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I don't think it's a matter of hate. Just that who has time for riddles? Certainly not crusty old veterans with SOs watching them like a hawk. Maybe a separate thread for playing games? As a matter of fact, we do have a bullshit thread.

[QUOTE=Mojitousa;6996705]I was at the old Millipede (or Centipede, I don't remember the name) with Claire (I still remember her name, LOL!) several years ago when the police showed up. There was a commotion at the front and Claire wisely covered me up with a towel. An officer opened the door and asked "What are you doing?" Me: "Nothing". Officer: "Get dressed". So I got dressed and went to the front of the shop where another monger was sitting. The officer asked to see my I'd, asked again what I was doing, replied again nothing, and once he saw I had no open warrants, I was on my way. It was a little nerve wracking, but I was just on the massage table, covered and said nothing and once cleared, I was on my way.[/QUOTE]Close call, but you made the right move. Say nothing.

Yeah, I first met Claire at Millipede. She's still at it at a new place in Belmont.

[QUOTE=Amplitude;6999066]I don't think it's a matter of hate. Just that who has time for riddles? Certainly not crusty old veterans with SOs watching them like a hawk. Maybe a separate thread for playing games? As a matter of fact, we do have a bullshit thread.[/QUOTE]I think he was getting hate because Monica told everyone she isn't working so it was misleading.

[QUOTE=Amplitude;6999066]I don't think it's a matter of hate. Just that who has time for riddles? Certainly not crusty old veterans with SOs watching them like a hawk. Maybe a separate thread for playing games? As a matter of fact, we do have a bullshit thread.[/QUOTE]I solved the riddle and did LFK / BBBJ / CFS with Judy with the butterfly hand tattoo over at Star Hot yesterday for 160 all-in. She's back in Vegas, but it's interesting that the Toyko /819 axis is intersecting with the Archer / Blue Island syndicate. Girls at Archer Spa didn't look that great the last time I stopped in, but I had an excellent time with young petite Kitty at Blue Island recently.

[QUOTE=Fit312;6999293]I solved the riddle and did LFK / BBBJ / CFS with Judy with the butterfly hand tattoo over at Star Hot yesterday for 160 all-in. She's back in Vegas, but it's interesting that the Toyko /819 axis is intersecting with the Archer / Blue Island syndicate. Girls at Archer Spa didn't look that great the last time I stopped in, but I had an excellent time with young petite Kitty at Blue Island recently.[/QUOTE]Ha. Figured out the location of the blue butterfly with booker last week but have not visited yet. Busy testing international dishes in apartments but have not visited AMPs for a while. Judy definitely is worth a re-visit.

Has anyone been here as of recently?

Been wanting to see Iris or Tiffany again but the overbooking of rooms have gotten ridiculous.

[QUOTE=RadioMatt;6999364]Has anyone been here as of recently?

Been wanting to see Iris or Tiffany again but the overbooking of rooms have gotten ridiculous.[/QUOTE]I stopped going there mamma is to greety. To many pipes off loading. Will stop by when things cool down. Last time I was walking out and a fellow monger was by the front desk. No privacy.

Nope. Still a shit show. I tried mid day, mid week, with an appt thinking off peak it would be better. It wasn't.

Made appt in advance which mamasan completely ignored and the girl was in another session at my appt time. Not wanting to leave unsatisfied I settled for another girl who was immediately available but was told to wait 5 minutes for a room to open up. That turned into a 25 minute wait in a closet with multiple awkward encounters with dudes passing by.

[QUOTE=RadioMatt;6999364]Has anyone been here as of recently?

Been wanting to see Iris or Tiffany again but the overbooking of rooms have gotten ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

DNC is here now. Thousands of visitors looking for stress relief. Imagine the spas will fill up.

[QUOTE=RadioMatt;6999364]Has anyone been here as of recently?

Been wanting to see Iris or Tiffany again but the overbooking of rooms have gotten ridiculous.[/QUOTE]I went yesterday and saw Iris. She's very pretty. I didn't have any issues getting in or seeing other mongers. And it was no problem making the appointment with her.

[QUOTE=Nowhere500;7000331]I went yesterday and saw Iris. She's very pretty. I didn't have any issues getting in or seeing other mongers. And it was no problem making the appointment with her.[/QUOTE]I also went yesterday called first ask for Tiffany 1230 pm. Walk in and got lead to the room. No problem at all getting in.

As veteran mongers here recall, there used to be an AMP called Qi Massage and Acupuncture on Western by the Brown Line. It was one of the only places that was open 24 hours (or close to it) in Chicago. It closed a few years ago.

Now, there's a new place in Qi's old spot called Western Spa. I stopped by last weekend and after paying the door fee for one hour (70), I got Coco, a middle-aged lady (40 ish) for my MT. The massage was mediocre at best; I asked for medium but got a soft one instead. I constantly rubbed and caressed Coco's calves and thighs and she didn't complain at all. On the flip, she went to right to work on my joystick. It took me a while, but she got the job done. Tipped $. 60 and she was happy with it. May try again if in the area.

FYI, Western closes at 8 each day.

[QUOTE=Sk7499;6923166]Anyone ever setup a dp session or mini 2 person train at a spa. I'm curious if anyone is interested to tag team spa girl, if a spa girl would allow it. I never tried it but just curious.[/QUOTE]Sk7499 your inbox is full. Try and clear it thanks.

Can anyone confirm Ingrid at orange is still there?

Was told she was leaving Tuesday, don't want to drive 2 hours again and end up not being able to see her. (Last time was an hour+ wait to see her).

In town for business this past week and decided to repeat at Ashland Perfect. Booker sent pics of 3 girls, all hot, and I chose Ella. Believe it or not it was the same girl as the pic except that she has longer hair now. Went for the VIP option for three bills. Showed up and Ellaawas waiting in the front for me. I had booked their Tatemi room which is basically a full size bed instead of a massage table. She closed the door and gave me about a minute of DFK. She's skinny, but. As natural C's with big nipples. About 5 feet 4 inches so not quite spinner but damn close. Limited English but enough to get the message across. She helped me undress and took me to the table shower. It was about 10 minutes and included an actual scrubbing with extra attention to my asshole and boys. She stripped and did a good 5 minutes of nuru front and back along with more DFK. She had me hard as a rock. It was the best table shower I I've ever had. Then a preview BBBJ that devolved into full on rimming while the warm water was running. I'm talking full tongue and inch or more deep along with the water. Fucking amazing! Dried off and to the Tatemi bed. About 10 minute massage that was sexy as hell with kisses on my neck and a tongue in my ear. Kisses down my back and rims from behind while reaching under for a light handy. I couldn't take it and flipped. BBBJ for, no kidding, 10 minutes alternating with more rimming. Had to take 3 breaks to keep from popping. Asked for cover and commenced mish and CW girl that involved incredible Kegel work while licking my nipples. Turned her over and finished in standing doggie while banging away as hard as I possibly could. She was shrieking so loud anyone in the building probably heard it, haha! It was arguably the best sexual encounter of my life. Would repeat if I were in town, but alas, I am not. Have fun Chicago, I am eternally jealous of your options. Ella was fucking amazing.

This is not meant in any way as a criticism or ridicule. I'm also not trying to start an argument.

Many of you mention how much you dislike encountering other male customers when at an AMP. I'm curious why you feel that way.

I have my own opinions that I will share after a few of you offer yours.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;7000442]As veteran mongers here recall, there used to be an AMP called Qi Massage and Acupuncture on Western by the Brown Line. It was one of the only places that was open 24 hours (or close to it) in Chicago. It closed a few years ago.

Now, there's a new place in Qi's old spot called Western Spa. I stopped by last weekend and after paying the door fee for one hour (70), I got Coco, a middle-aged lady (40 ish) for my MT. The massage was mediocre at best; I asked for medium but got a soft one instead. I constantly rubbed and caressed Coco's calves and thighs and she didn't complain at all. On the flip, she went to right to work on my joystick. It took me a while, but she got the job done. Tipped $. 60 and she was happy with it. May try again if in the area.

FYI, Western closes at 8 each day.[/QUOTE]Can confirm about Coco. I saw her a few times and never went past a L1, though it was like 6 months apart each time.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;7000442]As veteran mongers here recall, there used to be an AMP called Qi Massage and Acupuncture on Western by the Brown Line. It was one of the only places that was open 24 hours (or close to it) in Chicago. It closed a few years ago.

Now, there's a new place in Qi's old spot called Western Spa. I stopped by last weekend and after paying the door fee for one hour (70), I got Coco, a middle-aged lady (40 ish) for my MT. The massage was mediocre at best; I asked for medium but got a soft one instead. I constantly rubbed and caressed Coco's calves and thighs and she didn't complain at all. On the flip, she went to right to work on my joystick. It took me a while, but she got the job done. Tipped $. 60 and she was happy with it. May try again if in the area.

FYI, Western closes at 8 each day.[/QUOTE]I thought I replied already so apologies if its a double post. I can confirm Coco at Western Spa. I've seen her a few times and always never went past a L1. Though my visits were like 6 months apart each time.

Not an amazing massage but good L1 and will clean you up with a hot towel after.

I found myself in the neighborhood of Orange Spa today, and I took the opportunity to see what was available since I'd heard there's a mix of Asian and Latina MTs. As luck would have it, I got assigned to a very curvaceous (by way of knife and needle) Colombian lady by the name of Liz ("Leez") or Liza ("Leeza" I'm a big fan of Asian and Latina ladies, and I was prepared and eager for her heartier build. Her English was very limited, but I came equipped with three years of high school Spanish, and she was amused if not charmed by my rudimentary grasp of her native tongue. I'd estimate Liz to be in her late 30's, standing perhaps around 5'-4". Upon entering the room, I was quoted 2 $, which I accepted knowing I was only looking for L2 service anyway.

I requested a shower, and I was surprised to soon find myself in a standing shower rather than a table shower. It wasn't nearly as fun or flirty as a typical table shower, but it was at least novel. I also very much appreciated that Liz fully stripped down before taking me back and through the duration of the massage. Back in the room, Liz offered a massage which was a little better than average, particularly when using her oiled-up elbows. On the flip, the massage surprisingly continued for a few more minutes before moving on to the main event.

Liz started with a very good tease, working her way down from nipples to navel and hips with her mouth. I was standing at full attention when she applied a cover prior to starting L2 services. To my surprise and delight, she had above average oral skills. I was a little disappointed when she denied my request for oral attention for my "juevos," but at least she did start servicing them manually at that point. After a few minutes, she starting repositioning for L3, but she was very accommodating when I requested oral only. From that point, she incorporated a some tongue smacking and titty rubbing, and before too long the bag was filled.

All in all, this visit was a nice change of pace from a typical AMP visit. Liz's size would be unacceptable by Asian standards, but within spec for Latinas. And despite the language barrier, she managed to provide enthusiastic services. I'd rate the facilities and MT appearances at 7/10 and enthusiasm at 8. 5/10. Though I'm rarely in the area, I look forward to my next opportunity to see what else lies in store at Orange.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7000526]This is not meant in any way as a criticism or ridicule. I'm also not trying to start an argument.

Many of you mention how much you dislike encountering other male customers when at an AMP. I'm curious why you feel that way.

I have my own opinions that I will share after a few of you offer yours.[/QUOTE]I have been mongering since the ads in the Suntimes and the Reader. It never bothered me if I seen someone or they seen me. We are adults and we both know why we are ay a massage place. I used to hang out with a couple of guys and we would go to the massage place together. We would have fun with the mommason or pappason and the girls. Even yelling at each other from the room to the other rooms.

[QUOTE=VividTiger135;6977044]Hey all,

Tested out SXL and ended up with Kelly. She is incredibly attractive and fit for her age with great man mades. The actual massage was underwhelming but the teasing made up for it. She gave an incredible BBBJ with a lot of gagging. We ended up 69'ing for a little bit but ended up back in BBBJ where I CIM. I not a fan of BBFS but she made several attempts to ride me and that turned me on a lot. It was my first time ever being at an AMP and somebody wanting FS so badly. At the end of the session, she asked me to come back so we could FS. I will definitely take her up on that and report back on how that is. I will repeat with her but I want to test out Bebe before giving Kelly another go. If you are into Asian MILFs, I would 100% try Kelly at least once.[/QUOTE]What's her upcharge for FS?

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7000526]This is not meant in any way as a criticism or ridicule. I'm also not trying to start an argument.

Many of you mention how much you dislike encountering other male customers when at an AMP. I'm curious why you feel that way.

I have my own opinions that I will share after a few of you offer yours.[/QUOTE]I have no problem running into other mongers. If I see my neighbors there, I will definitely engage them, and chat them up at the summer barbeques. I've met a couple mongers as well. It's not as scary as most people think. Most guys are pretty chill, and down to Earth. It's a pretty typical representation of society. Some are nice looking, some are not. Some have more money, personality, better sense of humor, etc.

After a 30 year marriage, and losing my wife, this hobby kept me sane and the depression away. It also taught me not to judge others on the reasons they indulge in this hobby. So, the next time you see a monger anywhere, give him a nod.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7000526]This is not meant in any way as a criticism or ridicule. I'm also not trying to start an argument.

Many of you mention how much you dislike encountering other male customers when at an AMP. I'm curious why you feel that way.

I have my own opinions that I will share after a few of you offer yours.[/QUOTE]HappyG .

I have no problems running into other mongers. In fact, mongers can even get-together for drinks and sharing stories. Remember the Chinatown?

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;7001081]I have no problem running into other mongers. If I see my neighbors there, I will definitely engage them, and chat them up at the summer barbeques. I've met a couple mongers as well. It's not as scary as most people think. Most guys are pretty chill, and down to Earth. It's a pretty typical representation of society. Some are nice looking, some are not. Some have more money, personality, better sense of humor, etc.

After a 30 year marriage, and losing my wife, this hobby kept me sane and the depression away. It also taught me not to judge others on the reasons they indulge in this hobby. So, the next time you see a monger anywhere, give him a nod.[/QUOTE]I also don't mind running into other mongers. I also don't see why people have anxiety about waiting on the street for a place to let you in the door. It is not a secret why we are there It is easier to share Intel since people are more inclined to be social and talk about things the have I common in person.

Just wanting some insight if Ashland perfect is worth the hour and a half trip from south bend. The looks around here aren't worth it anymore but if Ella is that hot then I will make the drive.

[QUOTE=Patch69;7000493]In town for business this past week and decided to repeat at Ashland Perfect. Booker sent pics of 3 girls, all hot, and I chose Ella. Believe it or not it was the same girl as the pic except that she has longer hair now. Went for the VIP option for three bills. Showed up and Ellaawas waiting in the front for me. I had booked their Tatemi room which is basically a full size bed instead of a massage table. She closed the door and gave me about a minute of DFK. She's skinny, but. As natural C's with big nipples. About 5 feet 4 inches so not quite spinner but damn close. Limited English but enough to get the message across. She helped me undress and took me to the table shower. It was about 10 minutes and included an actual scrubbing with extra attention to my asshole and boys. She stripped and did a good 5 minutes of nuru front and back along with more DFK. She had me hard as a rock. It was the best table shower I I've ever had. Then a preview BBBJ that devolved into full on rimming while the warm water was running. I'm talking full tongue and inch or more deep along with the water. Fucking amazing! Dried off and to the Tatemi bed. About 10 minute massage that was sexy as hell with kisses on my neck and a tongue in my ear. Kisses down my back and rims from behind while reaching under for a light handy. I couldn't take it and flipped. BBBJ for, no kidding, 10 minutes alternating with more rimming. Had to take 3 breaks to keep from popping. Asked for cover and commenced mish and CW girl that involved incredible Kegel work while licking my nipples. Turned her over and finished in standing doggie while banging away as hard as I possibly could. She was shrieking so loud anyone in the building probably heard it, haha! It was arguably the best sexual encounter of my life. Would repeat if I were in town, but alas, I am not. Have fun Chicago, I am eternally jealous of your options. Ella was fucking amazing.[/QUOTE]Based on this report I checked out Ella at Ashland Perfect. I was skeptical to be honest, but Patch69's report is pretty much spot on. Ella is stunning. Great thin body with nice natural tits. She was wearing a skin tight mini dress with ass hanging out. Went VIP for. 3. Skipped the massage and went straight from table shower into the fun. Everything was very GFE with a lot of DFK and tongue play if you like that. Her tits are perfect about a handful and a half with nice large nipples that get erect to about a half inch when sucked on. The rimming was amazing and almost sent me over the edge. Otherwise I pretty much agree with everything in the prior report. In my opinion she is better VIP service than I have had at any of the apartments for the same rate and I recommend considering this place and Ella in particular if you are shopping for places to go. This girl is going to have a line out the door this week with the convention going on. 10/10 for me.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;7001081]I have no problem running into other mongers. If I see my neighbors there, I will definitely engage them, and chat them up at the summer barbeques. I've met a couple mongers as well. It's not as scary as most people think. Most guys are pretty chill, and down to Earth. It's a pretty typical representation of society. Some are nice looking, some are not. Some have more money, personality, better sense of humor, etc.

After a 30 year marriage, and losing my wife, this hobby kept me sane and the depression away. It also taught me not to judge others on the reasons they indulge in this hobby. So, the next time you see a monger anywhere, give him a nod.[/QUOTE]Most of us are grown ass men seeking a particular service and want to keep using said services. Could argue this community is a lot less toxic than even more conventional hobbyist communities.

A chunk of us go for mindless superficial reasons and even many go for legit therapeutic reasons. All valid. All perfectly fine.

& glad it's worked well for you.

Went yesterday to LLC Spa. Think their Google Business page says Massage Chicago? Either way its the one on W Fullerton.

Shorty went by Jamie. Seemed cute looking from the get go so I was hopeful this spa would stay consistent with the past reports.

Getting comfy was quick and easy and Jamie was in the perfect gear for the occasion (tight tight leggings). Just like her tight pants, she gave the right amount of tightness all around my body. Like hella a lot of pampering and teasing. Got me rock hard np and was glad that she understood the actual assignment when things Segway to what I would consider a perfectly good bbj.

With the exception of a small hiccup when I first got there and had to wait, yesterday ended on a high note for me.

Has anyone seen Lilly lately, larger thick girl w / some big natural titties. Was a staple at Papasan place on diversey then moved to Fullerton, was wondering where she is now.

TIA.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;7000526]This is not meant in any way as a criticism or ridicule. I'm also not trying to start an argument.

Many of you mention how much you dislike encountering other male customers when at an AMP. I'm curious why you feel that way.

I have my own opinions that I will share after a few of you offer yours.[/QUOTE]I have no problems running into other mongers. We are all adults and know why we are there for!

[QUOTE=RichL1234;7002429]Has anyone seen Lilly lately, larger thick girl w / some big natural titties. Was a staple at Papasan place on diversey then moved to Fullerton, was wondering where she is now..[/QUOTE]If someone replies can you provide me with the info? Have been looking for her as well!

Hello all,

I'm looking for a little more info. I dod read the reviews on orange but I'm wondering if there's a decent massage to be had there. I so. E of us just like going for the extras but I want it all LOL.

I'm driving 4 hours round trip and I don't want to be disappointed or waste my time. Of there's any other AMPs that provide that down by you guys I'd greatly appreciate any info.

Thank you much.

Stay safe out there.

After reading all the reviews about sxl decided to pull the trigger.

Called ahead and asked who was available, and was told Kelly Coco Emily and one more name that I do not remember.

Anyway, once arrived I was met by Coco at the entrance, and I asked if Emily was available and she said Emily was busy but that she could take care of me.

Honestly, I was not into Coco as she was not my type really.

But I was thinking with my other head and pulled the trigger on Coco.

And while the service was decent, I was not into her. Next time I will make an appointment to see Emily or Kelly.

I was driving down Irving Park, near Elston, and saw what I think is a new spa open up near Natural. 35XX and. Irving Park. I went in to give it a look and was greeted by a nice lady named Zuki. She had a very positive personality. I opted for a 30-minute massage and although it wasn't the greatest, it wasn't the worst either. I flipped over and right away she asked if I wanted a BJ. So I did. It was pretty great. She told me I should come back next time for everything. Her partner, Helen, had a bigger ass. So I might try her next. Was not disappointed.

Anyone had a chance to visit Happy Angel Spa up in Lakeview? Pass by it on my commute back from work and it's seemingly 24/7?

I'm in Chicago area today and tomorrow from Orange County CA. Looking for Asian massage, 35-40. (Aren't we all). Don't want a full service place. Just somewhere I might get a BBBJ from a good looking Asian woman and not break the bank. Happy to reciprocate to anyone visiting the OC. The Westminster and Santa Ana area has hundreds of shops to choose from. Thanks.

Likndikit.

Went to Archer. The Asian lady there is truly beautiful and very sweet. No haggling whatsoever and left very very happy. Saw four different mongers coming in and out tho, which was the one drawback. Easy cover for yourself with the grocery store across the street to. 5/5!

[QUOTE=JackJack300;7004751]I was driving down Irving Park, near Elston, and saw what I think is a new spa open up near Natural. 35XX and. Irving Park. I went in to give it a look and was greeted by a nice lady named Zuki. She had a very positive personality. I opted for a 30-minute massage and although it wasn't the greatest, it wasn't the worst either. I flipped over and right away she asked if I wanted a BJ. So I did. It was pretty great. She told me I should come back next time for everything. Her partner, Helen, had a bigger ass. So I might try her next. Was not disappointed.[/QUOTE]I checked out this spot before. A 50+ provider with a body typical for the age. Pulled the "take credit card" routine (which they do not) and left.

Sigh, the influx of these new users with these reports is something else. There is a similar post about an Aurora spa which of course is not believable for those of us who actually monger there.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;7005172]I checked out this spot before. A 50+ provider with a body typical for the age. Pulled the "take credit card" routine (which they do not) and left.[/QUOTE]