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[QUOTE=Best Bet]The Moral of the Story is never overpay if you think it gets you bonus points it doesnt. Heather is getting worse and worse on her service but to get her back she hates CIM so once every 4 or 5 times Im with her I give it to her on accident of course :)[/QUOTE]
Hell she gives such a bad blow job, I dont know how you ever get to that point.
Just blew a load in heathers Mouth. Funny as hell! I really wish she would lose my phone #!
Just remember there is no anonymity with her I now know that one of you all is named Steve, and where you work. Not that I really care to know, and will try to forget!
Damn police were out hot and heavy in Portland. Seen Heather standing in front of her place on the phone must have been calling Steve:). Circled the block and she was gone well headed over to Main to look for Amanda and bingo she was there damn she gives the best BBBJ. Headed to Ormsby area and it was dead again didnt see anyone.
"Of all the dishes, new and old; tis revenge thats best served cold." Benjaming Franklin wrote that, under the pseudonym of Poor Richard. Every once in awhile we are lucky enought to serve that dish, and yesterday was my turn.
About a year ago, I was ripped off by two girls in Austin. We had "dated" on another occassion so I was off-gaurd. Anyway, I had made the mistake of letting them see where I kept my money.
So while two of us were getting comfortable in the back of my van, the other girl... Melissa, took my money and left. The girl with me acted all bewildered, but gave me a good bbbjcim. However I was still burnt.
This year brought me a new look, and a new car. I was driving through that little town, and who should flag me down, but Melissa. I almost didn't recognize her at first, and she sure as hell didn't recognize me.
I immediately started to hatch a plan. She got in, and we made introductions, and did the cop check. So we settled on .40 for full service, and went to park. She tried to get me to go to a spot she liked, but I drove her out 10 miles from town, in a very remote location.
We got out of the vehicle, and she gave a good bbbj, but I said I wanted that pussy, so on went the wrapper. After a bit, I was ready, and told her I would give her 10 more if she would let me cim and she swallowed.
She readily agreed, and when the time came I pulled out of her mouth and shot all over her eyes. While she was bitching and trying to clean up. I jumped in my car and left her.
Hell she had a cell phone.
[QUOTE=Funtongue13]"Of all the dishes, new and old; tis revenge that's best served cold." Benjamine Franklin wrote that, under the pseudonym of Poor Richard. * * *[/QUOTE]
I don't know about Ben Franklin - or Poor Richard, but I defer History 101 to Funtongue.
However “Revenge is a dish best served cold,” is by Khan Noonien Singh (Ricardo Montalban) in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
I like the facial part of the revenge :). This SW deserved a lesson :)
First off, that was a very solid, well-written report on your act of revenge, Funtongue. I was cracking up while reading it. I've honestly never had a girl rip me off really, but if I ever do, I hope I can plot and execute something as well as you did. Awesome work!
Today, I had some time to kill at about 7PM so I decided to check out Ormsby (OL), Hill, Dixie, and even Portland. Ormsby (OL) was pretty dead, but I did see that short, red-headed girl (Charlotte?). She was hanging around the corner of Preston and Ormsby. I've actually had FS with her many months ago and she's a nice girl, but I don't find her attractive at all. I kept on going. I saw a girl I recognized sitting on the steps of a house on Brook, but she was on the phone and I'm not sure if she was working. She's a blonde and I think her name might be Heather. I've been with her once before for a BBBJ, and she had a real bad attitude. Anyways, I then cruised through Hill and Dixie and both of those were empty. I then went to Portland. I very rarely ever venture out to Portland, but I was really hoping to find Renee who someone said they saw out there. Well, I didn't find Renee and I didn't find anyone over there at all. I came back down Dixie, to Hill, and I found a really cute BSW sitting on some steps, near 7th Street. Her name was Mimi. She had real short hair, was pretty thin, and had small boobs. She was probably about 30 and was real friendly. We went down a few streets and parked in front of a vacant house, and I got a very good BBBJ. I then dropped her off at that liquor store at 12th and Hill. She told me that she doesn't work the streets very often and instead works by phone. I didn't get her number actually though.
On the way home I cruised back down Ormsby just for the hell of it, and near Preston and Ormby I saw that older blonde Lisa who I'd gotten with a week or 2 ago. She was surrounded by 2 cops, and it looked like they were about to arrest her. I kept on going and 2 more cop cars were on the way there too. 4 cop cars to hassle a SW! What a load of shit! Anyways, that sucks for her.
Good luck and be safe everyone.
Will someone please locate Renee before I explode? When I find that girl I am taking her to the vet's office and microchiping her ass.
[QUOTE=James Doe69]Will someone please locate Renee before I explode? When I find that girl I am taking her to the vet's office and microchiping her ass.[/QUOTE]
Hahahahaha
On a different note, did anyone else see a WSW hanging around Ormsby, between Floyd and Brook, between 315-415PM today? I had a very weird feeling about her and thought maybe it was an undercover sting. It was obviously very light out, and this girl was trying to flag down cars left and right. She was wearing white capri pants, a white shirt, she had kind of a gut, and she was wearing sunglasses. She had dark hair and was actually decent looking, but I didn't dare pick her up. I just had a real weird feeling about her, especially cause I had never seen her around the neighorhood before and cause she was so indiscreet.
To add to my suspicion, the LEO presence was semi-heavy, and I saw 2 cruisers just parked on Brook Street, between Ormsby and Oak. At one point this girl ducked into an alley off Ormsby, between Floyd and Brook, and she came out the other side on Brook. Perhaps I was just being paranoid, but I'd rather be overly cautious than stupid.
This is the only picture I could get.
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[QUOTE=James Doe69]Will someone please locate Renee before I explode? When I find that girl I am taking her to the vet's office and microchiping her ass.[/QUOTE]
Have not seen her since that day in Portland on 25th. Not a lot of the WSW over there know her Amanda knows who Renee is maybe ask her. Decided to cruise this morning and Ormsby was dead havent seen anything over there the past 3 times thru there. Headed to Portland worse case I would go for Heather got lucky and spotted Amanda right away got a great BBBJCIM damn she gets into it. Says she is homeless think they got thrown out of that house on Main St. Not sure what the world is coming to landlord puts you out for selling crack and whoreing so what if they were a little behind on the rent.
So anyways I went out cruising today. Hit Portland today pretty much dead. However got some 18-19yo phone number. She wasn't a SW however.
Decided to go over to Brook, Floyd, Preston and so on around 730-800 and found a BSW walking on Brook near St Catherine street. She was ok for a BSW I guess however I did a drive around and came back and she was gone.
So I waiting tell about 10-1030 and went to 4th street and a really small SW jetted across the street after a SUV on Haywood I was like WTF dude stole the one I was after. Whoever you are send me a message. I thought it was funny and I am pretty sure you are on this board.
So went around the block because I noticed one hiding in a doorway at 4th and Iowa and I wasn't sure it was a SW because she gave me the look but when I pulled up she kinda ignored me. So after sitting there for a few seconds I got my date. I think she said her name was jenny or something. A blond in her late 20's early 30's gave a good deep BBBJCIM for. 2 which is unheard of because only one other SW could fit my whole sausage in her mouth.
[QUOTE=Funtongue13]"Of all the dishes, new and old; tis revenge thats best served cold. " Benjaming Franklin wrote that, under the pseudonym of Poor Richard. Every once in awhile we are lucky enought to serve that dish, and yesterday was my turn.
About a year ago, I was ripped off by two girls in Austin. We had "dated" on another occassion so I was off-gaurd. Anyway, I had made the mistake of letting them see where I kept my money.
So while two of us were getting comfortable in the back of my van, the other girl. Melissa, took my money and left. The girl with me acted all bewildered, but gave me a good BBBJCIM. However I was still burnt.
This year brought me a new look, and a new car. I was driving through that little town, and who should flag me down, but Melissa. I almost didn't recognize her at first, and she sure as hell didn't recognize me.
I immediately started to hatch a plan. She got in, and we made introductions, and did the cop check. So we settled on. 40 for full service, and went to park. She tried to get me to go to a spot she liked, but I drove her out 10 miles from town, in a very remote location.
We got out of the vehicle, and she gave a good BBBJ, but I said I wanted that pussy, so on went the wrapper. After a bit, I was ready, and told her I would give her 10 more if she would let me cim and she swallowed.
She readily agreed, and when the time came I pulled out of her mouth and shot all over her eyes. While she was bitching and trying to clean up. I jumped in my car and left her.
Hell she had a cell phone.[/QUOTE]Would you mind sharing the name of the other girl with Melissa so I can also watch out for her?
Picked up WSW Christina about 30 minutes ago. She's probably a 6 on the SW scale. I saw her almost immediately near Floyd and Ormsby so I was looking forward to busting a quick nut and going home. She lives in a yellow house on Floyd, just south of Ormsby. It's kind of a notorious house so you might know which one I'm talking about.
Anyways, I've been with her before and it was a decent time so I didn't really hesitate to scoop her again. She had on short shorts and looked good (for her). Total fricking ripoff tonight though. She was a complete biatch and I had a terrible time with her. I had to run to the ATM real quick, and she was being all bossy the whole way. There were some people walking on the street and she was using the N word and stuff, and just having an overall bad attitude, making me uncomfortable.
She made me park behind her house and she wouldnt let me touch her really without giving her more money (keep in mind I had a much better experience with her previously for the same amount of cash). She probably gave me a BBBJ for a total of 15 seconds and then was telling me to beat off. When I was ready to bust she did get down to catch it, but she got up and left and walked inside even before I was finished unloading. She didn't even say a word really, just got up and walked inside the back door. She also spilled her damn vodka and orange juice drink in my car. Im tempted to plot a Funtongue-like revenge against her.
Anyways, I recommend staying away from her. She's a dark-haired, skinny woman who is in her 40s, and I know from our previous encounter that she served time behind bars for quite a long time.
Where the F is Renee?!?
[QUOTE=Woody Wang]Picked up WSW Christina about 30 minutes ago. She's probably a 6 on the SW scale. I saw her almost immediately near Floyd and Ormsby so I was looking forward to busting a quick nut and going home. She lives in a yellow house on Floyd, just south of Ormsby. It's kind of a notorious house so you might know which one I'm talking about.
Anyways, I've been with her before and it was a decent time so I didn't really hesitate to scoop her again. She had on short shorts and looked good (for her). Total fricking ripoff tonight though. She was a complete biatch and I had a terrible time with her. I had to run to the ATM real quick, and she was being all bossy the whole way. There were some people walking on the street and she was using the and word and stuff, and just having an overall bad attitude, making me uncomfortable.
She made me park behind her house and she wouldn't let me touch her really without giving her more money (keep in mind I had a much better experience with her previously for the same amount of cash). She probably gave me a BBBJ for a total of 15 seconds and then was telling me to beat off. When I was ready to bust she did get down to catch it, but she got up and left and walked inside even before I was finished unloading. She didn't even say a word really, just got up and walked inside the back door. She also spilled her damn vodka and orange juice drink in my car. I'm tempted to plot a Funtongue-like revenge against her.
Anyways, I recommend staying away from her. She's a dark-haired, skinny woman who is in her 40s, and I know from our previous encounter that she served time behind bars for quite a long time.
Where the F is Renee?![/QUOTE]Thought I would also input to add in about the notorious house although I don't post a lot but when helpful you will hear from me. That house has a guy that comes and goes he's in his late 40's about 5'11 extremely dark-skinned black guy. He normally walks on that side walk but, recently drove up beside me in a brown suburban with chrome rims and noticed a WSW pull a cash and dash and got into that vehicle with him. I think it maybe was the drug habit because if its to my knowledge and correct memory please don't quote me on this it was Charlotte. I could be wrong but keep in mind I am 100% positive of the yellow house right by a side street/alley.
[QUOTE=BassmasterJohn]Thought I would also input to add in about the notorious house although I don't post a lot but when helpful you will hear from me. That house has a guy that comes and goes he's in his late 40's about 5'11 extremely dark-skinned black guy. He normally walks on that side walk but, recently drove up beside me in a brown suburban with chrome rims and noticed a WSW pull a cash and dash and got into that vehicle with him. I think it maybe was the drug habit because if its to my knowledge and correct memory please don't quote me on this it was Charlotte. I could be wrong but keep in mind I am 100% positive of the yellow house right by a side street/alley.[/QUOTE]
Yep. You definitely know the place I was referring to, the yellow house with 2 separate units next to one other, adjacent to the alley. There's often times shady looking people congregating over there, and other SWs (including older brunette Lisa) have tried to take me over there in the past. I've always wondered who all actually lives there, but apparently Christina is one of the tenants. I guess other SWs have access to it too??
I broke one of my own rules so I definitely feel at fault for her taking advantage of me. I usually try to avoid going to the spot that the SW calls for since they're then basically on their own turf and can call all the shots. Plus, you never know who else could show up there since they might have some scam plotted. She could have had some dude waiting for a car to show up so he could attack me.
So anyways, be careful everyone and definitely try to avoid Christina and I guess anyone else who tries to take you to that crib.