Lin Yuan Massage in Lakewood
Stopped in on a weekday mid afternoon. Parking lot was empty and I was greeted by a woman who looked to be in her mid 40's wearing leggings and a T-shirt and spoke very little English. We communicate with google translate and it helps (thank god for technology). My first time here so I go with the. 5 hr to test the waters. I undressed and lay naked face down. She comes in and puts the towel over me. Not looking good so far. Massage was decent, I've had better. With 10 minutes left she goes for the scalp, and I'm starting to fear the worst. No extras on the menu.
Half hour's over and she leaves for me to get dressed. I do my best to salvage the session and Ask her via google for a HJ in a not so subtle way. She reads the message, and shows me her response in her phone. It says 'You have accepted the devil' . Ouch.
Don't let the seedy sign and lack of traffic fool you Like it did me. This place is a huge waste of time.