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[QUOTE=Prober;7304105]I wish AMPs would offer a 45 minute session. A half hour session is kinda short but I tend to get bored with the last part of a whole hour session.[/QUOTE]True!
After the pop I tend to get that post nut clarity where I'd prefer to exchange pleasantries and go about my day.
[QUOTE=LeoDaddy85;7304838]I've been using my real number for a while, thinking that it would signal to providers that I'm "real". But I knew that long term I was asking for trouble. I recently switched to Google voice because of you and I agree its great. I put it in a secure folder on my phone which requires a code to open. The only downside is every text goes to my email, so I need to remember to go and delete those after every conversation which is annoying.[/QUOTE]Go to settings in Google voice and turn off forwarding to email. Not sure if you'll have to do that every time if you use the app and delete them reload that, I use it online rather than the app. I just log in from an incognito browser, once I changed that setting, I've never had a text forwarded.
[QUOTE=LeoDaddy85;7304838]I've been using my real number for a while, thinking that it would signal to providers that I'm "real". But I knew that long term I was asking for trouble. I recently switched to Google voice because of you and I agree its great. I put it in a secure folder on my phone which requires a code to open. The only downside is every text goes to my email, so I need to remember to go and delete those after every conversation which is annoying.[/QUOTE]Don't install the app or sync the email with your phone. Just use a private tab in a browser to access voice. It's a pain at times but you don't have to go clearing stuff all the time.
A Brit, an American, and a Canadian all walk into a bar and start drinking. As friends tend to do, they began to tell boastful stories. The Brit starts.
"Ey mates, I hail from London. I love me pub. Every pub in London knows me. When I go into the pub and to drink some pints, after I drink two pints the third is always free! Britain is the best, God save the queen!
The American snorts in disgust. "You fucking limey, you think you're so smart. Well I am from a small town in the good ole' USA, and in the bars in MY town, I go in, and after one drink, the second drink is always free! Go USA!
The Canuck, silent until now, speaks up. "You're both a bunch of stupid pricks. I hail from Canada, and in my home town, you walk in, and the first drink is free. And the second. And the third, and so on. Until you are as shitfaced as you like. And then, in my town, there is a little hotel above the bar. If you like, you get taken upstairs and get fucked for free! That's how it is in my home town. Canada is #1!
The Brit says, "You're a lying sack of shit, that's total BS!. " And the American, looking suspicious, says, "Frggin liar. This happened to you!
The Canuck looks sheepishly at his friends and says, "Well, not exactly. But it happened to my sister a bunch of times. ".
So, I went to see a provider the other day and arrived to the hotel at the agreed upon time. Crickets. I was on a tight schedule so I left after no response of 10 minutes. She calls me and says he was locked out of her room, and left her phone in her room while sorting things out w the front desk. Most likely she double booked me and was w another monger, but I give her A for creativity. She offered me a discount if Incame back, but I was already gone.
What other excuses have you heard for why a provider kept you waiting?
[QUOTE=LeoDaddy85;7307620]So, I went to see a provider the other day and arrived to the hotel at the agreed upon time. Crickets. I was on a tight schedule so I left after no response of 10 minutes. She calls me and says he was locked out of her room, and left her phone in her room while sorting things out w the front desk. Most likely she double booked me and was w another monger, but I give her A for creativity. She offered me a discount if Incame back, but I was already gone.
What other excuses have you heard for why a provider kept you waiting?[/QUOTE]First when I show up, I set the timer for 15 minutes. I've heard: my phone died, crickets, fell asleep, not telling me have moved from the place there were staying, I have to shower. If I say I'll be there in an hour, that should be enough time to shit, shower, and shave. For me they don't need to put on makeup or clothes. A delay tactic is, can I have the money, "my dealer is outside". A couple times I'm going to where the girl is staying, I get there set the timer and say I'm here, and her reply is "I'll be there is in 15 minutes". I turn off the timer and drive away. Not sure if this an excuse, but when I say I am an hour away and I get on 84, next thing I know is repeat messages asking how long until I get there, or the "let me know when you're 5 minutes away". Clearly, it's not easy to respond when you're driving on the highway. I always try to have a backup plan with someone else, or an errand in the general area.
Who remembers Heather?
[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;7311243]Who remembers Heather?[/QUOTE]I sure do.
Man, she had a luck boyfriend! That girl swallowed it balls deep. Dude was packing as well.
[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;7311243]Who remembers Heather?[/QUOTE]Looks adorable. Sorry I missed her!
How long ago was she around?
[QUOTE=MaxThrust;7311771]Looks adorable. Sorry I missed her!
How long ago was she around?[/QUOTE]Look up Heather iDeepthroat on the internet.
[URL]https://www.pornhub.com/playlist/64346682[/URL]
[QUOTE=CravenMorehed;7311899]Look up Heather iDeepthroat on the internet.
[URL]https://www.pornhub.com/playlist/64346682[/URL][/QUOTE]Ahhh. I misinterpreted the post (thought she was a local provider).
Based on the vids I saw, I'd say she certainly lives up to her 'Deepthroat' moniker!
I was on the bed after a BBBJCIM and she got up to spit, I adjusted the pillow under my head and out rolls a crack pipe. So I palmed it and put it in my pocket when getting dressed.
So yes, I stole a pipe from a thot.
I don't feel good about doing this and not exactly sure why I did it other than she told me she wasn't into the drug scene, which was an obvious lie. It's not like she was going to message me and ask for her pipe back. I'll never see her again anyway, BJ wasn't great.
[QUOTE=ShelbyCoLtd;7314471]I was on the bed after a BBBJCIM and she got up to spit, I adjusted the pillow under my head and out rolls a crack pipe. So I palmed it and put it in my pocket when getting dressed.
So yes, I stole a pipe from a thot.
I don't feel good about doing this and not exactly sure why I did it other than she told me she wasn't into the drug scene, which was an obvious lie. It's not like she was going to message me and ask for her pipe back. I'll never see her again anyway, BJ wasn't great.[/QUOTE]I'd get rid of that thing ASAP if you haven't done so already. If there's even a trace of drug residue on it you're guilty of possession of drug paraphernalia.
[QUOTE=LuvrOfWomen;7314669]I'd get rid of that thing ASAP if you haven't done so already. If there's even a trace of drug residue on it you're guilty of possession of drug paraphernalia.[/QUOTE]Beat me to it.
When I read that I figured that would be the one time I got stopped, sniffed by a canine, and frisked outside an incall. In my experience, the PD is far more interested in drugs at ratty places anyway, so the chance isn't remote.
This is the reason I'll never allow a provider in my vehicle. Never, not ever.
For the past few weeks I have not been able to sign into my account on the board.
Are any other contributors also having an issue too?
I recall reading that there were some denial of service attacks on the site but I've never been prevented from.
Logging on so much since I first started posting. Just wanted to know if was my issue or if the website was preventing me.
Finally got on site just now. Sort of weird as that's never happened before.
Peace.