Beckham5 in regards to a review on Jenna Divine AKA Porky. Now I am really not trying to be difficult here but what the fuck does the word "etiquette" even fucking mean?
"Intelligent conversationist" Really? Is this a Fucking dream or a college drama course? Was I there to FUCK you or to Conversationalist with you? These big fucking words are killing me.
As I promised I will continue to call out suspicious or fake reviews. This particular monger says he had been eyeing her ad for over a fucking year. I guess he can call up today or yesterday and finally be ready to see her even though he has only a few actual reviews. I know this because I reviewed his post history. This review in my opinion is VERY VERY VERY VERY questionable.
Another quote from Beckham5 states "to my surprise, setting an appointment was quite easy and drama free" hint hint. NO HEAVY SCREENING.
Smh.
Sorry Porky.
YES! I am # 1 with Sissy Chrissy
[QUOTE=Chris5;2481632]I could not have picked a better person you ASSHOLE![/QUOTE]You can't imagine how hard I worked to move up the charts. Sissy Chrissy you made my day! Worth noting that Camera 3 is totally displaced from the list! Sorry PharmaGuy, you will need to try harder LOL. Now this moron Sissy Chrissy doubts the existence of Dahlia? We all know how awesome and hot she is but to her credit here is how smart she is "I would never see that guy Chris 5, he is a TOOL"She smelled your bullshit a mile away!
Just thought you should know Christopher
[QUOTE=Chris5;2481647]"The best of manners and etiquette and is very intelligent conversationalist".
This is a quote directly from monger Beckham5 in regards to a review on Jenna Divine AKA Porky. Now I am really not trying to be difficult here but what the fuck does the word "etiquette" even fucking mean?
"Intelligent conversationist" Really? Is this a Fucking dream or a college drama course? Was I there to FUCK you or to Conversationalist with you? These big fucking words are killing me.
As I promised I will continue to call out suspicious or fake reviews. This particular monger says he had been eyeing her ad for over a fucking year. I guess he can call up today or yesterday and finally be ready to see her even though he has only a few actual reviews. I know this because I reviewed his post history. This review in my opinion is VERY VERY VERY VERY questionable.
Another quote from Beckham5 states "to my surprise, setting an appointment was quite easy and drama free" hint hint. NO HEAVY SCREENING.
Smh.
Sorry Porky.[/QUOTE]Beckham5 IS in fact a real monger. I myself have seen him in the past. Just check my reviews on TER and Naughty. He is a stand up guy who treats the ladies with respect.
Now move on my love.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.
The purpose of this forum.
The purpose of this forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women.
I was reading a post today posted by the IDIOT Camera3. Who stated "The more guys (AND LADIES) we have as members of our little literary club the better the hobby is. Camera3 goes on further to state "I travel a good bit and in my humble opinion the Orlando club is the best in the US of A.
Smh.
First off LADIES ARE NOT members of this board you fucking ass clown! There you go again with your idiotic comments and when you make stupid comments like that, how do you ever expect for anyone to ever take you seriously? If you want to join a ladies forum where you can be a member and give them fatherly advice about there shitty lives then go right ahead asshole! To my understanding this particular board is for MEN only!! Not women! Women of this board are NOT members they are advertisers only. So to make it clear again, WOMEN are NOT members of this forum. It is a place for MEN to share information. The good and the bad. I share a lot of information that most guys are afraid to say or share. Camera3 once again has no clue what the hell he is talking about and possibly should go find another board with women and join there forum. WOMEN are NOT members asshole idiot Camera3!!
And as far as your opinion being that Orlando is the best city for mongering, you are either high or drunk. However you are entitled to your opinion. I however think Orlando is the worst city for mongering in the whole country particularly because of stupid clueless mongers like yourself Camera3.
You question if Paige or Dahlia are real? You seriously need to get out more.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2480811]Paige definitely seems to fit this bill. Her so called masters degree in arm pits must not be working very well.[/QUOTE]You are mistaken. Paige's degree is certainly legitimate from an accredited university which, in fact, is considered among the finest institutions in the field she has chosen. She is also considered successful in her day job but enjoys her hobby, too. Also, her pics are fairly recent.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2480811]I also question if this so called "Dahlia" is REAL? Her pics are from some chick in fucking RUSSIA and she claims she works a high tech REAL job of 60 plus hours a week! YET she advertises on this board and BP every fucking day AND gets daily RAVE reviews daily as well. Something does not add up and I will get to the bottom of this so called "Dahlia" situation.[/QUOTE]You are once again mistaken. Dahlia is real, her pics are of her and recent and she indeed works a day job (which she calls her civilian work). Just like Paige, she is well thought of in her field and has a hobby, which she enjoys.
Both these ladies have numerous stellar reviews not only here but on anoThER site. Both are quite attractive, intelligent, really enjoy their work and their hobby and, most of all, selective in who they date. Translated, Chris5, I doubt you could get a date with either even if you weren't a cheap bastard.
This is the same with the several other ladies you continually pick on. Dozens of positive reviews and you are the only one saying these bad things. So, I guess the whole band is out of step except you.
One thing we all tend to agree on is that we all enjoy this hobby in different ways. The real difference is that I can choose to hit the Trail and pick up a SW anytime, but you, sir, will never in your life be able to date a classy chick. That dog just ain't gonna ever hunt. Not in this lifetime.
C3.
Camera3 once again to the rescue.
Problem is Camera3 I have yet to give two shits about you or your opinions! Difference between me and you is I don't give a shit about dreaming with your definition of a so called classy lady! LOL!! Now that's funny GRANDPA!! Out of all the pussy in Florida you think I'm worried about board pussy? LOL! You're clearly in the stages of dementia if you believe that asshole! So continue to be a good white knight. And don't worry I will definitely continue to be the exact same asshole that I have been. Enjoy that popcorn Camera3!
One more thing Camera3, next time you try and lecture me on mongering, just remember that I can wipe my ass with your so called pillars of advice.
Wow I'm sure Savanna is crushed!!
[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2482876]Maybe he didn't care for your service, and decided not to write a review. It does appear, he likes Paige's service.[/QUOTE]Wow I bet Savanna really misses all those OLD and big bellied and fat nasty OLD men that Paige is now seeing on the regular! LOL! But hey cash is cash right! Most of paige clientele are probably former clients of Savanna, The difference with Savanna and Paige is that Savanna will blacklist these seniors for getting out of line while the arm pit degree paige will take any and all clients her ugly ass can get!! Now Savanna has a very handsome and charming YOUNG guy like myself to spend time with. I have become a regular client of the Beautiful Savanna. We both get along great due to the fact we BOTH don't take any shit from all you fuckers!!
Savanna as always you are correct!
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2482664]The only ones that think anything of StankStuff is the JizzBelieve crew and her fake self reviewers, and how can you speak for Dahlia since you have NEVER seen her? Yes pics are real, real of Katia in Russia.
Swag out.[/QUOTE]Is the the same guy who worked security at hasselberry lodge who had a master key to all the rooms and used to be constantly posted up outside your door AND the douche bag who went in your room when you were not there?
